Matt Ufford
@mattufford.bsky.social
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Yahoo Sports guy, area bird enthusiast
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my favorite part of parenting is getting my kids ready for school. cajoling, repeating myself, grinding my teeth as I shake with rage — I love starting each day the angriest I’ve ever been
about 2 years ago
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Tom Peyer
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My narcissism recovery is going so well we made a TV show about it
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Brian Grubb
about 23 hours ago
sandwch guy is the gyro we need
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this is me. I'm 7 feet tall and tried to make a layup over Victor Wembanyama. sorry but I tried my best
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ceej
2 days ago
dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods
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hey it’s our live trade deadline show with Andrew Siciliano, Jori Epstein, and Frank Schwab!
www.youtube.com/live/GLuRpj-...
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NFL Trade Deadline LIVE: Cowboys & Colts pounce on Jets fire sale
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https://www.youtube.com/live/GLuRpj-9hxE?si=43mqN4XAhDLv9m4n
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Defector
3 days ago
Dick Cheney departs the world he made:
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Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
https://defector.com/dick-cheney-departs-the-world-he-made
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JokerSince 2022
4 days ago
If Cuomo loses he has to lower himself into a giant vat of boiling marinara sauce like in Terminator 2
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computer, enhance
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3 days ago
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the problem with no one else following MLS is that I can't just post "Paul Rothrock 💚🩵" at 12:50 a.m. ET
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revisiting this and I think the Dodgers had more ideal pitchers as laid out below, while the Jays had more cop pitchers.
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votes are still coming in but I’m ready to call it: Hakeem Jeffries is the least-cool person from Brooklyn ever
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periodic reminder that you can improve your social media experience by following a handful of nature photographers
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Nate Tice
5 days ago
A reminder that Football 301 will be LIVE recapping week 9 after the late afternoon games wrap up! Come hang out with
@fourverts.bsky.social
& me as we react to another NFL Sunday that's been full of shenanigans!
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NFL WEEK 9: BIGGEST Moments, SURPRISING Matchups & More!
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Doc Revan
5 days ago
Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper
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Better Things Are Possible
5 days ago
My congratulations to all Baseball Perverts. It was their "super bowl" last night and it seems they all had a very bad time (in their culture that's how you have a good time)
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Dan Hopper
6 days ago
Yamamoto roped into pitching five innings in the Dodgers’ company softball game tomorrow
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good stuff from
@vincemancini.bsky.social
on bricked smart beds, ads on your refrigerator's display screen (???), and the loss of simple things that work
open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...
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An Internet of Shit
The "internet of things" has spread so rapidly that it has managed to enshittify even thousand-year-old inventions.
https://open.substack.com/pub/vincemancini/p/smart-devices-enshittify-everything?r=yvpy&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=false
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I did not see a Bobby but I *did* see an 8th grader with a note-perfect DiCaprio in One Battle After Another
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7 days ago
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Halloween parade at my kids' school. the "KPop Demon Hunters" phenomenon is really just a Rumi phenomenon. Saw five Rumis in a single class, and probably 7 or 8 Rumis per one Mira or Zoey. the allure of a super-long purple braid is simply too great.
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well honey, today I stood in front of a camera and told the country "the beatings will continue until morale improves." anyway we're the good guys.
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8 days ago
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Jon Bois
9 days ago
đźš« NO DMS đźš« NO CRYPTO đźš« NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" đźš« NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR đźš« NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" đźš« NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" đźš«
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"Dear patient, you have a new care journey available." –Cedars-Sinai letting me know my colonoscopy is scheduled
9 days ago
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CJ Fogler
10 days ago
Sweet merciful lawd Freddie Freeman finally ends it in 6:39 and 18 innings
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Shohei is so sleepy. let the big man rest before his pitching day.
11 days ago
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Justin Klugh
12 months ago
JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes
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brian b. levinson
11 days ago
10 years ago tonight
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can I get all the cuts of George Springer getting hit by pitches?
11 days ago
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Izzy Seabiscuit
11 days ago
The ideal Chotiner interview subject is an expert who cares deeply about their expertise but feels it isn't understood properly to the general populace and Chotiner acts as an intermediary. The ideal Chotiner victim, coincidentally, believes that this describes them perfectly.
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Brian Phillips
11 days ago
If Sun-, Mon-, or Tues- the -day do be, The game is on Peacock or perhaps N- and/or ABC; If Wednesday has come round again, 'Tis wise to check ESPN; Yet if it be long weekend time, Search Disney's sports verticals, but first try searching Prime
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ok runners, let me have your half marathon training plan. I’ve got 4 months to go, I’m running 3x a week, and I can do 10k in relative comfort. please don’t make me regret posting this to main.
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Nicholas Grossman
11 days ago
Not a hard question, except for the culture that pretends it's not the answer 1) right-wing media lies incessantly, so anyone truth-based doesn't trust it, and anyone who trusts it doesn't trust anything else 2) other media treats those lies as legitimate, for "fairness," getting trust from no one
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the Steelers could have taken the easy way and just made every aspect of the uniform mustard yellow. but no. someone with RESPECT for HISTORY said “the pants must be piss-colored”
12 days ago
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watching 3-outcome Little League (walk, strikeout, passed ball). my son’s team scored 18 runs last week while getting no-hit.
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I’ve been saying this! The writing’s so damn good that you don’t have to like tennis to love this book!
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13 days ago
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Jon Bois
14 days ago
was just skimming through old footage and found this ruthless moment in 1970s baseball broadcasting
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I'm out of the blogging game, but MAN would 1200 words busting on this middle-seat Spirit jabroni hit the spot on a Friday
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14 days ago
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Aaron Gordon scored a career-high 50 points on 17-21 shooting (10-11 from 3) and it just gets swept into the dustbin because Steph Curry went Normal Mode
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ME, 2012-2018: will you Ravens fans SHUT UP he’s not elite ME in 2025: Joe Flacco is a sage and kindred spirit, wise and generous, a prince among men
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15 days ago
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ana street rat
15 days ago
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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well there’s Big Bruce, Albanian Bruce, Spooky Bruce, Pookie Bruce … Flappy Bruce of course. Spanish Bruce. yeah. I guess police are calling them “the Bruces”
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15 days ago
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dad on a nerf hoop
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16 days ago
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Luke Knox
16 days ago
these should all be mass-produced. every single one.
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time comes for us all
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16 days ago
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Dan Keegan
17 days ago
This show has been this lineup — Staples, Godfrey, Dellenger — for only about two months and I think it’s already the best CFB podcast out there
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we used to be a proper country
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advertising for whiskey during a Game 7 is EXTREMELY compelling
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Vince Mancini
18 days ago
One of the most palpably insufferable paragraphs ever put to paper.
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