I mean yes this is funny, but the fact that these unconstitutional stormtroopers are so directionless that they literally stand around waiting for random nonwhite delivery guys to bike past them is just pathetic. No mandate, no mission, no clue. Just racism.

Sometimes it takes very small steps.

Ok, #Bugsky I have an ID problem. I saw a big black and white hairy caterpillar in the yard! I ran to get my camera! I came back just in time to watch a brown thrasher beat it against the wall and fly off with it! So this is what I’ve got: In New Mexico, just outside of Albuquerque:

Reading a new @tkingfisher.com book is always a roulette wheel of “what mundane object is going to haunt my nightmares for the next five to ten business days. Mirrors. The answer is mirrors.

Sandra Day O'Connor retiring shifted the court from conservative to ultra- conservative, but Kennedy could have kept it from going full fascist and he chose not to, so I don't really care if he regrets that now.

Blue cities should tear up the roads in front of ICE facilities and then start decades of community engagement and input sessions to rebuild them. Let's harness our core competencies.

okay, you win, you successfully trolled bluesky, we’re all annoyed now

I can always tell a political joke broke containment when strangers start showing up to A) make angry but oddly generic comments that Trump is bad or B) demand the release of the Epstein files. Friends, I promise you that I am not the bottleneck on the Epstein files.

I am at work (librarian), sitting at the circulation desk reading “Swordheart” by @tkingfisher.com (who has effectively clubbed me into submission with their powerhouse writing {clearly some form of beautiful and arcane magics} and declared themselves one of my all-time authors) -cont-

Oh honey, don’t come to New Mexico. There’s way too much indica for you to handle here.

If you’ve ever been to Klamath Falls, you’re going “Mmm, yeah, that tracks.”

This is probably my favorite tweet in this genre. We've always been at war with AntifaSuperSoldiersWhoWillBeheadWhiteParents

The superintendent they just kidnapped is a former Olympic athlete who runs footraces with the kids from his schools while wearing a maroon suit and a bowtie. This is quite simply about the people in power feeling threatened by Black excellence.

Alright fellow nerds, I know the best minds of our generation have been on the case for years, but has anyone made a really GOOD jigsaw puzzle app for iPad?

Portland doesn’t need the military. Portland has its own defenses.

One of my favorite parts of TikTok these days are all of the ballet dancers being goofy in their Nutcracker costumes, bc when else do you get to dress up like an incredibly fabulous dapper rat

Zillow ys 100% a hobbit name. Zillow Brandybuck, daughtir of Eliora Took and Zederic Brandybuck. Knowne to go on adventures.

As someone who was tagged repeatedly by people mad at Ursula von der Leyen, solidarity.

The South Korean Ministry of Defense has awarded medals of merit to 11 officers for disobeying direct orders of superiors during the martial law fiasco, orders that they deemed to be contrary to the constitution and endangerment to democracy. www.chosun.com/english/nati...

I have layered several unwisdoms atop each other. Got the flu and Covid shot simultaneously, which was a bit much, then forgot to take an extra cortisol pill last night. (My adrenal glands don’t function right since chemo, so my cortisol is store bought.)

Clever, loyal, and (mostly) brave soldier Alex Easton is back in @tkingfisher.com’s #WhatStalkstheDeep, and they are bringing all the snark and relatability we’ve come to expect from the Sworn Soldier. #BookSky TY to @NetGalley & @macmillanaudio.bsky.social for the ARC for my honest review:

I am the gar I long and thin I have a jaw things fit within Yet sometimes shapes are wrong for head so do my best & lik the bread

FALL FASHION TIPPE - Disappear ynto the woodes of an eveninge, when the skye ys lavender and blue. Call unto the powers that dwell ther, and lo! thei appear yn their glamour and their panoplye, radiant. Aske of them what thei have seen and thei will tell thee: 'sorrow.' Accessorize wyth a scarf.

It took just three days to get Sinclair to back down, and what it got in exchange for agreeing to put Kimmel back on the air was...nothing. This is not what happens every time you stand up to a bully, but if you don't fight back, you'll never know if you would have won.

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Gorgeous!

Is it just me, or is....have things gotten stranger in the last two or three weeks?

the Catholic struggle of having to wait a full 27 minutes into this crime show before a criminal psychologist finally explains the victim’s odd pattern of wounds to the cops - but not to YOU, because you can clock a stigmata at fifty paces and have been waiting irritably for everyone to catch up

It’s not just that the place is closing, it’s that like five people immediately @‘d me about dinosaur sculptures.

Really enjoyed Bryony and Roses by @tkingfisher.com. A retelling of Beauty and the Beast, with lots of affectionate snark between the characters and a castle that was more haunted than enchanted.

The settlement has been approved!

I've been doing this in my suburb and it's such a good feeling to see these invasives knocked out. It's small but definite progress, and easy to achieve with some clippers and gloves.

HUGE win! Big thanks to the many tech workers and organizers who made this happen 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 @bdsmovement.bsky.social @notechforapartheid.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

For the half-dozen MtG players who follow me—dammit, I don’t want the Spider-Man cards, I want the Omenpath cards in paper. They are COOL! And have, like, heroic jumping spider warriors and shit!

Be right back, buying popcorn futures "the Board and executives may have breached their fiduciary duties of loyalty, care and good faith by placing improper political or affiliate considerations above the best interests of the Company and its stockholders,” www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...

gotta remember that no one likes this shit

A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.

I don’t know what constitutes a power user per se, but as someone on here a lot, I think we maybe need an option for “No, I don’t actually WANT that, but part of me says “MAYBE THEN SOMEONE WILL LEARN!” We’re not all rational actors here. We have very frustrated depths.

For those of you who like fancy box sets, Juniper Books is doing a very fancy box set of the Sworn Soldier books! It’s a super limited edition of 50, though. Sign up if you want to be notified when it goes live! juniperbooks.com/pages/sworn-...

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

Glad for the workers who want to return.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

I literally needed to know this exact thing, so thanks to this guy.

FBI BOSS: “Did you write the slogan on the casings?” FBI GRUNT: “Sure boss, anti-ice stuff, just like you asked.”

I have to assume this means he keeps everything hidden behind fabric and just thrusts wildly as she runs past.

Trump take Rapture

We're delighted to announce that A SORCERESS COMES TO CALL by @tkingfisher.com has been selected as one of @waterstones.bsky.social Paperbacks of the year! ✨ Make sure to order your copy today! bit.ly/asctcpb

Celebrating finding out there's a new Swordheart book coming out next year! Drew this picture of Sarkis a few years ago and never posted it anywhere lol 💖 @tkingfisher.com

this archetype remains undefeated

Okay, this I did not know. Angela Lansbury used to do this with Murder, She Wrote too.