the three food groups:

my brother @eastbaybias.bsky.social has 5 tickets for the Savannah Bananas in Anaheim this Friday. DM him if you can pay face! it's not every day you can see the Indianapolis clowns. unless you live in Indianapolis

More: - Tiffany Aching, Pratchett - Prydain, Alexander (great as a pre-LOTR series imo) - Dark Is Rising, Cooper - His Dark Materials (hits real hard for weirdo smart kids) - Graceling, Cashore (I mistakenly read them in order 1-3-2 and actually might recommend that) - Queen’s Thief, Turner

"What you made with Sora mattered" is one of the least true things that has ever been written

I covered this story for Defector because it falls under two of my beats, Amazon's Reacher News & Views and Suburban Brain Disorder. defector.com/suburban-hom...

can someone PLEASE blog about this, I need a transcript and all angles of video analyzed and commentary about Tennessee suburban McMansions

Alan Ritchson making me feel sympathy for a guy on a loud-ass motorbike is perhaps his greatest feat as an actor

10/10 headline

they really gonna roll this out and NOT call it Godzillaas?

The Secret Agent is smart and engrossing and quietly devastating, but the primary recurring thought I had throughout was "god DAMN he looks so good"

watch the Indoor Football League, now with more "NO NO YES"

nope! see ya tomorrow

everyone on the internet loves flute girl, the girl who enthusiastically plays the flute [flute playing intensifies] no. that’s too hard. settle down flute girl

My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.

“god I miss Laura”

big ups to @starboardorc.bsky.social for alerting me to the new album from my girlfriend CARR. horny dirtbag rock forever open.spotify.com/album/7jCKyJ...

well on one hand there's the intellectual 4-star Marine general who spent 40+ years of service thinking critically about war and leading troops in battle. and on the other you have a Princeton college Republican alcoholic sex pest National Guardsman. two great men equally qualified for the job IMO

I have not watched a season of The Bachelor/ette in about a decade (or more?) ... but now that I can't be subjected to the show's Xeroxed plot or glacial pacing, I need to know EVERYTHING about this bad idea bouillabaisse of a season

OH. MY. GAWD.

she is playing the hell out of that flute 🫡

I clicked on an article about The Bachelorette being canceled and was NOT prepared for the amount of lore and gender-fluid names required to follow the story. it was like starting Children of Dune on page 186.

Writing out that first draft and grimly deleting the exclamation point after the "Thanks!" You hate to do it but sometimes you have to let em know who you are

I agree with Dave, and will only add that “Randy Walters” is the exact kind of tune that could easily be adopted and adapted by supporters groups. change the lyrics, make the last word “pitch,” you got yourself an anthem

Attn. @yahoosports.bsky.social CFE fans: Join our @yahoofantasy.bsky.social Bracket Mayhem group, submit your picks, and we'll let the winner program a future show segment (unless you went to Michigan, I'm tired of that shit): tournament.fantasysports.yahoo.com/mens-basketb...

Team USA at the WBC might be the most straightforward argument for DEI that I’ve ever seen

hey look at least the american team didn’t have any fun

my kid came home from kindergarten today and announced she was setting a trap to catch a leprechaun. apparently other kids at school always end up with candy and treats in their annual leprechaun traps, so she’s pretty stoked to see what she gets. I am begging other parents to fucking cool it

last time I was at the dentist I heard "Stuck in a Moment You Can't Get Out Of," which is the most Dentist Office song on the most Dentist Office album of all time

finally a prequel to Jobs

women's tourney bracket breakdown! www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuRT...

choosing to take this headline literally. "sorry folks, Oscars are canceled. yeah, Kylie shut down the production. we tried to stop her but she was wearing a dress"

it’s beautiful to think One Battle inspired a whole new generation to read Thomas Pynchon’s wikipedia page

having conflicting WBC feelings of “I love my country” and “no one I know would miss these wannabe troop jabronis”

That's the face you make when you know you've just earned yourself a first-team contract.

please check out Yahoo's LIVE tourney bracket breakdown! er, livestream of the Oscars broadcast. the thing you want to watch right now, that's what it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuaF...

I’lll take a weird movie over a shiny dull one. and for sure the state of cinema is better when there are weird movies. …but also maybe Yorgos Lanthimos pictures could be 10% less off-putting? yes I just watched Bugonia

you HAVE to go to the minerals exhibit at LA’s natural history museum

I will vote for literally anyone whose platform is “I’m gonna send the people responsible for this to prison”

Free message for Democrats on taxes: We will use them to improve people's lives instead of killing people for no reason.

Hear the full story: www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0R5...

the people's post

Laker Fans Furious As Bam Adebayo Dies In Even Worse Helicopter Crash

the first rule of owl club is you don’t talk about owl club🦉🦉🦉🦉🪶

hmm I wonder what might happen if this got a certain amount of shares

the most baffling/hilarious thing is that these are mass-produced shoes that cost $145. they could have exchanged them or bought a pair that fits!

Bam Adebayo scored 83 points because he is a better basketball player than Kobe Bryant

I guarantee you won’t guess what kind of car he drives. truly elite photo swipe reveal www.reddit.com/r/roadtrip/s...