Me: “How many times can you remember me being all pumped up for an important UT game on a Saturday night and then being disappointed in the result?” Husband: “Almost every time. I can’t remember a big win.” And that’s being a Texas fan.

I am, humbly, a very good home cook. But nothing—NOTHING—hits like Wing Stop after a day spent moving furniture and boxes and eaten while watching football.

Truly don’t know who I want to lose more in the OU/Alabama game.

Jamelle was cooking. Gift link: www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/o...

ouroboreos

Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like: saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3 and a worker tier whose emails are like: Dear Jim, First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…

I wrote on Nico Harrison's legacy as the guy that made the dumbest trade in NBA history. www.sportingnews.com/us/nba/dalla...

Good riddance to Nico Harrison, the personification of everything that’s going on. Blew up something good because he didn’t understand it and it didn’t conform to his vision of toughness. One of the clearest pictures of Everyone Is 12 Now ever produced. Untold damage to my psyche. Enjoy podcasting.

Good fucking riddance

Our long national nightmare comes to an end

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

Who knew that all it would take to make me the world’s biggest Verstappen fan was McLaren.* *and the continued travesty at Ferrari

Got in my Uber in Vegas and the driver immediately turned on country music. So this is what it’s like to be profiled.

My favorite serial story happening right now in the US is how Jaylen Brown’s hairline is attacking other players.

*man passes out* Onlooker: thank goodness! The person in charge of American healthcare is here! RFK Jr: first of all who here is circumcised?

I'm not linking to that NYT piece today, but of all the horrible parts of it, this was the worst. This was an explanation of "female vices" in the workplace and LET ME JUST TELL YOU...

Mr. Zohran, as mayor I call on you to arrest Brian Daboll and Jaxson Dart.

Speaking from Christo-fascist school board ground zero: YES. Do not let them get a hold of your local school boards. The shenanigans and self-dealing that occurs is unbelievable. Local votes matter so much.

It's nice NOT being the team that makes everyone say "What?! Wow." for once.

It’s Shut The Fuck Up Tuesday this week, folks

i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney

I truly don’t understand what SWA is doing, strategy-wise, with their decisions recently. Just give out Biscoffs like the rest of them.

Can't overstate how fucked up it is that unraveling what is arguably the greatest achievement in the history of humanity is now a motivating issue of one of the two dominant parties in the U.S.

When life seems to actually be slowing down and you’re in a groove, there’s always a curve ball.

Receiving these texts is a better high than any chemical compound will ever give me.

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

I tapped out on this so fast. Nothing Veep did ever made me cringe as hard as this video.

So....they want outside counsel at $60/hour.

I’m very here for the Mariachi F1 theme

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We kept getting snakes in the bottom of the soaker tub in our primary bath. Little snakes, but: snakes. When we remodeled the bathroom, we realized the prior homeowners placed the tub drain on a a hole in the dirt eventually leading to pipes but had several feet of just…open dirt hole.

There's a former, v v v v good NFL player's kid in the same grade as mine and I was standing next to the former player at a school event last night. You don't realize how enormous these men are until you're next to them. And I'm not small by any means! But they're huge. Groundbreaking news, I know.

The amount of times I have showed up to a mandatory settlement conference in federal court and my opposing counsel has not brought their client--despite really strict instructions that clients are required to attend--is a lot higher than you'd think.

Look I’m not blaming anyone I’m just asking if anyone has checked the British Museum for the Louvre’s jewels

Starting a new experiment and creating an Insta just for photography and linking to my galleries/portfolios. The goal is posting at least once a day for a while. If you're interested (and kind!), check it out. www.instagram.com/thefineprint...

Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."

For shits and gigs, I asked ChatGPT to create a "Career Day" presentation for when I talk at Oldest's career day at school. The end result was very promising. I can see why AI will soon take my job.

On top of everything else about living in Texas in 2025, why does it still have to be 90 fucking degrees every day? Check on your friends who hate summer. They're not okay.

It took literally 20 seconds to do this. UT grads - please sign.

Pacheco runs like he has no idea what to do after he catches it

Forever finding my happy place cooking dinner alone, singing along loudly (poorly) to music, and drinking a glass of wine.

Love to anyone for whom today is a celebration, an opportunity, or you’re still waiting for the right time to live your life as you want. Take your time. We’ll be here for you when it’s right for you.

Til Gabriel blows his horn

Becoming a person who yells “throw the ball already” at the TV

ARE YOU HABEAS CORPUS?

Truly who could have foreseen Bill Belichick absolutely flaming out as a failure in college football?

Sooooo honest question - is there a not-the-obvious meaning for the symbol on this ring?

Good thing I’ve always been a Baker Mayfield stan