babe i've been raging against this particular machine for a while now

Why is Venmo telling me to put my balance in Kalshi? People should go to prison over this stuff

gaze into it, keep gazing

don't take them home, please don't take them home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

DOS BOFANAS

Texas doesn't have many bike lanes to fix like Mamdani did early on. But our streets are nothing but potholes and that's easily transferrable. So is free early childcare and pre-K. Ditto on cracking down on shady landlords. A creative campaign could even create their own tangible public benefits!

wind will blow and water will rise but the ground is supposed to stay still

my god. and another in japan not long after.

Haiti will remember this day for decades, no matter what happens from here. A lot of the rest of us won't forget it either 🇭🇹

I'm ready for the football already 🥲

Like hearing someone rant about their nemesis and it's just a service dog out there saving lives

went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face

serious people tonight: wins across the board from DSA-affiliated candidates show a growing distrust in the establishment and a rejection of pro-Isreal policies me: y'all done fucked up now

Simple, idiotic solutions to complex problems.

can't a Ghanaian man take a gentle little tumble on the grass, a whimsical little tumble on the cool ground without an English fella having to account for his crimes

I'm 100% sure Declan has a jollof opinion, not at all certain if he'd state it publicly 😂

please read this statement written by Benjamin "Champagne" Song and share as far and wide as you can: https://prairielanddefendants.com/defendant-writings/statement-by-benjamin-champagne-song/

Fucking sickening. Dallas continues to be the shitty canary in the shitty coalmine.

Please quite literally let this shit radicalize you. We deserve better than allowing these immoral fucks to dictate who is and is not a parasite, particularly when the evidence is crystal clear it's not us.

funnest costume so far: a Jordanian fan in a Michael Jordan 23 shirt

this is how I play fifa

I remember telling my German friend my uncle had been struck by lightning. Her face was priceless when I continued talking about him in the present tense 😂 Lightning is a way of life in OK & TX and nothing to mess around with. Uncle was lucky.

Dembele was inevitable, even if it took a while 🥳

Kendrick Lamar somewhere furiously scribbling a brutal Messi diss track after this

Me during blue crab season:

NEVER discount us olds. Never!!!

Marko Arnautovic, now there's a name I haven't hated in a while

Mamdani example #2552 on owning your shit. Mean what you say, say what you mean, and be able to explain clearly and simply why you believe it. It's a hell of a lot easier and more convincing than lying.

Y'all better put some respek on Marta's name!!! Messi's pretty decent too, I must say.

Does this mean NDAs expire??? Cause this man has a LOT to answer for and should not be remembered as a legend (even though his impact is undeniable, so is the deep pain he's caused).

That means one of the seven seals has been broken.

You need to be in an office to ask Claude to spend tokens to do your job for you.

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to draw.

I'm not religious and do you know what I do every time I see a mutual aid request? I send a prayer, good energy, positive vibes, etc. their way because it can't hurt, and it feels better than whatever this shit is below. It's shockingly easy not to be a dick!

this is colonialism

It's hard to look good with a sweat mustache but somehow I manage

well this is promising. someday the masses will realize socialism isn't the lie they've been sold.

Well I was having a good night

There are only 1, maybe 2 answers to a problem like Elon.

I don't think about stranger's genitals because I am not a fucking freak and IF I do (Idris Elba) I don't write a column about it or post, that would be so sus

Welcome to Hell. But no really, welcome! Enjoy yourselves!

i will not let some hitler youth dickhead running a govt twitter account ruin my enjoyment of our extremely multinational, diverse, and beautiful soccer team. thank you for your understanding at this time 👍

also the line "I'm not a victim of racism. I am a tormentor of racists" goes so hard love vinicius

Fuck em, they don't get to steal our joy.

GOLAZOOOOO!!!!!!

(hesitantly) ...USA? USA? (full-throated with gusto) USA! USA! USA!!!!!!

he won't be missed this thread shouldn't be either

Vichy van Persie