Drag queen named Harper Vigilance

Disregulation? No, dat's regulation

YOU - “What is this feeling?” SHIVERS - THERE IS A HOLE IN MY HEART.

like man at least asbestos actually WORKED for something

Buddy, I WISH I were living under a rock

On hold with Centrelink for an hour only for the call to disconnect randomly 👍🏻 I love Centrelink and the Australian government in general

Ghost sightings are stupid. Same with UFOs and Bigfoot. Try spotting something people will actually believe. Run into your buddy at the store

I might be a hater but the things I hate are objectively bad, unlike all the other haters who are bad people who hate things that are good actually.

Party rocking is the weaponization of reparations

[0002548] Forgotten beasts made of mud have wrong material state

Shoutout to Centrelink for attempting to force me to go to job counselling appointments, which I cannot attend due to being at the job that I already have

to be clearer: the problem wasn't "businesses shouldn't support queer ppl" the problem was "affluent liberals think commodified representation reflects an equal society and so they can't clock fascism bc gay fascists signal equality to them"

When you think of it, neurodiversity is abusive and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper Juche movement should seek to abolish it.

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

I deleted that video, was not aware that it was faked. Shows how insidious this technology can be that even I was fooled, but I still think it says a lot about the state of current affairs that I could believe a pug in a top hat could ride a dolphin like a surfboard.

My brain: hey remember that level in super Mario galaxy where you have to climb all over a big bee Me: yeah why My brain: yeah

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

My #1 fave interaction is when someone says "he or she" then their eyes flick to me and they continue, an octave higher than before, "OR THEM,"

admire and model thyself after the whale! Do thou, too, remain warm among ice. Do thou, too, live in this world without being of it.

They won't let you say it anymore but I had a good time doing some improv comedy tonight

Hey guys I'm feeling normal

The weekend is great because you finally get some time off to sit at home alone and think about how you're sitting at home alone once again

I've never seen a games industry veteran talk shit about someone like Mike Fischer talks shit about Yuji Naka: aftermath.site/yuji-naka-soni...

watching people get into fights with the discourse bot is incredible

I've been giving it some thought and this might be the worst analogy I've ever heard. Like genuinely what the fuck are you talking about

It's good

Free market capitalists love me for my lack of regulation

the sole upside to employment is access to a printer

living in australia is so cool you have to give your ID to data brokers to read your DMs it's illegal to oppose genocide unemployment is both a crucial requirement for a healthy economy and also a moral failing which must be punished climate change is going to destroy us, but we're doing nothing

My year 12s exhausted from school 🫱🏼‍🫲🏻 me exhausted from generally being alive

Suckin’ that ‘Stang

"Millennial marketing team vs. gen Z marketing team" ENOUGH. Neither of you is surviving what comes next

I'm snuffling around your published novel. I'm rooting around taking note of all the times someone smirks and huffs. I'm catching whiffs of fan fiction like truffles. You have an AO3 account.... I can tell

"The Alchemist Who Has Achieved Illumination", a famous historical illustration found within the 18th-century alchemical manuscript known as the Clavis Artis.

It turns out that the one thing sci fi couldn't predict is that the Pope is there the whole time

Tooth hurty

Sorry for posting, but, mother’s peekaboo—on the rare occasions when mother, the game master, deigns to play it—seems almost satirically infantile, as if mother has now moved well beyond mere trickery into elaborate, pathological psychological regression.

It sucks so much shit that owning aesthetically nice stuff makes me more likely to be misgendered. Sorry for being trans and also having taste I suppose

Absolutely recallmogged some people tonight. The memory alpha has logged on

a lot of people really do say ‘twink’ because they’re not allowed to say ‘faggot’ any more

They should invent a member of my immediate family who understands boundaries

"it's okay to not be okay" no it' s not. you are a failure and evil. follow for more positivity tips

(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh

Tag yourself, I’m DIE

HE CAME THROUGJ!!!!!!!!