Sometimes I don't know what's going on and I default to whatever I last heard as being true. I don't like it

The solution was not in fact to eat a third pork chop

goddamn water tastes good when you’re thirsty

Greetings, fellow humans. I have a #DnD community question for the #TTRPG folks out there: I've had a lot of luck learning the history of TTRPGs in the world, but I had a few hyper-specific questions about the hobby history during the 80s. Anyone recommend some scholars of Bluesky?

Sink your teeth as high as you can. Feed the beast the richest meats

Why was a feeling shaking and week? Well it could be the pinched nerve in my spine but I think it's the 66 blood sugar

A lil between movie palate cleanser for the #mutantfam #thelastdrivein: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RObu...

Look I've been holding off from months asking this on Bluesky because of my pride but I need help. My car needs brakes, my rent is past due and my step kid needs shoes. I hate having to ask this

The greatest theological crime Christianity ever did was having a path of forgiveness that isn't based on a bunch of rules of Judaism just in Jesus And then never spread that grace to others they encountered, they absolved themselves of the rules then oppressed others and inflicted cruelty with it.

This auction is now live on eBay. 1500 credit Orlock gang. 9 humans and 2 cyber-mastiffs (Scenery not included) www.ebay.co.uk/itm/39722454... Starting at £50. Oz will get the money, not me. DM me if you have any questions. #Nerdlings #Necromunda

my mental health is too poor to post but also i’m too poor not to be posting. yall should just tip me because you like my existence :) yeah. that would be cool.

It's beautiful that conservative Christians think their message is so weak they don't even try to live by Jesus's example but are so certain of the compelling word of the prophet Muhammad that every New York will receive the light of Islam withing four years Like they know they're on the wrong side

"Yes, Israel is slaughtering children. But the people who vehemently defend Israel's RIGHT to slaughter children are decent people & we must be nice to them." #SorryNotSorry! but WHAT THE FUCK?! After 2 full years of CONCENTRATED genocide, anyone still defending 🇮🇱 is a monster, & we treat them so.

i'm so deep in shit but rn i just want to go home and eat something 😔

Me: I’m making a roast. My girlfriend: Don’t fuck it.

We say men are less emotional because we coincidentally don't define anger or reacting because of ego as emotions.

Had to take Leia to the vet she's jaundiced, so she's got liver failure going on, we have no idea why. She had stopped eating hence the vet visit. They're running a bunch of tests, please think good thoughts.

@pfrazee.com can we please address the safety concerns with this automod? this is putting people like me in danger. (i am tagging you because your team refuses to use official channels to announce rollouts and policy changes. this is a change that was announced by you.)

The bank may have overdraft fees but I'm making up for it in pens and lollipops

The haters said they couldn't do it. And they were right. Honestly, great call from the haters.

It's not a robot if it requires a human operator. That's not a giant robot that's a humanoid tank

I like rice

I see Stephen King's IT as being about overcoming the trauma of child abuse by moving past your fear of your abuser and also killing them in a sewer

Socially depressed but politically optimistic lol Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

New cute purple cat stickers in my shop - starlinearts.com

you can end the national humiliation with one simple trick, alienated white boy

I thought ninjas were going to be a bigger part of adulthood

Here's your reminder to look out for hedgehogs this Bonfire Night. Stacks of logs and leaves look real inviting to hedgehogs searching for places to hibernate. Remember to check your bonfires before lighting them!

I don't want to poke fun at death but who cuts grass in a big black robe?

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

"you're canadian this doesn't concern you at all" you forget that zohran also had the better fonts. a win for Graphic Design the world over

At this point my one superstition is that if I sleep through an election it goes wrong. Didn't nap today. You're welcome

My neck is out. Someone come sit on my face until it's better

Dick Cheney died doing what he loved, never being held accountable for anything

STAY OUT OF SPACE YOU FUCKS

i found out why my insurance doesn't cover my therapy in therapy today and i am cracking tf up. insurance doesn't cover therapy for if patients have a personality disorder LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO which i said "well wait don't we need therapy the most" and my therapist laughed and said yeah LMAOOOOOO

At least they're transparent... nah, Johnson was just caught off guard on CNN. I think people are catching on. I mean, most of us learned as children about that "sure, but later" swindle. Later. Never. Comes.

Idea: a space heater that's actually a server and uses the processing power to do something useful like find aliens but the heat it makes warms your toesies

Bad news: I'm sleepy

linktr.ee/junostump venmo.com/u/junostump tips super appreciated i am a trans girl indie journalist w/ 16 years exp. bylines formerly included: game informer, polygon, gamespot, kotaku, ign, the daily mail, etc etc etc ' im behind on bills, need groceries, more HRT, more cat food, etc et ♥️

I've never had a situation ruined by a consensual boob reveal

Primay those fuckers into the ground.

They’re all about authoritarianism until they have to have to answer to a higher authority.

Bad day to be The Devil

Please share, Nema is trying to buy winter clothes for her family.

This account smells like salted fish and wood smoke

Never change, Federal Way. Actually: strike that. Change as fast as humanly possible. You're getting a light rail station 15 years before Ballard.