Everybody laughing at us, man.

Trump going 0/3 in his SCOTUS picks like he’s Alec Bohm in October

IF YOU’RE GONNA WIN GOLD, THAT IS THE GOAL TO DO IT

Tony Clark with error #76 in his career

Sir, this used to be a Wendy’s.

Cheers to the anti-ICE protesters in…….Sellersville, PA???????

That’s Dan❤️‍🩹🦅

I feel like this is going to be something I find myself reading during a crisp May night with the firepit going and the Phils on the radio. Should have put that on the back of the book @justinklugh.bsky.social

Slightly losing your bearings in a skeleton run must be the scariest thing in the Olympics.

Oh my God the Tastebuds guys did a surprise season finale and it’s genuinely perfect.

Ribs and Beer: The 2026 Phillies Yearbook

Which Phillie will now break the silence over what Castellanos said last year that basically torpedoed his future here?

Zack Wheeler 🤝 God Messing around with a spare rib

Now she’s gonna clown you for only getting a bronze, whattya doin’ dude

If you’re wondering how my brain works, I’ve spent the last few minutes thinking that Hefty trash bags should get sports endorsements and put the team’s logos on the bags. Buying Cowboys trash bags for the Eagles fan in your life sounds weirdly wonderful in my broken mind.

Drake Maye threw a Jibarito

Extra point there was weird, right?

Tha Ring commercial was the worse thing I’ve seen tonight, which is saying a lot.

If both teams just went home and let us watch this for two hours I think we’re ok.

Lady Gaga holy shit

My condolences to the staffs at Buffalo Wild Wings for being asked to switch the TV to Kid Rock

Both QBs a combined 12/28 for 115 yards. What a disaster.

“It is amazing how deep inside the hole he can get” Thank you Cris, I do my best.

3rd and 5 draw play Stop the game. Get the Broncos in there.

Man has this game lived up to the hype……

If Will Campbell was a tackle for the Chiefs last year I think Mahomes ends up hospitalized.

I think the score difference is larger than last year’s, but the play is a bit more even. 34-13 Seahawks

Tremendous Colts-Bears energy to this Super Bowl. Wouldn’t be surprised if Bad Bunny gets the Prince treatment as well.

Man in the Box slight edge over Sweet Emotion Chris Pratt massive disadvantage over Jon Bon Jovi Gonna give the edge to the Pats on the entrance.

We were reaching “Inanimate Carbon Rod” levels of disrespect so I’m glad to get this out of the way.

Finally, a PED controversy where I’m totally on the side of the athletes. If that’s what you’re willing to do, it’s legal in my book.

Not sure why the old couple in Wilmington, DE had four 24 packs of Coors Light bottles. Also don’t know why he needed to clarify that he usually gets 7. But I’ll tell you what, I enjoyed that interaction.

You’re in fucking trouble Drew McIntyre

Finally won a Royal Rumble game alongside @knittykitty.bsky.social. The boyhood dream……has come true.

There’s less people here than a TNA taping

AJ Styles last WWE match in a half empty Saudi crowd seems awful.

Josh Harris being in the Epstein Files would not make it in a March Madness style bracket of the 64 strangest things that have happened to the Sixers during the Process. That’s just, like, expected.

Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

Cannot explain why, but I think it’s historically a good thing when your OC was rated in the 50s on Madden when he played. Good hire for the Eagles.

We used to have gods tweeting amongst us

One last bit for the night: The time Dan found himself interviewing the owner of a porno shop the day of the Four Seasons fiasco. defector.com/the-trump-pr...

Just discussed this in the group chat containing every single Philadelphia sports fan and we’re calling it the Xbox, thank you

COLOR WORLD A LOT OF YOU DON’T KNOW THIS OUTSIDE PHILADELPHIA

Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.

Rest in peace to one of the great bloggers and the de facto mayor of Philadelphia. It was my honor and pleasure to work with him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

I love Dan McQuade dearly and will miss him terribly. No one else like him. defector.com/dan-mcquade-...

Never meeting TomBroDude was the main reason I started heading out into the city a decade ago, hoping to meet folks I loved reading online. Dan was one of them. That man could write about lifting cats and make it interesting….. Oh wait, he did. www.phillymag.com/city/2017/01...

Rest In Power @dhm.bsky.social. A pillar of Philly Twitter that will stand the test of time.

She was gonna hit him. Respect.

Belichick not making the HOF is a certified stunner, glad that word is being used for this. He got 8 rings!!!! We all think he’s an asshole but Jesus Christ