Almost TOLKTOBER!

I'm doing Socktober again this year. 1 pair of socks. 31 days. No laundry. #Socktober2025

I think it's really cool that this is something a person has actually made, whereas if it were a prompt I wouldn't give it a second thought. Making things exist is important.

LORT!

Mistakenly assumed that the poster for a Writhing Retreat had a typo on it and ended up spending the week in a bog with some worm people.

They should come up with a medical term for the thing that happens to public figures who spend so much time fighting with people online that they can no longer tell if they are in the wrong or not.

Tolktober day 1. Shire. "I had the loveliest dream last night. There was this large barrel, full of pipe-weed. And we smoked all of it. And then you were sick." 4 colour Riso. Aqua, Yellow, Teal & Fluo Pink printed with a MZ1070e on Munken Cream 240gm grab a stoned little hobbit (link in bio)

because stuff always works like this when you're a one-man band, obviously it's only now that Alien:Earth is finished I'm finally getting chance to remake the moulds for our Xeno:Morph kit. He's back in the shop as a pre-order, anyway!

Rewatched the whole of Alien Earth and I am not above admitting that I was wrong and I get it now. I suspect that my reaction to each episode's needle drop had more to do with "Is that it? Do I have to wait another week for more?!" and less to do with the actual song choices.

TOLKTOBER!

TOLKTOBER!

Mistakenly assumed that the poster for a Writhing Retreat had a typo on it and ended up spending the week in a bog with some worm people.

I know it's the thought that counts or whatever, but gift wrapping a Toblerone feels like a misuse of my time because its is extremely obvious what is inside.

I know it's the thought that counts or whatever, but gift wrapping a Toblerone feels like a misuse of my time because its is extremely obvious what is inside.

They should come up with a medical term for the thing that happens to public figures who spend so much time fighting with people online that they can no longer tell if they are in the wrong or not.

If I owned a pharmaceutical corporation I would simply name all the ADHD products after the elven smiths: “My doctor has put me on 27mg of Celebrimbor” etc.

MONOMONDAY 37&38/52 Oil on felt monoprints. Replicas of some old instax photos I took of my favorite bridge in Hong Kong. 8.5x5.5cm. #printmaking

MONOMONDAY 37&38/52 Oil on felt monoprints. Replicas of some old instax photos I took of my favorite bridge in Hong Kong. 8.5x5.5cm. #printmaking

If I owned a pharmaceutical corporation I would simply name all the ADHD products after the elven smiths: “My doctor has put me on 27mg of Celebrimbor” etc.

Almost TOLKTOBER!

An electric mouse

MONOMONDAY 36/52 Mountainside. 9.5x10.5cm. Wax Pastel Monotype

MONOMONDAY 36/52 Mountainside. 9.5x10.5cm. Wax Pastel Monotype

KNIGHT TIME! A VERY old style test for Muti from back in 2017.

Missed #HobbitDay this week but here's Bag End for you anyways.

Reality TV show idea: KPOP Denim Hunters.

SPRING HAZE Old style test for MUTI.

WIP with orc!

gandalf #gandalfthegrey #wizard #lordoftherings #fantasy #fantasyart #art

SPRING HAZE Old style test for MUTI.

guy who thinks 'follow the money' is an inspiring hustle culture slogan like 'get this bread.'

Small business idea: I record myself reading classic children's storybooks in a thick South African accent.

I love knights.

It's probably too late to implement this, but they should have called the London Underground the Lunderground.

Missed #HobbitDay this week but here's Bag End for you anyways.

CHOTINER: And you didn’t know this person - what did you call him again? CELEBRIMBOR GREATEST OF THE ELVEN SMITHS: Right, his name was Annatar but CHOTINER: And you taught him to create a ring harnessing all his malice and cruelty? CELEBRIMBOR: Well I mean I was deceived CHOTINER: So you’ve said

All the dinosaurs disappeared in the velocirapture

Guy who is actively trying to make the world end: "Hey it kinda feels like the world is ending!"

🍂 It's officially Autumn! 🍂 (Not where Im from ;) Quote repost with your Autumn themed art #autumnart #illustration

Toddler has figured out that if he doesn’t wake us up he can sneak into our bed and fall asleep. Win-win for everyone involved tbh.

🍂 It's officially Autumn! 🍂 Quote repost with your Autumn themed art #autumnart #painting #oilpastel #landscape

🍂 It's officially Autumn! 🍂 (Not where Im from ;) Quote repost with your Autumn themed art #autumnart #illustration

Bruce Wayne: I need to become more than a man. I need to become…a SYMBOL Stupid Alfred: wot Masta Bruce like inna drumkit

Great news everyone! The guy who looks like a spaceman whose helmet came off has found the cure for what is wrong with me and I can buy it from a friend of his!

WIP with orc!