my worst assault was when i was 15 and I would like to say yeah i was very much still just an idiot child solidarity to all of my fellow survivors

It’s absolutely INFURIATING THEY WERE CHILDREN

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

it finally happened something I wrote (that was somewhat heavily edited but w/e) finally got accused of being chatGPT lollllllllll

How far we've come

if anything really crummy comes out about foxy shazam just don't tell me ok

please help Ella

update: Foxy Shazam on repeat is working

oh yeah also this www.slashfilm.com/1087418/hann...

had to look up some interview with the vampire stuff for work and i stand by this www.slashfilm.com/1096766/inte...

Cheeseburger in Paradiso, Cheeseburger in Purgatorio, and Cheeseburger in Inferno

do me

This is the dumbest apocalypse.

I AM IN THIS SKEET AND I DON'T LIKE IT

the black hole of validation in the center of my chest is absolute gnawing today

I made some dumb little glow in the dark resin bats and ghosts last night So I got that going for me Which is nice

collateral, excellent, but also ... list invalid given the exclusion of

Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette

I need to be evacuated as soon as possible This is a great idea to help spread my link. I’m at a point where I desperately need to get it out there I’m exhausted, and I can’t reach anyone, especially with Bluesky limiting me. Please do this for me. Post the code in public spaces. 😢🙏🏽

Stephen Sondheim's Kenneth Branagh's Mary Shelley's Frankenstein's Monster. A Dick Wolf Production.

I need more true blood I need like... Condensed true blood

an excellent list AND you really need to pre-order POPCORN DISABILITIES

this is so beautiful and also it makes you think (assuming you have a curious mind)

Anyone who has gone through something with a loved one where you’ve done something like this and then turned on the news to see a CEO get a 150 million dollar bonus…I dunno man you know the existence of evil in a deep way

Rocky Horror Picture Show it's weird and queer and matters so much to so many people

The mods aren’t trying to silence Sarah Kendzior. They set up a bad system for policing discourse they’ve decided is “rude,” which seems sensitive to things like angrily calling the President a pedo or statements that someone could in bad faith claim are death threats. It’s bad, but not about Sarah

no no no no my stubborn rage is fading and that's the only thing keeping me from getting wildly depressed

Not for nothing, this is one reason why we say "pregnant patient" instead of "woman." It's not just for non-binary inclusion.

Can we get Michael Shannon to take over as president? At this point I'm sold that he could fix us

What can I wish upon the monsters making things worse for all of us? Hmmm.... I wish that all of them feel the pain they've visited unto others tenfold.

"People are mad that BlueSky won't allow them to make death threats." No! People are mad that BlueSky's AI automod regularly gets it wrong, moderation decisions/ penalties are seemingly arbitrary, and the moderation team has terrible comms.

This is so deeply fucked up and I don't know I think it's time for change

country borders are fake and shouldn’t exist

me waking up to see that Bluesky suspended Patton Oswalt @patton.oswalt.bsky.social for saying that it’s evil to sexually assault children:

See also: your financial situation I had to file a credit report to get a job once and I know that did me in because I nailed the interview and test assignment

Unless you have a child who legitimately cannot be vaccinated for medical reasons, you should have any kids you have taken away from you if you choose not to get them vaccinated.

post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy starbucks for the duration of the strike

this 40% discount is probably gonna make a huge difference for people who can't necessarily afford to drop $75 on a book right now (albeit a very beautiful, deserving one)

Its out there! First copy of 'Fulci's Inferno: Faith in the Films of a Horror and Giallo Auteur' spotted in the wild! Available NOW from McFarland and Company, and all good bookstores!

We are offering new signed copies of @jasondashbailey.com's insightful and moving book about the life of the great James Gandolfini, at a lower price than you can get for unsigned books! (How? They fell off the back of a truck, ma.) mzs.press/SIGNED-Gando...

I think cops should have to live in their own little communities I've had cop neighbors twice in a row now and no one should have to deal with that

I got to interview him at a small thing for my stupid former podcast As soon as the camera was off he was asking me about my podcast and the local comics scene and he was everything you'd want him to be

I understand the masculine desire to punch through drywall this morning

If you train dogs offleash in an unfenced yard you're an asshole Doubly so if you have fucking police dogs

hades gals 💀🌸

Can I just somehow live with the goats and still have health insurance?

I just think what Megyn Kelly said about trafficking minors is worse than what anyone said about her and I think history is going to be really clear on who was right and wrong one day which will be very embarrassing for some of you

My first therapy appt went well Therapist didn't freak about my jokes, was a little shocked at all of the lore but wasn't annoying about it, and she really wants to help me come up with coping mechanisms for all of my anger about everything so Yay? Fingers crossed? Lord knows I need it lol

It's important to get it right. Just ask this guy