realizing that we now have three mustards in the fridge

Hog Who Is “Going To Be Okay”

asked my wife if i could have $60,000 and she said no 😡

eric failed / rats prevailed

eric failed / rats prevailed

thinking of getting into film photography

logging on

fuck they sent in the 82nd chairborne

I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances

It's actually pretty considerate that they picked the 200 guys who already look like they've been in Chicago for six generations

just laughing at this chumbox depiction of what i assume is a prototypical Illinoisan? not sure what’s going on with the suit, maybe @dieworkwear.bsky.social can weigh in

one facebook battle after another (for a second i misinterpreted what PTA meant in this case)

the children yearn for internet relay chat

i’m just a wittle brownshirt :((( why won’t the mean people of chicago save me from pissing my wittle pants www.rawstory.com/kristi-noem-...

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram. Community action works. Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

incredible smooth-brain take to look at the rhetoric coming out of this administration (let alone its actions and who it’s targeting) and not call it what it is. just because we’re not under full on authoritarianism doesn’t mean we’re not living through an openly fascist administration

Yeah it's not like anybody's been grabbed off the streets by masked agents for publishing an op-ed or anything

starting the night off strong

i think if/when all this is over, all the regime collaborators/agents of the state/etc. should be stoned with the trump coins

i know it’s a pretty common refrain around here but one of the most glaring ways the media shows its ass every day is that if biden was constantly being shown to be MIA and not involved in major policy decisions they’d be salivating to splash A1 pages with articles about “who is really in charge”

our 10-month-old all the time nowadays for no reason

Pokémon Go to the polls? Forget it, Jack.

guys can someone help me get online? my aol stopped working

if democrats were actually smart (lol) they’d very clearly message that reversing any of this punitive shit will be a precondition for voting on anything www.nytimes.com/2025/10/01/u...

lol of course this big dumb oaf voted with the gop

this is a lot of you on here

some wikipedia editor is big mad about their cereal

i’m sure there’s plenty of maga chuds among the top brass but it’s comforting to know many (most) view hegseth and trump with utter disdain

I don't think we'll ever get another sentence which sums up everything the New York Times embodies quite like "Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians".

idk man there’s just something to be said for the tactile feel of an analog tin foil hat

speaking of slop i have tried to make it through this article in full but have been interrupted multiple times by full screen ads and the webpage reloading

i can’t stop watching this

I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

what in the clock drawing test

i love how one of the leaders of the democratic party has negative levels of political instinct

love Fall

make poppycock legal again

My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for @jamescomey.bsky.social. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this

sorry, what the fuck? ice is being run by a 28-year-old former fish cop?

you only see it in people younger than 50? uh ok clearly someone has never watched antiques roadshow

biff poggi?? george lucas-ass name

is that elon musk? trump is absolutely ignoring him and he looks so pissed lol

i’m getting a haircut on tuesday and i’m going to be so pissed if my barber gets raptured when he’s only halfway done

when you’ve even lost the bots…

i don’t think that would have done much in this case…

all i do now is reply to months old @cmonmaque.bsky.social posts that he keeps reposting

week 20 of our CSA