Martin Dunlop
@martindunlop.bsky.social
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He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
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Ppallo
about 5 hours ago
Our booze cruise has been hijacked by an ethnically and culturally mixed group of heavies and hunks. Alex keeps saying "how could this happen on a lads' weekend!?" He needs to toughen up, this is a time for men not lads.
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God telling Abraham to kill his son but then telling him not to do it at the last second but Abraham has built up too much momentum on the downswing and the kid dies anyway and God has to pretend that was the idea all along
about 12 hours ago
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Looking at my list of new years resolutions and adding taking up crystal meth so I have the energy to do any of the other stuff
about 12 hours ago
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It must be hard to make those Red Hot Copper Ball videos for content mining on various apps knowing the most successful video of all would be Human Hand Catching The Ball but you cannot bring yourself to make it
about 13 hours ago
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grim
3 days ago
game ads were so weird 🐀
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Walked past my Partner watching The Morning Show on apple TV, one character said to another "sounds like the drama AT the network is juicier than the drama ON the network"
2 days ago
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YouTube has been giving me lots of Jim Carrey sketches from In Living Color and say what you want about the guy, he sure is loud
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The Onion
3 days ago
Dad Carrying 2-Person Inner Tube Up Waterslide Steps Like Christ Bearing Cross
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Strange Childhood Cartoon Was Probably Canadian
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local woman, haunted by a recurring memory of a vague cartoon she watched as a child who is uncertain if it was a dream or not, has finally realised she’s been ...
https://www.betootaadvocate.com/strange-childhood-cartoon-was-probably-canadian/?fbclid=IwY2xjawO_wd1leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAwzNTA2ODU1MzE3MjgAAR78K7bagqUrDsS1VPWu93gLzZJC0anOI7TauedkHHmFGDE4XDXyRWZWYIeG3A_aem_ZOinMt-Z-ftOB-Gt7v69yQ
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Chris Somerville
3 days ago
the main thing I remember I from reading Murder on the Orient Express is when Poirot mistakes 8 people stabbing the victim all at once as the work of an emotional Greek or Italian man
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The teens are calling it hot-bagging, you sneak a supermarket roast chook on a plane and eat it in the bathroom, if you get caught you have to sit greasy all the way home and a six month ban, enthusiasts say the thrill is worth the risk
3 days ago
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"How often would someone like Austen Tayshus be in New England?" for sentence of the year
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4 days ago
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a bold sally there from zachary
5 months ago
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Homestar Blade Runner 20X6
5 days ago
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
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"Avatar has no cultural impact" I dunno man I pay to see the films, I think a better marker would be if I stopped doing that
5 days ago
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Patrick Monahan
6 days ago
[doing backing vocals for Sam Cooke] Science Book
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Matt Monagle
8 days ago
Last night’s rewatch of DIE HARD confirmed one thing for me: the shot where Al Powell walks out of the minimart and looks up at the skyline, only to see (and not hear) muzzle flashes above Nakatomi Plaza, is about as cool a piece of cinema as you could hope for.
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Alex Blechman
8 days ago
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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Best Horror Films Of 2025
10 days ago
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Writing more of my It fanfiction where I kill Pennywise with a freaking nail gun haha take that you big clown bitch like pshaw
11 days ago
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more mr. nice guy
12 days ago
when the unsuspecting passengers of a sinking yacht decide to abandon it and take their chances on a derelict ghost ship, that's gotta be like the olympics for those ghosts. you know they're pulling out their best stuff for these poor saps. whereas with a haunted house there's so much foot traffic,
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"I do not care if my loved ones are sentient or have lives and thoughts of their own, only that I am never denied their presence and service" get therapy, man. probably more, better quality therapy
11 days ago
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Been playing fps games from the 2010s and dialogue in games was a mistake
11 days ago
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The Emotion Engine (2025 Console CPU of the Year)
over 1 year ago
This was an intrusive thought that kept me from sleeping last night until I typed it out
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I mean a possible outcome of the current circumstances is that somebody who was awaiting the release of the Epstein files becomes very frustrated at the massive redactions and Does Something, just observing a possible future event
13 days ago
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Brendan Harkin
about 1 month ago
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My cat has some opinions on the hot weather
14 days ago
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Spencer Ackerman
15 days ago
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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drew
14 days ago
Ahh, “hot”. The “loud” of temperature
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sending another complaint email to hr about how the version of my team I created in chatgpt is much nicer to me than the real team is
15 days ago
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(imagining a man in a hat) ah, a honest sensible fellow, doubtless on his way to complete a job of work (imagining the hat is on a rakish tilt) Scoundrel! Cutthroat! His bastard offspring swell our schoolyards!
16 days ago
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Sleighbian Lapham
16 days ago
More wings.
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All done! Quicker than expected! I would've thought I'd accidentally skipped a bit, but it's hard to take a shortcut around a reservoir without swimming, and I don't remember doing that.
16 days ago
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Golllllldeneyyyyyye
17 days ago
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Like Burke and Wills I have got quite lost. Have ditched the bathtub and piano. Back on track again.
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17 days ago
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Guys I'm doing another big walk (sugarloaf reservoir, 16km, 4.5 hrs)
17 days ago
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Finished Wolfenstein II The New Colossus. It's ok. Hate the submarine hub level, the proper levels funnel you down too many tubes, but the guns are fun and there's a lot of cute details.
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17 days ago
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Jon Bois
18 days ago
so wait, do you get worse at football as you get older? it seems to me like you would get better at it since you'd have more time to learn football facts
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Jessie L
18 days ago
Here’s an article from this year with the Australian gun lobby boasting that, with surging gun numbers, it was winning the fight against firearms control advocates. Blame guns. Blame anti-Semitism. Blame terrorists. Do not blame everyday Australians who marched for peace.
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Australia’s gun lobby says it’s ‘winning’ the fight against firearm control as numbers surge
There are now more than 4m guns in the community – almost double the number recorded in the years after the Port Arthur massacre that prompted a national crackdown
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2025/aug/25/australias-gun-lobby-says-its-winning-the-fight-against-firearm-control-as-numbers-surge
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The Onion
18 days ago
Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party
https://theonion.com/pajama-clad-child-makes-turbulent-rampage-through-dinne-1819578491/
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Muppet Christmas Carol
about 2 years ago
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good hyuck, babe!
20 days ago
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
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Feels like this is 50 percent of my algorithm nowadays, not mad about it
19 days ago
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Me: no amontillado brandy for me, I'm full to the brim with creams and cheeses My rival: (seething) I thought you couldn't digest dairy Me: haha oh yes I'll pay for it in the morning
19 days ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
21 days ago
Ten years ago.
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Mike Drucker
21 days ago
i stand by this statement every year
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"so microsoft own all the videogame companies now?" "yeah, pretty much" "so microsoft make all the videogames?" "uh... occasionally they make one, but they're not happy about it."
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Alex Degen (Magic Serple 2025)
22 days ago
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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This is pretty stupid and funny but it's also genuinely horrifying how these people don't understand that other humans are more than the service they provide to us.
22 days ago
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aw yeah
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22 days ago
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