Sigh. This shit isn't funny and implying someone is gay for lolz is Babylon Bee-level "humor"

I have a few regrets. But worth it.

Rare midweek impromptu date night because of unexpected good news and it was *just* what I needed to help make it through January. Check back on me tomorrow AM and whether this was a wise choice.

If we all start going "That isn't Donald Trump, that's clearly a body double" I bet we can make everyone in the White House lose their minds within a week. But we have to _commit_ to it.

Oh shit. Maybe I’ll take this Winter Storm watch seriously now.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

I feel so bad for anyone who finds out it happened while in a place where they need to exercise decorum, caution or restraint. I'll tell you right now that if anything happens to me and then you get an alert during my funeral, you interrupt the rabbi right away. Brighten everyone's day.

Just heard “Riley Gaines is Karoline Leavitt’s Wario” and I am deceased

As a parent, this is a genuinely insane thing to think about your baby. Just complete poster’s madness writ large

I'm not actually taking her seriously, but do you know how so many of us became godless? Because we spent a lot of time in our formative years in a house of worship.

It is so goddamn embarrassing to live in this country

I have spent HOURS on my grandma hobby today. I cannot recommend enough an analog grandma hobby for mental health.

CJ Stroud walking into the #Texans locker room at halftime

The refs are my op when it comes to sports photography, but maybe this one belongs on a Hinge profile

I am so happy Blue Sky hit sports critical mass

Something tells me I am the only mom driving around my wildly, Christian nationalist suburb, blasting the new A$AP Rocky album. New quick favorite is Stole Ya Flow.

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

I'm wearing a sweatshirt with a giant yellow lab on it that says MOLTO BENE over it, black fleece leggings, and slippers and thinking of that random DudeBrahLawyer back on Twitter/X that always talked about how lawyers needed to dress in suits to do our best work

Ever see what the heads of men look like on a flight back from Turkey? Very different from the flight to Turkey.

Lots and lots of weight lifting. Unabashedly enjoying time with my family and loved ones. Part of fascism is stealing joy. Don’t let them take your joy.

North Texas drinking game: take a shot every time Jason Lee Van Dyke's name pops up in seemingly unrelated white supremacist stories

it's actually very urgent! thanks!

Props to the lady giving an interview in her pink UFFDA hat and saying, "well, gosh, I've never had tear gas and flashbangs shot at me, but I'm happy to take it so my neighbors are safe."

Peri Peri checking tonight. If you’re not making this regularly, you’re missing out.

If you need a pick me up from the relentlessly negative news of the day, find the video of Pete Hegseth doing kettlebell swings. That dude has never brought a woman pleasure.

There are certain companies that I've come across, both in a professional and consumer way, that spark joy when I see them struggle or fail. The truly funny part is how so many people in Dallas who have interacted professionally with these companies feel the same way.

I know people on Bsky know this but I hope it filters out: The feds are OCCUPYING the Twin Cities. This is a blockade, a siege. They are shutting down economic and civic activity. They are conducting "papers please" stops. They are criminalizing being a bystander/witness. You could be next.

I love when @chrisgeidner.bsky.social gets feisty in his replies

Anyway, like we said in this week’s episode - ALL of the issues [gestures broadly] right now are related to gender issues. Oh we’re The View with a podcast? Just say your mom wouldn’t sleep with you. It would be easier.

To be clear - this implies that if you're what they deem a "smug" woman, you deserve to be shot in the face three times

Pablo is one of the best out right now. Love it. Speaking as a (much much much) smaller creator, I really enjoy when @badlawyerpod.bsky.social gets feedback that we 1) either chit chat too much before we get to the main story or 2) discuss politics too much. It's *our* podcast. Start your own.

At least Rodgers can go home to his loving wife who definitely exists but you wouldn’t know because she goes to another school

Can a hater die of schadenfreude? Tonight we may find out, watching this game

New unscheduled episode from @badlawyerpod.bsky.social today! Too much was happening and this was also processing some feelings about.....everything. Also! A teaser major announcement in the pod episode today! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...

Youngest is having another MRI today and learning having anxiety means worrying your body spontaneously grew metal inside of it without you knowing

Youngest just described Walton Goggins as “who’s the guy with the terrible hairline” if you want to know if kids are brutal still.

Okay I just tuned in - who are the voice announcers on the Golden Globes?

Obviously he doesn’t have the authority to do this, but if you ever want to completely evaporate the available credit to Americans, this is a great start.

These types of weekends are my favorite weekends, but it's the hope that gets you.

If you are anxious and sad about the state of the world, that's fine, and there are plenty of strategies for dealing with that. But I think you already know that drive-by online dooming isn't a strategy. It's selfish and adolescent. It's a contagion that only spreads the worst of you, not the best.

This is literally nonsense and word salad. Sincerely, Someone who has intimate knowledge of the GSEs and mortgage industry

If you're in North Texas and still looking for a puppy, please consider Buddy! He's still available for adoption and he's snoozing next to me as I type this. www.facebook.com/canerossores... Application here: www.canerossorescue.org/adoption-app...

New episodes are back! We discuss grandma hobbies and Tom Goldstein. Also, fuck ICE.

Today is good day to life heavy things and put them back down and repeat. Time to channel the rage and sadness and anger.

Tonight on @cbsnews.com: WHEELS OF TERROR: How American extremists are using cars to put our brave and dedicated first responders in danger.

If you don't want to watch a snuff film, turn off Autoplay in your settings now.

👀 For several reasons!

Even against insider trading, the house always wins

The books this year? The books were good. You know I was dissociating from reality more when I increased from last year by over 20 books and beating my goal by 18.