there's a guy at raising canes with a shirt that says VIRGINITY ROCKS

had some guy come to our door regarding repainting the address on our curb and when i answered the door he was like "... not to be rude but are you the man of the house?" and seemed genuinely shocked when i said "yup. i'm 32"

meat no stop

she absolutely does not

i've yet to actually add the stars, but the wavy effect is ingame

game of the year

they're gay for each other now

gay dog

going through my once-every-few-months distant desire to drop everything and move overseas been looking at houses in Japan and being, again, shocked that reasonably good homes are under $250k usd in most cases

so i want to point out, i did have a very vivid dream last night during this sleep i had a dream i was putting together a thanksgiving-style dinner and i was at the store shopping anyways, in the produce section, there was this cat. but it wasn't a normal cat. it was made of lettuce

felt very tired last night at like 9:30 so i sat down on my bed, and immediately fell asleep for 11 hours honestly this is the most refreshed i've felt in a month or so. i probably could sleep more if i didn't have to work

ethical thorn ring substitute

as somebody who grew up around someone who watched infowars on the daily (and even tried to get me into it when i was *14 years old*) this is so fucking funny

had to get gas for my car earlier today. $4.50/gal. costed $55 to fill my tank up from near-empty do you think the next guy will miss

pure movementslop

@tobyfox.undertale.com gave me a sneak peek of chapter 6 of deltarune

i only mentioned a gun one time. to meat. and apparently now everyone is into guns

she has breached containment

when website error messages use sounds like "hmmm" or "oh no!" or some bullshit to describe that they're actively having a connection issue it actually makes me more mad you are not actively "thinking". you are not human. you do not need to be saying "hmmm" in any error message. shut the fuck up.

"trump is possessed by demonic forces" bro he IS the demonic forces. you can literally look at biblical descriptions of the antichrist and it almost seems like he's modeled himself after them

it's awesome that caffeine doesn't actually have any tangible effect on me literally can drink coffee or a caffeinated drink before bed and still have a cozy sleep

rhythm heaven seeing $60-$70 switch and switch 2 game discourse and deciding to go with the tried-and-true strategy of making their game $40

when it comes time to line people up at the metaphorical guillotine, those like Tucker Carlson and Alex Jones should not be spared. they've held roles as key influences to the chaotic world we now find ourselves in and personally profited from it, despite their current outrage against the regime.

at raising cane's and this guy in front of me has an iron cross tattooed behind his ear

do you think when chapter 5 of deltarune releases we'll meet asgore's tv in the dark world and he'll be like the wario version of tenna

i have had the opinion for years at this point but i think america should adopt japan's various driver signs (i.e. new driver, elderly, hearing-impaired, etc.)

its so funny how mcdonalds does such a bad job at making me interested in visiting their restaurants as opposed to literally any other restaurant

i remember seeing these sprites when i was like 13 years old and they're just as hilarious as back then

really happy with how these particles turned out

i hate this 90-degrees-in-march weather why am i cursed to i live in a place where it's not still reasonably cold out can't even sleep under my blanket because my room is already like 80 at night

working on particle effects and thought it'd be funny to make some that spawn only on solid blocks in testing it with invisible solid blocks, it's actually kind of cool this way

being able to jump immediately following a ground pound was a bug but it's now a feature and god is it fun to play with

the shell powerup i've been working on is too "fun" to work as a powerup alone, so i think it's better as a playable character doing that will let me make my own powerups that increase or decrease control. in this case, omnidirectional boosting

www.patreon.com/posts/153546... uploaded this dumb thing

does anybody remember back in the pre-2010s internet when uploading an image meant it would get like 0.5% darker every time it got reuploaded, so sprite sheets and stuff were never the original colors you ripped them as

i learned chuck norris died from a netanyahu tweet

made it so there's more than one variety: green ones are normal behavior yellow launches at a consistent height red launch much lower and faster blue remain sad forever gray ones launch an exploding one

decided it'd be really funny to port this enemy from yoshi's island

i suspect i've posted this before (probably on twitter) but i've had this gif saved on my photobucket since 2006-2007 and its still as incredible as it was back then

modified the vanilla game's score notations to have a little visual flair to it, by rendering each individual digit as separate sprites somehow, it even works with the "broken" unused coin rewards

i made a cheater so mad in tf2 tonight that he spent $5 to upgrade his throwaway account to premium so he could trash talk me in chat. but the chat feature doesn't unlock right away, so he added me. he then talked trash for like 10 minutes, then apologized for "being toxic". what

this truly is becoming a movementslop powerup

cat update

has anybody made a like... reverse-isekai anime like, the protagonist from a mundane world doesn't get teleported to a new world, but characters and creatures from a fantasy world get teleported into the protagonist's world and now just kind of have to learn to adapt