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So, ByteDance keeps the advertising and TikTok Shop, and the US gets to control the algo and gets customer data? Well that's awful.

You have a few days to stock up on your FSKJKNDAS at Ikea.

I bought a very cheap vintage automatic men’s Timex watch on EBay and I cannot tell you the joy it brings me to look at my watch during the day. More than my Apple Watch *ever* could. Anyway. This is your reminder that daily little joys are worth it.

The rapture a time-zone based thing? Or is it more like during the daylight, so we can see who is elevated?

Every SCOTUS ruling feels like America slowly writing its own obituary in Comic Sans.

I cannot be expected to work with the symphony of snoring behind me in my office

Kenny Powers got rocked again

People are so fucking exhausting sometimes.

Is it ridiculous? Absolutely yes. Did I get tickets to the Taylor Swift album release movie? Also yes.

Watching Ballerina tonight and the main thing about the John Wick universe is apparently every NPC goes to raves every night

Anyone who knows anything about specialized hiring knows this will absolutely destroy multiple industries.

How far do your eyes roll when people defend Kimmel's firing with "but Hunter Biden's laptop story?!?!" Because it's pretty far for me, personally. Like a medical problem.

Everyone at my funeral better have a venti iced matcha with non-dairy vanilla sweet cream.

Three days with the iOS Liquid Glass update and the call screening function has literally changed my life for the better.

Clay Higgins sent a letter to Bluesky and other social media sites threatening investigations if they don't censor speech critical of Charlie Kirk. They don't even know who Jay is because they addressed her as "gentleman." clayhiggins.house.gov/wp-content/u...

Still relishing how my kids' questions to ChatGPT show up in my search history.

No one can convince me this hasn't been a Nathan Fielder prank that's gone too far

It’s not what the law is, but what Trump desperately wishes the law to be (but only for him).

Watched Interstellar with the kids and if you were wondering, that movie and score still absolutely slap. The kids deemed it one of the best movies we’ve seen.

it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

#SCOTUS all-but overruled a unanimous, 90-year-old precedent through an unexplained "administrative" stay this morning, and that's only the second-most-problematic thing it did before lunchtime.

Oldest’s last basketball game was in early July. First game of the new season is tomorrow. He just found his dirty jersey in his sports bag. Ugh.

The country is so poorly run we can’t receive packages from overseas anymore, and I’m not sure it makes the top 10 of the administration’s dumbest, unforced errors

Forty-three today. Reminding myself that aging is a gift. Each year seems to get a little better.

Literally Oldest this summer. I still get surprised when I hear him talk every now and then.

"Actually, the Kamado Joe GC job is better than this one, according to YouTube reviews."

How far has my night derailed if I’m watching Hot Tub Time Machine (again)?

For the Doomers who keep asking “What does it matter?” whenever people challenge illegal activities in court, this is why. They followed the court order.

Either way, at least we finally woke up.

don't want to let it slip under the radar that racist law prof amy wax lost her discrimination suit against penn and will be suspended from teaching this year

You asked me to confirm Trump sightings Went through all pool reports. This is the last activity involving second party that confirmed that this occurred. “On background from a WH Official: Can confirm the President has spoken with Governor Walz. Wed, 12:32pm ET”

Wasn’t online last night and I don’t think it’s true, but the hopeful, back of my mind thinks “MAYBE…….” Anyway, maybe it’s time to put our good bottle of champagne in the fridge. Just in case.

Replaying video from when he got COVID just to feel something

Couch floofs in their natural camouflage

Would love to thank Past JJ for thinking that scheduling a mediation on the Friday before Labor Day wouldn't be soul crushing.

oh. don't call it that

Oh my GOD Jerry Jones what are you DOING

Now we all just need that second piece of news that we’ve all been excitedly waiting for

2026: Checo’s Revenge

My finest moment: seeing the text from a friend about Taylor and Travis while I was talking on a conference call, gasping mid sentence, and having to explain to coworkers what happened.

Linkedin removed this post lol

Our family had three severely immunocompromised-compromised adults (two of which were elderly) and the vaccine allowed my children to see their family more often and to get back to a semi-normal life in 2021. Heartbreaking.

If you told me that the only reason Kohl’s still exists is because it’s a massive money laundering operation, I would believe you. At this point, it’s just a large Amazon return spot.

I’m rich because my kids now understand the joy of a sweet treat and spending a Sunday afternoon at the bookstore

A woman was selling “Frenchie” puppies in the parking lot of our town square today, and the kids got an unexpected lesson on the evils of backyard breeders. Scare quotes because these “Frenchies” weren’t even the same universe as French Bulldog breed standards.

Yesterday was Youngest’s 12th birthday and I’m slightly bereft and yet overjoyed at the passage of time.