My good friend @authorblu.es is about to go live with speedrunning WMS, Super Mario World backwards, for AGDQ! You aren't going to want to miss it! www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

chaos reigns in the authorblues discord

Unironically a thing on my bucket list is to go to the UK and try one of those funny caterpillar cakes, it makes me really mad we don't have them here and I wanna try one soooo bad

New #Neopets news! You can create a new pet through a convoluted quest and someone just discovered that the staff forgot to put the usual word filter on making new pets through this method.

a little sad I don't particularly identify with the asexual label despite falling under its umbrella because the aroace flag really does go hard as fuck honestly like definitely one of my favorites

> Our three generations of female ring-tailed lemurs – grandmother ‘Joanna’, her offspring ‘Celeste’, and Celeste's offspring ‘Hannah’ - can often be spotted cuddling together in Land of Lemurs. [Via Calgary Zoo]

Everyone at the party was hyped when I showed up and it felt good but later I found out the bene gesserit had already been here for thousands of years seeding the myth of the “crazy ass white boy “

this man is responsible for the single funniest 15 seconds in youtube history but to have the joke work you need to watch about 5 hours of flash games being played first

Please watch this video it's so fucking funny it kills me every time to just watch this fucking dude activate goddamn psychic powers he seems to think all human beings possess. An absolutely exquisite 52 seconds of your time

Still mad about this

my response to all lgbt discourse in the new year: Go Play Retroachievements Bro They Have Initial D Bro. They Got The GameCube Bro. You Could Play Phantasy Star Online Bro. Don't Have This Dumb Fucking Conversation With Me Bro You Could Be A FONewearl Right Now Farming Psycho Wand Bro

AGDQ starts tomorrow, don't miss my good friend @authorblu.es running WMS on the first day, which is Super Mario World backwards!!! gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62

"They got money for war but can't feed the poor" Sticker spotted in Pittsburgh

phone anxiety people I see you — it’s the weekend, it’s after office hours, you’ll prob get a voicemail. You can make the call!

hey gorgeous are you susceptible to propaganda

in dark times I cling to small silly joys. I am filling my heart with hope for a better world for all of us

someone once said of Wemee (the kiko with the hat in lrt) "that's not a neopet that's someone's daughter they brought to work" and it makes me laugh every time I remember it. she really does have that wide eyed innocence about her

I can't believe I got brutally owned by karma for making this meme. two years later I own two kikos and they are my precious beloved daughters who can do no wrong

The entire world should, in fact, be condemning the USA for its actions right now. We should be capturing as much flak as possible for what we've done. Just know that Americans themselves, too, are condemning what our administration has done. It's horrific and disgusting and our leader is scum.

i have to believe heaven is real because i gotta know what dinosaurs looked like its so important to me i want to see stegosaurus and microraptors and arthropleura and

Just in case anyone out there feels like they shouldn’t post art - please do. The constant bullshit from the news is difficult but we can’t allow all of that to stop us from making art and sharing it. That’s all I have to say rn - am planning to enjoy the rest of my weekend working on sketches.

Hey It's ok Things are fucked right now Log off a little bit Write in your diary Play on a console Read a book Most importantly, rest and recover If you can, call a rep But do it when YOU can Nobody wins when you break yourself

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AGDQ starts tomorrow, don't miss my good friend @authorblu.es running WMS on the first day, which is Super Mario World backwards!!! gamesdonequick.com/schedule/62

it always makes me laugh remembering migraine auras ive gotten because one of them was like this crappy flickering line like you used the lasso tool in an art program. if you google migraine aura theres interesting zigzags and rainbow patterns but mine was like some idiot fucked up in photoshop

friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere

only four hours after all that. you have got to be kidding

it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"

unfortunately this is pretty much the same reception I got for saying "maybe we don't need to post graphic photos of children's corpses". people imagine some whole thing from your post and see you as a more accessible target to take their anger out on instead of like, yelling at an actual fascist.

some people very invested in their right to (checks notes) make what are legally considered threats of domestic terrorism and investigated by a currently very hostile and fascist government as such! and think that anyone who wants to protect someone from this concept is some kind of narc. bizarre.

Having trouble sleeping due to migraine postdrome insomnia and nothing is working, so despite the aforementioned migraine a bitch is going to learn about Haskell. You brought this on yourself, you sopping chunk of neurotransmitters

Time to dust this one off again

if you go to a protest wear a mask

friendly reminder to not post anything that will get feds knocking on your door and putting you on no-fly lists, no matter how upset you are about injustices. it doesn't matter that you're not serious and it doesn't matter if you append "in Minecraft". be careful with what you say, here or anywhere

lemon pig . . .

a reminder as always when seeing news like this: it's shocking, it's a lot, and all the answers aren't clear yet. It is NOT a failing or cowardly move to take a break from social media if shit gets overwhelming for a few hours and doing something to take your mind off things. it's strength

With the reports on Venezuela coming out, be super-careful about what you share - we already know that folks are pumping out videos that look realistic that can add to the frenzy This sucks, a lot

OK I log off social media for 30 minutes and I guess my country started another war. cool. Great. Could you please stop doing that

No I'm not still thinking about the dream I had with a hot butch hitting on me who looked like a 30 year old tgirl Draco with a coke habit. Why do you ask

as a trans person I actually think it's ok if you make Harry Potter fanfiction as long as one of the main characters is transgender and you devote a non-negligible portion of time to lovingly describing the ways in which your headcanon makes sense and dovetails with their character arc

my response to all lgbt discourse in the new year: Go Play Retroachievements Bro They Have Initial D Bro. They Got The GameCube Bro. You Could Play Phantasy Star Online Bro. Don't Have This Dumb Fucking Conversation With Me Bro You Could Be A FONewearl Right Now Farming Psycho Wand Bro

anyone who wastes time trying to do stupid community dividing bs like arguing experiences are unique to lesbians that bi women couldn't possibly experience... i just, i dont fucking care anymore dude. people are dying. find something better to waste your time on than hating other queer people ok?

me: i cant wait to have a peaceful evening the internet: the owner of one of the old pet sites you used to post on has shown her entire ass by using donations that should've been used on the website to instead commission art of herself and her secret lewdtuber fucking a neo-nazi me:

A series of unfortunate events 1. My friend gets downed via NOED, under a pallet 2. I drop the pallet and fuck the timing, failing to free my friend as they get picked up 3. I drop a flashbang and blind myself and my friend, notably do not blind the killer I laughed so hard I got lightheaded

this is a hard read but a good one if you don't want to read a whole article, you should take away at least this: grok will literally just take the clothes off of any random photo of a woman now. people are doing it in the replies of random selfies. and to photos of children.