despite everything,, make video game

“No one could have predicted this”

Video game historians will only ever tell you Nintendo and Sega of America’s version of events.

The Road Warrior (1981)

As for the current goings ons, the only thing I can tell you is that at some point you’re going to have to admit that Halon’s razor is just an adage and you should probably consider who benefits if they’re doing it intentionally. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon'...

Is is ok to delete your Epic Games account. Keep your GOG.

Maybe we haven’t heard from M2 recently because they’ve been hard at work at the ultimate version of this game. 🤔

Daily Mail’s trash, but a broken clock, etc. The more eyes on this the better, so good for them. “You're going to hate this, but are you sickest now because you keep getting Covid?” (Yeah, take it from me, they’re gonna hate that alright.)

There should be a website where I can quickly check for which version of a game is the best version and what the specific version differences are.

I gotta make deeper friendships with young adults so I can get the translations without getting in trouble for asking.

So how's the gaming industry? Ah.

Four was not nearly enough.

Me when I post about Nintendo .

Eternal Arcadia (2000) by Sega for Dreamcast. Character design by Shinichi Morioka. Key promotional art and manga adaptation by Itsuki Hoshi. The Western title is Skies of Arcadia.

Hell yeah.

Ok gamers, riddle me this. Why is it that we can all agree that mispronouncing Spanish words is weird but gamers seem entitled to knowingly pronounce Japanese words wrong because “I called it gayden as a kid and it’s tate like rotate?”

I resent how much I like the Xbox 360.

slightly diminish a game They’ll Probably Make a Lot More Fantasy

lol even Voyager only managed to have women talk to women every episode for one season

High and Low (1963)

You’re waiting for cult members to change their minds because you don’t understand what a cult is.

Can we make a Bluesky labeler that uses this?

YouTubers be like “holy shit you guys, Chrono Trigger …”

It’s that time of year again to remind sick people to stay the fuck at home.

I see the "Avengers: Doomsday" 3 Hours 45 Minutes Runtime misinformation has made it over here. I spent a few minutes tracking down the source of this lie and seeing how FAST it has spread across social media and it's wild. …the movie isn't even finished yet. No one is immune to propaganda. 😒

So many people who I am confident are smarter than I am are making posts that say America is doing things it’s never done before that America has clearly done many times before. 🤔

I’m interested in hearing your arguments against this.

Someone tried to make me feel bad for using emulation yesterday. Jokes on him I only feel bad for using Retroarch.

Finally the apologies to Alex Garland I predicted are coming in.

What do you think Sega would have been like without Sonic?

If you use this site you are supporting a business that generates 6700 nonconsensual images per hour.

Remember all the times when you said something like, "When the shit hits the fan I'm gonna...?" Are you doing that? (whatever it was) Because the shit has, in fact, hit the fan.

Ten years since Bowie left the planet.

What is the best arcade style racing game of all time? My candidates so far: Daytona USA (Xbox 360, PS3) F-Zero GX (GameCube) OutRun 2006 (Windows) Sega Rally (Arcade Model 2) Ridge Racer Type 4 (PlayStation) Wipeout Omega Collection (PS4)

Most political cartoons are so exhaustingly basic. They're shooting us in the streets with impunity, and then there's a cartoon where it's like "oh they're shooting the Statue of Liberty, it's like they're killing FREEDOM." Yeah they're also fucking murdering us in the streets man read the room.

PSA The emulation and recompiles are legal and the mods are free.

stop defending nintendo in my replies, grow up. economic performance means nothing when they fight their fans and kill art in its tracks

Me talking to God: “Isn’t having her literally be named Good a little too on the nose?”

There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five. There are four lights. This is not a post about Star Trek.

This foreshadows that a character we’ll meet soon will offer coffee because she has a new coffee-grinder.

everyone: it's ok to admit when you're wrong me: I was wrong everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole

Conjunction junction, what’s your function?

fuuuuuuuuuck that looks great

hell yeah

Hey, look, some good news! Aside from the economy, maybe people outside the Nintendo superfan bubble have realized what a ripoff it is. And I hope people never forget Nintendo sells the Switch 2 for $330 in Japan (jp language only version).

The gaming industry going K-shaped isn’t strictly a Nintendo problem. This thing costs $1200.

I don’t know but maybe people aren’t buying the Nintendo Switch 2 as a holiday gift because of the $500 price tag, high unemployment, low hiring rate, and rising costs of things like food. www.ign.com/articles/nin...

If you place a frog in a pot and slowly increase the temperature of the water, the frog will jump out. We have to lie about other animals in metaphors to rationalize how dumb humans are.

It is actually more surprising to me that Game Freak is making a game for PlayStation than it is that US is invading Greenland. Just for perspective.