c'mon oilers, we're talking about COLUMBUS out here, we ain't even out here talking real teams. smfh columbus

I am BOYCOTTING* Starbucks 😤 *not in the income bracket that can afford $8 lattes

Had a guy ask me for a reprint of a receipt he lost, he goes "it's for Caterpillar pants" I go "dang those pants must have a ton of legs" he didn't laugh. I laughed a lot. That's showbiz baby

men fuckin piss me off

still green with envy over the woman who told me yesterday that she isn't interested in our credit card because she only spends her husband's money so she doesn't care about cash back 😒 that should be me but I love it for her nonetheless

do u guys think that the country who let their government fuck off for 40 days without consequence is gonna suddenly do something now because their pres is a pedophile. do we think after letting concentration camps slide for a year they're gonna take his ass down for being part of a child rape cabal

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damn we need some better drug addiction support around here, just left work where a lady shoplifted a backpack of clothes and told us to fuck off only to see that exact same lady at superstore 15 minutes later shoplifting a bag of clothes and telling them to fuck off

I do not mind pushing carts at work at all but what I do hate is how men will see me doing this and think I need/want them to help me

these epstein emails are pretty damning. i sure hope that we haven't spent the last couple years in a cultural backslide where men are seemingly allowed to openly and gleefully fantasize about dominating young women without any threat of reproach

getting into houseplants in Edmonton is very simple you just need to buy like 10 different grow lights and keep them on all day long

guy who finally decides today he has enough information to conclude donald trump is a pedophile

if you're in America and didn't witness the northern lights don't feel bad, it's simply because you, as a nation, don't deserve nice things

I was really cooking last night when I added a 1 kg bag of gummy frogs to the amazon order I was pushing through

marked safe from poopin my pants today ✅

bringing only raw vegetables and hummus in my lunch today was very cash money of me and will surely result in zero digestive troubles

ADHD is basically just 90% being frustrated that I live like this and 10% hilarious comedy blooper reel

It's so weird to me that we consider Victoria Day a holiday but not Remembrance Day. Like yeah the mega mart is still open, business as usual, just gonna play a lil pre-recorded bugle music at 11 and force the staff/patrons to make uncomfortable eye contact in silence for a minute

Everyday I'm furious that our provincial gov't is making Albertans pay for their Covid-19 vaccine that no other Canadian resident has to pay for.

I cannot resist a sad philodendron 🙄

I will continue culling every ostrich in this country until measles is eradicated (aide whispers something in my ear) I don’t give a fuck it’s on sight with ostriches

Better late than never

Experts speaking about Canada's loss of measles elimination status: "We have major gaps in our public health infrastructure." The gap in that infrastructure:

Childhood vaccinations have declined since the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic in 2020. But what also happened in 2020 was irreparable damage to our public health system that has never recovered. How many of you are currently without a family doctor?

Mortifying and completely preventable. www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes” cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

Costa Plants is the Walmart of the houseplant world

One of my greatest joys as a houseplant hobbyist is coming across a plant at the nursery that looks like shit and giving it a loving home

full moon behavior ass Saturday

in a completely predictable series of events today I upgraded to an executive costco membership and then immediately threw out my back

Member: I have a receipt for x items on x day but I never bought these Me: I checked the cameras and you clearly bought them Member: can you show me the footage Me: *shows them video footage of them purchasing item* Member: I didn't buy that though Me: 🥲🫠??? k

wtf do I buy my turning 34 year old brother for his birthday, I should probably just give him some cash right

making posts that directly violate the "no shit talking work online" clause is like cocaine to me

silence, vagabond, a stuntman is talking

at work they made all of the supervisors print a version of their membership card for vault auditing purposes which is cool and all except my picture was a RANK ugly sweaty end of day shot and they automatically sent me a new credit card with the picture on it fuuuuuuuuuuu

last time I gave a shit I got FUCKED

retreating to Posts.docx so I can shit talk my boss properly

be ALERT for GERIATRICS in SUVs today

k 🫩

In America you can't get an abortion in 12 states but you can convince someone to kill themselves if you're an LLM

Did Women Ruin The Workplace

every four years America has a competition to see who the stupidest Hitler alive is and then they make him president

how about the robust taste of Coffee Crisp tho

sorry it’s just crazy that chatgpt and ai chatbots keep getting people to kill themselves and like i guess we’re just fine with that because ai is a load-bearing pillar of the economy it seems bad

using the claire’s piercing gun for a prince albert

JESUS.BMF

It's too early to put the tree up but it's not too early to obsess over how I'm gonna decorate it this year

Person in the bathroom stall beside me beefing with a family member who's using the sink about what they're gonna have for supper, ladies for the love of God please be quiet I'm trying to take a shit

whatever my credit score chooses to get up to is absolutely none of my business