Such a beautiful article by @patricklenton.bsky.social I too am obsessed with my magpie neighbours!

Research conducted by @transjournalists.org “identified 43 outlets including the Wall Street Journal, The Atlantic and The Daily Beast running with the disproven stories of a ‘trans shooter’ and ‘trans bullets.’”

I’d like to thank tylenol for giving me so many people to play D&D with

I’ve joined the guardian’s bird of the year coverage with an ode to my favourite bird: the magpie. @australia.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/environment/...

'sex matters' -> 'ethnicity matters' you just know they aren't far off from 'race matters'.

I conducted an experiment on what Tiktok and YouTube recommends when not logged in on the app. Given the social media ban only covers accounts, hard not to see this could be the experience for teens in Australia come December. www.theguardian.com/media/2025/s...

When they bring out an annoying guy to sit with you before dinner, an amuse douche if you will

Just had the pleasure of covering all of jk rowling’s new man-books with mine in the airport bookstore 💖

It should not be possible to be this wrong

“Do you condemn the murder of Charlie Kirk????” well I think we can all agree it wasn’t a very brat summer thing to do, how about that

This is my circus, and this is my monkeys. I am the ringleader, people call me Gabzo the Magnificent

Let’s just say Iwas put on this earth to kick ass and ruin punchlines, and I’m all out of milk

What idiot called the book Fourth Wing and not The Dragons of Porn

Impossible to overstate how innocuous his jokes were. Just the most middle of the road commentary. Fascists are so sensitive. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

MSG stands for Mmmm So Good

I think my eyesight is deteriorating, but the good news is that means I get to wear slutty little wire framed glasses. Where are we buying them from these days

I think transparency is important, and I don’t want the children who look up to me as a role model and an inspiration to think I’m always right and brilliant: I recently had a long conversation with someone where I thought Sabrina carpenter and Sydney Sweeney were the same person.

Two months before Nomenber

These are some of his worst comments about LGBTQ+ people made by Charlie Kirk.

Septembher, Octobher, Judy

Accidentally wrote “septembher” and it gave me flashbacks to 2016 era girlboss feminism

Madame Weeb

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

i keep getting ads for the Grammarly AI "tool for writing" and you'd have to just be such an unrepentantly talentless hack to use it, and even worse, you'd have to know that about yourself too

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Emmylou Harris - The Boy From Tupelo John Fogerty - Zanz/Vanz Can’t Dance

Death on two legs - Queen

Meshell Ndgeocello - Berry Farms Romæo - Enemy Marianne Faithfull - Why'd ya do it? Paul Kelly - Before the old man died That's Where It's At - Whale

I followed with the sideshows to another town And I found you in a trailer on the camping grounds You were betting on some lover, you were shaking up the dice And I thought I saw you cheating once or twice, once or twice

Fun fact, it's about his stepmum:

Elvis Costello, "Alibi". (There's also "I Want You" but that somehow goes beyond spite into "Who's Afraid Of Viriginia Woolf" territory)

Ha Ha You're Dead, Green Day

Basement Jaxx - Good Luck. Best ‘fuck you’ break up song of all time.

Gomez, Cry on Demand

"Little Miss Can't Be Wrong", Spin Doctors. The *number* of times I've spat every word of this one out over that... 😁

did you hear about the sculptor who managed to get his HUGE wall-mounted sculpture with three-dimensional elements raised from a flat base finished only a few minutes before deadline? it was a big relief

One of my ongoing projects is updating a playlist called “spiteful as fuck”, which is full of the most spiteful songs I can think of. I’m opening it up again for nominations - hit me! open.spotify.com/playlist/0CK...

Do you think Ed Sheeran has stans? I know he has fans

What this really means is a worry Trump etc will use this as an excuse (even before knowing the identity of the killer) for more violence and ending civil liberties. No one was writing after the murder of Melissa Hortman of a fear that Democratic lawmakers were about to unleash violent mobs.

My offline boyfriend: have you ever heard of someone named Charlie Kirk

i'm getting into classical music lately and it's making me feel like a super villain plotting something nefarious, but i'm actually just washing the dishes

watched the first three episodes of the new season of Only Murders in the Building for @theageaustralia.bsky.social, and wrote down my silly thoughts and theories www.theage.com.au/culture/tv-a...

Whenever I think of the concept of “fomo” I think about the time I worked at the pub while all my friends took acid, and after my shift I joined them only to discover they’d spent the night writing a letter to an “unspeakably ugly house” which started with the line “dear fellow motorist”

She slayed so hard in life she got an obitchuary. Diva down. RIP grandmaw

I wanna write a fantasy book after this one

You call that serving?

No possible way to be more divorced

I'm excited to appear at @briswritersfest.bsky.social on the So Funny it Hurts panel with Patrick Lenton, Daniel Nour and Ellmore Collins with chair Siang Lu. Fri 10 Oct 2025 @ 2:30PM 🎟️ https://brisbanepowerhouse.org/events/so-funny-it-hurts/

Silksong is out today - and I am so excited to share my deep-dive into the game's development. I spoke with Team Cherry about Silksong's design, its origins, and the creative principles that drive their work. I'm thrilled to share it: