Is this from the afterlife?

Have you seen how ppl cook?

Hit her with that

Internet dad joke groups are funny Internet woman jokes are funnier. E.g Round Table Game Show. Based on what they post, you can imagine the things they do NOT post.

If any of you fecal felons follow me, please stop following me

The price of the basic food is ridiculous

They gotta put more makeup on his hand to cover the site where they hook him up at night

Somebody on here dirty and traveling? What is going on?

You used to see someone talking to themselves and you would just think “oh they a lil off” or “bless their heart” Now you see someone talking to themselves and you find yourself looking to see if they are wearing an earbud/airpod in addition to saying “they might be a little crazy”

The flourish!

My window seat My window Thems the rules…

I’m not comfortable with receiving compliments and its humbling when I’m awarded/recognized. I appreciate it. At the end of the day my goal I’m just doing what I can to build a life for my kids to thrive in.

My coworker has a golf simulator in their home. We had a 9-hole tournament with tacos and Stag’s Leap. Via drinks I definitely learned how our team was stack ranked. “Adam, you’re unique. No one can do what you do. I’ve been doing this for a long time. You’re special. We say it all the time”

“A.D. remind yourself, nobody built like you, you designed yourself.”

R. I. P.

We know!

I hate taxes. They take too much from me. I want my whole paycheck gotdammit!

Great morning and happy Friday beautiful people

Thor Hammer was laid. Glad I talk with my hands. Wish there was a pic of me mic’d up doing my thing

I’m going to bring the Thor hammer to this briefing. They are going to give me a microphone in t-minus 5…4….

Great morning beautiful people

Uh oh

Very necessary

Great morning beautiful people

Bet he can’t call Optimus Prime or Bumblebee now

STOP TREATING THIS MAN LIKE HE SHOULD BE LISTENED TO FOR ANY REASON

Ryan Williams has one historic season at Alabama. Then a recognizable dropoff. He started publicly sharing the relationship with his now fiance in the Summer of 2025. He was 17yo as a Freshman phenom in 2024. A noticable dropoff in on-field production.

Ryan Williams finna be scrutinized like Travis Hunter and then talked about like PJ Washington.

Next on ‘ESPN’s 30 for 30: Broke’ Deferred dreams The NIL Edition

There’s a deaf employee working at the Apple store helping me out. He is signing to a translator on an iPad. This interaction is beautifully seamless and inclusive. I love this.

low racial self esteem ass question 😂

Spent 8 weeks there back in 2014 and made friends at a Packer’s game

Make sure you ask your friend circle or that man you in a relationship with for weed money today before you come to the internet. Have some damn decorum

My seat. My window.

Good morning & remember… Nothing or no one is stopping US from having a great day today. 🤎🥹

They are used to dealing with dumb male athletes who do whatever their agents tell them to do. Everybody in this league is a college graduate and plenty of them have advanced degrees. They know how the numbers work.

Ayyyeee look who is back! GET OFF HIS LAWN

That man has been on the same page in all them books for 5 years now. 😂😂😂

Ayo I’m really middle aged

Ayo did Tony dip off of here?

Great morning beautiful people

BREAKING: The Rev. Jesse Jackson, a towering civil rights icon who battled alongside Martin Luther King Jr., has died. He was 84. bit.ly/4rwhbtB

Alex isley >>>>

My kids may never eat at someone elses house. “You make your _____ like that?”

Pan Seared | Salmon Pesto Risotto | Broccolini #LetADCook

Nom. Perfect temp

Getting there

Pesto Risotto in the works

Cook with it = sip it while cooking