i don't think anybody realizes that the live action zelda movie, being made in reference to botw it seems, will likely contain the most horrifying cgi version of sidon you've ever seen

dude takes down hillary clinton with a conspiracy implying an international pedophile ring from deleted emails, followed by him killing his connection to a pedophile ring himself, and epstein's dying breath being used to curse donald trump to the same fate would be the funniest shit on the planet

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

decided to re-watch futurama and got to the hulu episodes and wow, people weren't lying. these new episodes are straight up dogshit. there's been a covid episode and two fucking crypto episodes so far. fuck this revival

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

very good and very necessary feature, youtube!

at the literal moment this post was made i was actively listening to the Cloudy Park remix from the previous volumes i swear that i have the ability to predict the future

Sound of Kirby Cafe 3. Releasing in December 🙏✨ 　 カフェサントラ、これまでの 2作の思い出と共に… 　 12月12日、カフェストア等にて、 レコード盤もリリースです🙏💿✨🎵 ーーーーーーーーーーーー #kirbycafe #kirby #カービィカフェ #星のカービィ

girl why are you so TALL

KILL EACH OTHER

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

with the dust settling with the NYC election Cuomo losing the nomination and then going against the wishes of the voters by continuing to run anyways, but then saying "I want to work with MAGA to get things done!" when a good chunk of people *hate* MAGA... probably wasn't a winning strategy

how is it that there's more likeable traits in curtis sliwa than andrew cuomo like, it basically just sounds like he's one of the republicans who refused to go along with the MAGA movement

a couple days ago i got my hair trimmed so i wouldn't look homeless when i met with my manager when he came into town yesterday not used to it yet, hair is too bouncy

It's very lively! Let's get along well✨⭐️ 　 賑やか！ 　 どうぞ、よろしくお願いします！ ーーーーーーーーーーーー #kirby #magolor #marx #taranza #カービィ 🙏🙏🙏✨

i wish the economy wasn't so shitty these days, so i could buy the giant larvesta plush from pokemon center (when it's back in stock). maybe now's the time i start a patreon and use that for extra money. except, if i don't have extra money i don't think anybody else does either

when The Time comes for mitch, can we all agree to just refer to him as Mulch McConnell from then on

the man on the right has made it his life's mission to capture Lupin the Third

Since I'm still in a bit of a Mario Galaxy mood, I made some sprites of Starship Mario for use on map screens. There's even little passengers! I made 3D renders to use as perfectly accurate references. Sprite sheet: www.spriters-resource.com/custom_edite... #pixelArt #SuperMario #SuperMarioGalaxy

considering that we now know Volo is apparently still alive as of Legends Z-A, big fan of the theory that Cynthia is post-hrt Volo

huge fan of how i love eating spicier foods but anytime i do i get a stomach ache i desire the Spice but my stomach craves plain

i love this fuckin dude, man

Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript

saw some early reviews of Z-A that whined about the texture quality on Switch 1, but decided to give it a shot anyways I play mostly on handheld mode and barely notice anything wrong, game looks fine. gameplay on the other hand: wow pokemon battles are fun this time

btw while i was banned i made this and sent it to jenny bc i was playing a lot of hades and really wanted to post about it

i'm still mad that Gavin Newson legitimately stole my name of referring to JD Vance as "Just Dance Vance"

i made a sprite like this eons ago but i decided to remake it and i think it's really funny

exceptionally funny that i know next to nothing about homestuck after all these years, with my sole exposure to anything adjacent being sweet bro and hella jeff

had the idea of "I wonder if it'd take less fuel to launch a passenger craft into near-orbit altitudes and then just maintain its position while the earth rotates before landing at the desired spot" and then realized that'd basically just be an ICBM containing people which might not work out well

lack of death animation aside, its pretty much done

currently no way to deal damage (and no interaction with morton himself) but even so, i think the actual pattern works well so far

rainy day, closed out like ten tickets at work, and resolved two more complex issues solo at work with no assistance from my colleagues with minimal frustration genuinely, the only thing that can make my mood better is if one (1) specific person has a stroke today

Goo Filled Lebron James $4.68 via Amazon (Prime Eligible). ow.ly/x9v950VpjH5 The Goo Filled Lebron goo has become hard over the years. Because of this though you can break his arms with a loud snap and then Lebron heals himself after a few hours. Then you can break his arm again.

for what it's worth, I actually DID know the solution to this - I first found out around 4 years ago, but I never submitted a fix for it because I didn't know why it still sometimes broke (as in, when placed to the left of Mario on level load only) I only learned why *that* part broke today, though

so, one of my favorite bugs in SMW has to be the way Boos work. basically, when they spawn in, their initial direction isn't initialized properly so they always face right, causing them to "turn" to face Mario on-spawn particularly noteworthy because makes Boo Blocks misalign and become obvious

imagine dedicating your life to spreading beliefs you feel are "best" for society, before dying, and then being forced to watch from the afterlife as the very people who could and *should* continue your work use your death solely to try to make starbucks and build-a-bear workshop lose like $2000/yr

i should give mario odyssey another go and see if i enjoy it this time. every single time i've ever tried to play it, i try to learn to do the "fun" movement and realize it's actually frustrating to learn, and playing the game without going for it feels like a boring version of super mario 64

Absolutely dying that the latest AI trend that's apparently sweeping Facebook are videos of old women jumping backwards while holding giant rocks over their heads to kamikaze the glass bridges they're standing on.

megaman pilots a giant mech that looks vaguely like him and its just called mechaman

improving my mental health by buying cute mushroom string lights from walmart and hanging them around my window

@junlper.beer already broke this story a few years ago sorry

big thinking

Thank you sir

it's crazy to think that Kirby Right Back At Ya was made before even Amazing Mirror released i wonder what a modern anime adaption would actually look and feel like, given all of the lore built up since then

weird childhood memory: growing up, I lived in the High Desert of California. in our area, we were pretty high elevation (~3100 ft above sea level), so when we'd leave the area, we'd refer to it as going "down the hill". any bordering area around us that was lower in elevation was called that.

added some code to strip out the automatic X-flip of the graphics which allows you to technically use your own unique flipped frames