The Mets keep on being the Mets…

for players to be named later

Lmao fuck he thought

I don’t recall this happening with Biden even once, but with Trump it happens every single day—and usually follows stints of him being up all night rage tweeting unhinged bullshit.

It's Friday and the Knicks lost last night

Am I in a coma? If so, then yes.

I mean, this has been a thing for three games now. They are shoveling under him and whacking at him every stoppage. I don't blame them for it, but a team has a right to defend their goalie too.

Roses are red Kendrick wrote disses

Fucking broke his bat and launched that thing. Too bad it was foul.

Cam Shitbrick

Crazy that a soldier is the first one caught while the actual cabinet members - who have probably made millions - are still skating away

Seems insanely low.

Vrabel…

Truth.

Underdog is here

"He moves into a new city and starts a new family. Fucker's setting up franchises." - Fight Club

Switched to glass tupperware in a futile attempt to keep the microplastics out of my scrotum and two days in a row I've shattered my lunch. This never happens at Taco Bell.

Mike Vrabel about to move into that flop house in Franklin.

Mr. Beast another one of those whatever they say he did, he did that shit motherfuckas

"Cheat from the front."

For the Record Let It Rot is the best album name

I hope Mayo is laughing his ass off though in a tub full of his guaranteed salary payout for the next three years because fuck Robert Kraft

My word....

THE MANDALORIAN AND GROGU (2026)

That’s not Mike Vrabel. It’s Ty Law’s cousin. IFYKYK

Someone six years ago.....

Fam was spot on (check the time stamp)

I told @bomani-jones.bsky.social not to go to outrageous lengths for his @newap-georgia.bsky.social EDSBS Charity Bowl video and um He did not listen

For ministering to a friend?

Radio it is.

Cramer: If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money Kidnapper: Yeah I know

Taken (2008)

Dear Red Sox:

"I was just reading about a dog that had cancer and his owner used AI to develop a personalized treatment that cured the cancer. We’re going to see that across medicine. We’re very excited about it. So, I'm studying the dog's penis." Okay, I added the last line, but it was plausible!

Same vibe. #RFKJr #AOC

This gotta be the dumbest timeline ever. Other countries gotta stop letting us in 🤣

Remembering Shock G today on the 5th anniversary of his passing (April 22, 2021) | Revisit our tribute to the Digital Underground co-founder by @jesseducker.bsky.social here: album.ink/ShockG-RIP

okay who isn't kept in the MDC, seriously

Gonna start calling this the "everything but" war

A story in two acts…

Didn't even have to think about this one

I didn’t realize Gen Z just had the sullen stare. As a Gen Xer, I have that same stare and guessing it would be appropriate given its healthcare, and people are there for different reasons, most of them not usually good.

NASA wants you to think it's named after "the astronomer" but I know the truth.