Higemaru Makaijima mentioned!

Very sympathetic to my friends whose streams benefit from or depend on SAMMI, but the timeline of their dork founder coming back saying "I'm going to save this doomed project... with AI!" only for the entire dev team to quit and everybody dropping it is, separate from everything, extremely funny.

Same, little guy. Couldn't agree more.

Ready for magFAST now, just gotta get more consistent at 96 exit too before AGDQ 2026. That category has some of the nasty stages.

On behalf of the Pit Crew's fundraiser for Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC, we ended up raising $11,317.45 in total. I'm floored by the generosity of this community. I don't know what to say apart from thank you! @skybilz.bsky.social @tietuesday.bsky.social @sword.zone @smight.bsky.social

Tomorrow (starting 11a eastern), some of the Pit Crew (me, @skybilz.bsky.social, @tietuesday.bsky.social, @sword.zone, @smight.bsky.social) will be doing an Archipelago raising money for our local food banks. Sky and I will be raising money for Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC specifically.

Oh no it's more sanctioned Neighvember Horsin' with Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

I need to make a version of this with the captions changed to "new data structure discovery" and Knuth for my data structures slide deck

Streaming for the first time in like 500 years. PRINCESS MAKER Retroachievements, baby! twitch.tv/prettypinkpansy

Every time I get an email or read a post about how "AI is inevitable" and so you need to do X or Y to get ready for it, I screenshot it. I've saved them all. When the bubble bursts, I'm going to be a menace. I will be unstoppable. I will be taken to prison for the harassment I am going to do.

The reason why almost all politicians are uniquely terrible at their job is because their role in society is to act as an interface between a broken system and people who they hate and refuse to interact with. Most politicians could improve marginally if they got yelled at by normal people more.

Using Charlie Brown and Lucy as a metaphor for the Dems and the GOP respectively, when she pulls the football out of the way, is particularly apt because typically the person who holds the football and the person who kicks the football play for the same team.

Bank or Stank 29 is up! Phantasmal Flames sure is a set. youtube.com/shorts/Pvy_q...

i'm really annoyed the internet has reached a point where people by default think every game is bad, especially with older ones. i get this from random chatters no matter how much i am enjoying myself, streamers have their whole personality revolve around trashing every tiny thing, it's exhausting

lou bega doesn't know what instruments are

A week from tomorrow (11/15), I'll be raising money for the Second Harvest Food Bank of Northwest NC with Pit Crew alongside @authorblu.es . We want to help out our community during a time where not everyone can afford to put food on the table.

As a reminder, I'll be on the front page of Twitch starting one hour from now and lasting for eight hours. It'll be a relatively pg stream!

"rather than send another email i thought i'd just call you" that's your problem. you should just get on my level. i am capable of sending what is effectively an infinite number of emails.

Bank or Stank 24 is up. Have fun and give it some love. They gotta stop stinking at some point, right? www.youtube.com/shorts/cP-8s...

Ditto for me. If you are interested in being on Arcade Pit and you're not sure how to get involved, hit me up. I'll put you in contact with the right people. It's a ton of silly fun.

I've been sending out feelers to some of them but to any oomf that doesn't know- I do cohost a gameshow on Sunday Nights, the Arcade Pit, and I'd love to get some of my mutuals on there! Hit me up here or on Discord if you're interested, we'd love to have you!

i know what he’s talking about

My niece is missing. She was last seen in Patterson, NJ on Oct 25th. Please help us find her.

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

Probably a picture of me picking up a sandwich with my fingers with the caption "Gross."

My dad is the same age as his nephews, so I call them all aunt and uncle, even though we're cousins. Where's my NYT hit piece?

Halloween Arcade Pit time! twitch.tv/smight @authorblu.es and @thevoiceofdog.bsky.social vs @sword.zone and @wobblypython.bsky.social See you there!

Every year I play through Eternal Darkness, all three stories, about 15 hours long. Today is that day. Now is that time. twitch.tv/authorblues is that place. Eternal Darkness is that game.

By moving to the “center,” Democrats have failed to fight the forces that led us to Donald Trump: widening inequality, economic insecurity, and the unchecked political power of corporations and the rich. There is no more "center" anymore, despite what pundits say. Watch.

The way that @skybilz.bsky.social plays Tears of the Kingdom is upsetting. I'm currently forming a task force to figure out how her brain works so we can put a stop to it. www.twitch.tv/skybilz/clip...

The way that @skybilz.bsky.social plays Tears of the Kingdom is upsetting. I'm currently forming a task force to figure out how her brain works so we can put a stop to it. www.twitch.tv/skybilz/clip...

Looking into the largest I can get this printed *immediately*

So true, bestie. So many more people watch the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie every day than play Super Mario Bros.

My latest megabonk masterpiece is up, it's a full run, if you got an hour to kill and want some chill bonk action here ya go! youtu.be/A05MNuMoWZY?...

hey, card game nerds in my reach: play this game. it's *adorable* and also there is an incredible depth to building your cards. i thought i'd do a couple runs last night and ended up streaming it for NINE HOURS STRAIGHT. This game has the SAUCE. store.steampowered.com/app/3617620/...

I don't feel like Dante Alighieri would feel any particular way about this because I don't think he would have the depth of context and understanding necessary to parse what he was seeing here. But I'd be happy to explain it to him. store.steampowered.com/app/3372060/...

mtg in 1997: this card is selenia, a guardian angel from the heavenly realm of serra. twisted by the phyrexians, she drove crovax of urborg insane with unrequited love mtg in 2025: this card is spongebob. from spongebob squarepants mtg in 2035: we ran out of ideas. this card is your coworker jeff

I'm now live with my somewhat ill-advised FMV marathon. I'm starting with Johnny Rock and playing all the DVDs pictured below from left to right. Should take like 8 hours or so, which means I'll be here all day. twitch.tv/sharfers beef.fish

There's gotta be a better way

We should be asking this c o n s t a n t l y.

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Everybody forgot about Mario Wonder too fast

Bank or Stank 3 is up! Please leave a view/like on the YouTube short below. Every view helps! Thanks <3 www.youtube.com/shorts/Tvbdf...

I'm really glad this resolved itself in the right way. We didn't have to get here, but the right outcome was achieved.

After 3 years and 3 playthroughs I am finally going to get the true ending of Eternal Darkness tonight after I banish this Jellyfish with the help of @authorblu.es who told me he was an expert on these things twitch.tv/TheJewker

My new game "Tom Dahl" is out now! Watch over a mysterious prisoner and try to survive the night! Available in English, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Spanish, Brazilian Portuguese, Indonesian and Russian! French will also be available soon. Enjoy! store.steampowered.com/app/4003500/...