Pretty sure Getafix could have freed all Gaul from the Romans with the potion but chose to keep to their little provincial heaven instead, ignoring their countrymen labouring in servitude to Caesar

ETHICAL PHILOSOPHERS SETTLING THE CHECK: What do we owe each other

Just wanted to remind everyone that one time I took EVERY SINGLE MOVIE ABOUT THE ROMAN EMPIRE ever made & then listed them in order of the actual history of the Roman Empire, from The founding of Rome and The Roman Kingdom Era to the Late Empire power consolidation by the Roman Catholic Church.

Full apologies to Ben Elton for this, but I do read both headlines in the same voice

this website is not beating the allegations

A fond memory

They're calling it "the worst conversation starter of all time"

It is Raymond Carver's birthday. Please enjoy a few of my favorites by him.

Hopped back into Blood Refreshed after the Switch 2 update and the Death Wish DLC is incredible, basically a whole sequel to Blood, so much content

Was thinking of this clip again, still horrified. Like people did this sort of shit under Stalin but he had the decency to be fucking terrifying, this is bending the knee to your call-center boss nonsense.

Watching sesame Street, cookie monster is in a fake trailer for a movie called The Hungry Game and his character is called Cookieniss Evereat, there is a talking pita bread called Pita, some 28 year old mum is fkn loving this

wife: honey, ronnie's wife texted me that at the bachelor party you scooped out all your insides and replace them with clockwork parts to become the clockwork boy? (deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso) me: ronnie's wife is a liar

Local conservation group has a sick groupchat name

Two year old son is always being told how small and cute he is and being picked up by strangers. Can't imagine why this makes him want to be a twelve foot dinosaur that rips people's faces off

In England they call Weet Bix "Weet-a-Bix" and if you ask for Weet Bix they just start screaming "eeeurghah" they go "eeeeeuuurghahagh"

It's harder for me to pick possible Bond actors cos I'm nearly 40 now, so a 30 year old in a suit doesn't impress me like it used to. They look like Brownlow nominees or real estate agents

When a Bad Guy says Game Over to me I am Done I am FINISHED

I'm doing a show!

I don't block people who post AI slop, I just mute. I feel no passion for it, no hatred, just someone showing me their empty brain and I quietly close the curtain on them like a nurse.

I don't think someone writing a script means a movie is happening. I think that's the furthest from a movie happening you can get.

Rendered persona non grata in Hollywood for physically attacking Martin short as jiminy glick. A national treasure he may be, I argue, but he had a smart mouth on him

A delight

"Consequence of Film" facebook page declaring fucking war on Amy Madigan with this photo choice

Read my kid a library book and you were in it

Had a dream some guy was creating super realistic Kevin Spacey models and sneaking them into all new AAA game releases to tank the steam rating and fill the reviews with "why is Kevin Spacey in all the cutscenes if he doesn't even have any lines"

one of those "dad with the cat he said he didn't want" videos but it's just an old man eating a big pie that probably has a cat in it

Pretty sure this Bond girl name from World Is Not Enough is never actually said on screen, which is a shame cos I wanna hear Judi Dench introduce "Dr Warmflash"

Putting this on with a girl over

Ever see a photo of yourself looking like shit from a certain angle and wish people could see you the way you see yourself (doing the Kubrick stare into the bathroom mirror after spending 43 minutes on the toilet)

Well Hello There (name) A few months ago we accessed your webcam and captured footage of you masturbating to highly erotic movies Frankly, we're impressed, and would like to offer you representation. Please sign the attached release.

Seeing a guy eat a choctop in the street instead of in the cinema and becoming enraged like an old man seeing a young man refuse to take his hat off when a lady enters the room

I thought The Seven Dials on Netflix was really bad. I don't know why you'd adapt that story and (if you had to adapt it) why you wouldn't try to fix it

[You are encumbered and cannot run] [You drop: Greatsword of Frost] [You are encumbered] [Warning! Dropping Prince Tim will abandon his questline!] [You drop: Prince Tim] [Quest failed! "Tiny Kingdom in Need"] [You are encumbered] [You drop: (1) of (14) Cheese Wheels] [You are no longer encumbered]

anyone around this guy could bankrupt him by telling him they need his card to pay the pizza guy downstairs

Been playing Rebel Galaxy Outlaw on Switch 2 with the fullscreen mode, it's so good, just bumbling through space making my little deliveries

The coat of arms for Ascension Island in the middle of the Atlantic creates expectations it couldn't possibly fulfil (that the people there are turtles on two legs and their king is a giant turtle)

My biggest gaming hot take is that literally never need to buy another video game I have so many and I have played NONE of them

Hollywood movie doing a scene transition to Australia, kookaburra and didgeridoo sound plays, shot opens on a dilapidated farm in the desert Caption: Caulfield, Melbourne

The Lonesome Death Of Mr. Lazarescu And Grogu

Kid was watching Paw Patrol and I was thinking how Rocky the garbage dog probably has to clean the road after pedestrian accidents, but then I realised that was dumb, it'd be Marshall the fire dog cos he has that big hose on his car

How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Sleep with the booker!

Would you know my Wife If you sent her an Email

Been thinking about what a miss that 2022 Hellraiser reboot thing was. It's not the worst movie ever but giving the hot and bloody series to the extremely cold David Bruckner (and then dumping it on streaming) seems like such a waste.

Short form video is destroying my brain but I have to keep looking at it cos every so often it shows me that clip of Katt Williams and the white baby in prison

Fixing The Godfather with AI so Michael reveals at the end he's been working with the FBI the whole time... that's right, he's got it on tape, and these scumbags can have all the cannoli they want, where they're going... Prison!

there's so many cute little airbnbs out there im really looking forward to the government making airbnb illegal so people can live in them