"Did Liberal Feminism Ruin the Workplace?" Yes, actually. Irredeemably ruined. You should leave it immediately. Your wife should earn all the wages and give you an "allowance." Also, only her name should be on the bank account. Since you're home anyway, you can do the easy stuff like housework...

If I could delete any app from my phone it would be the one that makes and receives phone calls.

Heyyy I’ve seen that, it’s in the Beaufort Maritime Museum!

Yes! Yes! It is good for people who use screen readers but also for people who are FUCKING FACEBLIND!

I let the dogs out and as I whistled them back in, I saw the deer that none of us had noticed, because it had frozen, suddenly walk briskly away with the exact body language of a human extracting themself from an awkward conversation.

Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.

On yesterday’s big win (and also the election results).

I hear "Staten Island" in the voice of Nandor the Relentless and then everything just lines up

well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy

Y’all remember the book my friend wrote that I said was damn near a perfect book? Somebody big-time agrees with me because it’s an Amazon First Reads book and you can read it secure in the knowledge that there are no severed heads this time! www.amazon.com/Snake-Eater-...

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

Wake up, Dick! I want you to see droves of New Yorkers voting in a Muslim socialist as mayor! Dick?

The Princess and the pea

4 cans black beans 1 can corn 1 can diced tomatoes 1-2 cans green chilis At least 1 onion 1 container whatever broth or bouillon you got Put it all in a big stock pot, let it simmer for a couple hours, congrats you cooked and you can freeze it for easy portable lunches.

Happy 8th birthday to Prussia the Dog.

@tkingfisher.com 's new book Snake Eater is fantastic and you should definitely go get it. It's an amazon first reads this month if you're an amazon person, if not support your loyal bookstore (even better, totally worth buying it)!

Every year I make a special trip outside too explain to the rhododendron that it can decide to re-bloom right before the first frost if it wants to, but I’m not going to be putting a blanket over it because it has to live with the consequences of its actions.

I know that's an extra hard concept for people who scrape the entire internet for AI training datasets :( but maybe the problem is the shit sandwich and not the people who refuse to buy it :( :( :(

I have been confronted with an ad for Advent calendars and so it is time for the annual PSA: THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS BEGIN ON CHRISTMAS THEY ARE NOT ANY OF THE DAYS LEADING UP TO CHRISTMAS THAT IS ADVENT WHICH BEGINS FOUR SUNDAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

He’s really working hard on his Jedi Mind Tricks.

Someone did not like being disturbed in his fortress of solitude.

I am the batdog

So I’m finally reading Redwall for the first time and nobody prepared me for how much it was going to be: One chapter: Look at these tiny forest creatures! This is the most adorable and wholesome shit you’ve ever seen in your entire life! Next chapter: TARANTINO

When dogs do this, reblog if you agree

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

There is no way to win this game. There is no behavior that will satisfy them. You are either failing to live within your means, i.e., swearing off all frivolities like some sort of financial anchorite, or you are ruining the economy by not buying things.

Remember, everybody, if you stay up until 3 AM tonight you’re really only staying up until 2 AM. Use this knowledge responsibly.

Everyone else go home, this is the best one

Did you guys know that the sticky strips for Command hooks can go bad and dry out so if you use one that’s been sitting in a drawer for a couple of years the thing you’re trying to hang up might immediately fall down and clunk you on the head? I mentioned this for no particular reason.

“Well, Christopher, you have inspired me to look straight into a toad's eyes the next time I see a toad.” www.npr.org/2025/10/30/n...

Prussia wishes you all a happy Halloween!

💀

Boydog: Pets right now Me: Oh no. I’m not falling for that. If I pet you you’ll be mad and if I don’t pet you you’ll be mad, but you won’t growl at me. Boydog:

it's halloween and you know what that means. instagram content farmers won't stop tagging me in this tweet from years ago

Why is every Democrat not responding like this, truly

No really, watch to the last sentence, I almost passed out.

Called it

Still terrifying

🕯️hallowed be thy ween🎃

She’s never seen a toad before and she cannot figure out what he is 😂

Comfy

To be clear I don’t care about anyone’s titles. I’m only concerned that the corgis might need to downsize, like Edwardian poor relations who have to move into the smaller of their two residences and dismiss the junior footman.

46 minutes into my last meeting before I can leave work for the day, the ONLY conclusion that’s been arrived at is “we need to set up another meeting.”

the Andrew formerly known as Prince

Buddy, I respect your choices but why.

Please observe one (1) unimpressed corgi

Today's aesthetic: a 37-chapter 'fic that's been in the works for the last six years that's still tagged "one shot".

Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.