I hate these goalies that won’t go 12 feet off their line to grab a free ball.

Is Pulisic playing?

Still relevant

this is incredible lmao jfc www.instagram.com/reel/DaQCjQ5...

Why bring Trent Alexander Arnold when you can get 45 minutes out of Reece James before his hamstrings exploded for 25th time in his career?

Thankfully we won’t have to watch Czechia play another game.

Aaah the live broadcast from Cape Verde being interrupted by the goal

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

👀 👀 👀

He should have tried heading it.

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Macallister shouldn’t play next week. I’m embarrassed by his behavior.

Is Szobo wearing Crocs?

If you shoot 100 0.03xg shots that’s worth 3xg!

Help our main man Mike keep doing great work.

There are rules on Meatwall™️ now?

“Isak, we want you to stand here when you never get the ball”

Get Cody Gakpo off my tv.

We’re making Cucuarella look like prime Dani Alves

Not seeing it talked about but in his last 45 minutes of football Mamardashvili has conceded two goals immediately after two of the worst kicks you will ever see.

“Huck shows great disrespect for the Court’s precedent in Dred Scott when aiding the fugitive Jim, presumably due to liberal indoctrination by the Widow Douglas.” www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/exc...

If Pickford’s arms were only two inches longer.

What happened to Alexis MacAllister? Shocking every week.

Saw that coming from a mile away

Tough potential final play in Jamie Benn’s Dallas career.

Tyler Myers’ and Jamie Benn’s careers should be coming to a close soon.

Selling Luis Diaz to play Cody Gakpo 100 minutes a game. Nice work FSG.

What a hit son!

So soft by Dom.

The Stars aren’t going far with the goalie play they’ve got in 2 out of 3 games so far.

POWWWWWWWWW

Mamardashvili having to punt it long every time he touches the ball doesn’t work. Went from Pickford to the back of our net in about 15 seconds.

Good thing we locked up Grav long term. Cant pass forward worth a shit or track a runner defensively.

I can’t see Marmardashvili starting for a team with European ambitions with passing as bad as his. This isn’t 2003.

We have 2 weeks off so I imagine Slot is going to go take a Rhine River cruise or some shit.

The second half from hell.

Spend £220m on strikers and get rinsed by 35 year old Danny Welbeck.

Curtis Jones didn’t make the 35 man shortlist for England. And recent performances show you why Tuchel was justified leaving him off.

Does Kash Patel still get to get blackout drunk in the 🇺🇸 locker room?

I would fire Slot and Hughes.

Remember Mane-Firmino-Salah? This is whatever the opposite of that was.

If you have dyed blond hair and play for Gala you are a diving cheat. The lot of them.

Liverpool impressively bad all over the pitch.

If Gakpo is required to start every game can we at least try him at right back?

Chiesa needs to go to MLS.

Slot’s team turning every tied game into chaos for the last 10-15 minutes of the game has turned out really poorly for the club this season. The opposite of control.

MEAT WALL 🥩 🧱