This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

Checkin' out some new games. Horsin' is on break because all the games i have left in the list are basically the same game, so after stream imma find some NEW horsin'. Let's have a look at Forestrike to start, looks to be a sick Kung-Fu roguelike! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

What a deal!

Shall we yell at them? #oilpainting #art

Oh no it's horse-based jank? Doesn't sound super based to me, bruh twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Horsin' twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

When Hollywood tries to remake an Aussie classic

Here’s the room where I keep all my things

Oh no it's more sanctioned Neighvember Horsin' with Barbie Horse Adventures: Wild Horse Rescue! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

HOW CAN A CUBE PLAY GAMES IF GAMES ARE MADE OF TRIANGLES. WAKE UP.

I missed finishing them during Socktober on account of me being busy moving house, but they're done. My first pair of knitted socks ☺️ Pattern is Tin Can Knits "Rye" Yarn is Pierrot Yarns "Celeste" (45% Cotton 40% Wool 15% Nylon

this has to be the single greatest image in the history of sports

Why don't they try doing a government shutup

"Yes, Captain. I then told her I was programmed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."

Frank Sinatra’s first draft

#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia

How do you figure out how to decorate your mid-century loungeroom? You go straight to the source.

Here's your award.

streaming video games can you believe it? twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

It’s kind of weird that in the US government system the mayor of New York outranks the president, but they have all sorts of weird shit over there, like opossums and Quentin Tarantino

Live and doin' video games. Neighvember on hold due to artist's block and light insomnia but regular games are goin' down with an older background for now! ball x pit to start! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

Remaking that Big Train sketch where the hotel owner renames the Ritz to the Titz, but now he renames the Hyatt to the Gyatt. "Ours will be the biggest Gyatt in the world." youtu.be/mjG5JVWgyWw?...

we did it babes.... we're the opposite of cooked. what is that. we're ingredients

I'm glad they finally gave Zelda jeans.

Square Enix would be leaving money on the table not to have Jonathan Bailey front ads for the next FFXIV expansion now.

28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories

'tis the season

Metal Gear in concert was expectedly majestic last night But the orchestra couldn't compete with this kid being chasedby security for trying to sneak into the Royal Albert Hall under a cardboard box

“Mmmmm I hate to say it Homie but we may have to team up if we have any hope of defeating Krusty”

"The owner of a cafe in an traditional Japanese house that is only open two days a week yet somehow never goes out of business" x.com/dailyportalz...

Me when I went to the US

DON'T FORGET!

time to recap my saddest tape. They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.

Now live! It's the finale(?) of AUUUUUGHtober! There's jank horror as far as the eye can see and about 12.5 hours left on the timer! Either I run out of games or the timer finishes counting down! Come get some! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

🎃🎃🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN 🎃🎃🎃

ball x pit until the new REPO update with @teddyras.bsky.social @authorblu.es and @t0rm3n7.bsky.social ! Big streamin, good laughs, get in twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

today the vice president of the united states weighed in on collargate, a widespread lie about a twitch streamer being a secret dog torturer. with each passing day, we become even more 12 years old

completely avoiding making a "playing with my balls" joke because i am very mature and not a child but i AM playing BALL x PIT on stream so come check out my... pits? lmao twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

So many more goofy horror games on a wheel, either i beat them all or 17 and a half hours elapses WHICH WILL COME FIRST? who can say but i better hurry up, i gotta horse next month! Get in here for more silliness! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze

Alright, i have been PROMISED that last night was the last time the internet will explode, so the mini spookathon CONTINUES. I left the moth game up ALL NIGHT so we wouldn't lose progress! get in here for spookums! twitch.tv/thegreatgildersneeze