you can't park there mate

Dealing with the Melbourne heatwave by taking a dip at the local* swimming hole

happy new year from Castlemaine-upon-Derwent (Nipaluna)

Checking out the sights

What a horrible place to wake up, no wonder they warn us to keep away

the SS Escher

This smarmy ghoulish cvnt has no qualms smearing every Palestinian in Gaza as a hatemonger then the audacity to accuse others of bigotry for standing against genocide.

Actually very open to hearing about the extent and scourge of antisemitism in Australia, my one stipulation is you don't have your own recorded history of Islamophobia if you expect me to take you as anything other than a ghoulish opportunist

If I was still a journo and met someone new and they asked what I did I would probably tell them I sold drugs to primary school children

Not one person involved in any of this should be let near any other cultural institution ever again

Here was I thinking having a racist no-values opposition and an Islamophobic conflict-thirsty media and governments who hate all forms of protest meant everything was going to work out swell

Hope the masterful captain's picker PM was sitting down when he got this alert

Losing my mind at the synagogue arson being used time and again to prove deep and violent community antisemitism, and collapsed in with anti-genocide sentiment, well after the PM and ASIO officials said the incident was tied to the Iranian government

Every now and then I try imagining what it might be like if Australian media wasn't deeply devoted to upholding white supremacy and I never get very far because of the patent implausibility

Have spent a lot of time with some wonderful people in newsrooms over the years and it's remarkable just how consistently they've been sidelined out of the industry while the dregs rise to the 'analysis' sphere

I hate to speak ill of the dead but stfu John Howard you drearsome cadaver

dude

If 'Edward Crabtree' had been the Bondi hero we sure as hell wouldn't be reading about an ice pipe once spotted in his shop

When you order your subtle metaphors from Kogan

wanna know what the very last thing i could imagine choosing to do in this life would be?

Shoutout to the photo editor here, incredible The Worst War Criminal You Know Just Made A Complete Clown of Themselves energy

So-called leaders deliberately fanning flames over this tragedy need to settle the fuck down now

Turns out everyone who was a smug lying fuck before yesterday is still a smug lying fuck today, quelle surprise

Deadset cvnt

Beautifully put, looking forward to the avalanche of racist hatemongering that runs completely counter to Ahmed al Ahmed's heroic actions

Broke: This is all Anthony Albanese's fault Woke: This is all Keir Starmer's fault

hmmm reckon any MP who has taken the Proud Boys membership pledge and hangs with these nazi cntz can sit this one out

Any journalist who quotes Hanson on anything to do with yesterday without raising this isn't actually a journalist they are a propagandist for white supremacy

The gunman- tackling hero being an Arabic fruit shop owner from the Shire who copped a couple of gunshot wounds will do far less to neutralise the 'mass deportation' Australia for the white man narrative than it should

Apart from that one annoying dude at the nsw press conference the journos at the pm presser were far more embarrassing

that Jillian Segal statement 🫠

Solidarity with the Jewish community being my first thought and that of so many others, then seeing vilification and racism being the first and only thought of so many heartless fucks, makes me extra sad at the whole disingenuous twisting of 'antisemitism' accusations away from its actual reality

This is early Christmas for our worst bigots as they don't care in the slightest about the victims and they can go hard on the anti-immigration rhetoric right across an already sympathetic mediascape looking for as much content as they can pump

This is all deeply distressing, nobody should die or be traumatised like this, that guy who appears to have tackled the shooter is a deadset hero, anyone who tries to make political or culture war mileage out if this is ghoulish scum I will never forget

Time to rush your kneejerk worldview-reinforcing wild speculation and hot takes in asap before 95% of it is proven incorrect

When I am prime minister you will only be allowed on the information superhighway if you have used one of these

I will NOT be lectured about peace of mind by a man who puts an apostrophe in Under 16s

Every workaround for enabling my kids to watch online videos (music tips, sports training, chess nerds etc) looks so much less safe than YouTube ever was, this is a clownshow.

Any fucker calls me confrontational u better believe I get on the blower immediately and let em fucking have it

Let them be kids* *terms and conditions** apply **5 weeks in prison before a court mention

Pretty clear outcome if playing F*ck, Jail, K*ll, K*ll

Wishing Linda Reynolds a very merry tragic Christmas lunch choking incident

I covered these protests at the time and can verify the cops absolutely went ham with the spray

joke of a country run by feckless fatally-compromised donation-piggy clowns

RIP Brent McLachlan of the Gordons and Bailter Space, fuck cancer

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Amazing performances by Raygun and Nikki Webster, sorry if you missed them

Asked my kids what kids have been up to since the social media ban and first example back is training the canva ai assistant on the classroom ipads into gooning obsessed sexbots