i got caught googling wordle hints. whole town calls me "7-guesser" now

the louder you scream in public the less likely people are to do anything about it. so just have fun with it

leaning in like i think we're about to kiss during an exit interview

obsesseddddd 💅💁‍♀️💕

I want you to put the word out there that @assortedberries.bsky.social back up

i'm an auditory learner and a visual forgetter. and a kinetic adept with lightning hands!! my olfactory senses are normal

i remade my account to follow 200k people and retweet puns about geopolitical conflicts

they're making me follow 10 people to get started

whenever some guy calls me "ye Mighty" i'm always like "let me guess... you want me to look upon something..." and it's always his Works, and i despair every 👏 damn 👏 time 👏

sometimes my husband lets me learn new words from the dictionary when i'm good ^_^✨

everyone at the mall made fun of my plate armor

pointing at various parts of your body and declaring them vestigial

i'm thinking

giggling coquettishly at the hooded figure chasing me through the woods

i've been reusing the same napkin for longer than anyone's comfortable with

anyone can interact

i've been experimenting with caffeine

maintaining a healthy level of detachment from my newborn son

waving a gun around for emphasis