I wanted the Packers to win but I’m delighted by this magic

Brandon Bostick wept

Carbon Monoxide Detector

(Ebenezer Scrooge on his way to debut his new “fun” persona to the family of the employee he’s impoverished:) Maybe I’ll razz Bob a little bit when I get there. I think we have that kind of relationship

I suppose Jake Paul is less annoying if you never saw his Vines. unfortunately I did, so I wish him a speedy recovery and several rematches against Anthony Joshua

Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.

y’all I am VIBRATING. I should only be allowed to watch Rams-Seahawks under heavy sedation

“and if you are invited to do an ‘iconic Jewish dance’ and you don’t see two people sitting in chairs held aloft by a crowd, do NOT do the dance”

too much bad news lately, so I’m sharing this song my son wrote. it is the most annoying song I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

so help me god I will become the toxic avenger

Basic dumbass. Looks like shit. Often mistaken for broken-ass garbage on the ground because it's too lazy to fly. Easily identifiable by central American passersby giving it the finger. Song is plagiarized. We almost forgot to put it ihere until Stacey was like "oh what about that little asshole"

Elle Duncan is very simply one of the best in the business. Funny, curious, quick on her feet, and generous (as a host and a friend), with the perfect mix of confidence and self-deprecation. May she revel in the best possible post-ESPN life: getting paid more to work less.

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very grimly ironic that our government run by podcasters sucks at true crime

an unmarried man in journalism got a buyout as late as 2023, surely this is the saddest story about media employment in the last decade

erika kirk and jd vance sort of look like they're in disguise as each other

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

immensely stupid win, go Hawks

Philip Rivers came out of retirement to throw a game-sealing interception

I like Philip Rivers enough to want him to succeed a little, but I’m also a feral little rat-man who wants to see him explode into pieces from a Nick Emmanwori blitz

More like Filled Up Rivers

at this point I think it’s fair to say that the Bills have a kink. and I think it’s perfectly healthy to switch from sub to dom with a partner

Looks like that fight happened organically.

it’d be bad for society but I’m in favor of more fights at Whole Foods. elite news read from the anchor here, too.

Mike Macdonald:

ACAB

those people … are parents

This MTV recording I found from an extremely golden age of 1994 is a time capsule of exactly specifically the last time the world existed before Mariah Carey’s “All I Want For Christmas Is You,” as shown by this ominous trailer. Make of that what you will.

This is an excellent job, located in the sun or in four seasons! disney.wd5.myworkdayjobs.com/disneycareer...

Sandhill Cranes strolling through the snow. Some Cranes will overwinter here; I saw a flock of about 40 the other day.

the most reasoned objections to AI are centered on environmental impact and plagiarism. the shoddy results, always lesser than a human effort, are next. but frankly I'm just repulsed by the grotesque perversion of the innate qualities of a human life

A quiet moment with a pint-sized Northern Saw-whet Owl. Such a mesmerizing little gremlin! #birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography

son (9) just hit my wife with “you’ve got more loose ends than a spaghetti dinner.” and I know he didn’t come up with that himself, but still. that’s a bar.

if you gave every person on earth a chance to guess the reveal here there would not be a single correct answer

I can hear the accents inside

tuning into Eagles-Chargers

I asked ESPN Research and they asked Elias Sports Bureau and they looked back as far as they could (to 1978) and it would appear Jalen Hurts is the first player to ever commit two turnovers in one play. Isn't history beautiful?

my favorite part of making chicken schnitzel? why, dipping the raw chicken in raw egg, of course!

you: absolutely and correctly livid at the abject stupidity of this suggestion me: unable to stop muttering FEWER calories

my favorite soccer players are fullbacks with sauce. Algeria’s Achref Abada with the scorpion flick to bicycle clearance that starts a counterattack for the go-ahead goal vs Bahrain

btw I'd never seen this picture of the Kam Chancellor hit on Vernon Davis before. Kam hit him so hard the rain came off his helmet *still in the helmet shape*. full-on Looney Tunes hit.

two winnable games but not feeling great about the UFC fight

I have some important advice for any of my younger followers about to enter the job market for the first time, hard-won advice that has been passed down through generations of email jockeys who just want to get through the day without too much hassle: the CEO must never know your name

no surprises in my Sportify Wrapped, but it's good to see some new material crack my top five

increasingly clear that Olivia Nuzzi’s grossest kink is writing a book on an iPhone