technically, 5-butyl-4-methyldihydro-2(3H)-furanone is not an alcohol

hey silicon valley how about a robot that turns my skinny jeans right side out after I take them off

There’s really nothing better than people being mad at the Pope for being Catholic

I can’t tell if this is the best chili I have ever made or if I’m just a sicko

I impulsively jumped at the chance to use the word “chimera” at the same time as a Kelly Clarkson reference but after a few minutes reflection I am considering making this skeet my entire personality

behind these hazel eyes I am a chimera of toxins

Bluesky is the most relevant social media because it’s the only place to get MY thoughts, did you think about that

processing the horrors by watching Sleeping Beauty (1959) this movie is gorgeous

No cheating your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist. okay 👍

The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want

I usually make like the dasharez0ne skeleton and leave if a movie makes me uncomfortable, but for various reasons I couldn’t leave during Cold Mountain

loving this Dark Canada aesthetic

Two average Nietzsche fans walk into a bar:

don’t appreciate the tone of Olympics announcers when they say “40 year old”

why don’t the hustle bros ever hustle at something nice

Three-month-old Asian small-clawed otter pup, Bao, will make his public debut this weekend! Bao has been gaining confidence every day, He’s curious, active, and closely bonded with his parents. We’re excited for guests to see him exploring the Asian Forest Sanctuary.

why would they not point to Tom Cruise’s character’s portrayal as a victory for masculinity (just kidding, I know why)

I’m sorry I just cannot watch any Olympic sport where I have time to wonder if they are going to blow out their knee when they land

Happy Year of the Horse

wish I could autoblock reddit accounts with variations of the yassified JD Vance profile pic I just don’t like seeing it. bums me out

If we’re being real, “sloth” is a suuuper judgmental thing to name an animal that is minding its own business doing exactly what God designed it to do

I think all of these are nice

me to my linkedin contacts

I keep thinking Kieran Culkin’s name is Krillin. Also that he was in Dragonball Z

4 birds

my guy Nate is a sewer maintenance supervisor and he emails his team’s daily route assignments IN ALL CAPS with double exclamation points !! ngl i read it every time like a morning motivational speech.

lmaooooo WHO DID THIS

my brain only returns Bad Bunny “œy œy œy” now

appreciate that this halftime show has butts

Bluesky is interfering with my professional writing (the best way I can think of to express my point is to write that something “is good, actually™️,” emoji and all)

everyone please check on your adhd friends; they’re probably solving problems that didn’t exist when they woke up

I am 30 or 40 years old and I still think about Neopets whenever I make an omelette

Nobody talks about how onion skins get everywhere

things my boss says to me “I’m glad you never became a lawyer, holy shit”

in personal news

I'm putting together a team (people who think that the see-through glass explainer video guy has learned to write backwards)

somehow I am all of these at once

does joyce carol oates know about this

Bill the Pony’s real treasure was the friends he made along the way

Has anyone just asked Enya if she would be interested in a lady of the lake type role - she already has the castle and the soundtrack - she can’t possibly be worse at picking people than the dems or labour

assuming this is true, a hearty “what’d he say fuck ME for?” from Kentucky

wondering if I should even bother lying and saying I tried to dig my car out. we all know I’m not going into the office tomorrow

That is a baby

love snow sounds

Does anyone know what the 3pm weather icon means

My profile picture keeps turning down in Microsoft Teams. Does anyone know why this is happening? Is it because of my mental state

Sailor Moon just planting this in some dude’s forehead