You being way too loud.

I just caught myself in an ancestry dot com rabbit hole. Wow

Spring 27 when I get this MBA finished I’m dunking on nincompoops

“Real live Fox 5”

If you drink bourbon let me tell you about this right here….

Know what. Fuck it. I need a beer, stat. Belgian. I’m talking Linderman, Chimay, Drunken elephant or Rochefort

They like cocaine fueled antics

Big Ajax thiccer than train smoke

I just saw a grown man put his cash app on his picture because its his birthday. No its not for charity fundraising. …. Weak shit

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I have no idea what I want to make for dinner

You know what is a problem? The fact that I can’t even be the guy who runs to the store real quick and fix the bikes for the kids in the neighborhood. These places don’t carry tires and inner tubes for kids bikes. I had to order a set and have to wait a few days which is fine but sheesh.

Better fry some chicken

I really do miss LifeTime Fitness when it was 10min from my house smh

The numbers don’t lie

3k over the course of a year is cheaper than the healthcare provider bills you end up with for not making the choice to invest in your health and wellness

I’d rather spend $250/month being proactive than reactive (prescription drug cost)

1hr max

I need to get to Baton Rouge so I can look my professor in the eye and ask him why the hell did he make this class so difficult. I’m talking fully firm intimidated handshake questioning

Everytime someone posts a dog/cat is missing on the Neighborhood app I fight the urge to say “omg I say a coyote in that area”

Let compassion be my reflex and humility my posture. Help me see people the way You do—the overlooked, the difficult, the weary.

Great morning and happy Sunday beautiful people

Traps and shoulders sieze up then boom, neck spasm trying to get the wrap around right. 86 calories burned

I have sciatica and today was the last day of pain meds

Man I want to start spring cleaning so I can make room for a meat grinder. Then I’ll make short rib wagyu meatloaf with a 12hr demiglace from veal and chicken bones

Like you seriously hate a wagyu meatloaf with a perfectly silky demiglace? Like this one from a restaurant near me? Y’all never coming to eat with me

Wait people hate meatloaf? Y’all have solidified yourselves as habitual line steppers.

I want niggas to let go of that “pause” stupidity so badly.

(Average family size includes 3.9 children) Mormon 1 to mormon 2 :

Early season for versace greca trunks

Lmfaoooo

I don’t mock anybody as fiercely and unrepentantly as I mock people driving this thing. I point. I laugh. I gun my (superior) engine. I don’t let them into traffic. I don’t let them pass on the right or the left. I will out my car back into park rather than give them next for a parking space.

When I want it my way, like this: bsky.app/profile/ad-r...

The best part about this is, yes Cerrome is the light skinned Green Mile but if you upset him its actually your fault for having your windpipe crushed. Not his.

They book dates with you through Salesforce

If she likes runny egg yolk, keep her

Y’all talk about eaters…. Man you better get you a woman that likes runny yolk

If she likes runny egg yolk, buy her some flowers, tell her thank you in advance then don’t do anything stupid. Flourish

AKAs don’t have cashapp. They bill you with a net 15.

Castelvetrano olives are delicious. What is wrong with y’all?

Great morning beautiful people

Is this from the afterlife?