I know the movie didn't flop or anything, but they've really gotta give Rise Of Skywalker the star wars legends treatment if they want any of the other stories to make sense

Goofy is always the silliest of Mickey's friends, that's a lot of pressure, probably needs a couple of drinks before a take to loosen up a little, there's been a few "accidents" but he's got things under control

KLONOA Empire of Dreams & Mr. Driller 2 out on Gameboy Advance Classics NSO buff.ly/rCnzGt3

I got this in early access on steam and even though 30 bucks in Aus is pretty pricey, Ive really loved the time I spent with it. Bright and colourful and fun and a great soundtrack. I've grabbed it on switch too and it's an excellent fit for the console.

train replacement was a bangbus again, wasn't hugely late to work but we all got jostled something fierce

Obligatory "is the pollen worse this year" post

still reeling in outrage about the behaviour of the cast of this "jersey shore"... They are having SEXXX!

rapture days are always worth it for the opportunity to call them fuckheads the day after, it annoys me that the media doesn't take more advantage of it

Frankly it's more like you're in his dms, I'm on five sketchy websites trying to track down bootleg recordings of a russian folklore musical featuring my beloved kingpriest as a slutty victorian dad

Haha I'm being Raptured! This is wonderful, ha ha goodbye losers [It is revealed that the events of the film Nope are happening to me] fuck shit

hey i remember this ad

My most Greatest Generation complaint? More films should end like they did in the 1940s: the minute the action ends, someone says something witty like 'next time, let's take a cab', followed by big orchestral 'dun dunnnnn DUNNNNNNN' and 'THE END'.

Ok, you can all do a little cocaine, as long as you're ONLY using it to come up with ideas to make things better for EVERYONE

The reason I probably think Jared Leto is a bad actor is cos I've never seen him in what must be his greatest role (a mysterious casting director who appears in studio conference calls and convinces everyone to cast Jared Leto)

Went to the races and one of the races had a unicorn in it and I bet on it and now I've gotta tell my kids there'll be no Christmas this year cos unicorns are slower than you'd think

I'm so excited!

I would die of natural causes for my family

'Everyone Except Me Is Always Wrong About Everything' By Waleed Ali

Advice to live by.

Gentle reminder that Labor’s targets are bullshit because their emissions reduction policies are bullshit - real emissions aren’t falling at all, they’re flat, but the govt employs land-use accounting tricks and dodgy offsets to sell their lies

switch online stuff is usually a way to depress yourself cos the old games don't hold up that well (particularly with cludgy controller support) but both of these are genuinely great games still

This is excellent. The suggestion that Kirk was big on civil discourse with those he disagreed with is total horseshit.

what Mrs Maisel has in common with me and all other female stand-up comedians is that we only ever perform when we trip, get pushed or generally bumble our way in front of a microphone at an unrelated event such as a protest rally or jazz band concert

i am feeling very pessimistic about both national and global politics and it is making me feel a constant humming anxiety, a worry always at my elbows

The SBS contact number is +61-1800-500-727

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

It is wild how many people don't understand Anaconda, one of the absolute best jungle adventure movies. If you can't handle a strange Jon Voight performance you are too weak for this world.

Weird seeing talk about the magic power of debate to solve conflict. You can make an argument that it's ok to fuck dogs, and present well constructed, thoroughly researched performance and rebuttal, and whatever the outcome of that debate, it's still not ok to fuck a dog.

Finally read the Jerilderie Letter. Man that Ned Kelly loved himself a beautiful horse, didn't he?

this is pretty insane honestly. like if you couldn't watch Lawrence Of Arabia in Australia for some reason

oh you're hanging out with friends again?? ok well.. enjoy your echo chamber. i will be out with my enemies having a productive and intellectually enriching night of angrily stating and restating our standpoints on today's most important issues

using the fake toilet at the haunted house everyone yelling at me

Kid in a small room screaming "ECHO" and getting annoyed there's no echo.

In the butterfly house at the zoo to meet the billionaire with the wheelchair and oxygen mask who keeps giving me little tasks

Took the kids to the zoo for the little ones 2nd bday. Seen a big load of giraffe pre-cum. What a world that has such creatures in it.

The protagonist of every movie should be a dirty stupid hobo whose sole motivation is stealing a pie cooling on a windowsill. If it's a comedy he gets it if it's a tragedy he doesn't.

I finished Quake 1 for the first time ever! It's good. More puzzle-like than 2, you can feel the designers having fun spinning everything around like a rubic's cube.

Another banger

Australia: look at my [US ALLY] Dawgggggg I'm goin to [GET INSTANTLY WIPED OUT BY CHINA IN ANY FORSEEABLE FUTURE CONFLICT] 😫🤯🤣

The international community continues to reel at the news an American has been shot with a gun

The history section on wiki pages for small towns is very useful for anybody looking to find out if it had a post office and for how long

Exciting/Not That Exciting If You're Not Me Day! I'm trying to walk 40km from Lilydale station on the outskirts of suburban Melbourne to Warburton, a town up in the hills that's still technically in metropolitan Melbourne due to some bizarre zoning rules! Hope I see a kangaroo!

Just down the road from this cinema is Jenny's house. Jenny doesn't lock her doors and has to go away a lot for work. Rifle through her drawers, try on her makeup and jewellery, maybe sleep in her bed. Jenny's House: It's Nearby

Deeply upset by the characterisation of Trump's letter to Epstein as "bawdy", bawdy is a serenade to a barmaid's rosy rump, the word you're looking for is "sinister" or "baleful"

i hate when the Mangler is on the prowl. or, really not the prowling so much as when he stops to mangle

Attended a 39th bday last night that was a halo lan party but also the host hovered around offering amuse bouche

I'm Not The Step-Dad, I'm The Dad Who Stepped Up (The Letter Writing Campaign For Angel To Get A Season 6 To The Point The FBI Made Enquiries)

Eating a bag of Ortolan Bunting on the train, doing a half hearted "oh no" towards God before I inhale each one