Mean Bean Machine
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You see me now, a veteran of a thousand console wars
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See the blind man shooting at the world Bullets flying, oh, taking toll If you've been bad, Lord, I bet you have And you've not been hit, oh, by flying lead You'd better close your eyes Oh, bow your head Wait for the ricochet
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As for the current goings ons, the only thing I can tell you is that at some point you’re going to have to admit that Halon’s razor is just an adage and you should probably consider who benefits if they’re doing it intentionally.
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Hanlon's razor - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanlon's_razor
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Is is ok to delete your Epic Games account. Keep your GOG.
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Maybe we haven’t heard from M2 recently because they’ve been hard at work at the ultimate version of this game. 🤔
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#9 Dream
about 2 hours ago
Daily Mail’s trash, but a broken clock, etc. The more eyes on this the better, so good for them. “You're going to hate this, but are you sickest now because you keep getting Covid?” (Yeah, take it from me, they’re gonna hate that alright.)
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Surprising reason you're sicker now, as doctors reveal what to do
Lydia Morley believes her diagnosis of alopecia was triggered by this. 'My immune system has just been dampened and dampened,' she says.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-15451867/sicker-immune-struggling-bugs-doctors-surprising-cause.html
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There should be a website where I can quickly check for which version of a game is the best version and what the specific version differences are.
about 3 hours ago
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I gotta make deeper friendships with young adults so I can get the translations without getting in trouble for asking.
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Laura Sofia 🏳️⚧️
about 7 hours ago
So how's the gaming industry? Ah.
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Four was not nearly enough.
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about 6 hours ago
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Me when I post about Nintendo .
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SEN 👾
about 7 hours ago
Eternal Arcadia (2000) by Sega for Dreamcast. Character design by Shinichi Morioka. Key promotional art and manga adaptation by Itsuki Hoshi. The Western title is Skies of Arcadia.
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Hell yeah.
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about 7 hours ago
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Ok gamers, riddle me this. Why is it that we can all agree that mispronouncing Spanish words is weird but gamers seem entitled to knowingly pronounce Japanese words wrong because “I called it gayden as a kid and it’s tate like rotate?”
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about 8 hours ago
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I resent how much I like the Xbox 360.
about 8 hours ago
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slightly diminish a game They’ll Probably Make a Lot More Fantasy
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about 8 hours ago
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lol even Voyager only managed to have women talk to women every episode for one season
about 8 hours ago
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High and Low (1963)
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about 8 hours ago
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You’re waiting for cult members to change their minds because you don’t understand what a cult is.
about 13 hours ago
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Can we make a Bluesky labeler that uses this?
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1 day ago
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YouTubers be like “holy shit you guys, Chrono Trigger …”
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1 day ago
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It’s that time of year again to remind sick people to stay the fuck at home.
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urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖
1 day ago
I see the "Avengers: Doomsday" 3 Hours 45 Minutes Runtime misinformation has made it over here. I spent a few minutes tracking down the source of this lie and seeing how FAST it has spread across social media and it's wild. …the movie isn't even finished yet. No one is immune to propaganda. 😒
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So many people who I am confident are smarter than I am are making posts that say America is doing things it’s never done before that America has clearly done many times before. 🤔
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I’m interested in hearing your arguments against this.
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1 day ago
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Someone tried to make me feel bad for using emulation yesterday. Jokes on him I only feel bad for using Retroarch.
1 day ago
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Finally the apologies to Alex Garland I predicted are coming in.
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1 day ago
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What do you think Sega would have been like without Sonic?
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If you use this site you are supporting a business that generates 6700 nonconsensual images per hour.
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Arizona Leftist
2 days ago
Remember all the times when you said something like, "When the shit hits the fan I'm gonna...?" Are you doing that? (whatever it was) Because the shit has, in fact, hit the fan.
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Ten years since Bowie left the planet.
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What is the best arcade style racing game of all time? My candidates so far: Daytona USA (Xbox 360, PS3) F-Zero GX (GameCube) OutRun 2006 (Windows) Sega Rally (Arcade Model 2) Ridge Racer Type 4 (PlayStation) Wipeout Omega Collection (PS4)
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Olivia Hill
2 days ago
Most political cartoons are so exhaustingly basic. They're shooting us in the streets with impunity, and then there's a cartoon where it's like "oh they're shooting the Statue of Liberty, it's like they're killing FREEDOM." Yeah they're also fucking murdering us in the streets man read the room.
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PSA The emulation and recompiles are legal and the mods are free.
2 days ago
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soup_
2 days ago
stop defending nintendo in my replies, grow up. economic performance means nothing when they fight their fans and kill art in its tracks
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Me talking to God: “Isn’t having her literally be named Good a little too on the nose?”
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Pete Kruger
3 days ago
There's this episode of Star Trek where Captain Picard is captured and tortured, and the main way that the torturer tries to break him is by showing him four lights, and telling him that there are five. There are four lights. This is not a post about Star Trek.
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This foreshadows that a character we’ll meet soon will offer coffee because she has a new coffee-grinder.
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2 days ago
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J. L. Westover
2 days ago
everyone: it's ok to admit when you're wrong me: I was wrong everyone: yeah you were. fuckin idiot. asshole
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Conjunction junction, what’s your function?
3 days ago
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doc
3 days ago
fuuuuuuuuuck that looks great
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nicole✨
4 days ago
hell yeah
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Inglebard 🕹️🎹🎼
3 days ago
Hey, look, some good news! Aside from the economy, maybe people outside the Nintendo superfan bubble have realized what a ripoff it is. And I hope people never forget Nintendo sells the Switch 2 for $330 in Japan (jp language only version).
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The gaming industry going K-shaped isn’t strictly a Nintendo problem. This thing costs $1200.
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3 days ago
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I don’t know but maybe people aren’t buying the Nintendo Switch 2 as a holiday gift because of the $500 price tag, high unemployment, low hiring rate, and rising costs of things like food.
www.ign.com/articles/nin...
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Nintendo Source Blames Switch 2 Holiday Sales Slowdown on the Economic Landscape and the 'Absence of a Major Western Game' — Despite the Release of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond - IGN
Nintendo Switch 2 sales over the holidays reportedly fell short of those recorded by the console's predecessor back in 2017, during its first end-of-year season.
https://www.ign.com/articles/nintendo-source-blames-switch-2-holiday-sales-slowdown-on-the-economic-landscape-and-the-absence-of-a-major-western-game-despite-the-release-of-metroid-prime-4-beyond
3 days ago
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If you place a frog in a pot and slowly increase the temperature of the water, the frog will jump out. We have to lie about other animals in metaphors to rationalize how dumb humans are.
3 days ago
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It is actually more surprising to me that Game Freak is making a game for PlayStation than it is that US is invading Greenland. Just for perspective.
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3 days ago
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For those of you just joining us in world history, all American land was taken by force. Things were only labeled a purchase in post annexation negotiations. Greenland is obviously next. Parts of Canada and Mexico will follow.
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3 days ago
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When I become ruler of earth, it will be illegal to require a payment method for a free trial.
3 days ago
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People are spending $100 on this for the colors alone when the only part visible is the little rubber gaskets around the analog sticks. This is straight up a class problem.
3 days ago
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sweetie π
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