Shakes the Clown is a cult classic in the same way Meet the Feebles is- Captivating while being nearly fucking unwatchable. But I absolutely LOVE the idea of a dive clown bar, just the saddest fucking place on earth.

54% of adults read below a 6th grade level. 20% struggle with a 3rd grade reading level. And those numbers are out of date. Anyone think they've improved?

"Never should've started feeding the goddamn elves."

Happy Earth Day! Walt Kelly’s iconic strip celebrating Earth Day appeared on April 22, 1971. His message has only become more relevant, and urgent, in the years that followed.

Sure, now the images load.

[adjusts reading glasses] I see the price is nice.

This is starting to become an evergreen post on Bluesky.

A crooked trail still gets you there—just slower.

mom wake up bluesky is shitting itself again

Bluesky shitting the bed again?

As a Linux Guy and LibreOffice fanatic, this news caused me to sit up and inhale as if about to give a whole fucking speech. I shall restrain myself, however. This time.

Me: "Why is there a Bode babe on this cover?" Also me: "oh, riiiiight."

This is a public accountability post. The % of my TMNT comics that haven't been boarded and bagged is... Shameful. I'm working to correct the situation now. I appreciate your patience and grace in this matter.

Starting to think if I sell the board games/minis I'll have enough room in the truck to haul the rest and (maybe) even afford the trip... But I'm literally going somewhere where I might actually get to PLAY games... Sophie's choice ass bullshit.

Me trying to be normal

next article on reddit's front page where I found this makes it even better

Gentlemen, this is capitalism manifest! What is the charge? Enjoying a product? A perfectly legal product?

Barbara down there lookin straight out of Stranger Things.

Anyone collecting MTG ephemera out there? I've got a poster advertising the ESPN2 coverage of the 1999 world championships and the championship decks.

All those "show us what you looked like ten years ago" or "show your green art/animal art/art of women" memes are being used to train AI

Ah yes, that horribly subversive pile of smut *checks notes* "James and the Giant Peach".

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK "Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.” ~ Jeff Zentner

At a certain point piracy and rogue archivism becomes a higher calling. While massive corporations are allowed to ingest the world's knowledge for their sludge machines without repercussion- I'll be damned if I'm gonna catch shade for fuck-all.

"So anyway, I started blasting!"

My Battletech collection just got a LOT more portable.

Let's Play Final Fantasy Mystic Quest Part-11 Completed Easy Mode (Finale) www.youtube.com/watch?v=c72K... #Vauldemare #FinalFantasyMysticQuest #FinalFantasy #MysticQuest #SquareSoft #snes #RetroGaming #RetroGames

... Okay that's awesome.

Seriously, a decent 3d printer and your cell phone can outperform ANYTHING Full Moon had in the 90s- the idea that we aren't constantly being bombarded by teenage produced sci-fi mecha movies is baffling to me.

"Albert Band? Is he related to Dave Matthews Band?"

My husband's version of Happy Wife Happy Life is knowing that at some point I will be showing him a vintage/replica K67 kiosk I found up for auction, and telling him it's already on its way to our house.

MST3K 1302- Robot Wars is up on YouTube RN. It behooves you to go find out. youtu.be/TaumyTApZMI

Duck duel

SQUEEEEEEEE

... I've never wanted to posess anything so much in my entire life.

A Re/Introduction:

Dead Mail could have been three different movies and every one of them would have been better for it. It's a decent flick, but 20-30 minutes in you're like "wait, are we not getting back to... Really? This is the movie? Damn it."

???

this would fix me

✨Hey, gorgeous gargoyles! A new cathedral inspired freebie set just dropped ✨ Always and forever - free for personal & commercial use. ko-fi.com/s/c330df47a4

Marini/Smolderen’s Gipsy. Babylon AD *almost* scratches that itch, but not enough.

Gogogogogo

Get on it kids!

Tonight’s migration is mostly hampered in the east by north winds (except FL), but on the move out west. #birds #spring #migration

"retro" media overall had seen Big surge Humans are famished to find ways to get away from their phone imo

🎼 For a Jester’s chief employment Is to kill himself for your enjoyment And a jester unemplooooyed… Is nobody’s foooooooooooool 🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

Don’t just let it be terrible, LEAN INTO it being terrible, because no one’s going to see it. I only bring this up because someone mentioned just this week that this trick is useful, but I *still* 30 years in, when stumped, write this on the top of the page.

liberals on this microblogging website