I was fortunate enough to see the Guam kingfishers at the National Aviary many years ago, and this fills me with utter glee. When I am very old, I hope to be able to take a birding trip and see them in the wild.

Him: So what’s happening in Catholicism? Me: Oh, Jesus Christ, well— Him: Yeah, but what else?

I read Snake-Eater by @tkingfisher.com this week and I loved it so much, feeling very distressed that I can't put my staff pick sticker on it at the bookstore bc I'm not bookstore staff anymore 😩💔 anyway friends I recommend this one it's a nice story 🥺 and there's a very good doggy in there 🐕🩷

I gotta tell you, I love anime, but I seriously cannot handle when the bugs have tits.

tfw you’re gonna throw up ten minutes later

We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases

Very relevant information: the Dicastery for Communication, which runs all the Vatican's media operations, is, as of yesterday, headed by a woman, and not even a nun but a layperson: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montse_... She replaces a conservative abuse apologist!

pickett's charge is one of the stupidest military maneuvers ever ordered and I do not have to die on that hill because so many confederates did it for me

I just admitted that I only know in broad strokes what “Vatican 2” is and Justin was like “okay so you know when they release a new edition of D&D”

god i feel SO ALIVE okay so here's why this has absolutely sent me to the moon the bishops were already "latae sententiae" excommunicated, which means they knowingly did a thing for which that's the automatic result. the Dicastery COULD have quietly left it at that

Holy crap, il Papa is DONE.

ME, SOME WEEKS AGO: The cute heartwarmingness of this HUNTER X HUNTER show is kinda too much for me, but whatever, it’s background noise. ME, TODAY: WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE METROSEXUAL SERIAL KILLER FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

Hey, there's a 3 vol set of Digger by @tkingfisher.com in the romancing the vote auction. One of my absolute faves! (I already own this - you should get it) www.32auctions.com/organization...

“learn to read darth” they said “you will see amazing things” they said

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*pounds table* SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!

Referring to Pope Leo as "Our Emotional Support Augustinian" is perfect lol

Hey, for the people like me who missed the lead up, here's the basics: www.nbcnews.com/world/pope-l...

I have no idea what's going on here because I'm strictly a political sicko but it's kind of like I'm a baseball fanatic whose just learned there's something FASCINATING going on in European cricket.

WE HAVE A SCHISM!!!

They also drop a giant pickle at New Years.

We definitely need a new term for this kind of person, and I propose “prolapsed Catholic.”

trans rights are human rights and anyone who tells you otherwise is a stone cold bigot fuck SCOTUS and kavanaugh specifically

5-4 for what it explicitly says in the constitution is incredible. They were this close to undoing the civil war entirely. bsky.app/profile/mjsd...

The original Stiltchild: Gangly? Yes. Graceful? Not yet. Tall? By lunchtime. An inch a day growth rate is crazy to witness, every time I look there's more feathers, more leg, more bird. 🪶

*pitches bingo card into the sea*

SQUEEEEEEE

I gifted Stepkid a tapped fish in this Commander game and now it has four equipment on it and is beating the crap out of us.

“We need to roll up our sleeves, talk to people on the ground, and ignore everything they tell us.”

Those alt gov accounts that arose after 2016 are grifters. One of the top posts yesterday was @altnoaa.bsky.social posting an AI image of a beluga whale "escaping captivity to reunite with her baby." In response to being told it was AI, the poster said AI is good, actually, for evoking emotions.

This is basically a Democratic campaign ad. Air it as is with no changes.

By the way: if the FBI shows up at your doorstep and is like “I’d just like to ask some questions” they don’t have to read you your Miranda rights. You still have the right to remain silent. You can just say, “no, thank you, I’m not interested in talking to you” and have that be it.

If someone from the FBI visits you about your algae posts the correct thing to do is to say you won’t talk with them. Please do not talk to the FBI. Like, at all. They have no sense of humor and they will take your stupid joke and charge you with lying to an agent.

It was a funny sarcastic “I am the antifa algae saboteur” post which no one in their right mind would take seriously. However, this country is completely out of its right mind. Shut the Fuck Up Friday is now celebrated every day, walk with your god and your lawyer when shitposting.

Pete Hegseth proudly announced that flu vaccines were no longer required for the military. Predictably, a flu outbreak has descended upon the Air Force’s boot camp. Flu vaccines are again required for all new recruits.

🗡️ «Infiel en vida, fiel tras la muerte.» 💰 ☀️ En julio llega al Templo "Corazón de acero", de @tkingfisher.com con @ozeditorial.com 👇🏻 gigamesh.com/corazon-de-a...

Y’all I know a lot of things are real bad right now, but here’s one of them

Okay, I think I just tripped over a new-to-me Mandela effect at the beach. We went to the usual stores and they had the usual innuendo T-shirts, including Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax. I will swear on a stack of Bibles that when teenage boys were wearing those when I was in high school, it was DOCTOR Zog.

We wanted to understand why so many young New York City Democrats turned out in last night’s primaries. So we talked to three retired Republicans at a Capital Grill in White Plains

My beautiful horse. #makeaterriblecomicday2026

…oh shit, yeah, that’s it, isn’t it?

Okay, I think I just tripped over a new-to-me Mandela effect at the beach. We went to the usual stores and they had the usual innuendo T-shirts, including Mr. Zog’s Sex Wax. I will swear on a stack of Bibles that when teenage boys were wearing those when I was in high school, it was DOCTOR Zog.

Happy #TerribleComicsDay

This person is right and they should say it.

There are a lot of valid reasons why these test results may be inaccurate, but I wanna put my nickel down on a species prone to pica in pregnancy and the cave having really great clay.

Ramisyllis multicaudata has one head and up to a thousand rear ends. It lives inside a sponge, and every time its body branches into a new channel, all the organs branch too. One worm, shaped like a tree, threaded through its host. #WormWednesday Image from onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/...