have we considered that the guy in the Blair Witch Project was maybe just doing a wee?

LUDDITE TEMPLE SHRINE

guys i just found out about this thing called "journaling." it's like posting except only for you.

have we considered that the guy in the Blair Witch Project was maybe just doing a wee?

Damn but The Offspring really did have some absolute bangers back in the day.

I've got an inprnt btw: www.inprnt.com/gallery/scar...

In twisted mockery of the Halflings the dark lord Melkor created the Bloodhound Gang

Any drug dealers out there need some tiny ziplock baggies? My pins each came in an individual little bag and I don't want them to go to waste. (Not a cop)

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The cool thing about gAI instagram ads is how much easier it is to spot greenwashers these days.

LUDDITE TEMPLE SHRINE

TnP to my 3yo who can't yet pronounce the L in his name. Gonna be called Cawum by his family for the next 50 years.

The cool thing about gAI instagram ads is how much easier it is to spot greenwashers these days.

I got a summer sale going! 30% off on all fonts 'til july 5th! creative market: creativemarket.com/wendyleftmea... gumroad (use 'SUMMER26' at checkout): wendymurphyonline.gumroad.com ko-fi: ko-fi.com/wendyleftmea...

make something terrible!

It’s my birthday this week, so I decided to repost some of my Theok art work ☺️.

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Hey does anyone want to preorder that TOVE JANSSON HOBBIT REPRINT (!!!) that's coming out later this year and throw it around in the street a couple times and then put it in a secondhand bookshop for me to find?

Make stuff.

Last chance, folks. Only one copy left.

Travelling as a FWC referee must be pretty scary because what if Boeing mistakes you for the other kind of whistleblower.

Hey does anyone want to preorder that TOVE JANSSON HOBBIT REPRINT (!!!) that's coming out later this year and throw it around in the street a couple times and then put it in a secondhand bookshop for me to find?

u r invited 2 join my secret club

Travelling as a FWC referee must be pretty scary because what if Boeing mistakes you for the other kind of whistleblower.

Some of you haven't devoted your lives to creating value for the shareholders and it shows.

We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.

mom can you come pick me up they are making me draw a topographic map with a spiral in it.

THE TOWER OF CIRITH UNGOL

NEW ART ALERT! 🌸 I really enjoyed painting this one, I hope you enjoy it too!

UPS decided to retroactively charge me an extra $500 for a painting that was already $400 to ship. I can NOT ask the commissioner for $500 more because that’d be fucking ridiculous. ANNND that was all my money to pay the vet tomorrow so I’m taking any and all commissions. :’)

I think that finishing off Winds Of Winter would take GRRM like 15 minutes if he just sat down and put his mind to it.

It's my b-day. Im 40.

As a writer I can only aspire to create a single sentence this dense with implied horror

It's my b-day. Im 40.

South African James Bond: Noewe Taahm Tew Daah

Got our 7yo's school report today and she apparently whispers "you can do this" under her breath when she's having a hard time focusing in class :')

Got our 7yo's school report today and she apparently whispers "you can do this" under her breath when she's having a hard time focusing in class :')

Promising to drain the swamp and then making whole new literal swamp feels a little too on the nose for even that guy.

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

Feel like we're at the point in reality where if a guy that looked like a penguin came out of the sewers people would vote for him as mayor.

BARAD DÛR! Now on Inprnt :) www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay/barad-dur/

THE BLACK GATE OPENS Now available on @inprnt.com www.inprnt.com/gallery/brucemackay/the-black-gate-opens/

The tender skin beneath the crisp glaze melts in the mouth, as the braised & brined meat tantalizes w a firm yet pliant feel reminiscent of chicken, yes, but also eel. The faint taste of something bitter is sublimated in mouth-watering savory moistness, juxtaposed with the spicy crunch.

Feel like we're at the point in reality where if a guy that looked like a penguin came out of the sewers people would vote for him as mayor.

Im like the kid in that parable about making a difference to the one starfish they threw back into the ocean but instead of starfish Im blocking advertisers on instagram that use AI.

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*Buying a balaclava and telling the shopkeeper its for regular crime and not environmental terrorism.

The true risk is: "an AI salesman will exploit your boss's infinite horniness for replacing mouthy workers with pliable machines to sell him a chatbot that *can't* do your job, and then your boss will fire you and replace you with that inept, defective chatbot." 17/