Shaping up to be a tough Christmas. Even if your loved ones are annoying, try to enjoy the holiday with them because the day may come where they're too diminished to even register that it's a holiday.

every Pacific naval encounter in WW3 will be the USS Golden Trump, Glorious Harbinger of Antiwoke American Dawn versus six identical copies of the Type 055 We Built This Yesterday supplied by a ship that does nothing but make birthday cakes for the other ships

More like battleshits

Oh lawd he sniffin

Sony’s Japanese MiniDisc ads with Jamiroquai

He's making a list, He's nailing it high, Indulgences, No longer apply, Martin Luther's coming to town

Check out this cute bunny baby

French onion soup, wagyu strip, homemade caesar

Dog is my copilot

Here's a terrible idea: Jared Leto's Grinch

It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans. 🧵 1 of 9

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

cowboy who stubbed his toe:

The part of Batman Returns where two different weird parodies of donald trump have a little conference in a sewer

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Excited for this to replace medical science in the next year

*leaning over to my wife while watching bad santa* thats bad santa

The gulf of honkin'

this is the funniest fucking part i've ever seen in my LIFE

I am reminded of the Nazis saying that Jewish children will “grow up to be Jews” and thus they should be wiped out. Same playbook, same excuses.

@caylen.bsky.social happy birthday to you, cowboy's dad

there are schemas everywhere for those with the eyes to see...

Great opening line, honestly

Been doing a lot of research into the agentic AI development ecosystem and this shit is the most square peg in a round hole shit I've seen in a long time

Yes. Yes. Yes. It’s time to accept that the US supreme court is illegitimate and must be replaced www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

The virgin carol vs the chad manousos

Rufus is keeping an ear out

Babou terrorizing Christmas town

tired: moflin wired: cunty Korn santa

When I was coming up, the friend who made you watch him play instead of giving you a turn was an asshole.

Babou terrorizing Christmas town

What's the matter honey, you've barely touched your yoked duck

The crazy thing about this is that Nintendo actually ran a competitive gaming event alongside the release of this movie. I distinctly remember my mom taking me to go try and qualify to play (i sucked shit)

Doing some gaming

The thing I keep thinking about this story: if you're this dude how are you not having an existential moral crisis. Like if you truly believe you've created digital sentience, how are you ok with it being pressed into service vibe coding crud apps for no money.

My backpack now, bozo

Everyone say good morning Rufus

Who up fondling they cock

Schlorp schlorp schlorp

Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP. ALWAYS. WITHOUT FAIL.

Really admire the confidence it takes to write a song that attempts to add to the Christmas canon. You want to invent a new reindeer named Dingus? Sure. An Elf who likes natural wine? Why not? Maybe Santa’s got IBS now! Write a hook catchy enough and literally anything is possible

They should invent a garbage bag that doesn't leave a trail of garbage juice everywhere

Same way I found out about Epstein

*person who's given themselves agoraphobia by posting 28 hours a day in a dark room* oh so you're literally trying to kill me in your car I guess