may welland's mother:

i think it's great that he fried his last brain cells with crystal meth to stay thin and beat himself in the face with a hammer just to be completely incoherent when finally given the platform he's been begging for

THE WAR IS OVER! POST GAZETTE IS NONPROFIT OWNED! A HEARTY GET FUCKED TO THE BLOCK FAMILY.

and when people start saying they hate overnight oats, i keep my mouth shut because i love eating fake dessert nutrition slop for breakfast

every day i wake up grateful to be jamaican and every night i go to bed grateful to be jamaican

i know he announced her pregnancy but idk it's real suspicious that usha was getting press for looking tired and run-down and then she conveniently has an excuse to stay out of the public eye while he publicly plays grab ass with a protestant homewrecker

a family is suing alani because their 17 year old daughter died from a heart condition after averaging 6 alani nus per day. i have a few questions.

when donald trump dies, i want tornado sirens, amber alerts, incoming nuke warnings -- i want to be woken from my sleep and have my entire parasympathetic nervous system on high alert. i want to feel the way i did the first time i had a panera charged lemonade or og four loko. i want to be wired.

isn't this the 3rd time she's been accused of sexual harassment or assault

literally no it doesn't. wordle frequently uses the most ridiculous and obscure words i've never seen before.

i'll vote for the first democratic candidate to tell donald trump to shut the fuck up to his face

isabella of spain:

people on this app will post anything. "pope leo is weak on crime." no he's not. that isn't true.

sex work is work and work is fucking terrible

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we've been making this podcast for 3 years and have so many episodes that i am now referencing our old episodes in notes for the new ones

i just dumped a shot of espresso into my leftover cold brew. am i going to die?

any way, here's a playlist of all the songs that played to wake up the artemis II crew while they were in space

all of the artemis II crew are public school kids. isn't it incredible what you can do with a well-funded, free education system that offers equitable opportunities to all kids, regardless of their socioeconomic background?

disappear into the woods to become a hedge witch

am i supposed to fuck a hamster?

the bisexual black woman on a dating app starter pack

i'm going to say a thing that a lot of condo owners don't like to hear. you can't keep electing board members who promise to never raise your fees and you can't blithely skip the board meetings. if you're going to pay HOA fees, you have to be involved with your HOA.

if you want to get really in the weeds about it, you could get into the black protestant churches where they do freaky shit like african methodist episcopalianism (AME) and church of god in christ (COGIC). what does it mean? fuck you.

i can't explain it but i know zendaya can fight

have we done a meta denzel like keanu in always be my maybe yet?

martin luther must suffer endlessly in the afterlife for his crime of introducing the world to protestantism

are yall going to jump me if i say i never wanted janine to end up with gregory long term? he has always seemed like a terrible, uncompromising partner.

believe it not, @askhistorians.bsky.social has already answered this question

idk, maybe i'm "too woke" but i don't like that every time this discourse comes back around, it erases more than a decade of intentional labour by a black woman, for black girls. metoo did not begin, or end, with harvey weinstein or celebrity white women.

all of the absolute worst people you don't know are practically foaming at the mouth to call victims of sexual assault opportunistic liars and whores out to ruin a promising young man's career

chefs should not be permitted to date until they can prove they've already been to rehab and sober for at least a year

all those perfectly valid reasons to hate melania trump and yall immediately jumped to whorephobia...

my mom is extremely annoying but i'm very happy that she wants to be involved in literally everything i do. there are a lot of sex workers & queer people that have no relationship with their family & i'm incredibly grateful that's not something i have to live with.

the us postal service is a public good and public goods do not post profits or losses

there should be a dating app just for asexuals and people on SSRIs and mood stabilisers

wine moms are drug addicts

there are so many legitimate reasons to dislike hasan piker and you chose to just be racist about it

the horrors, they persist

let me make sure i'm keeping up with everything currently happening in pittsburgh: april 23-25 nfl draft, picksburgh 5K, (and possibly the penguins playoff games????) may 2-3 pitt commencement AND the sold out pittsburgh marathon may 8-10 cmu commencement i have to get out of this city

i'm carrying the delusion of blake lively believing that she could win an oscar -- ever at all, but especially for that colleen hoover adaptation dreck -- with me for the rest of the year. $200k bonus indeed.

F I N A L L Y

if yall promise, in writing, to not to listen to this, i will post a supercut trailer of the first 5 episodes of our next season this weekend.

I just finished reading my reviewer’s copy of @workinggirlspress.bsky.social’ and @adrierising.bsky.social’s “I Hate My Job.” Agh—What an accomplishment! 🙌 Couldn’t put it down whenever I picked it up… can’t wait to write about it. My personal deadline is launch day, May 1! (I’ll post on Substack.)

non jews (including mormons, no ESPECIALLY MORMONS) calling other people gentiles makes my hole itch

do yall think gina torres and tracee ellis ross would run a train on me if i asked nicely

i hope yinz come party with us!

if you're in the bloomfield/garfield area, east end community thrift on penn needs bags. plastic bags, grocery bags, tote bags -- all bags. they also need help with sorting and pricing books if you have a few hours to spare.

i'm so sorry but i don't think it's a moral failing, or indicative of some character deficit to be taken in by ai. it's very pervasive, and despite wishing otherwise, a lot of it is near indistinguishable from the stolen work it's based in. we can admit that and still hate ai.