I mean, it’s a very fathomable way of doing business; many countries have worked and still do work this way. It’s just that none of them are places you’d want to live.

Requiring temporary visitors to surrender five years of social media to the U.S. sends the message that the American commitment to free speech is pretense. This simply is not the behavior of a country confident in its freedoms. It's a threat to free speech around the world and must be opposed.

HES DRINKING ULTRA PASTEURIZED MILK WE MIGHT BE BACK

Why is it so difficult for Democrats to not give the Trump administration more tools for oppressing people, in general, but their current-but-for-how-long constituent base?

Elizabeth Warren and the rest of the nominal progressives get out of here with your ignorant Tipper Gore bullshit challenge

This Make America Small Again campaign is insane. “The President preaches severe austerity as permanently aspirational” should have him researching countries without an extradition treaty for him to escape to.

Rule #3 of my life: Being weird is fine just don’t make it other people’s problem.

The peaks and valleys of “Schwarber re-signs” and “Thomson extended”…

They just lie openly and eagerly, as if we’re all under 25 years old and have never read a book.

Here’s a true thing about the McDonald’s AI ad: we don’t have to share it.

and the first step to being a parent is recognizing that your children are their own people, not extensions of you

Looking at this again is making me feel better about sports tonight.

It’s better for a Hall of Fame to let in too many players than too few.

Everyone in that room who didn’t vote for Murphy can get absolutely and completely wrecked.

Me counting down to the Eras Committee Hall of Fame announcement, hoping this is the year Dale Murphy is finally elected. This year feels different, for no definable reason. (It’s a travesty he’s not already there, every voter who decided otherwise along the way should fight me.)

My tv just asked me if I’m still watching because it’s been on the same channel for four hours. Does Roku not know how Sundays work?

legitimate military targets

Josh Allen every week

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (either War or Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.

Tee Higgins slammed his head on the turf the week he returns from concussion protocol and twenty minutes later, he’s back in the game? This is appalling.

If I found myself at great legal risk for murder charges, I don’t think I’d choose, “No, it wasn’t murder, we thought about it ahead of time and put all the now-dead people on a list of who we will kill. We merely meditated on it a bit pre-killing for accuracy. Due diligence. Please clap.”

yeah sorry you don't get to do blood and soil bullshit and pretend you're a liberal

“Informer” reached #1 on the billboard hot 100

This is a fantastic review of a fantastic film. Read it and then rewatch “Defending Your Life”, or watch it for the first time, let it linger with you, and then enjoy this review.

CNN did not include this fact in their story about AT&T ending diversity initiatives, but they should have. we should have to reckon with the fact that AT&T has chosen to do today what a neo-nazi organization tried to force them to do 40 years ago. the nazis don't even have to ask anymore.

Every elected Republican was a united front opposing and criticizing everything Obama did for 8 straight years, even if it was a policy they fundamentally agreed with. Why. In the fuck. Is it asking too much for Democrats to do the same with a legitimate fascist?

The easiest thing for Democrats to do would be to stop confirming Trump judges, but they can’t even be bothered to do that. Just failure all the way down. I really hate these people.

That 41 minutes? The word for that is pronounced "pree-med-i-tay-shun."

It’s good to see conservative Christians faithfully following Jesus’ message to "Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and also unto Caesar the things that are God's".

Prison rape is wrong. Jokes about prison rape are wrong. Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong. If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity. BUT A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.

They figured that out all on their own, huh?

This administration needs to just fucking burn in hell. You know, these are still goddamn human beings. www.npr.org/2025/12/04/n...

I’m fascinated by how many of these schmucks seem determined to return not just to the 50s, but to an imaginary form of the 50s derived from sitcoms. I demand a national screening of the movie Pleasantville!

There is hair band libelslander on my timeline. I’m not having it.

“Read about the growing nazification of America on my Substack” is the demented cluelessness that 2025 demands.

Duffy remembers the Family Truckster from Vacation because it came out around the time he was twelve.

"Does this feel like or look like a well-run competent administration? It took them 10 months to discover that the United States doesn't grow bananas and that therefore if we tariff bananas that that's not going to bring banana factories on shore."

This made me laugh for like five minutes.

Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.

This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves

I only enjoyed about 30 seconds of the Palace game, but three points was all I needed.

And I want their sentences to be very short but, paradoxically, we both really want the same thing.

Jimmy Fallon continues to be a facilitator of demons

Up the Palace 🔴🔵🦅

@chrisberez.bsky.social !!!

The only theory for everything right now is Stephen Miller and other degenerates use Trump’s decaying mind as a puppet to troll everyone. The lawlessness is the point. They’re nihilistic and evil. Every GOP hack who allows it and every Dem hack who plays impotent is letting them destroy America.