The bit in the song Barbie Girl where Ken is speaking sounds like Stellan Skarsgard in Andor

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Saw someone complaining about anti-bedtime leftists, which is a thing I realise. The one time I definitely encountered it was the "abolish schooling" people, just mental ranting. I'm sorry you had a bad time in education but we gotta send ppl to school.

lmfao @ today's Achewood

Filmmaking has gotten to a point where we’d ask Jean Claude Van Damme why he’s playing a character named Chuck Douglas who gave up his life as a highly skilled karate mercenary to raise his daughter on an Ohio farm, but back in the day we used to just let him say teem to drieve this corhn to merket

Writing a letter to the Herald Sun thanking premier Daniel Andrews for his magnificent free public transport initiative, which has revolutionised the logistics of my small business (selling heroin to white people's children)

The problem with modern news organisations is they'll print this opinion but not the counterargument ("throw him down a big hole")

Behold the most horrific Easter egg ever(from a supermarket in Box Hill in 2015)

Advising ppl to put a little honey butter on their wounds in a very broad southern accent

which of you is favouriting this stuff, some guy says "Trump is crazy" yeah he is, we know he is, what purpose is this shit, what do you think this adds

I have only seen two shows at MICF and might not be able to see much more, I saw Rose Bishop and Elyce Phillips in Local Laws which was very silly and funny and made me happy and also Kate Dehnert's Echo which was incredible even if it made me so stressed I started hiccupping.

Genuinely eye opening seeing one of the posts from Wisconsin Health and all the comments being ppl ENRAGED on behalf of imagined Belgians and Germans being denied raw meat sandwiches

If we commit ground forces to Iran:

Kid is watching Spidey And Friends and Green Goblin has stolen Captain America's shield and is running around calling himself "Captain Gobbie" and this is why you need someone to do an Australia pass on your scripts

Lol this response to the NYT anti-trans bullshit got hidden for being too rude, monocle popped right off there

My deli is the fucking worst man

trying to decide how to describe 2026... final years of the 2020s... dying years of the 2020s... back half of the 2020s... dwindling years of the 2020s... something like that

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

I swear if they played this footage on Australian news tonight AUKUS would be dead by morning, this ship is sinking so fast

1/2 star reviews of my favourite movies, some powerful new perspectives here, will have to think on them

Wearing a necklace made of hundreds of these to intimidate my enemy (Paw Patrol) on the battlefield

Paw Patrol dog tags, so you can identify a paw patroller corpse whatever condition the body may be in

“I AM PLEASED TO REPORT THAT OVER THE LAST TWO DAYS AN ANGEL HAS VISITED ME IN MY SLEEP AND I HAVE HAD VERY GOOD AND PRODUCTIVE SEX WITH IT,” read the lengthy, all-caps post

If you’re a parent who has been inconvenienced by the strike, ring your local ALP member and let them know they should agree to the teachers’ demands. Explain that you want your kids schools funded properly and their teachers paid appropriately.

me: what a beautiful night my date, lesbian dracula: a beautiful night. to drink blood me: i don't agree, lesbian dracula

Guys I loved Knight Of The Seven Kingdoms so much. That needledrop on the last credits, beautiful. Exactly what I wanted. Pls don't turn into the Mandalorian, just want big doofy knight and squire adventures.

Making the Strait of Hormuz safe for energy shipments would be a remarkable accomplishment, one that the world has never seen since the beginning of the month.

So recent US military conflicts have been with Iraq (a collapsing country) Afghanistan (a disparate collection of groups that beat them pretty badly) and Venezuela (a country that wasn't looking to fight anyone) and now they want to take on... Iran.

I am taking the discussion of fuel rationing very well

thinking bout that train

"anthelmine the cook [...] had an imposing figure--not tall, indeed, but so broad in the beam that three cats at once could take their ease in her shadow" this is the only respectful measuring system for a woman's form and figure I ever heard. probably the only one there is

(Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some REDECORATING! (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some REDECORATING! (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some RE- (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some- (Jesus flips table) JESUS: Let's do some REDECORATING!

Two for one alpaca necks this week at Frank’s Meats

Walking round with a big dopy grin on my face cos I thought about Slavoj Zizek doing crowd work at the start of a gig

happy not-checking-the-comments-on-the-local-council's-eid-al-fitr-post day to all

when this site gets shut down or cripples its algorithm so i have to see some Yank political ad every three posts im gonna deactivate my account and go back to that big fancy party i abandoned to join bsky and dance with the skeletons i left behind

I attended the most recent funeral of my friend who keeps faking his own death. A woman got up and said she would miss him and that he had "a certain kitsch appeal as a lover". Another woman agreed, a little later a guy who looked like my friend, but with a beard, spoke and said "he was a stallion".

this game is what my dreams look like. they did semi-sequels with fancier graphics and stuff but when i close my eyes, i see this

Sid Meir's Steve Vizard

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

plumber installed a bad toilet in my house, says it's his comment on the state of the plumbing industry. when you press the button everything falls out a big hole in the front. yeah, he says, like capitalism

It is March 17, and not yet.

I'll admit I googled 8 word movie quotes for this, and was delighted to also be furnished with this result courtesy of Google's AI, only one of which is 8 words, and all of which include historical figures ending a sentence with an emphatic "LinkedIn!", except Aurelius who only knew of Quizlet

gonna say this to the next stranger who gets on an elevator with me

letterboxd reviews make me think a lot of people think actors write and direct their own movies, and those movies are documentaries of the actors lives

the latin way to apologise is called "mea cupla" cause if you want me to forgive you you have to buy "mea" "cuppla" beers

When you can snatch the pebble from my hand - *student snatches pebble* then you will be cursed, because it is a cursed pebble. Dumbass. Its rude to interrupt.