I’m takin a lil forced break here, even filtering my feed heavily there’s just too much for my brain rn - I’m on discord if you need to find me, same username. Take care of each other.

“ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do” played over video of ICE engaging in acts of violence should be the wall to wall DNC media strategy right now

it arrived! first attempt at making a sheet, some mistakes that will be corrected when I replace the pages on level-up but i like some of the bones here

Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time

no worries dude i got you

Looking at my typos being like “this time it’s personnel”

Godspeed LESBIAN DRIVER

TUBI IS FOR THE PEOPLE

No context: “I learned about why cats get poop zoomies today, I wonder if that’s the same reason why we feel the way we do afterward” *affronted tone* “I don’t get poop zoomies…”

important message to all bluesky users

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

There’s a lot of civil disobedience worth going to jail over. Posting on a fucking website isn’t one of them. Don’t be reckless, don’t be indiscreet, don’t exaggerate for emphasis.

Pro writing tip: maps can be obnoxious, let nature design them for you!

Yes

I had a dice advent calendar in 2024 that included a set of “project dice”, meaning they arrived polished but un-inked - I figured I’d either save them for the next time mini painting struck me or I had a specific character they’d vibe with. Et voila

This wheel is to the boy squirrel the way that the football is to Charlie Brown and it still makes me laugh every time he tries to use it only to be immediately spun.

Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.

In 2026 we're not sharing grifters to dunk on them. We're not spreading hate on the skyline in order to make a point about that hate. We're not quote skeeting small accounts with bad takes. We're just not gonna promote hostile stupid thought to our friends

you simply do not have to preface your statements about this with “but Maduro sucks” whether or not Maduro sucks is entirely beside the point - we invaded another country and grabbed their leader with no justification other than “we wanted to” don’t give them cover on it

friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere

Something good should happen immediately

You should leave Substack in 2026, because they platform fascists regularly, but even before that I am *begging* you to stop referring to your writing as "my Substack" because why give them that agency. It's your writing, your posts, your words, on their platform.

I would like to direct all speeders to this chart

BECOME UNGOVERNABLE

[ASMR] Cat Licking Foot Cleaning Beans

i can’t believe it has been 2016 for ten years

A country so rich and so powerful and yet so irredeemably cheap and tacky. We're like Dumb Rome. Imagine if each time they had a Triumph the finale was a methed-out birthday clown.

A goodbye to Stewart Cheifet, who hosted Computer Chronicles and Net Cafe, two critical computer news programs through the 80s and 90s. His entire collection was handed to the Internet Archive a couple years back. They are being re-digitized where needed. obits.goldsteinsfuneral.com/stewart-chei...

A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON

The Sardine Wanter has logged on

Cis comedians making great trans jokes is always such a treat

I know I definitely have notebook friends - I want to make a journal for my next dnd character, I yearn to get back to pen and paper so I don’t have to manage multiple screens while playing and can really stay present. I know of some of the ones made by field notes etc but i find them a bit…stiff?

I’ve finally started in on AVOCATE, book 3 in the Warden series by @soundingline.bsky.social - got a tip last year that Aelis loves Gaelic music so have been using that as my reading soundtrack. Books should come with some kind of seed material for mood radio, really enhances the experience imo

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

last one of the year!

Running a #Daggerheart one-shot tonight and brought my own options for the Madlibs style mini-game you play to set up the session. I'll post the PDF later!

The music really makes the video sing

i have gone through my bookmarks and am happy to present joe's Video of the Year!🎉 i have no context and never want any

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

you get into warhammer and you find yourself saying stuff like: "oh those are the blood angels. theyre kind of vampire-coded because they have a 'blood curse.' their primarch is named 'sanguinius'" and you start to die of embarrament about liking this and then you remember "count dooku"

I had all the pedals and cords and stuff on the amp and she threw a fit because that’s her spot

Happy Pop-Tarts Bowl Day to all who celebrate

Just a reminder to not let those FSA dollars go back to the corporations. Someone needs medicine and tampons and you have until 12/31 to buy them.

This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025

Hand washing dishes is *considerably* worse from a hygiene perspective than machine-washing them - this is not at all disputed in the scientific literature. www.degruyterbrill.com/document/doi...