I noticed today that two of the think tank babies resurfaced this week to start up eugenics. Looks like that’s what’s next.

lol

Now you can swipe left on stuff you don’t like to see more of it.

The future scenes in T2 take place in 2029. Feels like we are right on time.

56% of Americans remain blissfully unaware of imminent danger.

Feels like deals sites have lost their mission recently.

Probably nothing surprising here.

I get that the Tesla family can’t sue him but can’t Hasbro? How can you sell a robot named Optimus and not get sued?

Celebrating Earth Day 2026 and amplifying the message. Admittedly, it is concerning as well as baffling that humanity has made so little progress to protect our planet. Our only viable home. It’s been 56 years. The message of the original poster— still true. #EarthDay2026 www.earthday.org/history/

Happy Earth Day

When the devs pipe up

milf and milk imply the existence of milm

Nailed it.

This is what it would look like if they let me make movies.

Because the sequels are ass. #StarWars (But I still like Babu Frik.) www.polygon.com/star-wars-se...

As a child I thought a concession stand was a place to get popcorn and nachos. As an adult I know a concession stand is when Hakeem and Chuck make a speech.

Me trying to make friends: So… what’s your P(Doom)?

Just in time.

Ness doesn’t bite but she can hurt me in other ways.

No one can stop you from putting Takis on chili instead of Fritos.

EXTROVERTS SHOULD BE BANNED FROM LEADERSHIP ROLES. ONLY INTROVERTS SHOULD RULE

I don’t think the InfoWars website is updated yet but the funny thing is that there’s no way to tell.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

[moonlit scene, red fog rolls across the silent battlefield. a golden dragon floats in the sky] Arcnaetyx: "what is thy will, conqueror?" Goth Smurfette: *pulls out a pair of custom 1911s* "It's smurfin' time."

Somehow they always blame the people who didn’t vote for them hard enough instead of blaming their candidates and messaging for failing to reach those people. Total abdication of responsibility is their way.

I don’t know which side of the DK curve I’m on but following the money seems to always work.

Love France 🇫🇷 They understand the importance of the battery life of a Nokia 3310

This is why people are losing their edge.

Keep Wonder Woman aroused - be kind to those in need, be cruel to those who oppress.

www.commodore.net/post/why-we-... Finally, we can protect your ultimate 64 from the most dangerous bad actor of the process, the end user who paid for it

Maybe if they had released Holy Diver for the US rental market it wouldn’t have been so easy. 🤔

At grok who is the best neurotic rich person in the world?

I am cringe but I am free.

Not to poo poo on this but why are people acting like this is a true blue Neo Geo while they’ve insulted all the Nintendo system on a chip clones? I’m not saying it’s gonna be bad. Hopefully it’s gonna be good. But it’s a clone.

Netflix is so funny. “If you cancel, you’ll lose all your recommendations.” Susie. Gurl. I’d rated 1200 movies on a five-star scale between 2003 and 2010, and they just suddenly went away. You lost that argument a long time ago.

Finally I can learn how 3D graphics work.

I wonder what that means?

When you think about it Babu Frik teaches us that we can find the good in anything.

China today is probably like the first episode of Battlestar Galactica telling their people to take everything offline because Dario is going to the White House.

Me: That’s dumb. Why pay so much for… Also me: Oh shit they made Pulstar.

Suddenly not blacklisted, huh?

Ridley's Lair from Metroid redraw

Imagine starting a fight with the pope and then asking yourself if there was someone even worse to start a fight with. After Mamdani maybe he’ll move on to Dolly Pardon.

“Like a Koosh ball with dicks”