I love dogs.

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Free Refills (13) ROSALÍA (13) Baths (12) Juliana Hatfield (11) Conway the Machine (9). #myweekcounted 72 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Cargo bike borrow request form is now live! Click here to sign up: forms.gle/PfjRuaz4m1j1... #bikedc

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

Merry Christmas from your favorite text editor!

Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me and said "Mr. Cuban I just wanted to quickly thank you..."

No one is talking about boarding group inflation. There are 9 for my flight.

It could be better, of course. But that's a different question. Since my experience isn't yours or theirs or anyone else's, that's all the more reason why it's important for people to share their own personal comments (through 12/31) at bikelanes.ddot.dc.gov/pages/7a2218...

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: M83 (24) Oneohtrix Point Never (18) Geese (14) Snocaps, Waxahatchee, Allison Crutchfield (14) Wednesday (14). #myweekcounted 180 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

I would like to remind everyone that Hopscotch bridge, J st bridge behind Union station, is being replaced with anticipated completion of 2032 and that does NOT include any new requirements or possible redesign to include BRT hstreetbridgene-replacement.ddot.dc.gov

LFG!

America, you've spoken loud and clear: you do not like being stabbed in the dick with an ice pick. But what if stabbing yourself in the dick with an ice pick is the only way to fight, idk, climate change or whatever?

We (the rustup team) have published a release candidate for rustup 1.29.0, with a much improved toolchain download experience. Please try it out to give us feedback in advance of the release. internals.rust-lang.org/t/seeking-be...

Join us tomorrow!

i stand by this statement every year

RIP to a real one (the G8).

#MBTpubroll is doing our first every All Ward 4 Pub Roll tonight! Starting at 5:30pm at Juneberry Garage, then biking down the new northern extension of the MBT to Jackie Lee's. Come one, come all, come explore the home ward of DC's future mayor 😉🍻🚲!

"hmm i dont know the answer to this, but i asked chat gpt" shut the fuck up . you are useless

It's absolutely wild that to roll over a 401(k) in 2025, I must (1) receive a physical check, and (2) mail a physical check, all under the threat of severe tax penalties if something gets goofed up. If only there were a way for financial institutions to talk to each other...

Interesting: Urbanist group @ggwash.org is suing @ddotdc.bsky.social over its refusal/failure to release a study the city conducted on congestion pricing possibilities in downtown D.C. The study was finished in 2020, but has never been made public – even in response to FOIA requests.

My most-listened to podcasts of 2025. @iwriteok.bsky.social @edzitron.com @bcantrill.bsky.social @ahl.bsky.social

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Weval (34) Nine Inch Nails (21) Avice Caro (11) Barry Can’t Swim (8) Soulwax (6). #myweekcounted 144 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Hello, world! We are DC's cargo bike lending library, a @waba.org project inspired by @mplscargobikelibrary.com and @communitypedalpower.org Borrow a cargo bike - free! #bikedc More information coming soon....

Netflix agrees to buy Warner Bros studio and streaming business in $83bn deal on.ft.com/4pQip1C

Speaking of... @bcmerchant.bsky.social has a handy guide on how to quit Spotify. www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete... (I recommend Tidal, but to each their own)

DDOT continues to publish before/after analyses of safety projects. The numbers for the 9th street NW bike lanes suggest that we should be doing these projects everywhere we can. Crashes plummeted, pedestrian and bike traffic skyrocketed, and vehicle travel times dropped.

james cameron every couple of years for some reason:

Reverting my podcasts to play at 1x speed so I can hear them chopped and screwed.

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Oneohtrix Point Never (19) Snocaps (17) Heems (5) Ratboys (5) Nilüfer Yanya (2). #myweekcounted 66 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

Incredibly disappointed (shocked even) that the plan is to make the default Rust mutex not poisonable in the 2027 edition. Poisoning is one of the best examples of Rust focusing on rigor, and removing it from the default mutex would be a massive step backwards.

Me signing on to post.

thinking of her today

Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...

He absolutely was trying that, but his tweet there (with screenshots in the comments) hasn't attracted any of the attention he hoped it would.

who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors

Looking at my character sheet after a few months' hiatus from D&D.

Do I attempt this year's Advent of Code in a new programming language?

The mosh pit at the Wednesday concert was lit.

all my homies are

I've finally started a long-overdue rewrite of my personal site and blog, switching from Nikola to Eleventy. I've been stymied by a WebC component parameter issue for the past week, and may finally have to post to a forum. Not an auspicious start.

♫ Top 5 artists of the Last.week: Sorry (12) FKA twigs (11) Danny Brown (9) Magdalena Bay (4) Danny Brown, 8485 (2). #myweekcounted 53 Scrobbles with Lastfm #music via @lastfm.blue

I am especially disappointed in @gene4va.bsky.social. He has now voted SEVEN times to advance Trump’s takeover of DC. He claims to support democracy, but then opposes it at almost every turn for the city just 40 minutes away. Why is this local Dem supporting Trump’s agenda so strongly?

“lazy use of unwrap blew up a process and took out the internet” bzzt. wrong. judicious use of unwrap blew up a process instead of allowing an Extremely Named CVE to happen and spraying your bank account credentials all over the public internet

The managerial class yearns for phrenology

Visiting the motherbearship in NYC this week. @ me if you're around and want to grab a bite or bevvie!

Every Acela trip has me boggled that people don't understand the concept of reserved seats. Yes, I explicitly picked the window seat for the same reason you're trying to take it - power outlet access.

TODAY. See you at 11am outside Foggy Bottom Metro.

Dec 13th @ 10:30am. Free hot chocolate, free cookie decorating and free kids craft. Food & beer specials…. No better holiday party!