oh great now everyone’s going to be talking about this

i have seen like three different angles of this incident today

this whole time i’ve been resisting my 4 year-old’s requests to watch paw patrol, only to be bamboozled into letting her watch zootopia because she had heard the shakira theme song at school and was really into it. why did no one tell me zootopia was also copaganda??

The First WORLD FENCING LEAGUE is happening April 25th!!! I'M GEEKING!!! Japanese engineers developed this "Sword Tip Visualisation" tracking technology specifically for this event that will make it so much easier for the average person to see what's going on! I MUST WATCH THIS ENTIRE TOURNAMENT

is there any baked good this smug motherfucker hasn’t managed to fuck up? you want an english muffin that tastes like ass? step right on up

all my tabs gone. 😭

tragedy has struck. i got a new phone but lost 200 browser tabs

Having to resort to using Bluesky on an iPad like some boomer because my phone fell in a muddy puddle today and is kaput. The poster’s spirit remains unbowed.

sugar, we’re going down accidentally started playing in the car and i was about to switch it back to what our 4 year old was listening to but she was like NO WAIT I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT

absolutely—and i cannot stress this enough—the fuck not

oh shit they’re coming for JD

chat is it good when the us bishops’ committee on doctrine is subtweeting you

the last thing i see as i peacefully drift off one last time

ok so i’m on the episode in s01 where philip marries martha and i’m reminded of how good of a character actor margo martindale is that she can just so instantly and effortlessly inhabit philip’s fake mother during the wedding ceremony

"this is a simulation" "this is a sitcom" wrong. this is model UN

more like the SWISS CHEESE guard the way they’re letting criminals run rampant through vatican city

few popes have wielded the power of the swiss guard as effectively

thinking about the quoted post again as we wrap up from taking our daughter to a latina friend’s birthday party that had the best food i’ve ever had at a kid’s birthday. anyways fuck that guy.

mr vice president sir…they’re cooking you on the tl. just absolutely roasting you sir.

you're laughing? orban is eating shit immediately after our loser vice president went there to try to help him in the biggest display of contagious loserdom in history, and you're laughing? yeah, me too

lmaooo humiliating. eat shit JD

US to the Iranians, apparently

i drove by a gas station today that had just straight up removed all info/prices from its main sign

oh fuck

how much money does the marine corps lose

vance is so personally off putting that even foreign electorates want nothing to do with him

criterion sale loot finally came in, pretty good selection i think. In the mood for love was a blind buy and i haven’t watched seven samurai in probably a decade

setting everything else aside, “As the President of the United States has clearly stated in his Truth” is so deeply embarrassing. we live in such a dumb reality.

"Trump’s war on Iran has reversed 250 years of American policy on navigation overnight. This has been compared to the Suez Crisis of 1956, but it’s dumber by an order of magnitude at least." prospect.org/2026/04/08/d...

i just got a notification that some random person who doesn’t follow me liked this post from a year ago and, chat i have absolutely no memory of posting this in the first place lol

lmaooo humiliating. eat shit JD

Only a master deal maker could achieve the status quo of 5 weeks ago in exchange for accomplishing nothing of value and turning his country into a global pariah. Thank you sir

so we’re never rebuilding the state capacity that trump/doge decimated huh

“Bluesky is dying”? looks fine to me

out of power, republicans spend every waking minute calling anodyne things impeachable and democrats can't make themselves regularly say the same about war crimes, self dealing or dementia

nice slouching bro but bethlehem is actually that way 👉

nice slouching bro but bethlehem is actually that way 👉

obviously a different context but I hate now some apps will immediately be like “WHAT HAPPENED?? OH GOD WHY???” if you don’t rate something as 5 stars. Uber is particularly guilty of this. 4 stars is fine!! not ever ride needs to be 5 stars to have left me a satisfied customer!

well if the moon wasn’t haunted before it certainly will be now

This is the ideal wife stance. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

few people know this but this is what O’Hare (ORD) is short for

when you take the rifleman’s creed literally

instant buy

“there’s no country like us anywhere in the world” yeah thank god for that, one is more than enough thanks