A burrito is the love child of a taquito and a ravioli

there are some very white working class dudes doing electrical work in the office next door and I just overheard one of them say “fucking paramilitary fucking shooting people in the street, did you see that shit?” so I don’t think the PR is going over well

going to the hospital and demanding my gallbladder back

In my day job I work with a lot of people who don’t seem to be able to do the basic analysis of “what could go wrong?” But I have a superpower. It’s called “anxiety”

I found video footage (you’re welcome)

sorry for the Twitter screenshot but does anyone know what this means (I am not on Twitter, do not @ me, I obtained this through other means)

it’s the most annoying time of the year (having to remember to specify the year when entering recent dates into Excel)

me, last month: haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! me, tomorrow morning: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

No! No!!

A few years after graduating high school I went back to visit and one of my favorite teachers proudly informed her students that I was normal

still not sure about this whole King of England thing

typical work morning after five days off: I don’t know where my work badge is, I’m wearing the wrong glasses, and I don’t actually remember what it is I do here. also I’m posting

thinking of taking a bartleby the scrivener day tomorrow

Family Christmas today. Mom’s playing the Ghostbusters theme song

the “one swear in each LOTR movie” prompt is going around again and I am standing by my previous responses

How am I going to explain this to my children

hell yeah

much has been written about the colonialist attitudes behind “Do They Know It’s Christmas” but I also want to point out that the first line “It’s Christmastime, there’s no need to be afraid” has strong “my t-shirt is raising questions already answered by my shirt” energy

god I love dismantling a head of broccoli

I can’t believe Christmas is tomorrow

I came to work today mostly so I could read everybody’s out of office messages. Some of you need to do a better job

at the “googling ‘gifts for women’” stage of Christmas shopping for my sister-in-law and

Garum sorbet. Gaulish wine sorbet. A little Ithakan olive oil sorbet. Just a few of the Sorbets Virgilianae.

“all y’all should be watching the NCAA women’s volleyball Final Four,” I say, as I go to bed

not enough posts about the Coldplay lady’s great dog

everyone knows I was grandma’s favorite

"Is 'Der Struwwelpeter' woke" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

thinking of getting really into flannel

hot take: it is too cold outside

The #BEASTLab won second place in the departmental holiday decoration contest!

good morning

I may not have made a wreath for my door yet, but I have been busy creating a border for my latest embroidery. It’s a work in progress and there’s still a long way to go, but I’m busy stitching… 😉🪡🌿 I’ll try to keep you updated. 🌺 #stitchedart #thesewingsongbird

What’s a film you watched way too young? Airplane! I was five. I didn’t understand that it was a comedy.

I do know what a Labubu is but I don’t think I understand their ecological niche

she’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty

I woke up this morning and discovered that Indiana has a football team

You can just buy jars of maraschino cherries and eat them. It’s not illegal

looking at an Indiana county map and getting mad

does anyone else imagine lyrics to All Star whenever they hear Habanera from Carmen or is it just me? the ice we skate it’s getting pretty thin

good thing spite fuels me

RIP to all the posts we can’t post for legal reasons

No fog of war, no tech tree,

I wish I was as committed to anything as iOS is committed to making me use the wrong its

assuming Kentucky’s next football coach will be Rick Pitino

it’s funny how he goes through all this tortured logic just to say that he doesn’t think other people matter

Watching Vanderbilt-Tennessee but Dad changes the channel whenever Rocky Top plays

Having Thanksgiving today. Now is the time to hear from Mom about which serving dishes are or are not acceptable for the table

Reading letters from the Princess Liselotte of Palantine, the German sister-in-law of Louis XIV, and it's wild because she had this super informal writing style that almost sounds like modern texts Like at one point she goes "wish to god my son didn't love holding chunks of bread like a peasant"

We aren’t doing Thanksgiving until Saturday so I’m prepping today (scrolling and learning from all y’all’s mistakes)