I‘m selling these Go Fuck Yourself ICE posters at cost. Happy decorating www.mollycrabapple.com/shop/p/icepr...

nine years old

US Public Health: we have finally created the health system of Josef Mengele from the historical work, The Crimes Against Humanity of Josef Mengele And His Terrible Health System

Under communism there will be no blowjobs, just blowcommunity

if i wanted to vote for someone who makes using my phone unbearable I'd vote for @jcsalterego.bsky.social

attention texans: are you a lawyer, do you know lawyers willing to file pro bono habeas petitions for Minnesotans that have been sent here? please reach out via DM (and not just with links to already swamped nonprofits though)

Chuck Schumer makes me feel like when 50 Cent was on Colbert and Stephen asked him to say something nice about Ja Rule and 50 replied, "Well, he's alive."

Am I reading this correctly, that Sinners was nominated in every category for which it is eligible except for Best Actress?

A possible hot take: I am so very tired of these surveys of faculty and/or student feelings/perceptions/attitudes about AI... www.chronicle.com/newsletter/t... Here's a thread explaining why...

(1) Get set up with an attorney before you go out, if at all possible. ICE has started asking if people they arrest have an attorney and, if they say no, denying access to the lawyers doing ad hoc jail support. Get a name and phone number. Memorize both of possible, write their number on your arm

i've modified the Pomodoro method so I work for 5 minutes and then scream into an abyss for 25 minutes, i'm not getting anything done but at least my coworkers refuse to talk to me

[Dave Matthews voice] Op-a-lite

Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives. Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.

A constituent back home in Manassas just told me ICE is present in the Williamson Blvd area near Sudley Manor Drive and 234 by the Stonington community. Please be careful, spread the word, ***take care of each other*** and know your rights!

man poses question to education scholar, her response will BLOW YOU AWAY

this is an outrage (that Ms. Saxena didn't name the company and where we can buy their incredible product)

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

In the sensory deprivation tank of my mind palace, savoring Elmer Fudd saying “Seventies starlet Ellen Burstyn in a stunning late career performance”

people are arguing in the replies that this is misleading bc the US currently has a much higher population that Germany in 1939. i love this place, no one does missing the forest for the trees like Bluesky

read the room, sharks! ain't got time for this right now!

damn this guy been hoisted by his own petard, a saying that i made up btw

it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time

I need to hear the logic of the self-identified Dems who support using the military to annex Greenland, I assume they are all WW2 vets with dementia who think this is part of FDR's plan to stop the Nazis

that’s right

well now we know that grok by default is the Who Is Jewish app and not the Nonconsenual Porn app and what a... relief?

but I can still spend all day drinking whiskey, right?

Look at this absolute queen

GOP: We are sending armed perverts to assault families. Even babies. We are in open warfare against all things good. Schumer: People call him TACO, but these days it's getting hard to afford one! Can you chip in $5 today to help us hold Mr. Trump accountable for these soft shell economic policies?

airplane stewardess: the pilot has collapsed! does anyone know how to fly a plane? tech bro: i do. *in the cockpit* tech bro: okay, anime girl chatbot. how do i fly a plane grok: have you tried killing yourself

need a way to just append this to every post and reply i make

I don’t want a humvee, I want a 2020 Honda fit

beta cuck energy

RT with a gif you wish you could have witnesses live

my sincere concern is that trans children are being excluded from activities they enjoy and that help kids form friendships by adults who are weirdly obsessed with the genitals of children

I’m seeing lots of people on here misunderstand the purpose of ICE watch. It’s de-escalation. And it’s grounded in the social science of violence. 🧵

I finally found the perfect 7 words to start a post...

Jesus imagine bringing shame to the US military

Russia has a chance to do the funniest thing...

perfect blog defector.com/bari-weiss-i...

I don't think Wanda Sykes is ready for the fact that Bill Maher is going to do one of his BANGER monologues about her cutting jibe! OMG! He is going to tear her apart WOW she did NOT think about THAT! Ma'am, he had dinner with the PRESIDENT! Of the UNITED STATES!

The news outlets that have so far covered this have omitted the description of the GoFundMe from the creator himself: "The stupid cunts wanna make a go fund me for the stupod bitch that got what she deserved i made one for the ice officer that did his job lets get this man some money." /

going forward i think we use the central bankers as canon fodder to protect the wine mom regiments

Erin Andrews trying to buy 101 Dalmatians

your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn

Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles. Absolutely vile.

"Here is what having a bad OPS taught me about B2B sales"

MBS already on the phone with Trump telling him things like this wouldn't happen if women aren't allowed to drive

this is why I get all my healthcare at the farmer's market, they'll haggle with you

Ok but I need a full backstory on this woman

Boy Shane Gillis has some funny bits but there's no excuse for this