Mulder whining about being known as the monster guy is sooooooooo me coded

IMm actually SO genuinely concerned I'll never find another piece of art/media that I love as much as NBC Hannibal

hot tip: if anyone who assumes intellectual authority starts talking about the enlightenment like it's a real event that occurred in history you can pretty much discount any insights they purport to have

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

Alexithymia? I barely know 'er!

I cannot hit a LLM with a car therefore a LLM must never be in a position of power

Hi I'm the general vibe of my immediate family

On NYE I was telling someone about my postdoc options and they asked me why I wasn't applying for anything in the US. ??????????????

unfortunately using pen and paper WILL save you. i've spent the last hour updating my address book and it feels so nice to have it all down physically. sorry you all have to find out this way. get some cute stationery

I've waited 3 years to make this post

Animalia by Graeme Base tbh

He did so much for multiple generations of autistics

How do I say this nicely. Whenever anyone recommends me anything by going "omg you specifically are going to LOVE this" it makes me not want to engage with it because of the possibility I'll have to gently inform them that they've wildly misjudged my aesthetic preferences

In 2026 I will finally find out about "jerking off"

Me wriggling my way into 2026

Alexithymia is a beautiful name for a baby

GOODBYE 2025 YOU STUPID FUCK

here’s my tech ins and outs for 2026 out - depending on big tech - only ever creating public content for money or clout - platforms/protocol lock in in: - making fun little websites and apps for friends - self hosting - pirating - small online communities

Was feeling a little bad that I've been playing hours of animal crossing instead of helping to clean the house until carole pointed out that I am a leading academic on animal crossing and this all counts as professional development

They call it a nuclear family because it gives you radiation poisoning

Fox Mulder never beating the autism allegations

what i learned about publishing short stories online in 2025

I don't know if it's possible to feel like you've spent your 20s well. I got an entire PhD at 27 and I still feel like I've wasted my entire life

An under-discussed aspect of Jesus’s life is how he must have aged at a supernatural rate, something like eight years for every calendar month, in order to be a 33 year old man in time for Easter

Hey I'm 29 in a month. Does anyone have any advice on that

It's so interesting to me how much the knives out films think about radicalisation!!!!! It's SUCH an interesting theme to return to great job Rian Johnson!

hambal

very funny to me that every movie about religion in the current zeitgeist has a scene towards the start where one character goes "religious institutions..... are bad" and another goes "but religious works........ can be good" just to make sure we're all cool and accounted for

DETECTIVE FICTION IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!

Wake up dead man good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You couldn't make the X files today. They'd kill you

There is literally no point doing mental health charity shit without advocating for increased welfare infrastructure as a matter of public policy. There is no way to effectively address mental illness on a mass scale without offering material resources

The shift from "sir this is a Wendy's" to "just put the fries in the bag" indicates a cultural rightward shift; whereas the former is making fun of someone by implying they're a customer doing too much, the latter is making fun of someone by implying they're a *worker* & should know their place

Yet another year next week. AND we're all going to be tortured by the basilisk

I may have no self esteem whatsoever but I will forever preen about what good tattoo choices I've made

It's still so insane that every AI ad is like "summarise emails! Make a video of your dog doing stuff!" and that's it? It's allegedly this world changing technology and they can't think of anything better to pitch it to the general public?

Nothing a 4.5 hour nap can't fix

Parents are SO funny because they'll bully you and put you down and emotionally blackmail you for your entire developmental period and then when you're an adult they'll be like omggggg why do you have low self-esteem :( you need to believe in yourself more!

"Academics literally cannot make genAI go away" we also can't make underage drinking go away and we're not advocating for installing bar carts in every classroom.

I love legends ZA so much dude. Why is the local yakuza boss part of our teen squad

It's so insane how many incredibly cool people I get to call my friend. It's the best!!!!!!!

It's me and @itstessinadress.bsky.social !!!!!

I'd believe this anecdote because I've met guys like this at conventions. People do ask (politely) about their work and they can't pitch it because what makes it special is that they are the specialest boy. They go to panels and hear queer and BIPOC writers talk about their work and think "ah ha". +

I can't believe I'm going to be an uncle. I'm going to make this kid so weird

I'm home and I've never deserved a joint more than

This is how normies with ADHD read to me

Good Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting the goss on Sabrina carpenter from my brother in law who's on her tour crew. The review is "yeah she's pretty normal"

Now we have solid, foolproof evidence of what we've known about the president all along: he tweeted covfefe.

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