and you mfers who stop in front of the line or in the crosswalk or in the intersection -- i hate you, the bus drivers and truck drivers hate, the pedestrians hate you. everyone hates you.

if you see me driving exactly the speed limit on a winding back road or when it's raining and decide to tailgate me, you're a dummy bitch. i'm not going to drive faster so fuck you!

aipac shakur. AIPAC SHAKUR.

lmao the person who started the beef tallow bullshit is a raw milk swigging, supplement shilling, non-practicing physician's assistant who lost his medical license for not paying the fees and believes using toilet paper makes you less of a man

why tf would snoop dogg be a judge on the voice

"How can that be?" said this person, a Christian American liberal. "Isn't Netanyahu king of the Jews, like Solomon or David?"

sex can be intimate but it is not intimacy. intimacy is not inherent to sex. intimacy is also not inherent to monogamy because if it was we would not have to witness the constant hell that is cishet dating on this app and in media.

i found it. hold please.

i think what most people want to express is that they think intimacy should be reserved for deeper relationships than casual hookups or friends with benefits -- they just don't have the language or understanding to realize (or acknowledge) that sex and intimacy are not inherently the same.

i think that once you start intertwining ideas about *ethics* and attitudes about what "good" sexual relationships look like, you've already internalized puritan beliefs -- even if you don't think you have. and i don't think most people are as enlightened as they think they are.

my hot take is that i don't think sex has to be "ethical" or even meaningful if you just want to have sex because it's just sex. i think a lot of people internalize and regurgitate puritanical, religious ideas about sex while insisting they're above it. if everyone is a consenting adult, who cares?

For me it's the conflating of personal preference with guidelines for ethical behavior. It's fine and cool to not like to watch sex scenes; it does not follow that filmmakers should be creating fewer of them. See also, "kink at Pride"

the youth are allowed to be tired of "seeing porn everywhere" but i'm not allowed to be tired of hearing them complain about it and call sex workers women hating degenerates?

who is marketing this as a romantasy? did no one read manacled?

i love getting ai written pitches to hawk ai slop bots that pretend to be your boyfriend

saying something dumb and borderline indefensible then immediately pivoting to jingoistic exceptionalism as a defense because i am very smart

i made the mistake of believing that npr had pivoted to fascism apologia in a misguided effort to keep their federal funding but now i see they were actually just waiting for an opportunity

i'm not trying to engage in discourse but how are they planning to do the breeding farm in the alchemised movie adaptation 📚🦋

32 in dog years I suppose

if you have not been raptured yet, stay in line! (and give me your car.)

see: end stage capitalism; death of empire(s)

i genuinely believe some unscrupulous, maga hating plastic surgeon filled laura loomer's face with bbl offal and that's why she looks like the result of a drunken mishap between jigsaw and a long forgotten minstrel monkey puppet

if you told me maggie mcneill wrote this i would believe you

they should, but they're not interested in acknowledging the agency of people they see as fundamentally broken. the "post covid" era is one of a deep, profound ableism.

it is embarrassing -- for him -- that he can't talk to a woman he's willing to put his dick in. but also, it's unsurprising given how we socialize hetero people to not actually like their potential partners or see them as whole people.

tiktok did NOT want me to download this

when the rapture comes for real and jesus takes all the whores and only fans girls because those were his homies irl the meanest bitches you know will be left behind muttering how they didn't want to go to heaven anyway

what i do know for sure is that tyra banks did not get raptured

ireland check in have yall been raptured?

well maybe if you stop inviting ai data centers to set up shop in the largest cities in the state the light bills will stop going up you slimy ignoramus @governor.pa.gov

can i say i think crissles feels like she's better and smarter than cardi because she left her abusive partner relatively quickly where cardi stayed for years with a man that repeatedly cheated on her? there's definitely some unhealed parental trauma there but i think there's a superiority thing.

to be fair he had like 6 strokes in one week

I’m writing another piece on guardianships/conservatorships and struggling to find sources. If you’ve ever been under conservatorship or know someone who has who’d like to chat, please DM me!

BREAKING: RFK JR. suggests the strategic application of crystal meth as a cure for autism. CDC endorses.

shaun king, friend of louis farrakhan, knower of biblical lore, and judaism explainer

japan please check in. what's it looking like?

oh how excellent. i absolutely did not have shaun king doing antisemitic biblical trutherism on my 2025 bingo card.

can someone from new zealand or australia check in? have yall been raptured?

how do i explain that reducing the mood instability caused by graves' disease to "irritability" is a kind of medical misogyny that only happens because women are 6x more likely to be diagnosed with it without sounding like a crazy person

jay electronica hasn't released an album since 2020 but he just dropped 3 in one weekend.....something is coming

if you're planning on being raptured on tuesday and you live in the pittsburgh area, hit my line if you have a paid off 2018 or newer prius, rav4, or nissan rogue

to make this joke successfully, the coloniser in question must be theo james levels of attractive. anything less is an embarrassment -- for you.

...now i've seen a lot of things in my days but a full blown investigation of crissles using a p card to buy plane tickets and cupcakes is a brand new one

freedom

i'm starting a business (only for sex workers) where you send us a message through signal and then someone goes to your rapist's or abuser's house and beats their kneecaps off with a tire iron. i'm thinking of charging $99.99 per beating. thoughts?

incredibly, he is far more irritating in death than he was alive. i didn't think it was possible but here we are.

unnu know weh dingy do fi go a hell? or why him family put him in a glass casket and carry him inna church?

the funny thing about the constant misappropriation of MLK is that the guy left a massive body of writing specifically aimed at explaining his views of those of the movement he represented to the broad public. it is extremely easy to know what the guy thought on a variety of subjects and yet