Poor little Ziggy has something going on for like an hour where he keeps choking/snorting like he's got something stuck in his nasal passage/throat. It seems harmless, he's behaving completely normally otherwise, but it's really annoying noises

hmmm, I'll take it, but let's see, enhance

Watching the big game (Chelsea-Spurs in the WSL), Madonna is there

Well at least we're really kicking into gear fighting this stuff now

which is your favorite Rowan bit? LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me" HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE" FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"

That one Fantastic Mr. Fox gif (you know the one)

I'm no longer at work so if anyone has this clip please hit me up

which is your favorite Rowan bit? LIKE for "the mug of tea that will fix me" HEART for "TOTAL MASSACRE" FAV for "this just proves what I've believed all along"

this will be the mug of green tea that fixes me

You are not an admin. You are not a moderator. The only power you have over me is a lousy revolver and six sagging little bullets. Fire your shot, spill my blood, no malicious powder can touch my posts

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics

wait what do you MEAN new york has a forest wilderness zone in its middle and also a place called "Bard College" is this a fucking DND setting or

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

part of my brain is just like, desperate to replay Forza Horizon 5 or at least recreate the feeling of playing FH5 when we were all in it in 2021 but I canceled Game Pass so 😬

need an apple watch that checks my hormone levels whenever I tap it

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

Mongolia looks awesome, I want her to call her hunting eagle over to peck out my liver

We (you and me) have a DENSE week of women's football across the next week, and you know what else, we (me) also decided to flesh out our Google Calendar for an easy visual of when and who is playing! this-week-in-womens-soccer.ghost.io/meet-the-sup...

I’ll take Law & Order: THE WHOLE FRANCHISE

hello fellow Justified enjoyers

a thing about sports writing is that you have to learn to say the same things with different words over and over. which I think I'm usually good at, at least, but it's definitely a more notable thing than pop culture criticism

Mamdani is obviously clever and charming but I think a huge part of his appeal is that he actually pays attention and reacts appropriately to what he hears, which is extremely rare in public figures (see also: Chotiner)

Already reposted the quoted post but just started cracking up all over again because I can’t believe we saw a wholesome example of this exact format in the wild

and this isn't even counting all the greats with late-stage syphilis

This week, @rowan.monster and @lukeplunkett.com contemplate the innate class stuggle embedded in feline-rodent relations with the delightful Early Access city builder Whiskerwood: www.idlethumbs.net/3ma/episodes...

congrats to all KINDS of trans women

I am handling the Baldur's Gate news by simply refusing to believe that it is real, which I think is healthy for me

a cool thing about the end of Uncharted 2 is that it resolves in a polycule

what AI haters fail to realize is that some of us traded our artistic capabilities to gnomes for magical powers, only to find that gnomes consider foolishness magical and powerful, and now must make embarrassing public statements at all times of day. and yes, that’s ableism

Frankly I'm surprised we haven't gotten a wave of pro AI propaganda dressed in leftist language before, people absolutely adore making "things that are personally convenient for me" and dressing it in social justice language One of the internet's top wrecker moves

i think it was the great screenwriter william goldsmith who famously said there are only three stories in all the world. a man goes on a journey, a stranger comes to town, and people fighting their way up and/or down a high-rise building

oh god no wonder I feel oddly awful I haven't taken my pills today

this is why watching Fargo should be mandatory no, the good Fargo. come on.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

"I bet I could climb these if they were a little lower" Jesus Christ Nathan Drake is climbing your answer to EVERYTHING?

this is exactly what is meant by conservatives when they say "pro-Christian" and "family values." They mean patriarchy where men have sexual access to women at any age.

So all the years that systemically marginalized people spent, expending time, energy, and emotional and intellectual labour to explain to those around them, being Cassandra, likely at personal and professional cost—all gets erased. It never happened. We're all only learning now. No one knew before.

I've been sitting on this thread since maybe this time last year. Not in a tea-spilling way, in a procrastinatn/self-doubt way. I thought it'd become redundant. But we've endured like 4 major cycles now of "everyone realizing" what marginalized ppl ALREADY KNEW ALL ALONG. So here we go: 🧵

the kismet of this appearing like this on my skyline

babe I built a city for you

You can’t be naming your play that, man

good day to reshare direkris.itch.io/you-are-jeff...

sudden vivid memories of Trader Joe's Cuban black beans, rip

probably the most anti-slop I get is with Game of Thrones spinoffs. what do you mean you want to go through this again, she says, with a thousand-mile stare.

look, don't get it twisted. JK Rowling is straight, she didn't hang out with Epstein to get with young girls. No, JK Rowling hung out with Epstein because she liked Epstein and the work he did supplying young girls to powerful men and wanted to support him.

Thea Hail is a 22 year old wrestler in NXT who a few months ago announced she was gonna start streaming. She got heavily dunked on when she only bought a monitor as she genuinely didn't know you needed anything else. I don't think this is uncommon at all!

Highly, highly recommend @rowan.monster's women's soccer newsletter. Ridiculous amount of knowledge bestowed here. A legend of the game. this-week-in-womens-soccer.ghost.io