Mean Bean Machine
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You see me now, a veteran of a thousand console wars
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See the blind man shooting at the world Bullets flying, oh, taking toll If you've been bad, Lord, I bet you have And you've not been hit, oh, by flying lead You'd better close your eyes Oh, bow your head Wait for the ricochet
2 months ago
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Bluesky ass cat
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9 minutes ago
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A zoomer on YouTube just called the SNES and Genesis the golden age of gaming. đ
about 1 hour ago
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Some say America is a source of inspiration.
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about 2 hours ago
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Letâs fucking go.
about 3 hours ago
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The Loch Ness Monster
about 5 hours ago
There are no anti-war politicians. To receive a position of political authority in the United States is to be given the tit of our war machine to drink from. Their critiques of war are simply cries from a babe wanting more milk. All politicians are enemies of peace
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lol my block lists are so good that I canât figure out âthe discourseâ anymore
about 4 hours ago
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David Forbes
about 7 hours ago
Once again.
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The ayatollah apparently lived at an elementary school.
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about 5 hours ago
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Lindsay Fickas
about 8 hours ago
(Patting the 1983 Talking Heads concert film Stop Making Sense) you can do so much disassociating to this bad boy
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Andrew is simply underestimating the suffering of men who had to endure witnessing female video game characters they didnât even want to have sex with.
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about 6 hours ago
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Anyone got any good escapism today? All I can find is âFrom Software killed Bluepointâ and âJim Carrey is not real.â Really starting to miss âinterstellar asteroid might be aliensâ and âthe core isnât spinning so weâre all gonna die.â Gotta be something good on the internet.
about 7 hours ago
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I had a nightmare last night that was set in the near future. I was hired to work at a company and our computers only had one program on it called Contract. Contract was an LLM that had replaced email, contact, chat, development environments, office, everything.
about 8 hours ago
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Corinne Green
about 9 hours ago
regularly warring against states without nuclear weapons seems like a bad way to convince states without nuclear weapons not to develop nuclear weapons as quickly as possible
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TAHK0
about 10 hours ago
I love âcozy gamesâ on an individual level but âcozyâ used to include replaying resident evil 2 for the 5th time now as a genre itâs starting to feel like it is locking people into aesthetic tradwife boot camp
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đ ellie jae đ
about 17 hours ago
Idk how people can only see the good parts of their favourite game/ franchise. For me it sticks out like a sore thumb when something is great and even more so when it's incredibly bad/ could be improved. We can't just be positive about games. How do we get good ones without constructive criticism?
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If youâre mad about Max Landis but you watched the shit out of that Mike Tyson fight a few months ago you may be a hypocrite.
about 21 hours ago
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Thereâs this big misconception that Boy Scouts âwent wokeâ or got more inclusive due to some long moral arc or something but what they got is desperate for members and thatâs why they have 200,000 female scouts. This is also why Hollywood got more inclusiveâfor the money.
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about 22 hours ago
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Thinking about all those Star Trek fans who blocked me.
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1 day ago
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I hate that I canât remember names because youâre never allowed to ask, âhey are you that girl I used to talk to who drank radiator fluid?â
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Parker Molloy
1 day ago
Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it.
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If you canât stop consuming Star Trek, Harry Potter, and Superman you can at least stop paying for it.
1 day ago
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CZEdwards
1 day ago
A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.
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You teach me how to be a man Though I am someone's daughter The path of warrior was set for me And I had to try on the armour
1 day ago
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This is my struggle.
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1 day ago
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lol itâs just English but every word ends with an extra o
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1 day ago
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Politicians lying under oath is not news.
1 day ago
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Julia Métraux
1 day ago
There's been discourse on Long Covid on this site the past few days. I think some people are thoroughly underestimating how hellish chronic illness can make you feel, even if you aren't at an immediate risk of dying.
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Asher Wolf
1 day ago
The sailors on the USS Gerald Ford who keep stuffing their t-shirts into the toilets so the bathrooms flood and the carrier canât deploy to Iran should be awarded a collective Nobel Peace Prize
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Pokemon does what George RR Martin donât.
1 day ago
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Matthew Jackson
2 days ago
SESAME STREET is a show about a group of cheerful ageless monsters who live their best lives while the humans around them age and eventually fade away and I think that's beautiful.
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World War III Friday
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1 day ago
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Lindsay Fickas
2 days ago
The state can fund concentration camps and all of your media, but itâs communism if you want some help with your healthcare.
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2 days ago
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I have personally watched a pot boil so donât be putting this on me.
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2 days ago
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If this was a complete snes set you would be seeing the most toxic discourse from the worst people on the internet right now.
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2 days ago
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I only check the news tab so often because I have a bottle of wine that I really want to open.
2 days ago
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So now is a pretty great time to stop paying for Paramount and Warner services.
2 days ago
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Never bet against doomers.
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2 days ago
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Yeah you could say Iâm pretty good at predicting things.
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2 days ago
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The world needs more pure hearted pirates.
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2 days ago
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Erections ruin everything.
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2 days ago
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton
3 days ago
Civil rights are a kitchen-table issue.
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Flamme (Classy)
4 days ago
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Once again when I said they could do this I was called a conspiracy theorist. đ€·ââïž
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3 days ago
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Diglett Exeggcute Electrode Zubat
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3 days ago
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alexis simpson
3 days ago
my cup size? reese's
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I am sadly uncomplicated.
3 days ago
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Phew different Luigi
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3 days ago
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Anthropic not sure which worse for stock priceâUS government backlash or Judgement Day
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3 days ago
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Admit itâyou love emulation, actually.
3 days ago
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