Funemployment really got me doing what I call the necessary but not urgent to-do’s. Just ran the dishwasher AND washer with their respective cleaners. The rubber seal in front load washers does get pretty gross though.

Graysky is broken. Are there any other alternative iOS apps for accessing Bluesky? (Trying to help my fellow Mississippi folks who don't use VPNs).

One of the main things that scares me about this “research” into autism and acetaminophen is: what else are they working on? Would they try to link oral contraceptives to something, for example? We have never not been in scary territory w/this administration but it can always get worse. All the time

I cannot imagine how it feels to be the family member of a victim of gun violence and seeing one very violent gun death being treated this way while you’ve been fighting for years to get someone to care about your loved one.

No Outlook to check. No Teams sounds.

OMG!!!!!

So do we know who kept trying to help Trump pronounce acetaminophen correctly at the press conference? 💀💀💀

What if that gentleman from the political dynasty family went and dealt with his truly awful family trauma instead of using the healthcare infrastructure to try to kill us?

Super excited for holiday tv romcoms. Will they be terrible? Yes. Do I need that type of terrible? Also yes.

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

I literally don’t even be knowing where the Tylenol is until it’s “medically necessary” lmao when would it not be medically necessary? God I hate this. (This being everything.)

Oh Sinclair is still on their bullshit

They never intended for it to make any sense

Scrolling slowly through IG reels and I hear “come with me as I fly while I I have a warrant out for my arrest” LMAOOOOO

I just got a friend request on MyFitnessPal. I didn’t know you could get friend requests.

This Jon Hamm and Jen Aniston sex scene on The Morning Show is…sexy.

Whoa!!!!

I’m so excited to do 30 days of scary movies! I need to make my list though lol

Two more minutes of summer.

I told my dad about this rapture and he said how come no one in his neighborhood is giving away stuff 🤣🤣🤣

He smoked them in some brunch boots and a trench coat. I’m wheezing.

It’s a good thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will be gainfully employed again next week.

the NikeSKIMS promo is good even though the collection itself is boring.

3 hours until I am unemployed 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I’m so deep into rapture tiktok

I’ve seen people spiral so much because they want some significant purpose to make it all matter. I’m always thinking: you, 1 of 8+ billion in a vast universe that we don’t fully understand, do not need to make it that complicated.

Why so many helicopters this morning

Fireworks for ~him at someone’s funeral.

They need to stop bonding with this kid like this 😭😭😭 #taskhbo

LMAO

I'm working to my Seasonal Affective Sauce playlist tonight. It's the equinox, gentle reminder that music can help you crawl through the darkness, so get to curatin.

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

What do people do the day after when there’s no rapture? Like just go to work and clock in?

Way too easy to waste away on the couch

It’s fantastic. It’s just the begging that I don’t like lol

Bradley’s brother did January 6th???? Lmaoo. I shouldn’t be surprised. #themorningshow

Uh I remember it! I loved that show. Watched religiously.

Made the mistake of asking someone if he only hates the Eagles because they’re better than his team 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wow

I did my exit interview with HR on and I was polite but honest. These last few weeks have been incredibly and unnecessarily hard simply because people don’t like that we’re leaving.

My dad called me to ask me who Candace Owens is and why she’s harassing Brigitte Macron. Thankful everyday my dad is not One of Them.

It’s awful but it will bring her closer to financially ruining CO I hope.

Another Sunday, another perfect Devonta Smith double breasted suit

I’m not saying I can be bribed. But I’m also NOT saying that you shouldn’t show up here with the exact balance of my student loans in some suitcases.

I know some of you will roll your eyes but I’ve been so busy trying to wrap up things at work before my last day that I have not even had time for oysters??? 🤣🤣 bitch we getting oysters today!

What the fuck did I just read? Also these folks are deifying this man and creating a new cult even though they’re already in a cult for that old orange man.

One of my fluffier goals over the next year is to build a more classic and timeless jewelry collection but also keeping “sustainability” and “ethics” in mind. I really need to get back into estate sales

Lmaoo damn Corey really beat Cybil. #themorningshow

About to go do it in the gym. Thank you for the support 😛

Today is September 21st.