Have been thinking about the likelihood of this sort of thing and the boon for coercive control since realising I can see whenever my wife has boiled the kettle for a cuppa via our solar app

The deeply mentally ill Australian could be a dark horse here

One thing you can forget about winter is that 12.5° + full sun - any wind = peak conditions for simply enjoying the world around you

You’ve been murdered! Who do you want on the case?

"Heck yes, my mates!"

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We officially have a new greatest Victorian/Australian film in film history

David Berman (Silver Jews / Purple Mountains) remains undefeated for memorable couplets, but golly gosh Aidan Moffat (Arab Strap) makes a strong argument for silver

diddums

Cool that they also get the Islas Malvinas for this

IT'S COMING HOME! *delicious grief and despair

double lulz

lulz

Solidarity with Victorian teachers in their 24-hour strike on July 23 and begrudging gratitude to the Fortnite devs who will be stepping in on care duty

Eddy Current Suppression Ring tickets stop selling out while I'm briefly trying to get some other shit done challenge

Perhaps ironically the single biggest use case I see for AI is summarising ed zitron blogapaloozas into something approaching readable

The 'PM will say this shit in a speech and I'm not allowed to bring any counterpoints into my article even if I could be bothered' drop is a propaganda scourge antithetical to the (mostly theoretical) point of journalism

Yet they can continue to stump up for columns by [redacted], this place is cooked

This sucks bad, lost my upgrade-dad to this last year and it's a hard road for them and their carers. Finch was so good on their last aus tour and still clearly so into it. Fuckity.

'Modelled on the successful climate mitigation approach of carbon capture and storage, workers and artists impacted by AI will be compressed and injected into geological formations deep underground'

Congratulations player of the match Spidercam Wire

soft

🇦🇺 Cunt Binno

Second night in a row I haven't quite made it to a gig I wanted and it's made me think maybe bands could make a bit more of an effort to actually come to us for a change

Your semi-regular reminder to allow Unsent Letter to take parasitic root in your amygdala

Srsly tho this guy sucked

They should put the liver Hinch stole from that guy into the museum like they did with Phar Lap's heart, and his mounted beard into the Melbourne museum

RIP Derryn Hinch

ABC only allowed to report this if they can also find an account of an IDF soldier giving a Palestinian driver a relaxing foot massage

ooh i feel a life ban coming my way

my dude you're outhasbaraing the IDF

So is every ABC story that includes details of Iran doing dumb/bad stuff Islamophobic or, just perhaps, is Segal full of shit and a hypocritical menace to social cohesion™?

Has Newman ever considered maybe people just hate him, narrowly and specifically, for being an insufferable colossal cnut

Nominitive determinism going hard as he dies on this 'rape culture is fine actually' hill alongside Ken Klippenstein

Props to Melbourne's lord mayor on the city's new winter tourism campaign

Telling that international media has no qualms about labelling One Nation as far-right in a way we very rarely see from Australian media

It's time to play 1990s ballarat alt-pop siblings or 2020s footscray meth dealers?'

Just saw the bit of the podcast where ablo nyucks about the Japanese PM's melons and the key takeaway from all this is that he is just a monumental fucking dork, equally as cringe as his predecessor but it's sadder because he's really trying otherwise

Reasonable cross and header but inject that slow-motion replay of the usmnt coach cracking the shits straight into my veins

Looking forward to Belgium kicking 2 goals to 1 but an ex post facto decree that the USMNT goal was in fact a 3-pointer from beyond the paint thus they progress to the next round

My only qn to the prime minister is what the hell he is even doing on Bush Deep when he could have been a contestant on So You Wanna Win A Penis Pump

Really struggling internally with my desire for England to be beaten in a World Cup final but also to be beaten in every game until that point

It's come to my attention we live among people rawdogging the weather without regularly refreshing the BoM app and I'm not sure what to do with this information

poor kid he has been so good

That ball by Saleh was elite, makes the Beach save even better than first realised

Hearing Australia has never lost in extra time in a Word Cup

beachy!

we are so back