The upside of an Eagles loss is the brief glimpse it gives me into the everyday life of Vikings fans

“Shadowy organization is out to kill me I swear this isn’t an antisemitic dog whistle but there is at least one Jew involved and we all know Jews run all the shadowy organizations that try to kill truth speakers like me.”

God please let this be the nadir of our suffering

“the cowboys get nothing” no phrase more beautiful in the English language

It’s hard to afford your life when your landlord is illegally coordinating with their rivals to keep your rent as high as possible. I will keep fighting to end these unjust practices and to make the market fairer for renters.

Good morning. This is your reminder to get to the gym so that you can beat up racists if you have to.

Solomon attacked by Ruth (a thing that happened at the dog park but could believably describe a dramatic evening at the Sholom Home)

Missing people we love is one of the most human experiences

we have GOT to stop thinking about this in terms of hypocrisy because that's not what's going on! we NEED to understand why pedo apologia is so rampant in anti-trans pseudoscience, why abuse is so rampant in the home, why child marriage is still legal across the country etc.

Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.

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Trump and Hegseth murdered innocent fishermen, bus drivers, taxi drivers.

New in PN: The softest Nazis you ever did see "Call it tough guy in the streets and widdle guy in the sheets (of paper for court filings). Truly, nothing revealed this better than the DC Sandwich Guy, Sean Dunn, who a jury found not guilty yesterday."

A Jeff tweedy show is like a Costco that sells pallets of married guys in their 50s

Y'all, they been setting up Vetaw to be the next mayor after this. And we gotta increase outreach/turnout for 2026 anyway. Progressives in this city not over North (like really over north not north loop) need to better understand North by MAGNITUDES.

Wow, this statement from Jonathan Greenblatt of the ADL really speaks to me, as a Jew He finally nailed it

Ugh Becka’s gonna be back up in Victory stomping along the parkway ranting into TikTok again isn’t she

Democrats started tonight controlling half the seats in the Virginia House of Delegates. Now they control 64%.

part of the joy of seeing Mamdani win, even from afar, is that he ran a campaign based on how much he loves his city without papering over its flaws, and that was goddamn beautiful.

Cuomo gave a fairly graceless concession speech, and Mamdani rips his skin off: "My friends, we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo the best in private life. But let tonight be the last time I mention his name."

Me literally every other moment of the year: OMG Steve Simon is the best ever Me at 9:15 every election night: OMG What is wrong with you Steve Simon

I really don’t understand why it’s so hard for certain people to understand that Mamdani is doing so well because he is advocating for more than “keep Trump from taking the few good and/or semi-decent things that remain” and is articulating a real vision for how to make New York better.

My kid voted for the first time this morning!

Protecting Minnesota's THC Industry- AG Keith Ellison affordingyourlife.substack.com/p/protecting...

If I was a karaoke cam operator at the wolves game I would be the one who got fired for letting the camera end up on a little kid just as the Backstreet Boys lyric “am I sexual” came up on the screen

An ICE representative who acknowledges that the drugs and weapons on the table in front of have been seized by *either us or other agencies at some point in time* should be the end of this particular dumbass press conference theater tactic for once and for all.

And even more importantly they want to erase DeWayne Davis from your consciousness. Because Frey loses an integrity, honesty, who can you trust vote to Davis 100 times out of 100 votes. They know if YOU have an ounce of integrity, you cannot vote for Frey.

While others debate who is most corrupt and/or the truest friend of the gays, allow me to introduce you to my friend the squeaky clean, down to earth, steady, experienced, normal guy pastor with a gay husband, DeWayne Davis.

Yeah I’m not trusting a white man with a nazi tattoo under any circumstances. I don’t care when or where he got it. I’m a hard no on nazi tattoos.

My dad (95) has an opinion.

SNAP benefits expire in one week.

Last night at punk rock karaoke a guy started his song by saying “fuck Trump, fuck ICE, free Palestine” but made zero reference to the Philadelphia Eagles and for a moment I finally understood how all the all lives matters freaks feel

It’s so fucking funny that we’re still getting five NYT op-eds a week calling for the left to tone down their rhetoric

I watched the whole thing (huge pain tolerance for ingesting bad media), and every "solution" involves lower corporate tax rates, deregulation, and punching left. It's the same old project, nothing new here.

Bill Burr's misogyny should have been a big hint, but what a fucking disappointment

Defunct, useless organization jewishinsider.com/2025/09/adl-...

Rick Kupchella doing conservative propaganda rounds on every local media like he plays for the Vikings and just wrote a children's book, local progressives still got their pajamas on regarding narrative strategy.

I have once again been door knocked by Jehovah’s Witnesses in the middle of the day (I am working from home) and honestly it’s not even the proselytizing that bothers me, it’s the inability to GET TO THE POINT

While Pete Hegseth is fantasizing about his perfect sociopathic super soldiers, his party is making sure veterans start losing their benefits in just a few weeks

"CBS News editor in chief Bari Weiss" is the exact same deal as "Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth"

This sentence cuts through much of my political world right now: “people like Klein—liberals with a big platform who see themselves as pragmatic—have accidentally become reactive centrists because they don’t have a clear idea how this moment fits into history & what it is exactly that they’re doing”

If Fox News didn’t radicalize your elderly parents CBS is shaping up to finish the job

goddamn they really are willing to light it all on fire just to please trump, aren't they. it isn't just that weiss is a partisan hack (tho she is the hackiest of hacks, do not get me wrong). it's that she's never run anything bigger than a newsletter and her pretend university.

THEY CLOSED PUBLIC POOLS RATHER THAN SWIM WITH BLACK PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH THE SAME GROUP OF PEOPLE AS THE FOLKS WHO DID THIS PLEASE WAKE THE FUCK UP

Every time I check in on my dormant account on the old app I am validated in having left

Great Moments in Vetaw Minneapolis Council Member LaTrisha Vetaw argues against ordinance targeting slumlords. Says hypothetical slumlord with high powered lobbyist could get city to look the other way, while lesser slumlords are held accountable. It's "not fair" + "picking winners and losers"

Drinking coffee in a church basement and watching jazz at Taste of Northeast