Sitting in the hair salon chair, so I’ve clearly never felt uglier. What is this scientific phenomenon?

Starting Widow’s Bay tonight and if there’s one thing you’re going to get from AppleTV, it’s some fucking production quality

Why though

Joseph Rakofsky

Literally the entire point. Lots of people, TONS of people, have kids who aren't "good enough" to justify paying extortionate amounts to play sports. But as kids get older, there are no other options for them to play non-varsity/rec leagues and they naturally just self-select out of the sport.

Look, it physically pains me to agree with Clay Travis but he's right. (And, brace yourselves, Lalas is stupid and wrong). I have a very, very strong hobby horse with all the things wrong with youth sports today, as someone who believes participating in sports is one of the best things for kids.

One under-appreciated part of the Trump administration is the absolute pure chaos he can cause the market and companies (who employ people) when he randomly spouts off like this. Imagine you find out via a skeet that your company's property is purportedly being licensed without your knowledge.

I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him

Okay but @wstafrican.bsky.social, Zendaya’s latest archival look is somehow even better than the gown. Law Roach is on a generational run right now

Even my teenage boys are not this cringey

It’s always a Bernie bro. (Screenshot for posterity)

Not with a bang but with a whimper

That goal on the US was the basketball equivalent of being posterized

I mean, other than the obvious, Ken Paxton also says heyyyyyyy

You're laughing... I can't withdraw my Bonk from Kraken and you're laughing?

ehhhhhhhhhh............................ I think so many things can be true at once, the core lesson being "anything Trump touches is corrupted," but also existing within FIFA is existing within corruption

Okay but who actually is cheering for England

This is somehow even more fun than the Argentina/CV game

Every week while watching the dragon extinction show, I get upset about dragons in danger

I’m sorry but the Ninja Slushi is my entire personality now. What do you mean I can make frozen limoncello spritzes?

Lol bsky.app/profile/thea...

Classic Ferrari race strategy

Browsing the pictures from the Great American State Fair people refusing to evacuate and steeling myself to see my family members who are there currently.

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God what a heart breaker

As a soccer fan for the past 14 days, that was the prettiest goal I’ve seen

Holy shit this game!!

I guess the wedding was charming if a little gauche

Just the Kendrick verse of Like That.

America, fuck yeah! Coming through the save the mother fucking day, yeah

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

10 minutes? Truly the fix is in

As a soccer expert for the past two weeks, I don’t think that’s a red card

USA!

Can't wait for this to be decided on the shadow docket on an unsigned opinion

I see a lot of “so-and-so is a birthright citizen” because their parents weren’t citizens when they were born on American soil. But the truth is, we’re all birthright citizens, unless we have been naturalized.

I LOVE AIR CONDITIONING. I am so grateful for ac. I am so blessed to have ac. I wish everyone had ac. Everyone deserves air conditioning.

I was 6' tall when I was 12. Naturally, I was pretty good at sports where height was an advantage. Based on how much bigger and stronger I was than most girls my age, I have no doubt that I would have faced the same accusations.

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See, people always want to make this just about "sports," but the real upshot here is that, 6-3, trans women can't make a claim under the Equal Protection Clause. And if they can't do that, it's hard to see how they have constitutional rights.

Bye, bitch

SAM ALITO IS RETIRING: www.npr.org/2026/06/30/n...

Husband mentioned that he doesn’t find Daemond attractive and I had to explain it’s purely a vibe with our morally grey Targaryan king

Sometimes I feel the call to make bread and it actually turns out well.

What’s something that’s guaranteed to make you cry every time you hear it and why does mine start with “In 2017, Charles LeClerc lost his father…”

We’re watching Sheep Detectives tonight. I’ve been told it’s so much better than it seems.