GAME DAY

Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event! Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun

one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive

when you go a business trip and don’t post about the great people you saw or the combined efforts of a 20-person team but someone reported a harlequin duck near the airport

say it with me: I love starting every day the angriest I’ve ever been

A few years ago I was (for some reason) asked to guest-judge a children's science fair. Fear not for the future: our greatest scientific advancements are ahead of us

Inside you there is an empanada bar.

Jessie Diggins, Olympic cross-country skiing gold medalist, from the Twin Cities: “I want to make sure you know who I’m racing for…”

"For much of the 2010s and likely before and since, it appears the crime rate of CBP agents and offices was higher PER CAPITA than the crime rate of undocumented immigrants in the United States." www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/accountabi...

I’m happy the Hornets are relevant but I need Kon Knueppel to tone down the Stevie vibes

Just some really cool owls #birds #owl #nature #wildlife #photography

I used to think gaining rights was like stepping on the rungs of a ladder, progress constantly ascending to something better. Smarter people told me it’s like swimming against a current. The moment you stop moving forward, the current drags you back.

my wharf died while I wash at shee

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

HELLO. I am looking for a single ticket to the Super Bowl. I’m willing to pay face for a nosebleed or will gratefully accept a corporate benefactor looking for a Seahawks fan to hang out with. all leads appreciated

you know it smell crazy in there

Tonight from Hollywood, the 2026 Grammy awards, featuring LIVE performances from: -Gun$hai -Ashley Duerte! -Manmoth! -Lil Scoop Trey, with Eric Clapton! -Candy-N-Kisses! -No Kitty That’s My Pot Pie! -She Montgomery! -Thatt Bitch! -Laddies Of The Lake! -and Scotch Memphiss Jr.!

yes but he’s a very large teenager

here are the small delights and pleasures that carried me this week: 1. being in the crowd for Jordan Chiles's perfect 10 floor routine last night www.youtube.com/watch?v=vriY...

May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.

Best money I spend every month

just ran through a brick wall after watching this

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

thank you Representative Chamberlain for winning back (?) the rights of citizens to not be deported from their own country (???)

had a terrible dream last night that I was posting earnestly on LinkedIn

Scrolling through Twitter, finding the ancient texts, discovered a quintessential Dan tweet.

I love this stupid polluted city so much

GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL GOALIE GOAL

getting some pushback on the fact that I chose not to win six Super Bowls in my career. but between Belichick and me, only I have chosen not to employ Mike Lombardi. and that is one of many reasons why I would be a first-ballot Hall of Famer

if I won six Super Bowls I would simply foster and maintain positive relationships with my peers in the industry and members of the media. guess I'm built different

At long last: the 10 Best Movies of 2025 open.substack.com/pub/vinceman...

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

how is this not an SNL sketch

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due to my schedule I cannot take existing photos of Greg Bovino and make him 10% shorter tonight. please let me know if you are interested in seeing this content tomorrow.

please update your meme templates

this might be the best one yet

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

pretty incredible story in here about how you can go from sitting on your couch to radicalized and in the streets in record time: www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

over the last couple years I’ve said a lot of untrue things about Matt Stafford just to be a hater. but not anymore: dude’s freaking awesome. and when the stakes were highest he was nearly as good as Sam Darnold

Canonically in the multiverse a bad timeline splits off when something that obviously was the proper thing to happen is wrongfully prevented from happening, so the only hope is to go back and do it right, oh, I see the Seahawks will be meeting the Patriots in the Super Bowl

the host of Jeopardy being a Seahawks fan and dunking on the Rams as my team goes to the Super Bowl sounds like a dream I might have had in high school

This is a more wholesome NFL highlight reel