shoulda burned down more police stations

Your ol' pal Rowan is fundraising for rent help! Help the worst cat in the world, the best cat in the world, and a pretty okay trans woman with a pretty bad heart condition out! Venmo: venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser

MY THERAPIST: Wow thank you for explaining, it's very clear that you were in the right and very valid. ME: Thank you. MY THERAPIST: I'll have to read up more on Twitter beefs from the mid-2010s but until then definitely keep thinking about them instead of sleeping. ME: I agree,

Gary gygax was an insurance underwriter until dnd took off and I think that explains everything I hate about it

Angel at the Tomb of Christ, by Benjamin West, 1813, 📸 by @HancockPhoto

Your ol' pal Rowan is fundraising for rent help! Help the worst cat in the world, the best cat in the world, and a pretty okay trans woman with a pretty bad heart condition out! Venmo: venmo.com/u/RowanKaiser Paypal: paypal.me/rowankaiser

My PS5, from now on referred to as “the asset,” is doing better than my 401k.

May be worth it just for Jackie Chan's mom in Drunken Master II in 4K

I’m going to wheatpaste this article to telephone poles until everyone reads it

wait, so the real reason the resident evil mansion has all those traps and puzzles in it in is because this game has been a dungeon crawler this entire time? This entire time it was another work inspired by Wizardry? We have Resident Evil and Dunmeshi and Souls games because of the same game?

OK but what about an XCOM Ancillary Justice game, tho? You send out all your bodies to fight simultaneously, and then spend the ship part taking care of your humans.

Omg i am so so hype ahhhhhh

seen some people complaining like "yet another Mass Effect wannabe" after the Expanse game announcement and like....I don't really think we actually got a surge of good Mass Effect-like games to the point where I got sick of them. Quite the opposite!

"If someone were making Mass Effect now its primarily literary influences would be Memory of Empire, Ancillary Justice, and Gideon the Ninth" good lord brain why do you taunt me so

oh, so now men aren't allowed to set boundaries?

MY THERAPIST: Wow thank you for explaining, it's very clear that you were in the right and very valid. ME: Thank you. MY THERAPIST: I'll have to read up more on Twitter beefs from the mid-2010s but until then definitely keep thinking about them instead of sleeping. ME: I agree,

Fun fact, zippers are called that because they were used on a brand of rain boots which were called Zippers for how fast you could close them up with one hand. Long after the shoes fell out of fashion, the name for their hookless fashioners lives on. So yeah, I'm type 1. 🤣🤣🤣

I cannot tell you how easy it is to avoid being anti semitic while also criticizing Israel. Just treat Jewish people as *people* and not as extensions of the Israeli state. That's it! And yet....

*starts playing Golden Sun again to check something for a possible article* *Can't stop playing Golden Sun* *decides Golden Sun may be a perfect game* *tweets this just for @duckvalentine.bsky.social *

Being interviewed is like posting but you get a physical artifact of your post for the trouble. www.pcgamer.com/games/roguel...

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

lost some very long-term friends about the harry potter game a couple years ago so you can bet I'm excited about a shitty pointless harry potter tv show

JD calling the pope like "well you know who DOES like me"

How soon till we hit Scraping The Barrel

"not so easy to find a diplomatic representative who doesn't suck shit now is it"

JD calling the pope like "well you know who DOES like me"

The perfidious Asiatics have a foreign concept known as "revenge" whereby if you were to drop several thousand bombs on them, they might attempt to fight back.

my grocery store that's three blocks away is closed to clear out asbestos they discovered and man I am dying at not being able to roll out the door and get a bit of food, that's a hard habit to have taken away

God, that man could smoulder.

I gotta say, even after decades of warning that post-9/11 homeland security overreach would lead to American fascism, I didn't expect to be actual ICE officers taking over from TSA and walking around airports in their shitty fatigues

why did you transition? wrong answers only. so I could say bitch without feeling guilty

Donnie Yen breakdancing in the title credits of Mismatched Couples to solve my brain problems.

*grinding teeth into dust* you....gotta..........hand...................*head explodes*

it's been a couple years since we were seeing articles like this, but these kinds of things are warnings that in two months things are gonna be real shitty

Dear "The Ellisons", I have a lot of ideas for a non-cuddly Star Trek show, I will ban therapy-speak in dialogue, you can call it anti-woke, call me.

this made me hate masculine posturing so much my egg cracked again

This is literally the only thing i have the bandwidth to read about today

a thing that I think we're running into here politically speaking is that Trump will only back down if he's convinced that it's actually a win to do so (see: Greenland) but Iran is like "fuck you we're making you lose" and so all the mad king behaviors are escalating

we've all been there going into massive debt to chase a white peace

we've all been there going into massive debt to chase a white peace

honestly, whatever. you were all warned!

oh my god this is extremely funny

Gonna use this one a lot

damn girl are you 200 goombas? because you are stacked to illegitimate levels

I have been losing it at this post from the Dems on instagram.