Oldest has his eighth grade graduation today and 1) I can't believe I will have a kid in high school and 2) I literally could not be more proud of the people my boys are becoming.

Painting over a meaningful, historic piece of art in favor of an enormously corrupt organization feels too on the nose to even be real. I am legitimately depressed by this. It’s awful.

This isn’t funny. Waymo’s only do this when they are in distress something is wrong.

Every time I open Bluesky,

Sitting the dealership all morning while my car is being serviced and working, and even though I had my airpods in and am listening to a book, the sounds from First Take still keep creeping in. I feel my IQ dropping.

just turned into the golf and the very first thing I saw was Bryson DeChambeau, already 4 over before noon on Thursday, hitting from somebody's front porch

I wrote about this in my newsletter but it's pretty funny how LIV actually did recruit a bunch of the world's golfers at the time, and almost all of them immediately got way worse at golf after joining the "make more money to play less golf on easier courses" tour sports.beehiiv.com/p/today-in-s...

I also don’t do my own car maintenance because my time is valuable and I don’t want to learn it. I also don’t sew my own clothes.

They’re like emergency responders who put on their siren and rush to the scene whenever Black people are trying to get representation

The peculiar shame of applying self-tanner and spending the night looking like Tan Mom and hoping it turns out well in the morning

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

We went and saw Devil Wears Prada 2 today (it’s what I asked for) and it was literally everything I wanted from the movie. Is it a great movie? Absolutely not. Did I happily spend the two hours or whatever watching it and not caring about life? Absolutely yes.

We’re really living in a South Park episode

Watching House of Dynamite tonight and the anxiety of thinking about this situation in 2026 is almost overwhelming

“AI-native law firm,” I whisper while signing up for Claude enterprise

Great Pyrenees: no thoughts, just vibes

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S2 finale of Paradise and we guessed the sci-fi twist but I still really enjoyed it

Oh come ON lol omg

Indictments with texts AND memes AND Biglaw? It's like Christmas morning for me.

A win for free speech, a loss for Matt Taibbi.

Fun guessing game: which law firm was I referring to?

I've got a doozy for you

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Sometimes a public, loving intervention is the only way to correct your friends

No cat hijinks during this episode (thanks for nothing, LARRY) but still a ton of laughter

It would be quite meta for a bot to be arguing about the evils of vibe-coding with AI

A must read - especially for anyone who knows people still active in the SBC but with their heads in the sand. And as an allegory for everything wrong with this country in 2026.

Anxiety Picanha

Season 2 of Paradise having the end of world news break during the announcement of a Castellanos home run is a little touch that made my week

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It's empty, you say? CAT: That's right. IC: And has it ever not been empty? C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not. IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that's- C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not

We’re in the coat blow out phase right now and everything I own is covered in dog hair

And I, as a lawyer, am supposed to take anything this guy says seriously? We’re supposed to pretend lawyers who belong in a padded room are just fellow professionals with a different point of view.

How Volodymr Zelenskyy manages to survive in a literal war without a ballroom to keep him safe is just shocking to me.

This is so deeply, deeply embarrassing. What happens when courts and state bars don’t actually “self-regulate” like we say we do. All this performance for one man, whose brain is the equivalent of moldy mayonnaise left out in the sun for days.

BITCH! 😩😂🤣

Even worse: they don’t because the press and politicians actually had law enforcement protecting them

Among everything else, the lightning here is insane and the sky is green. Spring storms in the plains.

Reddit lawyers killing it the past 24 hours

The barber shop where Oldest is getting a haircut is blasting divorced dad rock and honestly? These songs will always be a vibe.

I am, yet again, begging lawyers not to have privileged conversations in public when it’s very easy to discern who your client is. Yes, that includes the airport.

I had not heard Hasan Piker’s name until…three weeks ago? And I am among the *most* online. Maybe it’s an age thing partially, as well. I’d die before going to Twitch.

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Flying home from NYC and it reminds me when, years ago, a bunch of execs and us lawyers at one of my past companies came out to the city to meet with bankers. We were getting out of our car service (a BMW SUV) and the woman next to me was getting out and didn't look to see if any cars were coming...

Same, Claude. Wish I could just put this sign up at work.

Hush little Donnie don’t make a scene Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen

OF COURSE Alex Spiro represents MrBeast LLC

It takes some audacity or cluelessness for a massive law firm to host a manel at the firm's massive conference in 2026.

Apparently hotels are still charging for WiFi access? Wildly out of date, my god