Strawberry is the vanilla of ice cream flavors.

Am I correct in understanding that if grok is able to generate deepfake CSAM then that means that there is actual CSAM on xAI’s server/database which they are using for profit? Feels like maybe someone should be in jail or something.

THE TOWER OF CIRITH UNGOL

The only gritty remake they should be doing is The Sound of Music where Maria is a partisan in exile and teaches the Von Trapp kids how to lure nazis into the forest and strangle them.

Is Elijah Wood playing Gandalf? Because like, he’s old now.

The only gritty remake they should be doing is The Sound of Music where Maria is a partisan in exile and teaches the Von Trapp kids how to lure nazis into the forest and strangle them.

NAZGÛL

Shall be starting my series of ironic oil paintings of roller doors later than expected because the horses got onto our airfield and I’m not back at the studio yet.

Something really unsettling about seeing a fly just walking around on the floor. You are rebelling against your very nature my little apostate friend and your hubris will be your downfall.

Something really unsettling about seeing a fly just walking around on the floor. You are rebelling against your very nature my little apostate friend and your hubris will be your downfall.

I’m starting to suspect that the FIFA Peace Prize might be meaningless.

THE WIND IS HOWLING New gouache boy for an upcoming show.

Little child running wild

I’m starting to suspect that the FIFA Peace Prize might be meaningless.

repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally

I’m pretty sure democracy is when the people of a country select their leader and not when the US government selects it for them.

if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live

If the guys in the secret service really wanted to serve their country they would push that pedophile down the stairs.

gently reminder that: - one country's law does not extend to wherever the fuck its president wants - bombing any country is bad regardless of government approval - war crimes are never justifiable - real people profit off wars - real people die because of wars

Oops.

The “bombing a foreign country to steal their oil is bad because our government didn’t approve it” guys need to be put in a sack and thrown into a river.

Any Americans who say “this is not who we are” are full of shit because this is exactly who you have always been.

If the guys in the secret service really wanted to serve their country they would push that pedophile down the stairs.

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

Look, I understand that you are against violent regime change in Venezuela due to like "basic moral decency" or whatever, but have you considered how much me and my friends want access to their oil?

Hit the jackpot at the car boot sale.

Can’t explain the science of it, but Ricky Gervais has got “still friends with JKR and Neil Gaiman” energy.

Can’t explain the science of it, but Ricky Gervais has got “still friends with JKR and Neil Gaiman” energy.

Did you know that you can just LEAVE twitter? Like, your life will become a lot better I promise you this.

Advent calendar but for January pay day.

MEMORY & LOSS An old style exploration for MUTI.

I mean no disrespect to Mr Mamdani or the city of New York, but this looks like a deleted scene from a Harry Potter movie.

I mean no disrespect to Mr Mamdani or the city of New York, but this looks like a deleted scene from a Harry Potter movie.

My resolution for 2026 is to teach my 3 year old how to skip ads on YouTube so I dont have to keep looking up from my phone. 🎇🎉🥂

Here we go again ✨

In 2026 we’re normalizing saying “try to have some self-respect” when people post slop on the family group.

CAKE FOR BREAKFAST An old style exploration I did for Muti

In 2026 we’re normalizing saying “try to have some self-respect” when people post slop on the family group.

Normalize leaving the party at 11:30.

GONG HEI FAT CHOI! HLNY my dudes! 🐍

Normalize leaving the party at 11:30.

Imagine being the main Oompa Loompa and working your ass off for 10 years and then watching Willy Wonka hand over ownership of the chocolate factory to some random child off the street.

“Fool of a Took. Fucking throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity.”

My resolution for 2026 is to teach my 3 year old how to skip ads on YouTube so I dont have to keep looking up from my phone. 🎇🎉🥂

BARAD DÛR!

Imagine being the main Oompa Loompa and working your ass off for 10 years and then watching Willy Wonka hand over ownership of the chocolate factory to some random child off the street.

Whittling is just the 1925 version of looking at your phone all day. 🪵🔪

Whittling is just the 1925 version of looking at your phone all day. 🪵🔪