Not even the #1 NFL boat rental sex story of all time

We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.

Wait, but I thought his mom was rhe one who convinced him not to fight Mark Zuckerberg Surely that doesn't mean, no, surely no one is that pathetic, right? Right?

Could Altuve have hit this Ohtani sweeper, if he used himself as a bat?

Bryant Rousseau, named in this story as the NYT editor whose work history matches the anonymous coward in the complaint, is selling AI-generated art and music on his website. The copyright watermarks on work he didn’t do — with fake NYT quotes! — is just chef’s kiss narcissistic entitlement.

RFK Jr wants to pivot you away from things he and his cronies don’t make money on to things he and his cronies do make money on and if you die in the process he does not care. That’s the whole story.

Add him to the Philly news interview pantheon

Huh. Imagine that.

alito is the worst phillies fan by a long shot, a thing i will keep reminding us all until he dies. hopefully the phillies losing streak negatively impacted his health.

wait

Looking back at my splits for Broad St and it turns out the extra 0.12 miles over 10 is my 9:11

Can confirm the blue Phanatic shirt is FIRE. You should get yourself one.

-Sixers beat Boston (eliminated like fools, blew 3-1 lead) -Set a 10k and 10 mile PR in the Broad St Run -Had a lovely post race beer from Triple Bottom and a nap A+ 24 hours

Opposing this is seen as the extremist position

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

this is so embarrassing just be 40 years old it doesn't matter none of this matters

In 1979, Mattel sold toy Battlestar Galactica fighter ships that fired a tiny spring-loaded "torpedo." One 4-year old choked on it, and the entire line of torpedo toys was recalled and never sold again.

these are truly the times you gotta live for man.

Ass kicked by a man recovering from surgery and wearing Sketchers

Let’s go Sixers

The child you're raising shouldn't be the first time you're in a real relationship with a Black or brown person, but unfortunately this is common in transracial adoption

Ah yes, there they are

Saving money by hiring a really bad financial advisor too it seems

strike & ignite

landlords, and airbnb hosts most of all, operate under the incredible delusion that they are entitled to infinite, guaranteed profit. all reward, no risk.

Would really only eliminate XBox users tbh

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

Racism is over says the Supreme Court, which you can tell because it took literally a matter of minutes after they gutted the Voting Rights Act for Republicans in the South to start moving to make sure Black people in their states get no representation in Congress

If I had two players being charged with federal gambling-related crimes I'd simply lay low with gambling sponsorships for a while

9-11 months of hard work by the FBI to determine if the seashells were a threat against the president. What an elite, efficient agency it is under Kash.

I know its the same with Morey where the President of Operations is the de facto GM, but it going to be important to remember now I think that the actual GM is now the manager's son

Feels a little colangelo like with the GM and manager being father son

They needed to give a head on a platter and they served up the easiest one to replace. I don't really see how it changes the material conditions of the team, but they probably go on a run anyway because Wheeler is back and the schedule is easier.

Topper goes down as the winningest Phillies manager (min. 2 games managed) since 1895

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social impeach the whole ugly administration dipshit

Why on earth would this be "a big challenge" for him? The Trump administration tried to take Jimmy Kimmel down last year and it completely blew up in their faces. They're in a much weaker position now and only a complete clown would give them an inch.

Ophthalmology

The Phillies winning is proof that we must build the ballroom

holy smokes this is wild

i’ll be honest it’s so fucking funny to take this angle after another shooting attempt its just so shameless

I’m at the combination Comedy Central Roast of Adolf Hitler / Reichstag Fire

Thats the level of career focused sociopathy we know and love from the white house press corpse

masking up to hang out with anti-vax fascists is the most Taylor Lorenz thing I can imagine. it’s beautiful in a way. a colony collapse of self-awareness.

41-year-old LeBron James (41y, 115d) is the oldest player in NBA history to lead his team in scoring in the playoffs, passing 41-year-old LeBron James (41y, 112d) who did it 3 days ago.

This is probably the worst broadcast crew I’ve ever heard holy hell

Lmaoooo this is one of the worst ideas I have ever heard

Can’t believe we wasted the Greek Freak nickname on Giannis before Yorgos Lanthimos came around

Had missed Trump endorsing the sticker company guy. Truly everything is as stupid as it can possibly be

Nationalizing a budget airline is such an insanely good idea, so working backwards, this is not going to be that