without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work "if you make me incorporate an LLM into my 'work process' I will kms"

"alleged shortcomings" she is too short

don't let this fool you, Trump is still bad

Snow Dragon 2028

I'm worried all the nazislop there might turn him antisemitic ☹️

The Big Lebowski influenced my decision to sit around drinking all day

don't worry, I asked the AI bell hooks what she thinks of this and she said it's fine 👍

He honored Kobe's legacy by not stopping when a—[Vaudeville hook yanks me off stage]

[scrolling British Bsky] hey I don't know who this Mr. Labour is but he needs to be nicer to these Trans people

the eighth deadly sin is posting

Luke Kornet is the most powerful player in the NBA

only one man for the job...

I think a draft is a great idea, but I'm just a simple man whose kink is sleeping with war widows

Incredible Trump locutions here. "They got a little bit surprised and were owned, our brave men. They got owned severely, but sometimes it's like that,"

This means that 9-year-old Lucy can deadlift me.

got married when I was having second thoughts during the engagement

I once called house majority leader steve scalise a molerat on Twitter & he got so mad he called Microsoft to complain & an HR lady called me laughing to say please don’t call US Representatives molerats with MS in your profile but it’s fine if you just remove that part

the Economist is doing Black People Can't Swim discourse www.economist.com/united-state...

It's a pornography store. Iran is enriching pornography.

I remember when he fought ICE in Minneapolis

Post an iconic horror movie image

oh I'm addicted to HRT, Hating Radical Transphobes

Big sigh of relief from steel beams www.reuters.com/markets/comm...

this is bad, but it gives us a chance to consider the funniest thing for Iran to target based on 10 year old information. I'll start: our next president, Hillary Clinton

the rare cultural event that makes me jealous of NYC

evergreen

hey everyone who likes good music should subscribe to this, it's a great resource for pretending to have taste

update: I decided to just be mean

I need guidance, a friend just texted me confused because he thought No War With Iran was the defining policy of the Trump '24 campaign, how do I respond wo being mean???

if you are gonna fake DMs here, u can't pretend that anyone would say a guy with <9k followers has a "significant audience"

I really liked Taylor Tomlinson's new special, anyone else agree?

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

the healing power of John Leguizamo

remember, spring training is fake and doesnt matter. unless youre a mets fan. in which case you should be spiraling. spiraling. spiraling. spiraling. the walls are closing in. you cant breathe and you cant even think. you're trapped now and you'll never get out, you're trapped here forever

me when I successfully get a stain out of my kids' clothes

conservatism is a very unnatural and harmful mindset, I think we should legally define and regulate it so we can keep it away from children and prosecute those who promote it

opening a restaurant that uses AI to detect if the customer says please and thank you to the staff and if they don't we get their order wrong on purpose

MAKE AN EMERGENCY DONATION to Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate there and they are overwhelmed with requests. CO borders KS, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. GO DONATE. tcpipeline.org

absolute beta energy

fr Strip Law is hilarious, way funnier than that weird pedophile pretending to be president

Yeah im watching SOTU: StripLaw On Television, Ugly! (I couldn't think of a u word)

These are the nine ICE concentration camps that are supposedly still moving forward. It's important to note that a number of the canceled sales were at one point in this category. News of a purchase is *not* a foregone conclusion.

For a guy so clearly obsessed with his legacy, this is an incredible fumble by Trump. Any other president would have gotten a photo with both gold medal winning hockey teams at the White House and NBC would show it at every winter Olympics until the death of the universe (ETA 2053)

is the world ready for my script set in 1919, One Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest

I don't think I can eat that much Judaism every day

I will teach my children to incorporate this into their nighttime prayers

am I the only one who saw posts about 'Rothschild' and was worried something happened to @davidjroth.bsky.social 's turtle?

our team learned the secret to hockey is having a secret Russian boyfriend

pleased to announce a huge deal between Canada and the US re OT of the gold medal game. If Canada wins, LeVar Burton will immediately become president of the losing country; if America wins, he will immediately become president of the winning country. Thank you for your attention to this matter!