Rodney Dangerfield caught breaking kayfabe, kissing his loving wife who treasures him

Martin, that not-great Korean war movie that isn't Brotherhood Of War from the early-2000s is called Silmido, never google it again

From Hamdan Ballal, co-director of last year’s Oscar-winning documentary “No Other Land.” This is happening now.

found this in a random bit of country victoria on google maps

back in my day politics wasn't about being nasty it was about being a Policy Wonk and trying not to sound too much like the Orson Welles ferris wheel speech from The Third Man when describing the societal role of government

My mum's big beautiful boy Milo went to sleep today. He was 15, loved playing with the kids and was very handsome and we all miss him very much.

i am also doing this, not for science though, im funding my war with the sherrifs department

make local coop to play with wife

I don't mind the Doritos jalapeno hot cross buns. The jalapeno in particular is quite a pleasant addition and the whole Doritos aspect is relatively subdued. Better than the pizza shapes ones, worse than the Vegemite ones

Filling my bomb shelter with these, muttering about how I'll be ready "when it comes"

Went to the shops, didn't get anything on the list, mysteriously returned with 20 of these

who decided it's ok to refer to a music using the descriptor "yummy"? I want them to stop doing that. In another life I would want them killed, but now that list is too long and full of people doing much worse things than calling music "yummy". Still gross though.

new leader of the liberal party like a new type of dog turd out the front of the apartment block, does this dog turd have the staying power, will it go the distance, nobody really asking if it'd be good not to let dogs shit there

this is funny, but also if this on a quarter acre and coming in at like 700 000 aus i'd crawl over your dead bodies for it. i can buy paint!

Alt text: a graph showing a massive spike in anti-trans articles per 30 days. The x axis starts in 2012, most of the spike is just in the last decade The spike really starts to kick in around 2017 or so, corresponding almost *perfectly* with powerful sexual predators feeling threatened by MeToo.

Doctor: You're not Pagliacci are you? Patient: Yes I am Doctor: FUCK there goes my idea

been playing blood refreshed and goddamn monolith were absolute wizards of level design, cannot believe it was designed on the same engine for Duke 3D and Shadow Warrior. Also just so smooth and fun once you get in its groove.

hey buddy why'd you write the whole word out in lower case instead of just using the capital from the acronym ya fucking jagoff, no sale!

At a bit of standstill with the wife over her "Since we had the kids we have become no sex tourists." caption on the Bali pictures. I fully appreciate she does not want to be with a man who "controls how she communicates about motherhood", but it is really reading like we used to be sex tourists.

Don't give anything an Emmy until it's as good as this.

"interaction with police" what are we doing here?

The doctor is out. #grickledoodle #coffee #latte #horror #cafe #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

The artist's account, for anyone who wants to see more: bsky.app/profile/gric...

This is lovely theconversation.com/as-beautiful...

i absolutely posted one of these once, like... 2011? Definitely far too late to not be MASSIVELY embarrassing

idk seems reasonable to me

smashing through the chaos and destruction, like fixing the dead pixel on my tv by throwing a brick through it

Very fond of this Mr Hyde by Grickle, look at that lovely Mr Hyde face

Sorry lads were going to have to cancel the super soldier project, their ability to carry out horrendous violence is matched by a deep well of compassion which guides their every deed.

Heard a clip of Herzog saying the Israeli state stood shoulder to shoulder with Australians after the Bondi attack. I mean apart from the bit where the Israeli Prime Minister blamed the Australian Prime Minister for the attack.

...go birds, I guess

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Neolibs: they win, don’t do anything but run out the clock, then hand things over to fascists because they are so fearful of socialists

Sisterhood of the travelling pants but you're not allowed to wash them and they reek after the first couple of cycles, rotten jeans arriving dirty in the mail worse for travel, but you gotta put them on or your whole family's gonna die

Man it's the craziest thing, I used my billions to purchase a successful media company, only to suddenly decide it's actually unsuccessful according to new metrics I invented and I have to close it down AGAIN. What are the odds?

It's just Sqoon.

Love it when ageing actors get cast as Dracula and they get interviewed about it and they're always like this Dracula is different, you'll really want to fuck this Dracula, he's the sexiest Dracula yet

I loved this burger so much, I'd destroy you all to bring it back

McDonald's Chicken Breast Parmesan (2002-2002): Also known as the "Olympic Chicken" Sandwich, as a promotional tie-in for that year's Winter Games. Featuring crispy chicken, marinara sauce, and sliced mozzarella on a sesame roll. See it here, in this amazing @consumertc.bsky.social find!

Scream 7 is the perfect example of what I was talking about in the now infamous video, where from a fandom perspective horror is the underdog and must be protected from criticism at all costs which creates a breeding ground for bad actors to basically do whatever they want.

SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

If you watch enough Japanese movies you eventually just hit the auteur level where you blast past "tasteful art porno" (Akio Jissoji) to "nightmare pinku whose titles you can't say in polite company" (Koji Wakamatsu, Hisayasu Sato)

excited for the extremely middling comedy drama to come out in about a year where a wealthy new york family is torn apart when the patriarch is named in the Epstein files, title will be a question like "What Would You Do?" or "How Do These Things Happen?"

huge Scott fan, but Hannibal stinks. it's directed like he was just impatient to get started on Black Hawk Down and wanted it over with

i mean a Good person wouldn't, but i imagine you can find some real piece of shit

Glad we've arrived at the point in history where a TV show called The Miniature Wife is about a tiny woman in a dollhouse, having lived through the period where a TV show called The Miniature Wife would be about a normal sized woman who is sad.

A scene from my daily life. I was watching Entertainment Tonight on TV earlier when my very tall wife bit me and broke the skin. She is 6'2" in stocking feet!

Just walked past the liquorland, middle aged dude squinting at the shelves through glasses suddenly cries out "oh my God, Jack Daniels!" like he's recognized a friend at a high school reunion