The way this just sent me into hysterics like I'd never heard it before #BlackSky

Bad day? Good dog.

I'm not any more heartbroken than I was before. Maybe I'm already broken. Maybe it's living in TX. Maybe it was reading Project '25. Maybe the '24 shutout. The inevitability of relegating Black folks to 2nd class was clear. It's no less painful now that it's here, but we knew what was at stake.

We truly did not hang enough confederates

People ask why I’m optimistic with how bad things are and it’s the miraculousness of human nature Common people have been toppling authoritarians for centuries. People who have no idea what’s going on are instinctively preparing for crisis and growing softer and kinder as revolutionary energy grows

Declan Rice is special and he's OURS!!!

We need a Constitutional re-re-re-reeeeemiiiix

Come to think of it, letting wealthy white men get away with crimes does appear to be problematic.

I missed my favorite living singer in concert this past Sunday, fuck you bezos!

Real Madrid midfielder Federico Valverde had to be taken to a hospital after getting into a fight with teammate Aurélien Tchouaméni just three days before ElClásico against Barcelona, sources have told ESPN.

Every economic headline right now is like "Ohio farmers discover you can eat tree bark if you boil it long enough, markets close at all time high."

Abbott is a sadistic prick. Spreading the word in case someone out there wasn't aware.

Look I'm in my 40s now. Been out of these streets for more than a minute. Bet they won't still pickup if I call. Don't fucking play with me. I'll destroy your parlay and your life, try me once I beg!

you haven't seen insufferable yet, I fear

So this motherfucker is literally the state?! What is even going on anymore?

This thread is infuriating. If accountability mattered to Democrats writ large, we wouldn't be knee deep in shit. This inability to take critique and do better doesn't show fight, it shows fecklessness. People are quite literally demanding fighters and most of y'all are whining and obfuscating.

This is not about Lebron or Messi

and always shake your shoes out after long periods without use lil fuckers love shoes and closets

LONDON! Specifically North London 😏 see you in 3 weeks!!! Locals, where should I watch the final?! The CHAMPIONS FUCKING LEAGUE FINAL!!! I might fancy a parade too, inshallah 😉🙏🏽🔴🏆

Imagine pretending to be your mom to get out of fighting Mark fucking Zuckerberg.

ICYMI: Nine local TX activists have been convicted of terrorism for a fireworks display on July 4. This is their story…

But such outfits offend people — really offend people — because people don't think of clothes as anything more than consumables. It's notable to me that the Met Gala gets compared to the Hunger Games, whereas such criticism is rarely levied at the Oscar's red carpet or the Super Bowl halftime show.

I bump this regularly like I'm half my age 🤷🏽‍♀️ youtu.be/ShDW40_VSo8?...

Gyokeres has been in the gym

They high as giraffe pussy.

Been privileged to cover this club for over a decade, to live in the area for a decent wedge of that time. I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything like that pre-match.

That's it. That's all.

The battle for my waistline is "separate and distinct" from my eating habits

Heck yeah I like UFOs U nlimited F rench O nion s oup

"MAXIMUM LETHALITY" but I'm a smol bean 🥰

While the world’s eyes are on fashion’s biggest night, we’re turning ours to the garment, retail, and warehouse workers who keep the industry running. From true love found on the picket line to a free tailoring school out of a Brooklyn basement — meet the New Yorkers who make it all possible.

Finally somebody’s READYYYYYYY Janelle Monae in custom Christian Siriano on the way to the #MetGala #metgala2026

We have all fought our private boobie battles.

M.I.A. 2010 vs. 2026? it's like Day and Nite

should not be shocked and yet swear to god they make my tummy hurt daily

I just be in my lil spreadsheets, minding my own business

Next came a huge rolling loon puppet. The wings moved. I've included photos from the front and back because I think the puppetry here is part of what's interesting; the guy riding on the back controlled the wires for the wings. It's also a loon in the "loon rampant" pose.

i assume he squeezed its insides directly into his mouth like a gogurt

I know two Cupcakes - one a female Chihuahua, one a male Pitbull 🤣

"Inception Point AI told the Hollywood Reporter, 'We believe that in the near future half the people on the planet will be AI, and we are the company that’s bringing those people to life.'” 1. No 2. H'wood Reporter already has AI written articles so who is talking to whom here? 3. Ugh

If results hold, Tarrant GOP vice chair Cody Cheshire's endorsed candidates will finish 0-6 today in Arlington elex. They also lost all 3 Patriot Mobile seats in GCISD. They went 0-12 last year in Fort Worth, Arlington & Mansfield, so @TarrantGOP is 0-18 in those cities overall.

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

dont be runnin up my bean costs

If you go with people to brunch at 11 or even noon, you should not be ordering a cheeseburger or a Cobb salad. You are messing with the vibe. We are eating pancakes!

WWLRHD?

The thing about it is i was definitely under the assumption that we all hated the Nazis … That’s my fault

If you’re mad about Louisiana, you can do something to help us in Louisiana. I literally grant write and fundraise alone so I can put women & girls through school, pay their rents, & provide them menstrual products. Don’t talk about us in Louisiana like we’re dead. tpfwoman2woman2026.funraise.org

Alarming

For the health of the country...prune the dead weight. Congratulations on living in a state that hates everything about you...you like abuse so much you should go on only fans and profit off it. Can't fix racism or stupid. Anyone in a permanent red state at this point profiting or a coward.