Man, being able to make like 2 quarts of miso soup at a go is magical.

“Did we really just start a meth war between the goblins and the llamas?”

Me: Why hasn't the heat turned on all day? I'm freezing. The heat: Is turned off.

Okay, the #TransRightsReadathon auction is up, and I have an offer in there! Drumroll... I will put your pet in my forthcoming book. Name, description, personality! (Nothing bad will happen to them, I'm not a monster.)

Cap Weather Gang continues to put on a master class in critical thought about how to convey judgments and assessments in an environment of uncertainty. Their post-event reviews like this one are an essential part of that process.

I thought when I first saw people talking on here that hte tumblr changes were interesting and could be good but then I saw how they played out and completely ruin the vibe of the site in like six hours and this sucks actually. Reading on there is no fun anymore.

well that sure is some exciting wind.

This is so cursed.

A company that makes vegan sheep/goat cheese substitutions called Feta-ish Content

Today in “why is embodiment?” I have twitches in the muscles on the top of my nose. It is both novel and horrible.

Genuinely hilarious truncated description from eBay here…

Well, I can't be too sad that the storm system fizzled out for the most part but I know that folks are going to be all "We overreacted!!" and then not take the next one seriously.

Oh interesting. The refugee scammers have moved over to making accounts on blacksky.

Downpour started and my internet got weird. Can’t access my work website on WiFi but can on phone data. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Oh, and there's some fancy underwear packages! Size inclusive, a couple of different gender expression packages available: www.32auctions.com/organization...

Anyway, oh dear god go buy some bookmarks so I can make more of those. www.32auctions.com/organization...

www.32auctions.com/organization... Including crafts and a critique by me! Last day to bid!!!!

the stupid community management company my HOA hired is only just now sending around an email to residents to police up their deck items and trash cans. There are already tornado warnings happening! They should have sent this two days ago! Why are they wasting my money?

The birds have been visiting the feeder poles all morning and going "But why is the food gone???" and I feel bad!

My hands should not hurt this much from the very moderate lifting I did yesterday. Fuck I need to make myself get back on a lifting routine.

I can’t tell if the “I need to grease my eyeballs” part of allergy season has arrived early or if I had just gotten used to normal eyeballs after so long without that the old normal is weird. You know?

Anyway, oh dear god go buy some bookmarks so I can make more of those. www.32auctions.com/organization...

I keep feeling like I need to do more quilting but also I have a bunch of small things I need to do. I did at least get all of my trousers patched up today (that I knew needed them before I folded laundry ugh). And probably I should quilt some of my tops before starting anything new.

Watching everyone panic about storm warnings tomorrow and think “aw fuck, I probably ought to take down the bird feeders”. I should probably do it now while I’m thinking about it, shouldn’t I.

Oh goody.

Sesi and her goat family

Boo, the free mulch on Eisenhower is still just leaf mould mulch, not shredded wood. Meatball will still give the leaf stuff a munch until it gets dried out which means he can’t go on the deck for a few days now.

I’m going to be picking up so many trash cans out of the road on dog walks tomorrow.

OMINOUS GUT NOISES >>>:(

Sometimes I see a Breyer horse someone has customized and think "damn, someone put a lot of work into making that model look cheap as hell". I'm not even talking like bad paint jobs. In the particular case I'm thinking off, it's the addition of brushable hair.

Husband and I have both been performing a number of cleaning chores today and when it’s all done I remember how nice it is when the house is clean. I should probably be more conscientious about that.

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

If you're tired of me talking about the pirate auction, the Lit for Queer Liberation auction is still going and has things like signed Murderbot special editions, a ton of query critiques and other writing craft specials, and literally hundreds of signed books! www.32auctions.com/LitforQueerL...

I’m about 30% of the way into this and very much appreciating the commitment to correct vulture biology.

After the nonsense of Too Much Mulch in November, I once again need more mulch.

ONE WEEK OUT from the virtual world premiere of A Singular They! Come celebrate queer crip existence with me! Saturday Mar 21, 7pm EDT ✅ attend from anywhere ✅ closed captions and ASL (optional) ✅ audio description (optional) ✅ sliding scale Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/a-singular...

Woohoo! First in the winter sow seeding germination race is R. hirta (black eyed susans)!

you can get my (positively!) New York Times-reviewed historical mystery romance, A BLOOMY HEAD, for $0.99 as part of this sale! In which: a trans man doctor forced out of the British military by a terrible injury and a widowed cis woman cheesemaker find themselves investigating a beheading.

Putting a this machine kills fascists sticker on the sybian and side eyeing everyone at the swingers club who doesn’t get on

We love a merperson!! #fandommarket www.32auctions.com/fandommarket... Search by item number to find all our merfolk!

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Big tree just went down somewhere in the woods out back. Couldn't spot it but definitely heard it!

The thrill of getting a package sealed labeled just as the post man is getting ready to leave. Don't have to drive anywhere!

It was 80°F yesterday!

Got up this morning and noticed the crab apple tree had decided to burst all of it's leaves out of bud yesterday at some point when it was 80F. Now it is snowing.

Slept like crap last night and the night before and I think that should be illegal

Playing “is that thunder or just bass?” right now

I have a thought about the ambient conversation. Performative support for marginalized groups is a good thing, but it is mostly to let fuckheads know that they need to reexamine their assumption that fuckheadedness is commonplace.

Today’s challenge to you: SHARE SOMETHING IN THE AUCTION WITH SOMEONE OFFLINE. Show a coworker a scarf! Show your mom an embroidery! Throw a printout at your neighbor! Tell them about @immcouncil.org ‘s work and why we’re Making Stuff about this moment (and get them to join us!) #fandommarket