“Millennials don’t have brain rot” Whenever I see apricots I hear the line “first they’ll smoke some raisins then they’ll shoot up apricots” being sung by Jack black as Larry “the pusher” hardcore in the 2003 musical episode of clone high that uses fruit as a drug analogy.

I'm reading the Bible, and unfortunately I have a question, which of course opens me up to all sorts of nonsense and perverts

Just had someone tell me “I only fish socially” which may be the most Alaskan thing I’ve ever heard

velveteen rabbit

smoking straight charcoal briquettes right out the bong

Even if it wasn’t the primary driver of the global rise in fascism, evangelical Protestantism would still be corny as hell.

He’s here!

Bells nursery: when you want your fascist tomatoes to be flavorless.

he really said ;)

I can't believe how flat he is

tattoo idea? tattoo idea 🙂‍↕️

The reason this would work with leo but not Francis is in no small part due to his commanding Chicago accent.

look at my janky as hell character height chart

happy memorial day to the post of all time

I needed to run home and check on this little guy (cat gogurt out of frame)

Hey @theradr.bsky.social you seem like one who’s well-positioned to have a nuanced perspective on the subject, so if I can ask, what’s your rabbinical opinion of Metallica’s “Creeping Death?”

it is raining outside Donnie's house and he would like to know how we let this happen to him

Pope leos message is good but I'd care more if he'd have catholic hospitals provide trans care again

Ime russet potatoes tend to have a lot more dirt on them than other commonly available kinds.

Since becoming pope he's been running a Mythic Bastionland campaign, although I'm told he's writing up something called "Vatican Borg."

I feel bad for all the hoes that met me before I knew how to make bread.

dungeon synth pop is this anything?

Idk the more I listen to exxûl the less I like the vocals. Just too squirrelly and over sung to me.

Update from Dillingham AK.

even if we are limited only to miller as a brand, the take is wrong. the answer is high life. trust me, I’m an expert level dirtbag.

he's just the biggest cuddler. I was sitting here curled up, not even in a good spot for him to jump into my lap, and he DEMANDED cuddles.

Berkeley Humane had a whole van full of kittens and well they have one less now since Koala came home with us

Nessy how are you always so perfect

Anime Johnny bravo ass character.

Boo found the cat mint I planted.

Undated "Freezing Up" serigraph print by Gail Priday. Purchase & see more at her site: gailpriday.com/home.... #alaskahistory #Alaska

hey everyone wanna see what a manufactured hate campaign is shaped like???

Timothy C. Roth, a member of Maryland's 'Task Force Turtle' (TFT) snapped this photo of a female common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) emerging from brumation in a dry lake mudhole with 18 lbs of dirt & grass on her back. TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.

PERFECT

Accumulating snow near Homer (Kenai Peninsula, Dena'ina country) Saturday morning, May 23. Photo courtesy T. Hatfield via FB. #akwx #Spring2026 @climatologist49.bsky.social

Happy #caturday! Photo by one of my kiddos who insisted we post today

it's time. society is ready for the Transgender Austin Powers Reboot

Boomer snuggled between his humans and very happy about it

Back home with this fancy little man

This stupid country has too many goddamn military holidays. Like 4-5 fuck ass 4th of Julys spread throughout the year in case we forget.

Sister Dot the mirthful

I love wafers

<"Eleanor Rigby" voice> David Filoni Making a film starring two characters from TV No one will see

“Millennials dont have brainrot”

Chasing my most recent BotNS read through with the Britney Spears memoir.