nobody hates america more than these people

we’re dumping 35k people out of a stadium all at once but god forbid we run headways shorter than 10-15 min

it’s 3+ fucking hours since the game started what the hell are we doing. how is this america’s national passtime

It's not as damning as the >500,000 child deaths per year that Elon Musk personally caused, but, yes, he also personally caused our weather forecasts to be worse. All to run a larger deficit than 2024 when Biden was still President—which was intentional too, MAGA is 100% cruelty and theft.

unpopular(?) opinion but baseball games are way too long. 90 minutes in and are only at the bottom of the 4th? gtfoh

All of these cases are basically litmus tests for any Dem nominee. Are immigrants Americans? Do trans Americans deserve human rights? Are corporations superhumans who get to spend endlessly on elections to put whoever they want into power? These are simple questions with simple answers.

The ban is heinous for what it does to transgender athletes. But if you think cisgender girls and young women won’t be caught up in the fallout, too, you are woefully ignorant

Running for president, or really any federal office, without a plan to deal with this out of control institution is pointless. You might as well play pretend

For them, it does. They cannot conceive of a world in which someone they think should belong to a suboordinate class has the same rights as them. That's also why they hate the Reconstruction amendments. bsky.app/profile/gabr...

yeah, i’m thinking we hebben een serieus probleem

As with some other things, i suspect if we have another dem president we will discover that the court did not so much transfer power to the executive as to themselves, ie they will find novel bullshit reasons to block a dem president the same way the find novel bullshit reasons to enable trump

Theyve mobilized faster against this than anything in the past 10 years and to me that pretty much says it all and justifies what so many have said about them collectively for anyone willing to pay attention

20+ year old film camera

alright, we’re doing this

If you've been conscious for the last 18 months, and you're an elected official who doesn't think what we're witnessing is a generational crisis you are fully out of your mind. And to have the temerity to shit talk people who want to address it? Astounding. Had it too good for too long

lol i’ve seen mamdani come up for a bunch of people on my feed. i didn’t realize @edzitron.com was an option

i’m sorry but it’s giving

NPR just out there doing stenography for the trump administration huh. just uncritically parroting what they’re being told

In his decision for SCOTUS published this morning, Justice Alito dismissed the idea that the Trump administration would halt all asylum seekers as a mere "hypothetical" not even worth considering.

i’m sorry but it’s giving

incredible advances in technology. this is basically a nespresso machine for gelato

you’ve led your last zeppelin

thank u nathan fielder 🙏

do the voters get any agency among all this hemming and hawing by Dem politicos?

oh my god

god i fucking love it when apps make random UI changes that completely undo your muscle memory. sure, just move the search icon from one side of the screen to the other for no reason! just fucking scramble the whole home screen while you’re at it!!!

something i remember distinctly about living in LA is how *multiple* cars will turn left after the light has turned red

oh shit, forgot a critical choice: hunt for red october

alright dads what are we watching today? heat? the fugitive? master & commander?

i’m coming for your muffin ass, fucker

think i’m gonna play bg3 again. i did two playthroughs when it came out but never made it to the end of act 3…we’ll see if third time’s the charm

all this talk about the reflecting pool has me reflecting too. got me going all “gee, i’m green with envy” about seeing you with someone else

i’m sorry but “Years in jail!” is giving “you KICK miette?”

they said it couldn’t be done but they did it. those mad lads did it. they finally made a pineapple that’s not spiky

i’m coming for your muffin ass, fucker

what does juneteenth have to do with old computer monitors? :/

(please laugh)

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

the funniest part about this iran “deal” thing is the ginormous shit sandwich that jd and the entire gop are having to eat trying to sell this to the public lol

something very funny to me about the way some of the drama has clearly been lost in translation here. i’m sure the original japanese article is more poignant a bit of a “karaage, when the lemon squeezed” situation

fucking uncanny

jesus christ he looks like a gary larson character

yeah man those look highly wearable, for sure

Cats: look at me grooming, aren’t i great at keeping myself clean? Also cats: oh god i think i’m gonna throw up

hat trick

daughter’s jersey came in just in time :)

VAMOS LA ALBICELESTEEEEEEEEE

Memorandum of Misunderstanding

Iran should have included a clause in the latest “deal” (or MOU or whatever it is) to have their players be allowed to stay in the US during the world cup jfc