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[Carrie Bradshaw voiceover] I couldnât help but wonderâŠwas the hamburger helping me, or was I helping the hamburger?
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oh great now everyoneâs going to be talking about this
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i have seen like three different angles of this incident today
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this whole time iâve been resisting my 4 year-oldâs requests to watch paw patrol, only to be bamboozled into letting her watch zootopia because she had heard the shakira theme song at school and was really into it. why did no one tell me zootopia was also copaganda??
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Jetset
5 days ago
The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT
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is there any baked good this smug motherfucker hasnât managed to fuck up? you want an english muffin that tastes like ass? step right on up
5 days ago
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all my tabs gone. đ
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6 days ago
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tragedy has struck. i got a new phone but lost 200 browser tabs
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6 days ago
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Having to resort to using Bluesky on an iPad like some boomer because my phone fell in a muddy puddle today and is kaput. The posterâs spirit remains unbowed.
7 days ago
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sugar, weâre going down accidentally started playing in the car and i was about to switch it back to what our 4 year old was listening to but she was like NO WAIT I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT
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7 days ago
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absolutelyâand i cannot stress this enoughâthe fuck not
8 days ago
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oh shit theyâre coming for JD
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10 days ago
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chat is it good when the us bishopsâ committee on doctrine is subtweeting you
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10 days ago
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the last thing i see as i peacefully drift off one last time
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11 days ago
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ok so iâm on the episode in s01 where philip marries martha and iâm reminded of how good of a character actor margo martindale is that she can just so instantly and effortlessly inhabit philipâs fake mother during the wedding ceremony
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Colin Carlson
12 days ago
"this is a simulation" "this is a sitcom" wrong. this is model UN
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more like the SWISS CHEESE guard the way theyâre letting criminals run rampant through vatican city
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13 days ago
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few popes have wielded the power of the swiss guard as effectively
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13 days ago
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thinking about the quoted post again as we wrap up from taking our daughter to a latina friendâs birthday party that had the best food iâve ever had at a kidâs birthday. anyways fuck that guy.
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13 days ago
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mr vice president sirâŠtheyâre cooking you on the tl. just absolutely roasting you sir.
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alexis simpson
13 days ago
you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too
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lmaooo humiliating. eat shit JD
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18 days ago
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13 days ago
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US to the Iranians, apparently
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13 days ago
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i drove by a gas station today that had just straight up removed all info/prices from its main sign
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14 days ago
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oh fuck
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Weyland-Yutani Chief Compliance Officer
15 days ago
how much money does the marine corps lose
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jamelle
16 days ago
vance is so personally off putting that even foreign electorates want nothing to do with him
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criterion sale loot finally came in, pretty good selection i think. In the mood for love was a blind buy and i havenât watched seven samurai in probably a decade
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setting everything else aside, âAs the President of the United States has clearly stated in his Truthâ is so deeply embarrassing. we live in such a dumb reality.
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17 days ago
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ryan cooper
17 days ago
"Trumpâs war on Iran has reversed 250 years of American policy on navigation overnight. This has been compared to the Suez Crisis of 1956, but itâs dumber by an order of magnitude at least."
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Donald Trump, Wrecker of American Empire - The American Prospect
The president has done more damage to American power than anyone in history.
https://prospect.org/2026/04/08/donald-trump-wrecker-of-american-empire-iran-war/
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i just got a notification that some random person who doesnât follow me liked this post from a year ago and, chat i have absolutely no memory of posting this in the first place lol
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18 days ago
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lmaooo humiliating. eat shit JD
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Better Things Are Possible
18 days ago
Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir
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so weâre never rebuilding the state capacity that trump/doge decimated huh
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19 days ago
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âBluesky is dyingâ? looks fine to me
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Sen. Lemon Gogurt
20 days ago
out of power, republicans spend every waking minute calling anodyne things impeachable and democrats can't make themselves regularly say the same about war crimes, self dealing or dementia
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20 days ago
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nice slouching bro but bethlehem is actually that way đ
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nice slouching bro but bethlehem is actually that way đ
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obviously a different context but I hate now some apps will immediately be like âWHAT HAPPENED?? OH GOD WHY???â if you donât rate something as 5 stars. Uber is particularly guilty of this. 4 stars is fine!! not ever ride needs to be 5 stars to have left me a satisfied customer!
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22 days ago
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well if the moon wasnât haunted before it certainly will be now
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23 days ago
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This is the ideal wife stance. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
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few people know this but this is what OâHare (ORD) is short for
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23 days ago
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when you take the riflemanâs creed literally
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23 days ago
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instant buy
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Jared Skolnick
23 days ago
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âthereâs no country like us anywhere in the worldâ yeah thank god for that, one is more than enough thanks
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