Speaking of. Almost had a baby goose in my car and the entire parental group staring me down cuz I was gently telling the little baby noooo 😭😭😭🫣

All those white folks in this kind of heat out on that lawn with no shade and no water - made me think about the show Black AF. THE SUN 🤣 youtu.be/Ux1lAMBKf88

Can’t bring chairs or water. Tracks. No comfort for you!

So weak the Ferris wheel is never running. Almost unbelievable.

I actually can. They’ll just tell us our eyes are lying 🤣

Money laundering on full display. Happy America!!

But do yall know who could draw a crowd!??!??

Meanwhile house cats run everything 🤣

That'd be a hilarious jail conversation. "What you in for?" "I stole a Penguin." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And thinking about it further. Wondering if the Peter Pan story was derived from the lore of Black cultures being able to fly… the original has those same grim themes….

I think Peter Pan came from that lol

And this is why we love JB 🥹 kids are going through it!!! Hell adults are too. Me. I’m the adult 😭

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He’s talking to like 12 people isn’t he lol

Is that a no 🤣

Me in my head on repeat because I want to 🥹 but I won’t.

Didn’t realize there was a Peabody there. It was a fave in Orlando. Was so sad when it closed. Those ducks were living LIFE.

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The St. Louis Zoo has a dedicated penguin elevator for transporting their Formal Chickens™ to behind-the-scenes areas where they can get medical checkups, enrichment activities. Kicking myself for becoming a LAB biologist when I could have been a Penguin Elevator operator. (📷: St. Louis Zoo)

And they just follow along like puppies 🥹 this is not helping settle my urge of penguin theft 😭😅

“Grow up. Get arrested.” — my message to white Americans who claim to oppose Project 2025 and Trump

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We dont have 5+ min songs anymore cause these artist dont have enough vocals to last that long and everyone has the attention span of a hamster.

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Just curious. Did anyone have flying dreams as a child. Or do you still as an adult? Like of all the things we can do…why was that so prominent?

!!!!!

All of 2024 we had to hear all over the tv and print how Joe Biden was old and senile and two years later that uglass man is talking to a Teddy Roosevelt hologram thinking it’s real and ain’t not one of them is saying anything. Bunch of weak ass punks. I hate all of you!!

Me too!! A lil basic box boy or flip is damn near $7-8K now. Add in taxes and you touching the hem of $10 already 😭

I almost took a job with google. WILD.

Now why am I in it - as I just made a post basking in the joy of this new day 🤣😅🫣

I mean I don’t even look at this side of the store 🤣 I’m talking the starters lmaoooo

I know she’s not of age now so I got some bad news for you …

It is so nice outside right now. That will change in a couple hours but I am loving the warmth and the breeze under these trees. Yes.

They will not… they have no reason to end their blood lust.

And AMERICANS are DEMANDING an end to supporting NETANYAHU!

JFC this sounds like an absolute disaster.

This is so fucking awful 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

Chanel bags are gonna be like $10k when my child is of age 🤣

Please and thank you

Oh man I needed a good chuckle 🤣🤣🤣

GET HER THE BABY ONE SIR 😬🫣

Ima just slide myself into the Cape Verdean mix until further notice. Everybody assumes that shit anyway 🤣🤣😅 ima go with it. And if they beat Argentina might let it rock longer. STAND UP CABO VERDE 🇨🇻

It’s Cape Verde central up here. They’re all beautiful! #beatargentina www.instagram.com/reel/DaRB4KB...

They haven’t responded yet. I’ll let you know 🤣😅

Anywhere right now. It’s a disaster in the making because people are not smart 😩 look at the wind gusts. Loooook.

I’m ridiculous but seriously can we 😩🤣 they are gonna tell me to get off their phone. Lmaooo

And this is why all that Boston is racist talk is annoying. It overshadows this part… they should talk about this. But it’s just ball and racism. Still.

The real travesty in this trade is the loss for my community. Jaylen is good in every hood here. Wandering around doing side missions. Y’all think Mamdani is great. Jaylen been on this wave with dollars.

I considered sliding out with a to go plate but too many people know my tall ass 😩😭🤣