I just want to say this clearly: I think you are all full of shit. You said you were boycotting Microsoft. You’re not. You pretended to boycott other things. You didn’t. You bought the French slop and gave it game of the year. You’ll buy the Sega slop. Stop pretending you won’t.

Well.

Sun acting crazy. Fireballs in the sky. Volcanoes popping off. Large earthquakes. Maybe there is a solution to all my problems.

More of this, please.

This is the coolest thing I have ever seen.

People who leave the theater before the credits finish are assholes. Who do you think you are, Netflix?

When will companies learn that what gamers really want is to be lied to about this.

This is the way. (It doesn’t really work for Volkswagen.)

Disclosure Day is not based on a book and that’s exactly why conspiracy theorists are so excited

It’s weird that they never remade Wolfenstein 3D in 3D.

This was the actual purpose of humans on this planet.

When a sequel outclasses the series:

@danirat.bsky.social Happy birthday. We got you the vampire Lestat.

Preemptive post:

New SpaceX program: Decommissioning Emergency Ejection Zone for Neutralizing Unstable Threatening Satellites

Backdraft (1991)

Happy 33rd anniversary of Link's Awakening.

If you still use that website you like it and you support it so just be happy with it I guess.

Seems like computer generated music is pretty popular on Bluesky.

lol

Imagine how mad gamerbros would have been in 1982.

It’s 1989. Your computer has been confiscated. Your parents are freaking out. The investigator thinks you’re the head of a piracy syndicate and he’s asking why you did it. Sobbing you explain that it was the only way to get people to look at your ascii art.

Lol

Pictures of matchstick men

So I noticed all the people on Bluesky were excited about the new Capcom games despite their tech protests.

Good ol Games sending out announcements like they’re running for office in the US.

Still I don’t know why anyone would choose SMS as a platform. Genesis, SNES, Neo Geo, GBC, even PCE I get… but SMS… why?

Mainstream media's choice to focus on the "middle" rather than the "truth" is the main reason for its downfall. Appeasement and pandering ≠ Trust. Choosing truth over convenience does.

So just Cuphead then?

I like how summer games fest says “includes paid promotion” Yeah.

I used to get such dirty looks from plastic recycling advocates when I said they were full of shit.

Even if what they’re saying is true (it isn’t), “I didn’t know the tattoo I’ve had for 20 years was hateful shit” is not a statement that qualifies someone to hold office.

Sometimes it’s difficult for me to accept that those with power want to be remembered some other way than this.

If you’re a someone who still discovers new music and you don’t want fakes… how are you deciding what’s real now? youtu.be/0d9jnsnYz34

Old games keep getting better and new games keep getting worse.

Me when people diverge from social norms: Just leave people alone! Agency and independence are important. Let differences challenge you. Me when someone doesn’t put okra in gumbo, puts wrong condiments on hot dogs, or orders steak that doesn’t bleed:

We lost Anthony Head today. youtu.be/_94-7kl3LxU

“You’re being dishonest when you associate my party with who we used to be. You know the parties switched!” But also “Whomst among us does not have a regrettable tattoo?”

It had been ages since I last drew Ranma. I'm glad I finally did. #Ranma #fanart #anime #digitalart

By Jim Benton

ooh ooh ooh wah ahhh

I see a lot of people from 🇧🇷 celebrating in my feed. Bet some gamerbros who hate me are real mad now.

Stephen King's editor:

I don’t understand why they made Teela a clone and gave her snake armor. Why can’t these people ever stick with the source material?

Happy birthday, Doro. youtu.be/Lt_eH1pY7_Q

We should think of putting ketchup on a hot dog as a gateway food crime that leads one to even worse behavior.