Bookmarking for later as I'm four pages in and woooo this is going to be a hard one.

"Is there a way to make Utah go blue? How do we find out?"

There's large-scale demolition and/or construction happening at my parents' house 500 feet away from mine and I have made the executive decision I will learn what that's all about on Monday and no sooner.

Me: I am a very lucky person and have everything I need to survive and thrive. My health is good-adjacent, my family is well-ish, and I am able to achieve reasonable goals. So few people can say that in these times. I shall desire nothing else. Notebook store: Yo. Me: Fuck.

I’m in a seed trial! Let’s trial some seeds. Planted 4/6/26, mix of expensive seed starter soil and conventional potting soil. #garden #gardening #seeds

PROPHECY FULFILLED!!! sidequested.com #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #dragon

Dude: We're offering a special on pest control for your neighborhood. Me: Nah thanks but we don't do pest control. Dude: Yeah, I saw the garden! Did you know the honeybees are dying? Me: ...yeah. I'm aware. Dude: Weird, right? Me: ..........such a mystery.

Even if our god of joy misses out on one meal, he can at least catch another.

H. Biden versus Platner discourse is dead-on correct today.

We should all pay more attention to the stuff that used to work really well and now doesn't.

Finally had the time to read this one. Briefly mentions how Obama spent $35mil on a somewhat similar rehab. The Reflecting Pool has been a Problem since it was built. It's infested with green algae, which just keeps coming back as it's a huge sun-drenched shallow pond with no real filtration.

Watching the pundits try to explain Platner's situation and I do not get the whole "When did you know it was a nazi tattoo?" question because the only appropriate answer is "Five minutes before I made the appointment to get it covered up."

You simply do not need to continue defending a candidate like the sunk cost fallacy has you in a headlock

Me: Goddamn it, is that Maurice? Hanging out in the yard with us right now? Get the fuck out of here, Maurice!!! Stop stealing my garden shit! My husband: Do we have to call the cops? Me: On a deer? My husband: ........may I suggest a name change to 'Maurice the Deer'?

Is This Email From Humans or Just Yet Another AI Scam: Modern Time Sinks for Authors

I’m not gonna give the Rconomist the clicks but if capitalism was working we wouldn’t need a How to Crush Socialism in the Youths article every 15 years.

In A Girl and Her Fed, it's canon that the first thing Hope Blackwell does when she becomes First Lady is rebuild Jacqueline Kennedy's rose garden, which was paved over during the second Trump Administration. I'm sorry. I wrote it in 2021. I had no idea.

uh-oh, Our Lad is Ladding again. He had been doing so well, too. sidequested.com #comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics #graphicnovel

Happy National Cheese Day to all who celebrate, which is pretty much everyone*, the Grand Unification Day of holidays! *Remember to raise an extra slice in the honor of those with restrictions.

All of this--ALL of it--could've been avoided if they just let him become a theater kid.

One of the miracles of the 20th century, made possible by functioning American democracy, was eradicating the screwworm. Then Trump decided that was woke or whatever, we stopped the eradication program, and now it’s back. This will devastate farmers, who will all support Trump anyway.

I try very hard to not unload on well-meaning people/companies who want me and others to thrive as independent creators, but the suggestion that we aren’t already testing every single possible revenue stream like raptors at the electric fence will tip me right into fury.

Since we're going into HappenWatch again, time to re-up the promise to go absolutely buck wild for two weeks, and then get down to the hard work of chiseling his name from history like he was an Egyptian pharaoh after a dynasty change.

Tack on “They were about to give me millions but the Democrats and activist judges took it away” and woooo boy.

With apologies to @gregdoucette.bsky.social, Killdozer is now the moderate position.

Me: Eh, I've heard good things about Witch Hat Atelier, let's give it a try. Qifrey: Hello. Me: o no

It should be illegal to have a chronic illness triggered by stress in 2026. 😂

The cactus are now giving me an embarrassment of riches.

My dad: We have a Canada goose nesting on our roof. Me: No, you don’t, that’s not typical behavior. My dad: Sure.

Please like and support your local weirdos.

Sketch of a Woodpecker Made with a bic pen #art #birds #nature #sciart

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Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the quitters have quit yet again, but I'm not 100% sure it's smart to get a lot of violent felons fired up about receiving millions and then backing down.

It’s wild that I’m going to be exhibiting at my first Canadian show this weekend! I hope you’ll come see me at @torontocomics.bsky.social so I can finally meet you lovely folks up north who’ve been supporting me all these years! ☺️

Can't do any work until a few people answer emails but I'm keeping people from getting work done until I answer their emails but I can't do any work until a few people answer emails but I'm keeping people from getting work done until I answer their emails but I can't do any work until a few people

Apparently, it was #DinosaurDay, which also coincides with the beginning of #Pride month, so yay for us LGBTQ+ dino folk. Though really, every day is Dinosaur Day. 🦕🦖 I don't think I've posted this older Deinonychus drawing here. From 2019, the tail end of the days Before Covid.

Somehow we need to get the tacticool people to realize that Big Crisis where you finally get to Be A Hero and Prove Your Worth might never happen but every time you talk to someone you get a brand-new opportunity to be a decent human.

happy pride month

It’s true—I simply don’t respond to cold emails anymore. There’s not enough time in the day for me to do due diligence and actual work. I know some legit requests have slipped through the cracks, and it torments me but… I just can’t. The slopgrift scams are just so overwhelming.

He tried to kill you, Mike.

I really love watching fireflies flying slowly by in the morning, like “Dang, bro, hot date and late night?”

Tried Whataburger for the first time. Quite decent fast food, excellent representation of Texas (where they say it's amazing! unrivaled! unique! but it's basically like everything else).

Wait wait wait wait...everyone except Vanilla Ice and 1/2 a Milli Vanilli dropped out so he's decided to hold a MAGA rally instead of the "state fair" theme? Kinda aggressively on the nose there.

Dogs: OUT Me: ugh. 3am. Dogs: OUT Me: …this had better be an emergency. Dogs: YES. MAURICE. Me: ………who tf is Maurice? Deer *somehow standing beside me in the pitch black night*: YO. Me *after a good scream*: ………………so are you guys friends now or what?

jfc what did he do now

I feel like authors and artists should start corresponding in letters again bc otherwise universities are just going to get alumni bequests of hundreds of thousands of shitposts.

I could'a done with some tall ships myself. Really lifted the nation's spirits after Watergate.

Me: I can't find my bucket of seeds. Brown: Okay, I'll help you look. Brown (much later): What color is the bucket? Me: Oh, it's a cardboard box. Brown: ...............................honey.

Hey, so this is top-tier writing advice here from an award-winning pro…no project is too precious for you to jackhammer it apart and use it for scrap. If it’s not working, that’s fine! You didn’t make the meal you wanted but you’ve already chopped the veggies for the next dish. #writing #amwriring

What’s the overlap between this and today’s story that there’s a second vote dot gov, I wonder.