Love me some inflatable SUP but their growing popularity with dabblers means this is only going to happen a lot more, even just a stiffish breeze can be hell to paddle into for long

Wait you're telling me *this guy* slots seamlessly into One Nation? Shocked.

Reading through a bunch of job applications and a significant number of applicants began their current role in 2025, either it's a more desirable position than I realised or people do be hating jobs

*smiles* *calculates odds of secret warm-up show at northcote social club* *frowns*

If I was Rybakina I would simply serve four aces

My sole sports hot take is there isn't a ballsport that couldn't be improved, from a spectating perspective, by the introduction of an additional ball

pizzagate: the wily paedophile elite are using secret codes and hidden tunnels for nefarious purposes actualgate: Hi Jeff, can't wait do more of that paedophile stuff together on your childrape island like we did last time! Hugs, [email protected]

Shame on them bringing politics into music, really tarnishing the RATM and Boss legacies with this woke nonsense

Looking forward to the next exciting episode of

If I wished to be the next UN Secretary General I would simply try not to appear on Epstein's appt schedule on a day he had lunch with Woody Allen

The sporadic existence of Dirty Three is the only question mark you can put over The Necks being the best live music trio experience on the planet

suck shit zverev

This site needs a poll function as I honestly can't decide between a cheeky little snack and a cheeky little nap

Five jobs I’ve had: Milk-eyed mender River guard Jumped up pantry boy Major player in the cowboy scene Most beautiful widow in town

bom forecast dropping a new 'netflix and chill'

Asked my kids about potential risks to be aware of online and first answer was accidentally following your grandmother's OnlyFans and must admit I hadn't considered that one

One had been a hooky upstart who peaked ~15 and was now quite musically irritating, the other was simply quite musically irritating

In times like these it's the little things that keep us going, like seeing the 'Free Palestine' and 'Free Gaza' etched into newly poured concrete in Cruickshank Park and knowing Chap Lol Grand also likely sees it and seethes as he walks his dog past

The Mercator projection has created a fair bit of unnecessary trouble over the time, people still don't seem to realise Greenland is actually the same size as Chadstone Shopping Centre.

Man the point perspective in those Hitler paintings must be pretty bad if he's doing all this stuff to distract from them - deeply annoying 1940s poster

Before I fry my synapses for the year I'm delving into the dusty album archive and pulling out former heavy spins I have since rudely neglected. You needn't care a bit but I will nevertheless drop some here ad hoc

Please submit for consideration your list of 21st century Labor state Premiers of any state who could not just as easily pass for Liberal state Premiers

🧵Fairly Decent 2026 Choons...

I wasn't going to do the thing but then i heard some stuff so I guess I'm going to do the thing

Can't wait for my kids to be buried in a Jutland barley field because some trigger happy seppo popped the deputy mayor of Nuuk

My tartan may be revoked for this heresy, but after years of diligent cross-hemisphere research I can confirm Tasmanian whisky offerings are in fact the world's finest

guess this explains why seppos can't mentally process aerial photos of the mcg

jimbo here still merrily posts on the nazi csam site so one can safely bin any thoughts he has on this

sad today's generation is so lazy you have to pick your own damn berries

My daily gratitude ledger entry for today is Adam Scott outliving Scott Adams

Hindsight is an interesting thing but it's weird how much shifty nonce energy oozes from these craig silvey photos

Friendship ended with the National Socialist Network, Now the Network of National Socialists is my best friend

it's ludicrous how much random pretty there is within 90 mins of Nipaluna

Sitting here on my Clapham omnibus, wondering why Adelaide Writers' Week would even consider inviting known Isis-terrorist (as I understand it from these specific comments by Peter Bryden Malinauskas) Randa Abdel-Fattah

Oh shit - RIP Ben Hession, peerless supporter of local music in Wollongong and beyond; indelible image of him at hundreds of gigs in that green jumper and in the VOX FM studio where we rambled re new tunes on his show a bunch

I have been thinking it through and there is no valid reason for me not being allowed to live in this room until the day I die

there is a point at which these nightly wukaluwikiwayna sunsets just get a bit ridiculous

you can't park there mate

Dealing with the Melbourne heatwave by taking a dip at the local* swimming hole

happy new year from Castlemaine-upon-Derwent (Nipaluna)

Checking out the sights

What a horrible place to wake up, no wonder they warn us to keep away

the SS Escher

This smarmy ghoulish cvnt has no qualms smearing every Palestinian in Gaza as a hatemonger then the audacity to accuse others of bigotry for standing against genocide.