shout out to men on the subway with ereaders. you may not get the attention men with physical books get for some reason but i appreciate that you're signaling to the world "moving apartments is a lot easier for me"

my ideal dracula would look kinda like this

oh cool, call of duty is bringing back player choice this year

*coarse language* it's mid November

One streamer reportedly began reading character dialogue out loud in an exaggerated voice so grating, it can only be described as the sounds of Hell to anyone unfortunate enough to be within earshot. paletteswap.site/dif...

Attending a "Santa Claus parade" at the local shops, a brass band came first, I said Santa Claus is dead and this is his New Orleans funeral and an old lady told me off

Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.

making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us

dracula whirling his cape dramatically and splattering a bunch of mud all over the place cause he dragged it through a big puddle earlier when he was following women around at the park

If my heart is ever bursting, I hope it's with joy

Yes, I've heard the claim, that I give My toughest battles to My strongest soldiers. It doesn't even make sense, like, why would I risk My best guys that way? I use My strong soldiers to mow through hundreds of easy battles. To be honest, I don't really care what happens to the rest of My soldiers.

“Lessons have been learned from this year's Bendigo Writers Festival” is such a hilariously weaselly thing to say! Who learned those lessons? What were the lessons?

"Gameplay Trailer" yeah they've really taken clicking on options to a whole new level (EU is awesome but the idea of gameplay footage being a big deal is pretty funny)

a nice thing about living in melbourne is you can escape to a lovely green mountain forest and just relax for a bit, which is great if you're a pressured office worker or a literal fugitive on the run

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

i keep seeing ads for the horror movie Shelby Oaks that say "the movie everyone's talking about" and its true, ive seen a few people give it two stars on letterboxd so i guess that's accurate

Putting "small beachside town where the most exciting thing to happen was a really bad circus accident 60 years ago" into real estate dot com and coming up with fucking nothing

I mean if Lily Allen really wanted to hurt David Harbour she'd write a song about how much better Perlman was as Hellboy

We've got some games on sale for Halloween in Steam's Scream Fest! Eldritch is 90% off: store.steampowered.com/app/252630/E...

Imagine actually hearing Chopin's Funeral March at a funeral. I think I want to do it, seems wildly campy.

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes” cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

I know that media consumption isn't any sort of huge activism, but it's still mind blowing that a studio SUCCESSFULLY rebooted a franchise, then burned it all down to punish someone for condemning a genocide, and that's more important that seeing Neve Campbell collect a paycheck.

Reminder, horror gang, we aren't supporting the new Scream over how they treated Melissa Barrera for being pro-Palestine. That movie can get fucked.

Bought an underwater phone case so I can doomscroll up to 30ft

still annoyed that they never made that horror follow up to Paris, I Love You called Paris, I'll Kill You

"but you can't have picked up Cassandra Rhodes hitchhiking ...she died 20 years ago this very night!" "...you remember the exact date everyone dies? Have you ever been teste-" "oh yes, very autistic, thank you for noticing"

Seeing a guy getting the ingredients for fake blood in the supermarket and telling him to fuck off in the carpark like Walter White

this interview reads like she agreed to do it while drunk and the phone rang during the hangover

workplace has insisted on "gamifying" our processes again (my vision flashes red when im shot)

1990s videogame newspaper article: "I just murdered a demon, made love to a princess, and stole a car... and I won't be going to jail! It's called gaming, and it's making our children bisexual."

Cutting off pieces of a hotdog with a pocket knife like an old farmer with an apple

I loved the new Frankenstein, it's real good. I know Guillermo Del Toro got popular back in the 00's when everyone was pretending comics books were actually intellectual, but he's the real deal.

I don't care about Lily Allen and David Harbour or Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, the only celebrity couple that matters is Lana Del Rey and the swamp tour man, my mental health is balancing on those two making it together

man it'd be great if melbourne had a newspaper. not good for a city to just have two weird opinion newsletters and whatever you can assemble from the abc and the guardian

me: so on the next slide we have-- my coworker who's an elven ranger: (looking to the east) the horns of the haradrim... my boss who's a problem gambler and he's english: i've a lucky feeling. cheerio

It's still an hour until Missing DOS Monday but... I FOUND IT. archive.org/details/MAGP... #Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing #MSDOSMonday

Diana Taverner: London must be constantly under terrorist attack, it would be VERY embarrassing for MI5 if your ragtag group of misfits stopped Buckingham palace from exploding Jackson Lamb: (farts so hard he falls off his chair)

A series of slow horses where Kristen Scott Thomas actually shuts down Slough House when she threatens to in the second episode, next 4 episodes are just Roddy Ho doing pushups in the empty office

The people who come up with movie taglines are responsible for some of the most iconic lines in cinema history. But even more inspiring are the people who come up with movie tagines, incredible film-themed earthenware dishes, before somebody realises they didn't spellcheck an email.

Nun Falling Off A Church Steeple In A Movie: Aiiiiieeeee!

Decided to load up the last few psplus games, one of them was Diablo 4, immediately tries to connect you to battlenet, deleted it in favour of a game that offers you the option of actually playing it

Trying to convince my kid to eat dinner saying "eat, eat, you're skin and bones", she's taken to saying it to her little brother, only it's "eat your skin and bones", a subtle but important difference

The year is 1992. All Melbourne is alive with talk of Joseph And His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. An old man offers two cents to help him up off the pavement. I hurl the useless currency back at him. You only care about horse racing, I laugh. It's true, he weeps, I've been ruined by the geegees.

Ah I just replayed Halo 1 like a year ago, I was hoping infinite was coming to ps5

People love to mention how Elvis died on the toilet, but his death is outweighed by the countless times he used the toilet without incident, for which he should be celebrated

The only thing I'm "harboring" is ill feelings towards our ship's captain and first mate, as well as dozens of fugitives stowed away in the hold

it has never crossed my mind to wonder at the thoughts of Sussan Ley on any issue. "What is Sussan Ley doing? What's Sussan Ley's position on the happenings of the day?" These are the ruminations of disorder, they require treatment

realising one of the reasons i like The House With Laughing Windows so much is cos its a spooky mystery set in an entirely flat landscape (like where i live). its nice to see flat places containing mystery and scandal, the beach and the mountains get too much credit