Christ. This is terrible news!

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

i think it’s cool that everything is so expensive in america now it’s as if we were under sanction but it’s all just by the hand of our own president so he can terrorize BIPOC

Personally finding it very funny that team USA’s fate will be decided on Tubi

It’s fun that Team Italy is a bunch of American dudes with Italian names doing Italian stereotype versions of American Baseball Lunkhead bits

Bomb a city!! Of 12 million people!! Who have never done anything to you!!! Ever!!! “Back to the Stone Age!” Iran sits on one of the oldest civilizations of all time, America is 200 years of pedophilia dressed up in a trench coat.

today at the World Metaphors Classic the leader of the USA didn't bother to find out the details of the situation his team was in and blindly assumed they would win a matchup they ended up losing, jeopardizing their long-term standing for no good reason

Real patriots ride the train.

well this is incredibly fucked up

truly, i think about this every freaking day, sir

Even as a cynical scholar of rape culture, I'm shocked that this isn't the headline story on domestic politics everywhere right now. It's just an unfathomable abuse of power, in clear violation of the law.

Two goats

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES OIL: $300 PER BARREL COUNTRY: ON FIRE REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

“Any concern teams have is more toward MiLBers. They're often less [conversant] in English–and don’t travel with the same privilege that MLBers do. Suárez said he knows of two who stayed in the US this offseason rather than [go home] to Venezuela, for fear they wouldn’t be allowed to return.”

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

The idea that all of this death and destruction is going to apply only to other people in perpetuity, and will never, ever blow back on Americans, is carrying a lot of weight that it can't support forever

please enjoy the actual photo of Marco with shoes that are too big for his feet

lol

NO NO NO YOU DON’T GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL tell everyone you know www.freetaxusa.com

stock market looks like a win probability chart for a baseball game where a team's bullpen blew a big lead

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

Attacks leave dead vs killed

Just saw this on @shamus.bsky.social 's blog this morning, and I think it's a MUST! broadstreetwithlove.substack.com/i/190279105/...

Put a team in San Juan tbh

This is literally cooler than anything I've seen in any baseball movie

patriotism re-entering my body the second kyle schwarber drills a 500 foot dinger off the british

I’m sorry, doing this in a baseball cap sold by your campaign store is deliberately disrespecting the dead.

Let's #AEWCollision!

This is like a classic early-modern high treason fact pattern

I find it increasingly hard to divorce the public actions & political beliefs of men like Trump, Hegseth, Rubio, Vance, and Graham from the obvious insecurities, psychological disturbances, & moral deficiencies driving their actions. These are sick people using war as their medicine.

So much online conservatism these days is just "I miss being a kid"

The Wildwood Boardwalk T-shirt Administration (extremely derogatory)

Remember when they pretended for like 0.2 seconds that they were doing this FOR Iranians?

Those school girls and musicians from the Iranian navy were people who thought they’d be able to live.

CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.

Jose Contreras’ son is: - 17 years old - still in high school - just got Byron Buxton to fly out

This is the sort of thing I'm talking about in just implicitly trusting AI and acting like it doesn't hallucinate. If you had to hire an electrician in the first place, what makes you think you're qualified to judge Claude's output to determine if the electrician is wrong?

Looking at old census forms to make sure the ghosts that will be in the house I’m buying are the right kind (Irish)

thinking about my dream hat again

I think in all of the evil depravity through all of this, being run and managed by white supremacists, incels, and freaks. The biggest true loser of them all may be the guy making these edits.

The guy says stuff every hour that would have any other president impeached or have freakouts over.

With Shamus on almost all of these rankings, but idc I think this rules

"backwards" job growth. wonder if there's a word for that. the opposite of "growth" maybe

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take