FINAL: The Ravens keep their playoff hopes alive behind Derrick Henry's massive game.

We rewatched Jake Paul’s asswhooping and it was so satisfying

George Bush gotta pay for his crimes.

The Bee Gees:

😭

Been shoveling paths for the dog to do his thing in the yard because he won’t do his business in snow touching his underside lol

By the power of Greyskull

My favorite.

I would have his style if my momma didn't perm my hair as a baby.

Amy Winehouse was WILD for this.

Killer melody though.

I want something else To get me through this... Life babyyyy Eye want something else, Not listening when you say Goodbye Good bye Goodbyeeeeeeyyyyeeeeeyyeeeee

Not picking a side is picking a side.

Putting these games on a Saturday but on streaming platforms is sick cruel joke. The NFL think shit sweet.

I in fact do NOT have a pocket full of sunshine, that is a Glock 😏🔫

Airport math is the second hardest math

I spent most of my morning moving snow, we still managed to spend what we spent. I need to start selling 🍆

Going outside cost $200. I'm tired of this Grandpa.

That balloon pop show is a guilty pleasure.

In the crib, rubbing feet and watching balloon pop 🎈

It's elite.

Greetings Jive Turkeys.

Core memory: Christmas weekend snowstorm sleepover.

Lmao

A way of life.

Running this again because I legit have thought about this tweet once a month for like ten years

“She didn’t start painting until she was 50” It starts when you begin 💜

The housing crisis is crazy

"There are years that ask questions and years that answer." May 2026 answer.

That week after my haircut has been my sweet spot lately. The Mrs. responds really well to alil bit of "scruff" 🤏🏾

If it ain't burnt, I don't want it!!

Why did they call episode I the phantom menace instead of Ani Are You Ok

We laugh, but I sold THEE FUCK out of 2ct. Total weight cluster engagement rings. And them relationships be stone solid because that ring be the only trial or tribulation. I'm sleepy tho. ☝🏾

I'm not going anywhere for anything. We in the house unless it's to build a SnowMane. Fuck that. Lol

Up Most ☝🏾 #WordOfTheDay

Good morning Jive Turkeys

Snow it begins. ❄️🥃

I’m “everything raise my light bill!” Years old.

“Man baddie”, if Yall don’t go to hell with that nonsense, raising my light bill.

QUEENS!!! lol

When I worked at an elementary school in the South Bronx, the kids there played chess a few times a week. The best chess players in the city, if not the country, are often from the poorest neighborhoods in New York.

Intriguing> mysterious.

Big ole cheese grin and happy tears

Describe your Bluesky/BlackSky account in a single image.

The girls loved their gifts and said they were excited to be back. I needed that.

My heart is full.