“I would’ve stomped em but y’all got kids”

Don't forget to slide them work alarms back on.

I just saw the term “burp fetish”

Circling back…

Emotional support FUPA

When she got a belly…

That newghana IG page is Spesha bubba

Boy Terry Bradshaw dentures whistling like The Chicago wind.

James Pearce been him since High School.. boy was Spesha as a freshman

Dark Rum specifically

“Bald” = “big forehead” “glasses” Same thing

Damn he put your coffee cup on the top shelf?

I hope he go to Starbucks 3x today

Where is this streaming so I can block it

The colts need a new coach. Cuz wtf they brought old ass Rivers in and Leonard in their hooping

You see it!

If she ever meet me in public she gonna set up her travel step ladder and smack me 😂😂😂😂😂

Gin drinking women got Benny the Butcher bars tatted on their forearms like Bible verses.

She putting that all natural one drop rule on Ernest something serious on a hemp mattress.

She definitely gives I don’t believe in deodorant and free bleeder vibes.

Now I need to get some pork chops

Do you niggas ever have fun?!

Over pork chops?

You bout to meet with the leaders of rivals bbq gangs to organize a Stop the violence Brisket cook-off.

Yall smoking Rachel DolabBrow boots 😂😂😂😂

And y’all look down on pork .. it has provided us with GREAT laughter 2 times today!

Someone gone call her Al B. Damn and we’ll be done here.

I just went through shawty media.. she laying up with Ernest scared Stupid.

These terrible national anthem performances are just what this country deserves

Kelis just posted a reel. *adds to Zombie list*

“Did u like those pics I sent you?” Me:

Look mama it's me

The rib bone slipped out her hand as she was opening the side of baked beans

Please

Fun police get double time on this app.

The aftermath

I seem to recall a different sentiment when a “work husband” repeated a woman’s order…..

I’m terrible at math until shit ain’t adding up.

Culturally appropriating BHM is crazy 😂😂😂😂

I growled a lil bit

“U do walk outs?” 10/10