Sometimes, you get a two for one.

There’s a lot of words you could use to describe that Bryce Harper picture. I’m gonna go with “haunting”.

Strange season!

“President Trump effusively praises Nick Sirianni and the Philadelphia Eagles on the Pat McAfee Show” is one of those unexpected outcomes of the wish on the monkey’s paw.

Positives: Eagles win! Negatives: The will to live gets increasingly shorter with every sports game I watch from Philadelphia. It is apparent that they will murder me eventually, and my only hope is that it is sudden.

One of my favorite bullshit sports rules is that after the punting team touches the ball, the returning team could do practically anything without consequences.

If RedZone wanted to throw like five uninterrupted minutes of commercials right now nobody would mind.

That’s a top 10 catch all time

This precedent is dangerous to Orion Kerkering’s next CBP appearance.

Missing to the left is how he shot someone in the face.

We overreact on occasion, I get it. This is one of those times, I don’t care: Multiple people need to be fired from the Commanders for letting Daniels continue to play down THIRTY EIGHT TO SEVEN IN THE FOURTH QUARTER

nah, he doesn't really care about MLB, he's more interested in the minors

If that happened at CBP the building would be on fire.

Yeah the Dodgers winning sucks but that’s one of the greatest games in sports history.

Special performance by the fans behind home plate. Everyone focused.

You’re never gonna guess what Will Smith just did

Will Smith? The rapper?

People that have never met each other before will get married later in life by using this game as a bonding experience.

Dave Roberts staring at Clayton Kershaw in the bullpen like the Goblin mask

Baseball is the greatest sport in the world

You play over 200 games since February and your entire season relies on Hoffman and Seranthony. What a sport.

Seranthony is either missing away or throwing it middle-middle. Feels bad.

I’d be in the ambulance are you fucking kidding me.

Pinning your hopes on former Phillies relievers is far less reliable.

Seranthony warming up feels like a threat

Blue Jays manager played it perfect, I got no issues with how he worked the bullpen. But at the end of the day it’s Jeff Hoffman in a huge moment. My baseball fandom would be a lot happier if Hoffman could do his job in the postseason!

I wish I could say I’m surprised at Jeff Hoffman.

Couldn’t wear an Apple Watch because I might find myself in a situation like Blue Jays fans are in at this exact moment, and the watch would explode.

If a Phillies player got 30 hits in a postseason they’d build the statue before the parade started.

This game is destined for extra innings, isn’t it?

Oh my God that’s the funniest baseball thing I’ve seen in a long time.

Your 26th man on the bench has to throw a punch at an opposing star player in a Game 7

Shohei’s last pitch of the 2025 season just landed in my backyard?

Angelo’s, you’ve done it again holy shit

The Wedge Game

For a man who lived on Pierre Standard Time, your death was way too early.

MUH MUH MUH MUH MY SHABONA

The Sixers The Feeling is back

Hooray the Flyers won Can we fucking arrest whoever it was at ESPN that moved everything to a split screen until the last shootout attempt?

Logging on to Twitter dot com for the latest news……

Incredible putting on a headset energy by Daboll here.

Sydney Brown with a V-Trigger flying knee goddamn

If it was any other situation, Colorado would fire everyone. Down 43-0 at the half? Outgained 398 to negative 18?

BARGER WITH A BANGER

The NBA will do anything to stunt the positive impact a Sixers player makes.

Every time a Boston team loses the world is slightly better for it.

CARFAX reports should include if the previous owner reviewed food or created any other notable social media content from their car. Imagine buying a 2018 Toyota Corolla from someone who made “Jalen Hurts is overrated” videos. Not buying something from someone who doesn’t know ball.

HOLY SHIT SPRINGER