Way to go Flyers. Way to continue doing things we repeatedly ask you not to.

We were a couple missed tackles from the greatest moment in sports history, which is always fun.

Ohhhhhh Atlanta Falcons, the team you are.

Josh Allen, clearly elite. Probably #1-2 in a lot of minds, mine included. Boy oh boy was this game a prime example of how one QB makes enough mistakes to not get to a Super Bowl, and how the other gets the job done. Jalen makes that two point pass, and even the greatest haters would admit it.

Covey somehow walking after that hit is impossible for me to comprehend.

I’ve probably said it before, but AEW has really figured out the PPV formula for their product. Amazing wrestling full of diverse styles, and several moments where you get extremely uncomfortable watching it. It’s awesome.

Kenny Gainwell holy shit dude

Good for the Bears and their fans to finally have a quarterback who is legitimately good, and not the “kinda good on the right day, but otherwise stinks” guys they’ve run out there the last 40 years.

Classless Commander Cowards

Cooper DeJean picks off a pass, does a John Cena tribute as he’s rumored to be with John’s ex-fiancé, then Saquon has a vintage run for a TD. Despite Jake Elliott’s best efforts, good vibe moments.

10:35 drive and goddamnit I hated like 9 minutes of it.

Bro this is one of the worst speeches in American history.

Adolis Garcia gives Marsh half of a Medianoche, hospitalizing him for three weeks.

Oh God no

“A heavy 3-5” is an accurate way to describe myself and this snow.

Snow on a Sunday hits different at age 39 compared to age 9

They raised the price of a cheesesteak at Woodrow’s from $15 to $17, and the GOP expects to win my vote in my lifetime.

Go through a green light that’s usually red: Nice Go through two in a row: Hey alright! Three in a row: Something is extremely wrong.

The Eagles really ended a dynasty, man. Incredible.

That Zach Ertz injury is gruesome and I won’t suggest trying to find it. What a tragedy that his career is probably over in a situation like that.

You got marquee teams, and games that’ll likely be “affordable” on the market. Not bad.

Bryce Harper couldn’t just stick with the raw milk bit, he had to go to the blood filtration. Brother, just hit 40 bombs again please.

This is the worst ballot in history

A two handed slash to the penis gotta be more than a couple minutes in the penalty box.

Strolling around Peddler’s Village before the rain hit with the parents.

A well deserved Union choke after everything came out about the head coach. Clean it all out.

Best loss you can ask for, because it will show you the direction the team decides to go. Not a lot of leeway anymore.

Think I could figure out what the play was.

There were a lot of possibilities on that FG try, and I think a miss was like next to last on the list.

Ay where the party at? Girls is on the way, where the Bacardi at? Bottles and models, talkin' all of that Know I can't forget about my thugs Where the party at? And all my girls Where the party at? Off in the club Where the party at? If the party's where you're at, let me hear you say Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

The worst SNL skit in history is currently being cooked up.

Mamdani isn’t just famous, he’s “New York City” famous, which is the best kind for a guy like Trump. The jokes about him liking Zohran more than his kids is probably true as a result.

Phillies will have several off days on Fridays this upcoming season and I’m filing a grievance.

Also credit to the Lions for voting to keep the tush push and then stopping it.

Hey, it’s about fucking time the Eagles got the benefit of a bullshit call in their favor.

Sometimes, you get a two for one.

There’s a lot of words you could use to describe that Bryce Harper picture. I’m gonna go with “haunting”.

Strange season!

“President Trump effusively praises Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles on the Pat McAfee Show” is one of those unexpected outcomes of the wish on the monkey’s paw.

Positives: Eagles win! Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.

One of my favorite bullshit sports rules is that after the punting team touches the ball, the returning team could do practically anything without consequences.

If RedZone wanted to throw like five uninterrupted minutes of commercials right now nobody would mind.

That’s a top 10 catch all time

This precedent is dangerous to Orion Kerkering’s next CBP appearance.

Missing to the left is how he shot someone in the face.

We overreact on occasion, I get it. This is one of those times, I don’t care: Multiple people need to be fired from the Commanders for letting Daniels continue to play down THIRTY EIGHT TO SEVEN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER

nah, he doesn't really care about MLB, he's more interested in the minors

If that happened at CBP the building would be on fire.