can't wait to live in this country fukken hurry up, february

so uhhhhh any of you cosclay users know what kind of sealant i need if im making a durable small outdoor garden ornament? i plan on using acrylic paint but havent reached that stage yet. still in finishing up sculpting and texturing paging craftsky too and uhhh polymer clay ?

Checkin' out some new games. Horsin' is on break because all the games i have left in the list are basically the same game, so after stream imma find some NEW horsin'. Let's have a look at Forestrike to start, looks to be a sick Kung-Fu roguelike! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

Horsing break today, just playin' some regular ol' video games while i find better horse games after stream Gonna check out Forestrike, a kung fu roguelite that looks dope as fuck, then other games so come on by and enjoy video games with me (about 20 minutes)

Sorry every other response or quote to this post, but Regina (Dino Crisis) claps all of y'all www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTuN...

i'm dyin how is there no cover charge for this site

Sorry every other response or quote to this post, but Regina (Dino Crisis) claps all of y'all www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTuN...

damn, i thought i was getting away from tipping culture by moving to australia turns out it's compulsory

First Half Life, 3 Screenshots

Oh no it's horse-based jank? Doesn't sound super based to me, bruh twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

horsin' in 30; got some horse jank that looks uhh, real janky

when did we decide that important buttons like "sign in" only show up if my browser is fullscreened? i feel like we got rid of that problem ages ago and it's starting to creep back in to web design can we not?

the worst a theater kid ever did was teach me "stab, slice." they sure never tried to drag me into any marketplaces of ideas or yap to me about ayn rand

100% this plus a bonus "i'm tired of people calling legitimate human-made art as genAI because they're desperate to get social media backpats for calling out genAI"

incredible that for big companies, this is gonna be considered the 'uncompromising take'

My eyes almost popped out of my skull. “Once they record one line for us we should have the right to never pay for their work again and use their real life voice to say things forever. Why don’t people see the NUANCE about how ai can be GOOD???” absolutely done with Helldivers 2 forever lmao

lots of people hate the game awards because it's basically an advertisement-riddled popularity contest. here's a *way better* reason to hate the game awards. fuck this and fuck geoff keighley

one of my favorite things in music is listening to a drummer try to explain a complex drum line it's like an absolutely insane language made up by aliens while still perfectly explaining what just happened "okay, so when he did that guhdidduhguh-guhdidduhguh GAHK in that last fill..."

Horsin' twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

headache feels better today. horsin' soon!

boy howdy i woke up with a craving for ramen and not good ramen. i want that cheapass packet ramen. no, not the good brands. i want the straight garbage. a sodium bomb in a bag that vaguely resembles chicken flavor, let's fuckin' gooooooo (to the grocery to buy some)

"i can't believe there's anyone who hasn't [whatevered this whatever]! this reaction is faked for views!" Detective, i hate to break it to you, but uhh, brand new human beings are literally born every single day on this earth and they all grow up different from you. you're just real fuckin' old.

forgot to mention here that i've had a powerful headache all day, so i did the "smart" thing and decided to rest see you tomorrow for horsin

i should mention i reposted this because i hate this attitude in general. stagnant nostalgia for times gone by is divisive and ridiculous. acting like old SFM or shit like "badger badger badger" was somehow more intellectual than modern memes is crazy work.

man there are some insufferably stupid people on this site

steam is apparently allowing "this game had AI in it that it didn't disclose" as a valid return statement, so if you or anyone you know actually paid $70 for slop, get that money back

Are people so cooked/nostalgic for old SFM memes (painis cupcake etc) they think that something like skibidi toilet got marketed into zeitgeist with movie deals and merchandising instead of blowing up first and then being offered merch and movie deals? Do you know how anything works?

Oh no it's more sanctioned Neighvember Horsin' with Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

gotta go pick up some meds and lunch, then we got MORE HORSIN' to do as neighvember continues on another barbie horse adventure title. I have been reassured by @sharfers.beef.fish that the one we played yesterday is the worst one so uhh, at least we're going up in quality!

lol, just saw someone claim the Steam Machine as a harbinger of an "E.T. 2.0" games industry crash it's been supposed to crash since the PS360 days bro the only thing with a longer "no really, it's happening any minute now" cycle is Jesus getting off his lazy ass and showing back up. get real.

"creativity is contagious" i say as i prompt a robot to "create" for me how do you ai fuckers say this shit with a straight face

Aging fans of aging franchise mad that latest installment isn't being made just for them: part infinity

i'm not even canadian and i'm pissed off rich people are twats

Alright it's time for officially sanctioned horsin' in Neighvember. We're kickin it off with Barbie Horse Adventures: Blue Ribbon Race. But only Barbie is allowed to horse around. I better not catch you all horsin'. twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

lmao, i thought i'd finally found a few consistent hours of non overlap but i guess i'll have to move the stream start time even earlier if i want to still make a living. hooray.

man, people who join discord servers for streamers or specific video games and then get mad about pings for announcements are fuckin' weird. if you join one and don't expect updates, idk what to tell you. plus, you can literally suppress @ mentions. seems like a you problem, chief

to the inbred redneck motherfucker who just flipped me off because he almost ran a yield sign into my passenger side while i was in a traffic circle with right of way hope you choke and die mad, shit for brains

wheeee time to go jump through hoops for brain medication because the refill date falls on the weekend and i need it refilled two whole days earlier than i'm legally supposed to. watch out NC government, i might start dealin' drugs with those four early pills whooooooooooaaaaaa

HOW CAN A CUBE PLAY GAMES IF GAMES ARE MADE OF TRIANGLES. WAKE UP.

maybe we could use another splash screen.

Bahahahaha I don't even speedrun anymore and the people who get super butthurt about their favorite game not being "respected" or "played right" are still the funniest WeLl AkShUwAlLy basement dwellers in the bunch.

Can't wait for the YouTube shorts with some douchebag wearing fake medical scrubs in a grocery aisle yelling at me about the evils of POWERED SUGAR

Lmao I have played dozens of games releases this year that do not use generative AI for any part of development. Another fuckin lying ass CEO. Blow it out your ass

I missed finishing them during Socktober on account of me being busy moving house, but they're done. My first pair of knitted socks ☺️ Pattern is Tin Can Knits "Rye" Yarn is Pierrot Yarns "Celeste" (45% Cotton 40% Wool 15% Nylon

Come on in, watch some video games with your ol' pal Gildersneeze twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

Stream in 30! gonna continue ball pit, maybe try a solo Peak run, or mess around in other games. possibly a real weird deckbuilder sorta thing? Horse games start tomorrow! See you soon

devs who aren't afraid to tell gamers "You don't get to be a member of the dev team nor the board of directors simply because you bought one $60 title. SYBAU."

dear american sandwich restaurants: you can put less than one entire bucket of mayo on a sandwich. just like, a little spread for flavor and lubrication is fine. i'd like to taste the rest of the ingredients, please