“ICE is doing what ICE is designed to do” played over video of ICE engaging in acts of violence should be the wall to wall DNC media strategy right now

It's not like you to say sorry I was waitin' on a different story

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ope, no rush! minnesota nice and all

peeschools! fucking preschools! I hate these people down to my bones

just a little more training bro then ice will be okay, i swear just some more training bro i promise, we can reform this

every time i see third way mentioned

Bidens job as President was first and foremost to protect the United States of America from enemies foreign and domestic and he fumbled the bag like none other before him. You could say, ultimately, he is the sole reason we are here. He was the only person who had the immense power to stop it.

my arracheese. my fondune.

i…don’t want balls in my cereal

should be bare minimum, and yet

imagine putting this on and going down the boston cop slide

I had a dream (nightmare?) that I was shopping at a trader joe’s in brooklyn. it had three floors i think, and to get to the top floor (which turns out only had a bar and a DJ) you had to duck your head going up the stairs

@grok put her in a bikini

This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency. Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.

we should be able to tell cops (and especially ice chuds) to eat shit without ending up with three holes in our heads

Brand: You get that drawing of Elsa on the “Decorate Your Own” Frozen Water Bottle? Manufacturer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Brand: what

the Jackson Brothers really killed it with this one

lmao

unfortunately our toddler has gotten to the point where his clothing options are going from cute and whimsical to PICK ONE: DINOSAURS, CARS, OR SPORTS

Republicans: It wasn't a "kidnapping," and we did it because of drugs and because freedom Trump: So I kidnapped him and took the oil

a funny thing that could happen would be for pope leo to excommunicate matt walsh

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

good that they got coverage away from the politics team (chronic bothsiders) and to visual investigations (consistently excellent)

For those keeping score, Bellingcat, The New York Times Visual Investigation Team, & Washington Post's Visual Forensic team have all published analysis showing the ICE shooter wasn't in the path of Renee Nicole Good’s vehicle when he shot her, contradicting statements by the President & his cronies

We’ve graduated from “abolish ICE is the moderate position” to “Nuremberg trials for the Trump regime and its Gestapo is the moderate position.”

the “Defiantly Declaring ‘I’m Not Tired’” to “Falling Asleep In The Car Seat Two Minutes Later” pipeline

just a few small beers

mr xi our country yearns for a coalition of the willing

they call him “teabagging Don”

Their messaging is so fucking incoherent. Maduro was an illegitimate leader who lost in 2024, which is why we're replacing him with his VP instead of the person who won in 2024. We did this to stop fentanyl, which is why he's indicted for cocaine. We're also occupying Venezuela via Zoom call.

mr xi our country yearns for a coalition of the willing

"Well, he's a dictator whose people don't actually want him in charge" is an interesting precedent for this guy to set

well here’s my own man-on-the-street reporting: at the bustling argentine restaurant i’m in (full also of colombians, venezuelans, etc.) half the people here were watching Trump’s press conference on their phones with rapt attention even though it was playing on the TVs too because it’s so loud here

i unironically love explaining things to my almost 4yo. every explanation is like going down a wikipedia rabbit hole. going from “how do trains work?” to explaining steam, diesel, am electric engines, to “what’s steam?” “what’s diesel?”

i’m in florida right now and the local nbc station is doing man on the street interviews with the headline “LOCAL VENEZUELANS CELEBRATE MADURO CAPTURE”

this article got some very deserved criticism for quoting grok as a reliable source. fwiw reuters has now updated it and it no longer presents the grok-generated responses to user prompts as public statements from xAI. I emailed their ethics & standards editor this morning and got the below response

ok lol i looked it up and apparently this revival of the classic mickey mouse series was created by paul rudish who was also behind dexter’s laboratory and powerpuff girls so i wasn’t too far off

staying at a hotel that doesn’t have streaming services so kiddos are experiencing “cable tv”. when did they ren & stimpify mickey/minnie mouse???

I don’t expect the US government to do anything about it but I’d be surprised if the EU doesn’t finally pull the plug on twitter

i’ve given this some additional thought and regret to say i would be willing to try them

every day we stray further from god’s light

for some reason i can’t read “The lobsters, which were not alive” in any other way than when Gonzo says in the Muppets Christmas Carol “And Tiny Tim (who did NOT die)…”

Terry Gross implies the existence of Terry Scrumptious

this was the first thought i had upon waking up btw