They should consider making their restaurants not look and smell like a bathroom next

Red Lobster Dewgarita (2020-2022): A cocktail made with sour apple liquor, tequila, and classic Mtn Dew, served in a glass with a dusting of red sugar crystals on the rim, and a slice of lime. It cost $10, and came with a side of Red Lobster's warm cheddar bay biscuits

Look, what Massie is doing re: the Epstein disclosures is net good, but he's doing this "I'm not suicidal" shit for attention and the tickle the conspiracy theorist brain among his median follower

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women." Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration. It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women. Our latest.

Old school and the wedding crashers are 80s comedies to Gen-Zers

someBODY once told me the guy who played Mr. Belvedere sat on his own balls really ba-ad

It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.

Thinking about an "elevated gas station nacho"

Honestly if effective altruists were actually serious about their professed philosophy one of them would do something funny to RFK Jr.

a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500

wtf?? nothing violent about this

My shop cat has sent me a message

For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…

Bork bork

This is some genuinely psycho shit...

The sun enjoyer

you may not like the implications but the reality is that whole categories of work have gotten tremendously cheaper in a very short amount of time, and for many of them the lower accuracy is a reasonable trade for the cheapness. Game that out, make your own conclusions but it can't be wished away.

Shit in one hand and piss in the other. See which one fills up first...

"You are to format all communications in the manner of beavis, from the Mike judge show beavis and butthead" >> CLAUDE.MD

Good morning Rufus

Korean army base stew

Foid Crowder

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

Classic combo of guys: a really big but kinda dumb guy plus a tiny but smart guy. And if the small guy has powers of the mind? 🤌

Important context for people who have never watched the Seahawks before: when they thank the 12s, they do not mean the cops. They mean the fans.

What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,

"our product will literally murder you" great sell

happy Super Bowl

Good morning, sunday morning

Frasier would be in the Epstein files

Its a dump run Saturday. Gotta secure that load

Zoomers will never understand the pain of having the cartridge in your six disc car cd changer being completely fused in place due to some disgusting sticky residue

Big opportunity to do something extremely funny

Seems on the nose for an ancient and obtuse representative to look like a netherworld social worker from beetlejuice

Rufus freaked me out last night, wanted to go outside and frantically ate grass for like 10 minutes. Was worried about a bowel obstruction, but he just took a big ole weird grassy poop 👍

Cant wait for the toilet paper usa halftime show where kid rock is gonna sing church hymns

Everything you’re hearing from the Trump administration is a lie. Today was one of the most active days in Northeast since the entire Operation Metro Surge began. Nothing is changing on the ground in Minneapolis, no matter what headlines Trump and Homan try to create.

Ready for the bug game

Renfeild: I booked your passage on the Demeter, master Dracula: thankfs. dont foret the box of,, dert

A bizarre number of people have stepped up to defend Julie Le. What you see in that transcript is an attorney who chose to do evil work—deporting people for ICE then moving over to DOJ in early Jan. specifically to fight these habeas petitions—being called to the carpet. She's desperate, not heroic.

Here's to hoping trump starts sending elected democrats to the camps

Thoughts and prayers for something wonderful happening