whenever Jerry's posts aren't in the feed, we all post "Where's Jerry?"

I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news

I thought I was the only person being driven mad by this defector.com/the-mlb-app-...

I don't want dialogue in historical fiction to be period accurate, I want to understand what the people are saying

I love when Polanco makes a big play, because then I think for a second "It's great that Placido Polanco is still playing."

everyone it is time to Mess with Texas

the only way some people can get noticed is by saying something so stupid that they get yelled at, and we don't have to participate in their desperate pleas for attention

Who was president from March 1, 2020 to January 19, 2021? is such a difficult question that the guy who is the answer gets it wrong

men can be gay, bi, or scared

I'm not sure what tweet this reminder was set up to remind me about

my youngest daughter was born 12 days past her due date and at some point around day 7 or 8 I started thinking "maybe she will never be born, maybe my wife will be pregnant forever" and anyway on to the 14th inning

Longest postseason game is 18 innings, let's go for it gang

"That was just a terrible pitch" - M's radio broadcast spitting truth

u shouldn't be allowed to pull ur starter if he hasn't given up any runs

I think we can all agree, without hyperbole, that this is the single most embarrassing thing a US president has ever done

EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified. kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...

what does my guy have to do to win his much-deserved Peace Prize?!?!?

If you have a beautiful penis you can jack off wherever you want

I think it's fun that we have to guess if the president is saying something because he's a liar, because his advisors are liars, or because of his dementia

this is a great reminder that we should all be praying for jk Rowling to get kidney stones

*shrug* AI weirdos have been very clear they plan to kill every other industry by replacing workers with substandard AI. Turnabout's fair play.

Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat. For the crime of … complaining about government policy. Core 1A speech. With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.

spread the word

Diane Morgan

[guy who just got out of a coma that started August 15, 1947] well it worked for India and Pakistan

the next social media microblogging platform is the @defector.com comments section, everyone should subscribe now to get a good handle

New CBS poll question: What is the biggest threat facing America? 1. Transgender rights gone too far 2. Gender ideology 3. Threats to women's sports 4. Safe spaces for biological women 5. Other (but still because trans ppl are yucky)

Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.

seize the means of ass clown production

I think Chappell Roan should change the spelling of her name so that anytime someone compliments Chappelle online we can all choose to believe they love Pink Pony Club

I’m sorry, which is it: are boys in an acute crisis that demands that all the nation’s resources and attention be leveraged toward their improved happiness and status? Or is their natural superiority only obscured by affirmative action for women? You have got to pick one because you can’t have both.

WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE

TNC has to answer for his crimes as the Butcher of Baton Rouge

"Trump’s “secretary of war” is a...PTSD* survivor who was flagged by fellow service members for ties with white supremacist groups (*Hegseth was diagnosed with Post Tequila Shot Drunkenness during numerous near-death experiences liberating shots of liquor from shot glasses)."

"I think we should start thinking about the battleships"

who's ur fave jedi wrong answers only

@alyankovic.bsky.social DM me I have draft lyric for parody of Blur's Badhead titled Magic Bed, we will be rich

My life is about to get a lot better now that I got my copy of We Had It Coming and other fictions by @lukeoneil47.bsky.social

With Pete Davidson getting a big check to do the Riyadh Comedy Festival, the Saudis are finally paying reparations for 9/11. And jokes like that aren’t allowed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Breaking news from Des Moines: ICE has detained Dr. Ian Roberts, the superintendent of Iowa's largest school district. The Des Moines Public Schools said "We have no confirmed information as to why Dr. Roberts is being detained or the next potential steps." www.bleedingheartland.com/2025/09/26/i...

I like to think some of these guys thought about the patriotic speech they were going to give in front of their colleagues if there was a purge or a loyalty oath or something like that and then had to sit there and realize it was a lecture from the dumbest motherfucker the us military ever produced

"if it doesn't understand me, then why do I have better conversations with the AI bot than my boyfriend?" should go on the tombstone of heterosexuality

9/ I had launch with Paulina Borsook last month in Oakland. Her life is hard, but she still has a lot to say! She's trying to raise funds to get a new version of the book reissued on the Internet Archive. Some of her friends have a running GoFundMe to support her: www.gofundme.com/f/support-fo...

I think this is what the Let Them Fight meme was created for

If any of the Colon Army isn't familiar with her work, these are the brilliant insights that make me think Lauren has a real future in posting

especially since ABC just put him back on the air!

i think blonde hair on a man is low key homosexual