Arne’s hatred of using the squad costs us again.

No pen, no red, made offsides. This crew get paid to ref in the UAE yesterday?

Gakpo couldn’t score playing himself on FIFA.

Ibou ❤️

Mo is a black hole on the right and Cody is a black hole on the left.

Wirtz is a magician.

I’d take David Coote after a 72 hour bender over current day Simon Hooper.

Simon Hooper is a 🤡

Slot, Hughes, Edwards. All deserve blame for the underperformance. Disjointed mess of a season.

When Slot looks back on where it all went wrong; dropping 6 points at home against newly promoted clubs will be close to top of the list.

Fragility Monsters

We sold Luis Diaz so we could have 50 games of Cody Gakpo playing in Matrix bullet-time.

When was the last time Liverpool tied a game and looked capable of scoring a second? Last March?

How did selling the Mavericks to Miriam Adelson work out for you?

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.

Liverpool’s set play defending looks like the opposing team’s coach drew it up.

Bradley is a -200 betting favorite to get a yellow card or injury in every game.

This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him. I don’t know how else to say it…

Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.

What a goal!

Kerkez has passed the ball straight out bounds 3 times in the last 20 minutes. Looks like Adam Bogdan with the ball at his feet.

"It was a bad time for the empire... The Shogun just stayed inside his castle and he never came out. People said his brain was infected by devils" (RZA beat fades in) See sometimes you gotta flash 'em back

I think Slot might get fired by Friday.

Is Konate involved in a sports betting ring?

How in the world does Cody Gakpo start for Liverpool?

Are the players trying to get Slot fired? If so, try not to look so intentional.

cool 1 step lead off of 3rd base IKF.

@bencollins.bsky.social is this you in disguise?

Slot is getting out coached regularly this season. The setup is so defensively frail.

The scouts that recommended Kerkez

At least we won the coveted Transfer Window Trophy™️

You can easily block the official MAGA government accounts here. Do not engage them. Do not give them what they want.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

May we all never have to watch a game that ends with nine center backs on the field ever again.

Bradley makes every LW he goes against look like Vini Jr.

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"It is past time for both Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer to step down and step aside. This fascist moment, this age of Trump, demands outspoken, unrelenting and fearless opposition... we all deserve better." I make the case, in my latest for The Guardian, for new leadership:

Liverpool and Newcastle have now agreed a deal for Alexander Isak. #LFC will pay £125m, which will be a Premier League record outlay #NUFC www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...

🚨💣 BREAKING: Alexander Isak to Liverpool, here we go! Deal agreed now for £130m transfer fee. Record move for Premier League. Isak, on his way today for medical tests as new Liverpool player after long term deal agreed months ago. It was always ONLY Liverpool for Isak.

The best right back in world football!

Van Hecke has had a shocking game.

Thank god we have VAR. Said no one ever.

Liverpool have played awful today.

Gordon can’t believe it

Diogo Magic