My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates

LORT LOOT

Been playing around with process a bit, trying to digitize stuff I enjoy doing with traditional media. This would be: marker sketch (dry as hell) ink (mostly brush) whiteout marker colors (not dry as hell) + colored pencils for highlights

HOBBIT!

LORT LOOT

THE NINE.

The cool thing about getting a big list of chatgpt ideas from an art director is that you don't actually have to read it because the AD almost definitely hasn't either.

GRISHNÂKH!

The cool thing about getting a big list of chatgpt ideas from an art director is that you don't actually have to read it because the AD almost definitely hasn't either.

LORD OF THE NAZGÛL RISO print coming soon.

THE NINE.

Was starting to explain Comic Con/Artist Alley to my very normie psychiatrist last week and she was like “I know about that, my job is to talk to neurodivergent people all day”.

I think polymarket should stay legal but your full name, home address and occupation should be public.

Happy Alien Day to all who celebrate! 🐣🐈✨

Happy Alien Day to all who celebrate! 🐣🐈✨

Was starting to explain Comic Con/Artist Alley to my very normie psychiatrist last week and she was like “I know about that, my job is to talk to neurodivergent people all day”.

Not to brag or anything, but I ALSO styled an LOTR themed product shot this week and instead of using generative AI I used an old railway sleeper and some binding wire I had turned into chainmail.

Did you know that there are tutorials on YouTube that can teach you how to bind your own sketchbooks (with better paper) at a fraction of the price.

Not to brag or anything, but I ALSO styled an LOTR themed product shot this week and instead of using generative AI I used an old railway sleeper and some binding wire I had turned into chainmail.

Did you know that there are tutorials on YouTube that can teach you how to bind your own sketchbooks (with better paper) at a fraction of the price.

Try not to post anything today that gets you put on a watchlist challenge:

Someone should start a radwife trend. More wives doing kickflips would be neat

⚔️ BATTLE ⚔️

Why did no one tell me that if I did a rough sketch of a seated crowd in curved rows for an isometric illustration Id one day have to render it. Someone is to blame and its not me.

⚔️ BATTLE ⚔️

BANDANNA! ⚔️ Will have these available in my soon to be open online shop in May/June.

BOOK CLUB!

Why did no one tell me that if I did a rough sketch of a seated crowd in curved rows for an isometric illustration Id one day have to render it. Someone is to blame and its not me.

TOLKIEN CREATURE - GLORFINDEL

BOOK CLUB!

Maybe we failed as a society when we didn't throw anyone that called themselves a "disruptor" into the nearest river.

It's not hyperbole in the least to say Musk purchased a six-month shadow presidency for $280 million and used the power of that shadow presidency to 1. Steal the government’s data, 2. Permanently damage the state’s ability to regulate his businesses, and 3, kill non-white people.

Glorfindel of Imladris ☀️ LOTR fanart, as a treat, and because I've been meaning to draw this golden elf for a looooong time!

Bsky has implemented the carousel out of spite because we all made fun of WHY yesterday.

Its cool that I was like "Ill take the urgent product shots after work" and then the sun went down behind my neighbour's house at 17:05.

When a social media site is just 80% people talking about sports it’s called engrittification.

Bsky has implemented the carousel out of spite because we all made fun of WHY yesterday.

Starting to suspect that the people who are all in on using AI actually believe that they are going to become billionaires.

BANDANNA! ⚔️ Will have these available in my soon to be open online shop in May/June.

Um, actually the reason Bsky keeps breaking is because not enough of its users believe in their hearts that Ai is good and loves us.

Maybe he’s a technical advisor in the sense that the team should do the exact opposite of whatever he suggests.

The Mandolorian and Grogu (2026)

BREAKFAST A super old style test I did for Muti probably in 2017.

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

I talk a lot of shit about AI, but Im actually the founder of an AI start-up that converts audiobooks into how other people hear your voice. So far we've raised 37 billion dollars in funding.

When a social media site is just 80% people talking about sports it’s called engrittification.

Wearing my "Tech Haters" bsky label like a badge of honour.

Um, actually the reason Bsky keeps breaking is because not enough of its users believe in their hearts that Ai is good and loves us.

Artists, if you see this, post a dog (Super old style test I did for Studio Muti)