maybe the greatest moment in baseball history

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This game deserves overtime

Me, being wrong: I never like hearing about someone else's dre... Soup, saving the day:

i think about this a lot

American Catholics were flying too close to the sun with Chicago Pope

If Mike is working so much, how come her never knows what's going on?

what an exciting new way to Remember Some Guys

im the high priestess of the 202 mutherfucker if you don’t like my city i WILL get you on board with it somehow!!!

greatest at drinking from the hose

This won't be a popular opinion, so I'm just going to keep it to myself. No need to upset everyone just for the sake of a little engagement. Everyone have a nice day out there.

Messiest man in sports since Najeh Davenport retired

as CEO of United Coffins, I think you're insane if you don't incorporate coffins into literally everything you do

Millenials remain undefeated, except by the job market and mortgage rates

please enjoy this video without feeling the need to explain whose fault it is that this didn't happen in the USA. we are celebrating Brazil right now

I hear those things are awfully fake. I promise I'm not on the take! Is there a chance I'd shoot my head? Not on your life, my lonesome friend! What about perverted guys? The porno will be customized!

I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.

the vast majority of Americans are on Epstein's island with an ar-15

Dude, where's my car, Charlie Brown?

I don't know why my brain works* this way *"works"

the woke mob doesn't want to admit this is what peak performance looks like

“"I was never one who looked at success as bad. For me, success was always good. I loved it, and still do." — Zohran Mamdani

Spotify is helping ICE recruit more agents to infringe our rights and terrorize our communities. Stop paying for or using the app until Spotify stops running ads for ICE: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify?source=bluesky

A lot of people suddenly horrified by the normalization of nazi symbols after backing Oysterman Totenkopf's bid for senate

Checking in on MechaHitler

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

if you had your own version of grok, what obviously untrue compliment would you want it programmed to always give you? id make it say I have the best social media handle that everyone understands and finds hilarious

the “anti-fascist popular front” is big enough to include actual fascists (MTG) but not the most vulnerable targets of fascism (trans people, migrants), because they’re not actually trying to construct an anti-fascist popular front.

the only job Larry Summers can get now is president

found @beckyhammer.bsky.social 's alt

the most correct opinion ever expressed on Bluesky

ok apparently it is real and uh yeah i think we broke something in the simulation www.popjustice.com/briefing/tha...

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there has to be at least 1 woman on Bsky who left her high-powered job to marry a Christmas tree farmer who loses money bc he donates too much to the local orphanage

With the focus on AI weapons they want to skip to the part when the product kills lots of children in developing nations

I don't like to tell other people how to live, but I think more guys should try only sleeping with adults who actually want to fuck them

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

new poll finds 29% of Americans are pro-murder

some of you need to revisit the work of Mr. Paul Anka youtu.be/B9S_3fJeoj8?...

Priests being arrested

After Doug Jones beat Roy Moore in the AL Senate race by getting 99% of the vote of Black women, I believe we need to try limiting the franchise to only Black women for a decade just to see if it helps

Anyone who is worried about future generations growing up in a world full of AI slop and creeping fascism, please take heart: my 9 yo asked me if I know how to spell I CUP this morning.

(living in a country where the most successful people are obscenely rich and shameless perverts and psychopaths) Time to teach my children to be honest and study hard in school

We need to get @moiradonegan.bsky.social some red robes so she can be Grand Inquisitor

jesus lmao. murder on live television

"Our emails have evidence the GOP nominee is a pedophile, so imagine the dirt that must be in Hilary's emails!" -New York Times, 2016

It is the perfect time for America to reach its Final Form, online sports books taking bets on how many people the rapist Leader will murder this week

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