I have developed something of a pottery backlog so today on stream it's bonus pottery day - twitch.tv/sarahwithtea Will be putting frogs on things until moral improves.

Me: Dogs! Come on! Get inside! It’s a thunderstorm! What the hell, get over here!!! Where are you? Are you safe? Did a tree fall on you? What’s wrong????? Dogs, standing behind me in the garage, watching me rant in the rain: WE NEED NEW OWNER, THIS ONE BROKEN

The fun part about these things is that every time he releases some other set of files, it reminds everyone he *could* release the Epstein files too But he won't Because he's in them

For you, my beloved Bsky

ugh, yes, I can't think of a better summary of genAI than "It would improve nothing in my life.

It's probably too early for this but I'm overwhelmed with *flappy gestures like a broken-winged flamingo* so my background work video is holiday cookie decorating. No talking, just adorable cookies set to holiday tunes.

well well well, look who accidentally left the channel on HGTV

Know who's trying to manipulate you and why.

Round shortbread tin crammed with embroidery supplies energy.

some days I have actual commentary and some days I'm like this is all stupid bullshit and today is one of the latter this is all stupid bullshit

as it seems they're rolling Boyscout Shitlord straight to the courtroom...

Me: How did you get all of these slugs on you? Tai: HRUMPH ONLY THREE SLUGS Me: What's the rule about pests and poop? Tai: ...........ANY IS TOO MANY

Stephen Miller talking like Sephiroth is like kerning: once you learn about it, you can't unlearn it.

I'm gonna try it.

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…….yaaaaay

“They can’t legally do that.” Okay cool but they are doing it, and even when the courts force them to roll it back, significant damage is already done. It’s been MONTHS. How is this still in doubt?

That end-of-the-month feeling where I'm actually coming in under budget so I'm going to be super-paranoid about the imminent popped tire or broken window or whatever.

This entire administration.

I've read this twice and it's damning not just for Trump but his whole team. For example, 2023 Patel: "then a podcast host, called for Republicans to 'put on your big boy pants and let us know who the pedophiles are.'" versus 2025 Patel "The conspiracy theories just aren’t true, never have been."

Technically on the couch protector. #dogs #DogsOfBluesky

If you got yours and it’s higher than last time, take a picture, black out your personal information and post it. You know how we said everything from the Big Ugly Bill wouldn’t go into affect till after the midterms? This is something we have proof of RIGHT NOW. 5/

It’s less than 6 days until the shut down. So we need to move NOW. Remember how so many people called their elected officials before the first CR and the Big Ugly bill that the phone lines broke? WE NEED TO DO THAT AGAIN! ACA marketplace plan renewal letters have already started going out. 4/

Twin Cities people, my paintings are on display at The Coffee Shop NE until October 15th! Stop by to see them and get a piece of yummy cake!

I.................... you know what? sure.

We're going to read a "mass grave" headline someday and all the worst people will be shocked, shocked, for the course of a single news cycle.

So...huh. Okay. We're being asked to ignore the pro-fascist meme messages painstakingly engraved on the bullets from the Kirk shooting but we need to accept the bullets with "anti-ICE" scrawled on them in Sharpie?

I sincerely love how everyone seems to sincerely love CanFrog.

even for an unhinged presidency this week has been pretty fuckin unhinged tbh

Would love to see a news alert that's not about death and rhetoric.

Bugs Bunny with a cape and a little hat, tricking Stephen Miller to run dick-first into a stone wall.

"Last time I went after them, they gave me $16 Million Dollars." A reminder that the proper response to a bully is "Fuck you, no." Otherwise you're just offering a down payment on future bullying.

everyone else in the admin over the last couple days: what are you talking about, there was no attempted government censorship, stop fearmongering trump: I’m gonna sue them for putting kimmel back on the air

If you live in a region where your local stations are preempting tonight's Jimmy Kimmel, send them an email tomorrow morning with a firm "I had no idea you were one of THOSE stations and I'm contacting your ADVERTISERS!"

A bunch of firefighters just walked into this sandwich shop and the odds are they shouldn’t all look like calendar models so I’m looking for the camera.

This is my unicorn chaser after that speech. The public gardens of Mackinac Island, a car-free community, set to soothing plink-plonk guitar.

If you weren't watching this, it was bananas. Screaming bananas. Screaming bananas in clown suits.

Took a couple Tylenol this morning. Just enough for a day's worth of autism because it's trivia night night at the bar and I wanted an edge.

Spending too much time doing the math on Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski. She’s put in the work to become a 2025 seven* while he’s stuck at four. What’s the attraction there? His stellar character?

Motherfuckers I’m a middle-aged woman it’s been time since September 1st.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

There's a famous true crime case in which a man is shot while sleeping, but was still able to get up and prepare for his workday despite missing a large chunk of his brain as the daily nonsense habits were so deeply ingrained that performing them was meaningless. I think about him a lot lately.

regardless of the details I think it’s important to spin the Kimmel thing as a win Trump is weak, he’s unpopular, he massively overreached and inspired enough of a revolt that Disney had to backtrack immediately he wants to paint himself as an all-powerful dictator, paint him as a loser who sucks

imagine being In Your Lane, Unbothered, Moisturized, Flourishing, and Focused then someone starts poking you with a stick

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i found the cure for autism it's called minding your fucking business

a big hamburger

Oh oh oh someone in the press pool ask Trump if he deserves to get Raptured on Wednesday.

uh oh timeline coinkydink

Tried to water the baby asparagus but the spout was blocked so I tried to shove the blockage down into the can but the thing inside shoved back. Computer…enhance. #garden #gardening #oopsfrog