You can't tell me I can make my own wordle and then hit me with this

But also the bat shaped Reese's

I have a bad habit of messaging people literally right before I go to sleep "Hi! I'm going to bed soon goodnight"

I knew eggs could explode in the microwave, but apparently they can explode even without the shell I've poached eggs like this just fine for years what the heck happened this time

Display driver updates in the background -> audio breaks and I can't hear anything until I restart computer to finish the update Restart computer to finish update -> display driver borked so now I have glittery glitchy pixels all over every once in a while I love technology

Bad news: all the fillings I got when I was younger are needing replacing, and some are failing around the edges causing more cavities--crown is needed on at least one tooth Good news: I applied for a program that helps with financing hearing aids and I'm getting some for about 90% off

I was about to go to bed but then I accidentally spent an hour trying to write CSS to disable the custom username effects in discord

Signal is not going to win over Telegram users if the desktop app is this bad lmao

Scorigami

before anyone asks I do in fact have adhd

i just made a cool video

forgot to put this up somewhere so here you go. visualize your favorite zlib stream! lynn.github.io/flateview/

Can't have a SEX instruction without an STD instruction

Mario sunshine remake and/or sequel Star Fox Adventures remake and/or sequel (realistic: sfa for nso)

Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure xkcd.com/3138/

when it rains it pours

mind prison

Super Mario World Vanilla Ghost House, the first level I got to with the Big Boo I was stuck on this level for years because I was too afraid to go back into that level Honorable mention to Super Mario 64 when the cart tilted and Mario collapsed into the floor along with loud static noises

Getting ready to redesign my website, and sorting through all the stuff I want to keep and what should just get archived I'm gonna try my best to redirect any changed URLs but I'm probably not going to catch everything

Related youtu.be/_E4k0BPBP34

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Being able to block/filter messages based on their content is something that discord needs without having to install 3rd party stuff

I made a lua script for the Mesen emulator to let you use a drawing tablet in Mario Paint (normally it doesn't work properly) pastebin.com/BYBM1g8S

New friend

One of these days man, I'm gonna go apeshit

stares at you #shinx #mariopaint

furry transfem

3D printing time

After like 10+ years of wanting a 3d printer, they finally became good enough and cheap enough that I ordered one

The four gentlemen

Building a Fire xkcd.com/3114/

I made a bluesky client. That looks and works by famous phpBB2 by przemo. Check it out if you miss those funny forums bskybb.domi.zip/forum/index....

We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.

On (or around) this day in 2017, the greatest photo of the Fab Five was taken. @isofrieze.com PJ Aaron @bigiftruman.bsky.social @bramz.live

When discord was created, I was excited to switch from skype because I was fed up with it, but I don't remember being as frustrated with skype then as I am with discord now. or hell, discord like 4 years ago

Sigh.

My fishbone cactus is growing in three directions instead of being flat

Got my email from nintendo to preorder the switch 2 today

I have never been sore from shivering for so long before, this feels weird

Went all of FWA without any problems until my last flight home I was seated next to an old woman who would not stop coughing without even attempting to cover it. And now I have an itch in my throat ugggggh

A full in-depth explanation of the level format of Super Mario Bros. 2, showing off how :weird: it can get! How Super Mario Bros. 2 Builds Levels youtu.be/UdD26eFVzHQ

Watch out, in the dark you might find a bug! Subspace and the entirety of the Super Mario Bros. 2 level format explained in an upcoming video, available now for Patreon supporters and YouTube channel members! patreon.rgmechex.com

Every morning I wake up: "Today I will do x" Every minute of the day is spent doing something, literally anything other than x while feeling guilty about not doing x Until bedtime where I think: "Welp now I'm too tired, I'll do it tomorrow" Yeah right

This is an illustration I recently finished for my dear friend @seanfitzpatrick.bsky.social as a super late Christmas gift. It might look like a bunch of random characters thrown together, but if you’re cultured, you’ll probably get it ;-)

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

I found there is actually a word for the phobia I have: megalophyllophobia (fear of large leaves) It's mild but any leaves larger than like my outstretched hand gives me the chills I would outright avoid the wild burdock plants in our yard as a child