I never know what we are supposed to take away from these besides "Americans are too stupid for democracy"

I did not expect fascism to involve this much Kid Rock

many people are engaging with this clearly fake photo (Trump's hands aren't that big)

if they didn't want their lives upended by violence they probably should not have worked so hard to make violence a part of everyday life in the country where they live

I'm not gonna read the free press so I'm hoping she says she was misdiagnosed bc she fucked up counting cards in Vegas

When my daughter was 8 and asked for some Harry Potter stuff at the store, I told her "we can't buy that bc the creator is mean and uses her money to hurt ppl" and she never asked again

It’s really funny that the most despised shooter this weekend is Klay Thompson

no I'm not crying, you're crying

(to the tune of “Low Rider”) White Fe-male Zohran Mamdani

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what did @jonbois.bsky.social know and when did he know it???

"we can't afford to let our community be represented by a socialist"

only radical thing here is our love for Alf Hog

What happened? The entire Whitehouse Press Corp is there…so we’ll never know.

So based on reports I'm seeing, a server dropped a tray of plates and a cop shot someone in the lobby

if my thoughts on a topic were immediately followed by the words Singer Kid Rock I would never show myself at the intellectual dipshit bar or wherever these assholes hang out

ai isn't exactly people, but it is business executives

Just calling that movie Michael is really mean to all the other Michaels out there. everyone out here posting "Michael should have addressed his crimes" "Michael covers up his abuses" like damn Michael what did you do

ADL: Prostate cancer is antisemitic

same study shows 45% think nuclear power is safe, I want to meet the people who support more nuclear power but don't think it's safe

they can't handle a guy on a HEATER

I'm a straight woman and my issue was never men expressing genuine interest. It was men using power, springing a romantic or sexual overture in what was a business setting, refusing to take no for an answer, or doing all of the above.

Salem, MA will be demolished

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

This might brighten your day a bit: Frakes and Brent Spiner have a podcast together and I watched a short where Brent Spiner is saying that he views himself as a very average actor and not extraordinary, and Frakes is like “no. You are amazing Brent and I love you. You are an incredible performer”

every day i log on and read something new about the Bluesky staff doing some foolish thing because they kind of hate everyone who comes in here and i love that this site is like what if an airport dive bar was run by guys who got 2nd place in a Math Decathlon

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

what is a Christian economy? wrong answers only

need to do a welfare check on that young woman asap

I think we can get Hegseth to resign if we all start talking about how secretary is a ladies job

When Flu 2: Epidemic Boogaloo kills thousands of US servicemen, all of the joke scolds are gonna have to just let us cook with that one

Ole Miss and Miss St alums need to get it together to stop yankee assholes like me from making cheap jokes at their expense

I will admit to being conflicted about this but my 9 yo helped me by saying "you should vote Yes bc Trump is a moron"

Well, well, well, not so easy to find a coach that doesn't suck shit now, isn't it?

Insofar as centrists have an orthodoxy its to treat race scientists and conspiracy theorists with respect and fairness.

if Kagan wanted Alito dead, she'd kill him with her bare hands

under my administration, everything that lives in the water is a fish

Kobe Bryant has a complicated relationship with being the best basketball player of all time

it doesn't help that things started falling apart right when they made a controversial product decision that everyone hated (verifying Jerry)

Hegseth: And now please join me in reciting Tarantino's lines from when they bring the dead body to his house.

Baltimore keeps taking W's, the haters and losers (DC area) are sick about it

posting on Bsky is like checking my bank account

olsen twin version of sound of music where mary kate is maria and the other one is a nazi

The MLB-approved statement the teams’ broadcasters are reading about Jackie Robinson Day is an embarrassment. Jackie didn’t face “adversity” — he faced loud, violent, entrenched racism. He integrated baseball & saved it from collapsing in on itself. Say that.

I don't think we should be having arguments about Pavement on Bluesky, the app for millenials. feels like something they should be fighting about on whatever the app for Gen X is

I put on Simon & Garfunkel in the car this morning and my 9 yo said, "stop playing all this music that is, like, 25 years old!" probably for the best I didn't correct her.

IN👏TER👏DICT👏

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live