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The racial commentary in Welcome to Derry is fascinating.

Democrats love being the frog carrying the scorpion across the river.

Especially with terrible fucking people on the other side.

I’m taking a break from the elliptical as cardio so I’m back to running which I haven’t done consistently like this since January. Running is just so hard on the body, especially my body LOL, so I think I’m only doing it until winter starts.

i think they should let Ms Rachel design a squid games for Mr Beast specifically

So glad I had a jar of Rao’s marinara here. Was in the mood for spaghetti!

I saw a sentence in an article about how SNAP recipients are managing and it said someone was trying to decide if driving to a food pantry was worth the gas money. It really stuck with me and I can’t stop thinking about it. I am so angry and heartbroken. This country is just so shameful.

If you need food, check out plentifulapp.com for local distribution

Charge my uterus with attempted murder because wtf

If you give gift cards to a food bank, they appreciate it when you bring the receipts to show them that they’re actually filled and for how much ✅🧾

Everyone’s lips are so chapped from kissing so much ass.

Oh. My. GODDDDDDDD. #AllHerFault

These Bumble ads with real-life couples are actually really sweet ❤️

Why this dude always look like he’s been caught shoplifting

I’m watching All Her Fault and Dakota Fanning’s character called her husband out on his always trying to find out when parenting ends for him. Like I think he was asking her if she’d be home for bath time. I am not even a parent and I am annoyed. I know a lot of moms deal with that, which sucks.

A few weeks ago I zoomed with a group of high school students and their adult mentor to discuss taking social action. I am thrilled to report that this group of 10 students raised $10,000 in two weeks to support their local food pantry. They sent me a photo and it has them all jumping and I tear up.

I don’t care who threads my brows at the shop but the older woman is definitely the most precise. My eyes be watering 🤣

LMAOOOOO my god

love having a work phone now because it really be out of sight, out of mind. People often see it as meaning there’s more access to you but that shit stays in my work bag from the time I get home until like 8am the next morning lmao. It was totally different when Teams and Outlook were on my personal

So what the fuck was all of this for?

I want oxtail bad

Uhhh I guess I didn’t realize this discovery was so ~recent

I can’t believe how much the price of my box of skinny pop increased

This is what happens when you took a job just to stay out of prison

My work retreat is next week and I will not complain if I get stuck in Mexico with a flight cancellation forreal lmao I just want to make it there

Unfortunately, the expensive skincare is working :(

Turbo Tax is really worse than a clingy ex-boyfriend

“Rude” is such a funny ass feature and label.

I haven’t done the Beyoncé run in over a year. Excited to see how it goes tomorrow! I’m in muuuuuch better shape.

This is just starting off crazy #allherfault

Why RFKJ run out like that????

I’m glad I’m Camera Off and muted on this call because I really laughed out loud

This is probably what Offred saw in the paper one day in the before times

Absolutely no coincidence that this is happening at a time when women have lost access to abortion services and some lost their jobs under DOGE. These conservative influencers want young women pregnant and trapped.

Hopefully Cuomo crawled back into whatever he crawled out of to do this.

Hopefully Cuomo crawled back into whatever he crawled out of to do this.

Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face and the guy was like “omg it was my fault for having a face!”

The jewelry designer who taught my metal stamping class recognized my Lagos bracelet. She said she interned with the company. People don’t actually bring up the brand or my bracelet to me but it’s really my favorite.

PLNT BURGER’s vegan “chili” is surprisingly good

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

of what

@jabriella.bsky.social we are watching All Her Fault, correct????

The girlies showed out!!!!

Bill Ackman is so broken he only wrote a two-sentence tweet about Mamdani’s win lmao

Did not realize until today that Debra Messing was like this?

From the day I got my naturalization certificate I vowed I would crawl over broken glass to cast my vote. No matter how jaded. How sad. How angry. I would always show up. I have nothing to lose but time for trying. Because sometimes you get nights like last night.

[Exit Clown.]

I know Bill Ackman is shaking and throwing up 🤣

Begging the universe to come through