so this ends the first of 3 wars we'll fight with Iran over the next 75 years?

this is why I'm basically the Gandhi of Bluesky

this is, in a very real sense, the most correct post of all time, insofar as it captures the full essence of Officially Sanctioned Reality

what lesson were Jews forced to learn over centuries of persecution? [wrong answers only]

One of the benefits of only following soccer during the World Cup is every four years I get to be amazed at how great Messi is

well, we had to come here because twitter sucked

I would bet money I like Kurt Vonnegut less than just about anybody on this site, but it is a great time to revisit Player Piano

If true, this is shocking.

reminds me of another hotel heir that had to return to school

just found out whats in cheetos. pretty scary! but you know whats more terrifying? they put a freakin cheetos in the white house

Was on my way to bed when I had this vision and needed to bring it into reality

Huh I wonder why Iran's soccer league was canceled?

@amybrown.xyz whatever happens, please make sure Bsky never changes this, we all love it so much

see i was totally justified in never recycling

UK bans prune juice, orthopedic shoes for under 16s

I first learned Rainn was gonna be a problem during promo for Backstrom when he said in an interview "Guys who look like me don't get to lead TV shows" and my dude, TV is very much led by guys who look like you

HISTORY.

last time the Knicks won the title the president resigned in disgrace 15 months later

The death of a woman from Haiti seeking asylum in the U.S. who died from hypothermia days after her release from federal custody was ruled a homicide by a Pennsylvania county medical examiner's office.

Alderman Byron Sigcho Lopez of the 25th Ward released a statement and footage of men detonating a bomb near his home in Pilsen last night.

so who is her audience supposed to be?

you wanna see a dead body?

OG says the Knicks need to get stops to improve their offense and somewhere out there Tom Thibodeau grimaced with joy

I wonder if there's any love lost between these 2 teams?

BOOK RECOMMENDATION REQUEST: what's a book that you have read recently that you really enjoyed looking for something i can check out of the library

This seems unfair, everyone knows Harden won't ever get a shot off in June www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

closest to a Nobel he'll ever get

This is so fucking funny oh my god

He wasn’t nazi saluting he was pointing to where the data centers will be

sources close to Shams indicating he is starting the process of finding an on-ramp to a relationship, finding minimal interest

gonna be so embarasing when all your group chats get released and everyone sees how you didn't invite me because you were so afraid i'd say no

They were going to do a version about the Buffalo Bills and the entire cast and crew died during production

news you can use

Israel set up a fake "Gaza charity" organization and used it for influence operations in elections in France, Scotland, and the NYC mayoral race

putting @alyankovic.bsky.social on drones to charm the screwworms

I'm happy Trump is finally looking out for me, a small business owner in the scamming war widows industry

holding a team with Shaq and Kobe to 68 points the HOF should have inducted that starting 5 as a group

had to kill the trafficking victims to save them

biggest win for Philadelphia since they killed that robot

The USA is doing sportswashing all wrong. The idea is you do a Russia or a Qatar and welcome everyone in, trying to appear super-cute so that people stop thinking about your appalling human rights violations and corruption. You're not meant to shine a light on it. Stupid country.

good reminder that the requirement for the GOP is not to agree with Trump or protect Trump, it is to fully surrender your autonomy to his desires and whims

we all know the Dems are going to take the wrong lessons from the ME primary, so here's hoping part of that is a bunch of 70+ year olds getting Totenkopf tattoos between now and 2028

As a lot of you know, I run a kickass little arts organization in rural New England, and *right now,* we have the rare chance to bag $10,000 in matching gifts. It's part of an event called NH Gives, and if you want to help us out, your gift will be doubled if you give before 5pm Eastern tomorrow!

does anyone have a recommendation for a good non-fiction book about mccarthyism?

can I say something without everyone getting mad?

We need to compromise with bans on cancer treatment after stage 1. if you weren't responsible enough to take care of your cancer before then, you just have to carry it to term

don't piss on a big fish's leg and say that it's raining

My mayor is Muslim, My bagel's Jewish Lots of Christ's followers are dicks Knicks in six

This is the cost of making sure all Metro stops have a gender reassignment clinic attached