Breweries that don't serve spirits have cop vibes

Absolutely irate that the answer to getting better is always breaking routines and getting out of my comfort zone. Just once I'd like them to tell me that I'm actually on the ball smoking weed alone in my bedroom

There's a lot of I heart radio podcasts I really like but goddamn their ads are absolutely insufferable

Waiting for Godot: The Hunt for Godot is the recently announced newest installment of the Godotverse. The long awaited sidequel follows Godot's adventures during the events of the original play.

Per an email I recieved from a source at Angelo State University, faculty have been told they will no longer be required to refer to students by their name at birth. Pride Flags are allowed in "personal offices." LGB topics are allowed, but textbooks must "omit any chapters on transgenderism"

As with many things I was the only person to use my time at sandstone unis appropriately (studying the dumbest shit imaginable while collecting as many scholarships as possible)

It's so insane that we let major party pollies walk around smugly assuming they are the only ones who really understand how the world works and the unwashed masses are simply idiots when the sum of their life experience is studying law at a sandstone then becoming a professional parasite

folks coming in w/"it might be because of the poverty or something else though" I want to be really clear: in this scenario? it does not matter why it happens. it does not matter if it's a biological impact of SMI (it is on some level) or bc of poverty or smoking etc. it only matters that it DOES

You committed genocide cunt

You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email

i hate anthony albanese so much it's unreal

i think we underestimate the impact of roko's basilisk as pascal's wager for people saving up for a blowjob robot

"When you quote-post that Australian Senator who only went into politics because their arms were too short to steal bags at train stations [...] you too are part of the culture wars machine. [...] It’s like an online information version of the human centipede."

me getting a throne and a sash that reads “King of Posts.” users are compelled to meditate about the throne for 3 minutes before logging in

MAMMALS/BEARPLAY.GIF

I can't believe my "all caffeine no food" lifestyle has made me feel like shit

It’s autumn

i have been hit by a car and the car is my house of leaves autism

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

nothing written on a shell casing will ever be funny again after “if you are reading this ur gay lol”. dude hit the high water mark. gotta get a new bit if you want to meme your stochastic terrorism now

the persistence of american exceptionalism through everything is so beautiful. why do you assume the only options are america being god's most special boy who has to take care of everyone else or complete disconnection

it's so beautiful that albo finally got to meet his crush who is a pedophile

this archetype remains undefeated

my housemate (62f) has once against accidentally consumed my psychadelics

Who are these people. What are you guys doing on here

And Martha Goebbels made a great strudel

ART/WARLOCK.GIF

that's it. we have to take my dad in front of congress

Trying not to make paracetamol jokes at autism club

Since it's autism day I want to bring back one of my fave reddit posts of all time. Um actually House MD is NOT autistic, he is actually a thing that is famously a misdiagnosis of autism

btw your "maybe it's TRUMP who's the real autistic" bits aren't funny either. i hate you all so much

Sorry for the autism discourse I'm about to subject you to. Please send all grievances to RFK Jr

Maybe it's me being extra grumpy but this shit reads to me like "they're bullying you for being gay because they're secretly gay themselves"

more like charlie jerk. folks,

With alt text.

It rules that everything in tertiary education is totally stupid and antithetical to knowledge and learning

what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch

Love this guy being like yup I’m impaled on the God Core because you sinned so bad it ruined the universe. Now go shoot our insane Divine Creator with this gun.

the rapture IS going to happen on tuesday but im the only one good enough to be raptured. sorry to you all better luck next time im gonna be sucking off god in the meantime

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

this is going to rip i'm so excited and you are all going to love it

friends, have you heard the good news?

boy i hope it's a big bag of cash for me

sometimes you see something so evangelical that it takes your breath away

i KNOW it's been observed over and over but goddamn everything about MAGA looks like shit. just an absolute aesthetic assault at every opportunity. it's so fucking embarrassing