Martin Dunlop
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He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
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grim
2 days ago
game ads were so weird đ
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Walked past my Partner watching The Morning Show on apple TV, one character said to another "sounds like the drama AT the network is juicier than the drama ON the network"
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YouTube has been giving me lots of Jim Carrey sketches from In Living Color and say what you want about the guy, he sure is loud
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The Onion
2 days ago
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
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Strange Childhood Cartoon Was Probably Canadian
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman, haunted by a recurring memory of a vague cartoon she watched as a child who is uncertain if it was a dream or not, has finally realised sheâs been ...
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/strange-childhood-cartoon-was-probably-canadian/?fbclid=IwY2xjawO_wd1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR78K7bagqUrDsS1VPWu93gLzZJC0anOI7TauedkHHmFGDE4XDXyRWZWYIeG3A_aem_ZOinMt-Z-ftOB-Gt7v69yQ
2 days ago
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Chris Somerville
2 days ago
the main thing I remember I from reading Murder on the Orient Express is when Poirot mistakes 8 people stabbing the victim all at once as the work of an emotional Greek or Italian man
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The teens are calling it hot-bagging, you sneak a supermarket roast chook on a plane and eat it in the bathroom, if you get caught you have to sit greasy all the way home and a six month ban, enthusiasts say the thrill is worth the risk
3 days ago
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"How often would someone like Austen Tayshus be in New England?" for sentence of the year
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3 days ago
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a bold sally there from zachary
5 months ago
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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6
5 days ago
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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"Avatar has no cultural impact" I dunno man I pay to see the films, I think a better marker would be if I stopped doing that
5 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
5 days ago
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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Matt Monagle
7 days ago
Last nightâs rewatch of DIE HARD confirmed one thing for me: the shot where Al Powell walks out of the minimart and looks up at the skyline, only to see (and not hear) muzzle flashes above Nakatomi Plaza, is about as cool a piece of cinema as you could hope for.
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Alex Blechman
8 days ago
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When youâre in space all day is night
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Best Horror Films Of 2025
9 days ago
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Writing more of my It fanfiction where I kill Pennywise with a freaking nail gun haha take that you big clown bitch like pshaw
10 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
11 days ago
when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
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"I do not care if my loved ones are sentient or have lives and thoughts of their own, only that I am never denied their presence and service" get therapy, man. probably more, better quality therapy
11 days ago
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Been playing fps games from the 2010s and dialogue in games was a mistake
11 days ago
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The Emotion Engine (2025 Console CPU of the Year)
over 1 year ago
This was an intrusive thought that kept me from sleeping last night until I typed it out
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I mean a possible outcome of the current circumstances is that somebody who was awaiting the release of the Epstein files becomes very frustrated at the massive redactions and Does Something, just observing a possible future event
12 days ago
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Brendan Harkin
about 1 month ago
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My cat has some opinions on the hot weather
13 days ago
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Spencer Ackerman
14 days ago
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If theyâre clean. Thatâs ok
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drew
14 days ago
Ahh, âhotâ. The âloudâ of temperature
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sending another complaint email to hr about how the version of my team I created in chatgpt is much nicer to me than the real team is
14 days ago
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(imagining a man in a hat) ah, a honest sensible fellow, doubtless on his way to complete a job of work (imagining the hat is on a rakish tilt) Scoundrel! Cutthroat! His bastard offspring swell our schoolyards!
15 days ago
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Sleighbian Lapham
15 days ago
More wings.
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All done! Quicker than expected! I would've thought I'd accidentally skipped a bit, but it's hard to take a shortcut around a reservoir without swimming, and I don't remember doing that.
16 days ago
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Golllllldeneyyyyyye
16 days ago
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Like Burke and Wills I have got quite lost. Have ditched the bathtub and piano. Back on track again.
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16 days ago
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Guys I'm doing another big walk (sugarloaf reservoir, 16km, 4.5 hrs)
16 days ago
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Finished Wolfenstein II The New Colossus. It's ok. Hate the submarine hub level, the proper levels funnel you down too many tubes, but the guns are fun and there's a lot of cute details.
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17 days ago
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Jon Bois
17 days ago
so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
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Jessie L
17 days ago
Hereâs an article from this year with the Australian gun lobby boasting that, with surging gun numbers, it was winning the fight against firearms control advocates. Blame guns. Blame anti-Semitism. Blame terrorists. Do not blame everyday Australians who marched for peace.
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Australiaâs gun lobby says itâs âwinningâ the fight against firearm control as numbers surge
There are now more than 4m guns in the community â almost double the number recorded in the years after the Port Arthur massacre that prompted a national crackdown
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/aug/25/australias-gun-lobby-says-its-winning-the-fight-against-firearm-control-as-numbers-surge
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The Onion
17 days ago
Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party
https://theonion.com/pajama-clad-child-makes-turbulent-rampage-through-dinne-1819578491/
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Muppet Christmas Carol
about 2 years ago
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good hyuck, babe!
19 days ago
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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Feels like this is 50 percent of my algorithm nowadays, not mad about it
18 days ago
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Me: no amontillado brandy for me, I'm full to the brim with creams and cheeses My rival: (seething) I thought you couldn't digest dairy Me: haha oh yes I'll pay for it in the morning
18 days ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
20 days ago
Ten years ago.
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Mike Drucker
20 days ago
i stand by this statement every year
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"so microsoft own all the videogame companies now?" "yeah, pretty much" "so microsoft make all the videogames?" "uh... occasionally they make one, but they're not happy about it."
20 days ago
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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025)
21 days ago
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched âindustrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet seaâ bc America is going through it,
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This is pretty stupid and funny but it's also genuinely horrifying how these people don't understand that other humans are more than the service they provide to us.
21 days ago
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aw yeah
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21 days ago
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FBI Deputy Director âBig Nickâ Lutsko
21 days ago
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song âBig Nick Christmasâ
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Sleighbian Lapham
22 days ago
Me & my friends getting around the age verification questions on Leisure Suit Larry
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fascinated to see the various machinations under-16s are gonna use in Aus to get around the social media ban. they're gonna reinvent 90s hacker subculture, their rooms are gonna glow green and pulse
22 days ago
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Bill New Year's Eve the Science Guy
over 2 years ago
Los Angeles, 2019. I am a courier, delivering important materials by hand. In order to navigate the dirty, crowded streets better, I glide through them on a pair of roller blades. I'm what's known colloquially as an ANDROID MURDERER. (There was a mix-up at the job name factory.)
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