Monday selfie

Odin has been running on his wheel from 19:00- midnight and has now fallen asleep by his wheel. He’s a little gym bro, I should have named him Chad

What I've learned in the last week is that if I really wanted to break into news writing in the 2010's, all I had to do was be a worse writer and a worse person

But I repeat myself

This is me

Was like 30 people waiting for Best Buy to open this morning, wonder what’s releasing

One (1) buddy

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

I just ate a whole ass reuben and fries I’m still hungry Should I get the poutine (appetizer) or the cheesy garlic bread (side dish)

Is there another word for these besides “face tentacles” external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%...

This man is a hero. Good job Baltimore

- vocal stims ARRRRRRRRR - fantastic boots for stompy clomping - some wear fantastical coats for the swish of it all headcanon accepted

Working theory: pirates are all ADHD and bisexual

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

Just a reminder:

One of my books was on this list so recommend that if you have published a book, look yourself up at link below

BALTIMORE — Local metalhead Matt Franklin attempted to convince a police officer that the blood and bodily fluids covering his body were due to the fact he was returning home from a particularly messy GWAR show, dispatch confirmed.

I’m crying

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

It’s Plurbin’ Time

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Cats morning

*taps the sign*

Current (permanent) mood as an American in 2025:

the painted ponies go up and down

I’m watching Crit Role Canpaign 4 Aabria in full goth regalia is simply too powerful, I can’t handle it

It’s embarrassing that anyone actually believed the rich people would actually leave their nice elite enclaves in highly-developed states

Here's 1 of 2500+ photos I took last night. My camera is looking south south east. The aurora way brighter and faster last night compared to what I saw the previous night. This is just a teaser, as I have a lot of aurora content that is crunching on my computer now.

internet is crazy

Wow. Can't say much else. The overhead corona was unbelievable. The most intense reds and greens. ❤️💚😍💃 She'll be dancing until sunrise. I visited Franconia Sculpture Park over summer and it has been on my aurora photo bucket list ever since. That's where I went last night. Schafer, Minnesota.

Seriously. I'm judging your fucking ass forever if you keep playing the NYT games after today. The last **decade** of everyone's lives could have played out completely differently if a few people in charge at the New York Times hadn't buried the emails they've had.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have discovered a powerful antibody, known as 04_A06, that is able to neutralize 98.5% of MORE THAN 300 different HIV strains AND permanently reduce HIV viral load to undetectable levels, making it one of the broadest-acting antibodies against HIV identified to date.

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

The fucking sky said Free Palestine

found the quintessential idea of an onion at the farmer’s market today

What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced

Every Elon post sounds like Wheatley in Portal 2:

I would like very much if “cis person gets read as trans and is subject to the same horrible treatment” stops making news at a higher velocity than any fucking trans person being subject to the problem, as if somehow one is worse than the other

Tuck em in Tuesday

Free feet pics

OUR spells, comrade

Alright yeah Abolish the Senate