I don't know if there are people much stupider than cornbread purists Get a fucking hobby you weird assholes

Saw the first Big Thing. We were in a moving bus on the wrong side of the road so I couldn't get a pic. Who wants to guess what it was?

Slaying a spire. you should come hang out if you want to slay the spire... too. twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

We can DPS. We can Heal. It is time... Let Red Mage Tank.

This a million times over. Make it spicy. Make it mild. Make it with extra protein. Hell, make it with cake frosting. The vast majority of the people shouting about how someone else cooks can't cook for a damn themselves anyway

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) My good-ass twitch stream is now over three Confederacies long and growing (2013 - present day) follow it and join in at twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze You won't be disappointed; it's a good-ass time

Been bitching about this since Shitter. The sooner game devs stop lying about watching my stream, the sooner I'll stop deleting their pitch emails. nothing gets me to shitcan a pitch faster than "hey thegreatgildersneeze, saw your Games + Demos streams and think you'd be a perfect fit for [game]"

Feeling mildly under the weather stomach-wise today, and part of my more positive mental attitude is "it's okay to take a sick day if you need one and you're not gonna panic that everyone hates you for missing one stream" so I'm resting up today. See ya tomorrow!

note how happy he looks, how innocent. this is clearly before the ball sitting moment that would change his entire life

Now live and we're finally checking out the 1.0 of Cursed Words for a bit, then other things! Come on in and see if you still enjoy me playing weird word puzzle-based roguelikes! Hell yeah, m8 (i think i am required by law to call you m8s now) twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

Running slightly late today! Slept all the way up to my backup alarm instead of waking up at 5AM. See y'all asap!

Oh baby, gonna make some pulled pork shoulder tomorrow for tacos, hell yeah Gonna be *torture* streaming while the slow cooker is going all day

*HELP* i think it broke because there were so many coins worth an astounding amount

HELP

HELP

it's now at 3.0e2094 and rising near infinitely for the moment help

hahahah my top coin is pretty good i think

i think i did alright here? y'all tell me

pffft, if i had to make TWO burner accounts so i can hide behind mommy's skirt just to continue to TRY to zing a streamer i literally hate-watch because he's not streaming the way i want him to, i think i'd find the nearest cliff and just end it especially if i was hate-lurking his discord, lmao

Well streaming yesterday was so fun i figured i might as well do it again today, so why not join me for some more Raccoin and also we'll talk about new stupid hats and stuff! Plus Jenn and I landed the new place we were after so that rules! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

Lmao, AI bros are so embarrassingly fucking stupid.

alrighty, guess who's back streaming again, finally! do i still have a job? will i still remember how all this works? can i still win a video'd game? HELL come find out! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze AND NO HORSIN.

Live in about 30 minutes for anyone who likes a stream

i guess we find out in a couple hours if i still have a job or not. man i'm nervous about streaming again

i know a hwoarang main when i see one

I've picked up a whole bunch of followers these past couple weeks, it seems, so a reminder that I maintain (irregularly) a big list of Notable Free PC Games. Mostly beefy ones Games are expensive. The economy is terrible. If you've got a halfway functional PC, you WILL find something great in here.

Holy shit that AI disclosure I think I'd rather blow my own balls off with a firecracker than admit it took me six months to make this turd with genAI doing literally everything By the way, are uhhh, we paying you, or the robots for all your "work"? Because I'm not seeing where you worked for it.

A Metroidvania is a game where Samus Aran fights Dracula. I'm not sure what everyone else is making but it's definitely not that.

There will still be a few things out of place tomorrow, just as a warning. Been doing things like "getting married," "settling in to a new country," "housework," and such Plus we're getting ready to move to a new place, so the setup itself is in a temporary state. Still gonna be good streamin' tho

Tomorrow when I hit start streaming

@gildersneeze.bsky.social is my go-to stream whenever I catch him live. Good vibes, great takes, and he puts unhinged amounts of work into making his streams as entertaining as possible.

More creatives need to stop pussyfooting around and tell these kind of people to fuck off. Especially game devs. This idea that paying $20 - $70 for a video game entitles someone to scream and yell like a child over features they don't like should be squashed *flat.* Buyers aren't on the dev team.

the funny cartoon databases you're all slinging around are all claudecode shit by the way, i do not need to see any of that fucking horseshit also the subtitles are ugly as fuck

We have a LOT to catch up on. For example: I now live on an entirely different continent! And I'm married! Also there's like a TON of games that came out in my absence so we'll play those and yap! See you in a couple days

Man, Jenn was counting on me to go with her to check out new places for us to rent and I'm having one of the worst bouts of indigestion I've had in months I feel like the biggest jerk and a half

Having a real banger of a mental health day, wheeeeeee

I'll leave him to it then

Attention: people who miss my dumb streams of video'd gaming Sunday afternoon. (Monday morning if you're in the future like me). Clear your fuckin schedule, baby, I'm COMIN' BACK.

People who constantly say streamers are "ragebaiting" when they fuck up at a game should either post their own surely flawless gameplay or be shot out of a cannon

It's him. The Funny Dragon. And he's Specical. #residentevil

I'm getting a @gamer.baby cooked breakfast and none of you suckers are, so my morning just got like 5000% better

I love FOMO and asset theft as pillars of "game preservation," wdym?

"hey this all digital future isn't great, we need physical media to be a little more prominent than it's been lately" we all said as the monkey's paw curled and limited run games became one of the biggest mainstream options for niche physical video games getting released

I am so fuckin close to having streams up again. Gonna need some serious help focusing because I'll be off ADHD meds for a bit.

The lesson learnt there is 'when an obviously non-PR person is slightly awkward when doing PR, you SHOULD NOT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT'. Especially not being obsessively weird about it for years.

You ever just feel like you're always a problem, like even when you try your hardest to not?

Greaaaat, forgot to deactivate my CS6 serials before I moved and then had to change motherboards. Now I'm having a fun time with "you have reached the activation limit" despite there being 0 activations on my account I fucking hate adobe and hate even more that it's the only software I'm trained in