This plant nursery is getting a little saucy

Day 8 of posting animals from my camera roll with powerful auras

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There are so many colorful ways to hate your job

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All three, yes. Plus The Handmaid's Tale my freshman year of high school - it had just come out recently.

I would live in this shop

With respect to a certain headline that’s currently the top headline on its newspaper’s website, if you’re “mix[ing] diplomacy and threats” you’re just making threats. A sandwich of Nutella and poop is a poop sandwich.

As a 40-year fan of the Phillies, a team so galactically mid that an authoritative history of the franchise was titled "Occasional Glory," this is exactly correct.

Holy shit, every single aspect of this story is so tremendously infuriating. How many of these kids are there, forced to suffer?

I too think building a tunnel in a city so famously waterlogged they do not bury their dead is a good idea h/t @ninametz.bsky.social

Since it's opening day and we're all about hype videos in MLB now, let's take a moment to remember the glorious season of 2001, when the Minnesota Twins did the best hype videos of all time for their young and barely recognizable team.

Oof.

I can't believe you guys are so bored that you're discoursing about cursive

Not lost on me that the Somalis constitute one of the largest refugee populations to arrive in the US over the last 30 years, only eclipsed by arrivals from Myanmar and Iraq. If we do not collectively fight for Somali asylum seekers, this targeted offensive is coming for other more vulnerable groups

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Good news for Jay Leno, no longer the least funny recipient

The official press office of a democratic presidential hopeful is calling his political opponents gay as an insult. Totally unfit behavior. You're gonna get washed.

This is an absolute scandal; the United States government is deliberately consolidating all deportation cases of an ethnic minority that the President has called "garbage" in front of a handpicked group of judges and with dramatically accelerated timeline. A lawsuit was filed yesterday against it.

National ratings are way way up since Ohtani joined the Dodgers, crushing the NBA. Casual fans are becoming more interested. Last two World Series numbers hammered last two NBA finals numbers. All of this is eyewash. Sorry!

despicable. fuck this.

Wow, what a coincidence, I am also 50! [looks down at own torso] well, that is disappointing

Leaf That Came Out Too Early Cold As Shit

Just to be very clear: The Trump DOJ is stealing $1.2 million of your money to gift one of Trump’s cronies, who pled guilty to the crimes he was charged with, and whose suit against the government had already been tossed by a judge.

It was either that or living on the boardwalk in Santa Cruz, so

"Today at work we edited two grant apps, spent an hour working with our treasurer on budget stuff, connected two donors about a matching gift challenge, and coordinated about six other projects, but this one email mildly annoyed us so today was awful." - my brain, apparently

At the 1992 Oscar's, 3 out of 5 of the nominees for Best Song were from Beauty and the Beast and they basically had the whole cast doing live action performances during the telecast and I think we should go back to doing insane things like that.

don't forget to leave a hot dog out on the counter tonight, or baseball won't leave you any presents

@notesnthemargin.bsky.social giving someone else a hard time for once, I see

Imagine being indignant at the entire world for calling an obvious genocide what it is, and then saying things like this in public.

Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.

Just saw a real estate listing in East Alstead, NH that said "about an hour to Boston," and, like... by helicopter? Or what?

I encourage you to reach late middle age by any means necessary if for no other reason than to find out just how primo the naps are. No matter how much you like naps now you will not believe it

The UN General Assembly just adopted a resolution on the enslavement of Africans as the gravest crime against humanity. 123 in favor. Countries in red - voted against. Countries in yellow - abstained. #BlackskyNews 🥴

57 of my fellow students were arrested, academically disciplined, and barred from campus 2 weeks before finals. And then the visas of some of those students were quietly revoked. And then the DEI office was killed. And then we watched our mentors’ grants evaporate over “woke”.

it's so funny shelby foote's main contribution to ken burns' baseball (which im rewatching for opening day) is saying there's something admirable and core to the american identity about being a bitter, sore loser. like yeah a confederate apologist would think that

According to documents filed this morning by the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of NY, ICE has been lying for a year — not only to the public, but to the courts and to prosecutors — about being authorized to make arrests at 26 Federal Plaza and other immigration courts. (1/2)

[awed whisper] pssssst. hey. hey, @coolhandkas.bsky.social 👀😳🙃

He’s manipulating the markets. And he’s gonna get away with it because people are busy making TACO memes rather than thinking about why he’s saying what he’s saying and when he’s saying it.

The thing about baseball is every teams gonna win a hundred games and every teams gonna lose a hundred games, it’s what you do in the remaining negative forty eight games that really matters

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Man, the effects of the ICE occupation are vast and ongoing. A family I am helping, like so many others, is trying to figure out how to rebuild their lives. Trying to make rent, needing to find work, adjusting to an existence without family members. There may be less ICE but these are huge wounds.

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

Minnesota sues Trump administration over access to evidence in shootings by federal agents minnesotareformer.com/2026/03/24/m...

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Guys, what is Kohls

I’m at ICE HQ

Hockey announcers calling helmets getting knocked off "loosening the ol' brain bucket" in 2026 is so old-fashioned and adorable. It's like tuning into a baseball game and hearing somebody talking about pale hose and the hot corner.

Quite the embarrassing day for tech bros.