@lathrys.at is trying to gaslight me into believing that brown isn’t real

currently convincing @sara.meangirls.online that brown isn’t a real color (it’s just orange)

gonna make some cucumber kimchi

the great overwhelming joy of “i am able to read and understand things”

i also got my barbell RDLs up to 215 lbs for sets of 8, almost made my way back to 2 plates

omfg everything hurts so much

goddamn water tastes good when you’re thirsty

i’ve felt like i’m going to vomit for the past hour

i started taking 10g of creatine a day and my leg press shot up another 40 lbs, i’m up to 690 lbs for sets of 8

looking at medical/anatomical drawings of pelvic floor anatomy on a mid-sagittal plane, for some reason the anus of one sex is gratuitously gaped while that of the other is not i have no idea why but i’m laughing so fucking hard right now

burritos are a kind of pre-workout

burritos are a massive fucking success holy shit

going back in time to medieval brussels with the yummy, less sulfurous sprouts seeds and blowing everyone’s fucking minds with the produce of my vegetable garden

me posting about being horny is not an invitation to reply, it is in fact an anti-invitation to reply and i don’t really get why people assume otherwise anyway that’s why i don’t usually post like that, i am dummy and forget that nobody can be trusted to be normal on the internet back to usual ren

unreasonably excited for burritos

agp cis woman coded behavior: sat on the edge of my bed and looked at myself in the mirror as i [redacted] with my hitachi

when i saw this artwork of eve for the first time a couple years ago i immediately knew i was meant to be a pear-shaped woman with small tits

GIVE ME MY LAB RESULTS. TELL ME HOW MUCH TESTOSTERONE IS IN MY BLOOD. COME OUT AND FACE ME LIKE A MAN.

bumper cars is a form of yuri

do you ever think about how much of your life has been contingent on one company or another’s queue event handling latency?

if i end up with the number of these i expect (about 14-15), i think the tally on cost is like $3.50 per burrito tops and that’s with not especially cheaply sourced ingredients

burrito assemblage

can you imagine living in late victorian era britain and having your gay awakening at the variety show by hand of the only masc presenting dyke for 500 miles?

2002 was the height of degeneracy, truly, when the BBC aired a 3 part lesbian m4m force-masc period drama mini-series with lots of explicit sesbian lex

it’s catch up on discourse day welcome to catch up on discourse day, what’s old and new today hmm? oh it’s “people have crashed out for four straight days because sara was a rascal and continue to willfully misread clear and unambiguously trans-liberatory statements as transmedicalist” day? damn bro

rensday isn't real and it can't hurt me

if zohran mamdani's electoral victory proves anything, it's that heretico-gnostic spinozhuangism with tiantai characteristics will win

@sarasoci.al going “i haven’t been suuuper rascally… just a little bit” in a such pouty voice i could picture her going 👉👈 is maybe the cutest thing i’ve heard her say

doing the thing (making a fuckton of burritos)

the problem with cigarettes isn’t that they’re bad for you per se (lots of things are bad for you), it’s that they’re bad for you ~and~ you look undeniably cool smoking them

coffee time who else making that coffee where my bean fiends at

it's hard work being God's sleepiest soldier and also God's least willing soldier to go to bed early

eepy

i love windows. you can do things like install an update and it breaks your password login. why? just because!

¡itadakimasu batman, it’s jason bourne!

@utopia-defer.red i’m thinking of getting on the meal-prep frozen burrito train, got any tips?

i am the least brainwormed among us, i assure you

the entire post-hardcore scene is literally five boys with big wig collections in 20 different bands together pretending to be different people

one of my toxic traits is that i’d really like to read tumblr discourse on such things as “were the Amazons misandrist?”, “how do i avoid ancient greek bigotry against centaurs?” and “let’s talk about the problematic sexualization of dryads”

YOOOO a Very Large Man ™️ just gave me big props as i was leaving the gym for moving that much weight

barbell RDLs for 5 sets of 8 at 205lbs feeling really good, glutes are engaging well

i feel like i’m going to vomit

i think i need to increase my load on leg press. i just finished my last set at 650lbs for 10 reps after 4 sets of 8 at 640lbs

there’s beans in that water and they make you go fast

pretty sure if i combined enough creatine and caffeine in a pre-workout i could just quantum tunnel from home to the gym

more women should get their fashion sense from completely indistinguishable post-hardcore bands consisting of 4-5 boys

for the lesbians it’s important context to know as you scroll this thread that i basically dress like a boy in a 4-5 piece post-hardcore band but i’m a girl so it’s extra cool

every post-hardcore band consisting of 4-5 boys in oversize pants, thick crew-neck sweaters, and beanies is the exactly same, but i love each of them differently

old lady perception of gender is to be cherished and treasured and protected at all costs