This may be the first photograph of the mysterious Okka. In Japan it is known as a yōkai, with only a few old scrolls alluding to it. The reason for its elusiveness is the deadly poison it sprays around it. Those who have been close enough to see it, such as this photographer, have quickly perished.

low-key kind of unpleasant to have been badly traumatised. don't recommend it tbh

often i feel like my life is an 80s adventure game and i forgot to pick up a nail when i was 9 years old and now im hardlocked into never experiencing real happiness

Elon Musk will never have any sense of what it means to be a great poster. If you showed him videos from salesforce child or althea420_ he would burst into flames

🚨🚨🚨🚨 crikey is in the epstein files 🚨🚨🚨🚨 (a newsletter received by Epstein featured a link to a Crikey story about Michell Guthrie)

a quick thread of some of the references to Australia in the newly released Epstein documents that I found

When Bruce Springsteen sang "at night, we ride through mansions of glory in suicide machines", he was talking about people who log on to LinkedIn after 6pm to write fanfiction about how good they are at their job.

a part of me hopes gta6 ends up being a huge flop like cyberpunk level flop cuz it would be so funny and maybe change the gaming industry for the better

From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Please watch, it's been out since 1994 —Original Msg— From: [email protected] To: [email protected] I'm busy being a pedophile with Donald Trump —Original Msg— From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Have you seen The Mask

if i’m mentally ill i shouldn’t also have to be physically ill. what bullshit

I love this.

*visibly shaking* Yeah I can have coffee after 3pm and experience not adverse effects at all. It just keeps me awake!

I think the sensory friendly hours supermarkets are doing are good and unobjectionable but I also don't see why they can't just do that all the time. There is no reason shops should be constantly playing music

genuinely very few things more satisfying than reading the kinds of emails rich and famous people send each other

You should be allowed to tell tables next to you at cafes etc that their conversation is too boring

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

hi here's me on olms which are an animal i love dearly okay thanks

i think given the circumstances i should be given a gun

pretty weird that our second most populous state will treat 14 year olds like they're adults, but won't let them on social media until they're 16. feels like a bit of dissonance there

do you think top cat is an analogue for odysseus

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you have to keep going!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Way You're Made, 2025 Analog collage - #art #collage #collageart #analogcollage

people who use ai for literally ANYTHING are fucking repulsive just fyi. sorry just weeding out the dogshit here

This is more or less what happened to me and I'm thrilled to report I have absolutely no problems living my everyday life as an emotionally stunted adult

Local antisocial rabid dog man cannot stop making friends

Everything in the world should cost $1. Except for big things like houses or cars which should cost $2

how do i tell my boss i forgot to re-read the tempest because i got distracted reading hannibal fanfic

Minns:

God this is gonna be a good one too. Dick's waiting for you sweetie

im willing to forgive jco for every fucked thing she's ever said if she keeps going like this

Imagine killing 600,000 black and brown people with a few keystrokes and not having a care in the world but one little old white lady drags you on Twitter and you spiral for a week.

In the very rare chance that anyone actually does manage to bully Musk into ending things, Joyce Carrol Oates doing it would be objectively the funniest vessel for it.

Nothing pisses me off more than "s/he" if I'm honest. Just say "they" you weirdos. Why do you have to be a freak about it and make it look like shit

American evangelicalism is like well what if instead of conjuring the Holy Spirit through ancient rituals we tried to do it with Ted talks

I'm sick to fucking death of internet video culture dude. There's no way in hell I'm pausing my music to listen to a guy with an LA accent tell me how to spawn shiny Clefairy when he could have just typed it out

AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:

Welcome to the future it sucks here

based only on how americans on here are tweeting im getting the vibe that the democratic party has once again tripped over and bitten off its own dick or something

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

I wish I got manic pixie dream autism. Unfortunately I got Frankenstein's monster autism instead

i can't begrudge creators for taking ages with stuff these days given everything, and also the delay is beneficial to me personally because it's an incentive not to kill myself before the thing i like comes out

lol she got his ass and he knows it

TWO SHINY KANGASKHAN TWO SHINY FURFROU ONE SHINY EEVEE NO SHINY CLEFAIRY

I interacted with SEVEN non human animals today, never kill your self