i spoke too soon all the missing sensation is coming back and everything getting poked with a suture is constantly asserting itself in my awareness

ojalá next year i will have a wolf cut

He is born

merry christmas in particular to all the other boy women

body recomposition for free, or: what adequate post-surgical protein but inadequate total caloric intake does to a mf

*sleepiest girl in the world* save me kung pao chicken

first day sitting here after surgery (only a week later!) where things feel almost normal and comfortable down there

> fall asleep > have the deepest most sleepiest sleep that ever was slept > wake up to pee > look at the time > it’s not even 10 yet

still not sure how i finished a full chemistry problem set laying in my hospital bed high off my ass less than 24 hours after a major surgery

why was that surgery the barrier to the last residual 5% of personality i’d been holding back?

i had a stress dream last night about being sent out of and failed for a chemistry exam because of wearing a silly shirt with PV=nRT on it

*rejoicing* flat! flat! flat!

it’s funny how quickly my mind is pivoting to “okay now that that’s done it’s time for the dump truck ass, that’s the cherry on top of all this”

got the tour of the kitty today 🙂‍↕️

haha, pussy

*girl who wasn’t intending to take a 1.5 hour nap but napped nevertheless and woke up groggy voice* i wasn’t intending to take a 1.5 hour nap but napped nevertheless and woke up groggy

the joy of looking down and seeing *flat*

the nurses and my doctor were entertained by the presence of a tub of whey protein isolate and a tub of collagen next to my bed, and my doctor’s pa asked if i liked the brand, he seemed interested 🤭

captain’s log day 4: i still haven’t found anything that masks the flavor. tonight i tried chamomile tea and was disappointed.

catheters make you confront the reality that your body is really just a machine that produces a constant trickle of urine

sorry to all my haters but this also means now i get to be extremely annoying about being a boy with a kitty 🐱

i think today i’m finally lucid and normal enough feeling to start to appreciate how much of a relief it is to be on the other side of this

did anyone else’s hips get inexplicably more open and flexible after bottom surgery? am i going crazy?

switching from lifetime to hallmark christmas movies as i wean off the percs has been a good choice

when your body finally decides to dump all the excess IV fluids and water you’ve been diligently drinking and you pee like 1.5 liters in the span of 1.5 hours 😎

i’m hotel room neighbors with what sounds like a group of very bro-y straight dudes probably in their early 20s getting ready to go out tonight and it’s kind of adorable? they’re listening to awful dance music and asking each other if their fits or accessorizing look good

dumplings of expeditious healing

damn i really did that thing huh?

nurse: oh my god wow you have a *really* nice body! me, with my gown hiked up and held under my chin while i’m being assisted on to the toilet: thank you but i feel so bloated right now 😂

even boy women with da kitty gotta pay the piper (ie finish the semester) 😮‍💨

normal behavior includes finishing chemistry problem sets while waiting to be discharged

peak girl breakfast is miralax followed by black coffee with collagen powder creamer

*quietly chanting to myself* peach peach peach

aw hell yeah my nurse is getting me a turkey sandwich

me: got a pussy also me: scooping whey protein isolate and collagen powder into a little concoction before bed

it’s really cool how you can cat nap for what feels like an hour and then look up at the clock and it’s been 4 minutes

and now for my newest trick, i will demonstrate the malleability of the flesh

Sludge, in many ways, is peak girl dinner

i’ve made a huge mistake, it turns out that drinking 12oz of water mixed with 30g of supplemental collagen peptides and fucking raw amino acids is revolting

like this is just upsettingly good music and it’s a good thing i’m not 20 years old anymore open.spotify.com/track/6u9mlB...

if anyone was making dream pop as good as it’s being made now back when i was in college it probably would have killed me

WHI study in 2001: HRT reduces all-cause mortality but CEE+progestins have a marginal increase in the risk of breast cancer, but not mortality male Dr in 2024: we need to take all women off HRT and stop their pharma shill doctors! estrogen is literally evil and kills you! drink soy milk instead!

“anprim sam harris” is, if i may say so, way too funny an epithet for you to not watch at least 2 minutes of this video to see what i mean

i don’t like the “trans people only discourse so much because we’re ✨all traumatized✨” narrative i see from time to time. that is not true. i scream at people online because it is fun

it is concerning how many leftists think that modern agriculture isn't needed and miss how much of a miracle it is that we (for the most part) don't need to worry about the supply of food and why that is (the distribution can sometimes be an issue, but even that is easily solvable vs even 100y ago)

okay so i watched this and it’s great what he’s doing for his community with the disused land he more or less inherited, but soft-spoken anprim Sam Harris here seems distressingly close to promoting an eco-fascist billions must die ideology of retvrn to land stewardship youtu.be/dynQV-oKM0E

study the following diagram of ren, then use the diagram to answer the following questions

STEAL HIS FIT

it’s actually so cool how you can be a girl but dress like a boy and adopt an uncommon and not particularly gendered name and all of a sudden people think you’re transmasc

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