For the last several years this overlarge unmanaged shrub outside my bedroom window has been host to generations of birb. For the last several nights a mockingbird has been shuffling their winamp library of birdsongs. endlessly. It'd gripe but it really is something else.

Let me put everyone in for a nickels worth of tip shelf knowledge: Chisels are sharp.

youtu.be/IB6jbWoGtlA?... posting this for no particular reason today… well… maybe there is a reason…. 🤘🤬🤘

Necessity being the mother of invention.

Hey moots, a heads up. No words. Utterly disgusted.

Iranians have a "misguided religion", says a man who helped facilitate the transport of five red heifers from Texas to Tel Aviv because many evangelical Christians believe a red cow needs to be sacrificed to usher in the End Times.

Light is the left hand of darkness and darkness the right hand of light. Two are one, life and death, lying together like lovers in kemmer, like hands joined together, like the end and the way.

I think about this WAY too often. (If you aren't currently aware of the Guinea Pig series of films, I BEG you: DO NOT LOOK INTO IT)

They say "Keep giving them you, until you is what they want." But I doubt my increasingly esoteric memes are ever going to hit.

IYKYK.

The D&D Rules Cyclopedia was a tremendous reference book that wasn't primarily concerned with teaching the game, and while it itself was grand, that focus gave people a terrible model to follow that's still banging around today, and dominant in no few games.

Lil Fractured Tuft. ... I can work with that.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE. Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

Anyone else's bsky experience being real fucky wucky at the moment? It's taking 30 seconds to make a post and I'm really hoping it's not on my end...

How I arrived on bsky

Not an Onion headline.

From the Nutty Professor (1963): an Alaskan Polar Bear Heater. Mind you, this is the Alaskan version, not the regular Polar Bear Heater. It reminds me of an awful take on a Long Island Iced Tea. I might make one for a future article on "Alaska" cocktails. #alaskahistory #alaska

haHA! Got all of the glasses weeded and masked, now it's off to the sandblaster I go! Etching all 20 in one run so that I can start shipping them out. If you would like some snappy barware for your game space, I got 15 left in the run unsold! Come and grab yourself one! ko-fi.com/s/ad5b3273fe

this but like a whole field of gorgeous

….fuck ….. fuck cancer…

There is nothing more beautiful than a field full of fireweed. Literally nothing.

Oh my god, no. :( What a loss. My whole heart goes out to everyone who knew him.

Carrot Top.

Forest Gump is Ready Player One for boomers. Skeet.

Aw yeahhh

Forest Gump is Ready Player One for boomers. Skeet.

Circa 1944 unidentified Women Airforce Service Pilot (WASP) in Bell P-63 Kingcobra she was flying to Alaska to hand off to Soviet pilots, part of the Lend-Lease Program. More on WASPs here (airandspace.si.edu/s...). Via National Air and Space Museum. #alaska #alaskahistory

Rescued a mouse from one of the sticky bug traps. I've named him Siegfried, since he managed to avoid the cats.

did a quadruple take

A Republican president drags us into a war. Fuck, who could've seen it coming, right? RIGHT?

Just your regularly scheduled share of this masterpiece by @tomgauld.bsky.social

*discovers that there's a grbl/ g-code sender flavored raspbian image out there.* *Has a small army of stepper motors* *Had been reading a book on hand-cranked automata*

Early 1980s Early Spring in Alaska postcard with a classic Fairbanks view. #alaskahistory #alaska

For as awful as everything is, the algorithm does spit up some wild shit from time to time. I don't know what we're doing here, but I could probably devote a weekend to finding out whatever it is.

All these hillbillies out here with their snuff, and chew, and chaw, and their new fangled zyn and I'm still like

Oh my god you guys.

"THAT'S NOT RIIGHT!" (least, I think that was this guy's catchphrase.)

🎶 Pluck foam pluck foam pluck foam falalalalala... 🎶

Fuck. Fucking FUCK.

When faced with a shockingly exploitative new employment contract that would’ve forced them to sign away their IP, their likeness rights, and their power of attorney, Jupiter Jetson and her coworkers at Sheri’s fought back—fast. They organized a union in SIX DAYS. www.thenation.com/article/econ...

They’re positioning themselves to lose 2028 and blame trans people for trump dissolving the usa, same way they blamed middle eastern people for 2024, same way they blamed anarchists for Franco and oh weird trans people again for Hitler

"One thing AI is good for is um to help me sort through my emails to find older messages I need to reference..." THERE HAS BEEN A SEARCH BAR IN YOUR EMAIL SINCE THEY MADE EMAIL. You're too stupid to be on the computer. Perhaps a Speak & Say is more your speed, infant.

Should be asleep. Opened the media player on my phone to play an hour long thunderstorm mp3 ive had over a decade. Accidentally interact with the playback trimming button! (A|-|B!) & realize I've never peaked under AIMP's hood. ...open settings menu, and promptly fall, right into fucking NARNIA.

M'boy needed a hat.