wore my Nirvanna the Band shirt to DJ last night and met a chick with an NTB hat! so important to find like-minded freaks in your town

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

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They’re making the Cryptkeeper woke. He’s gonna say “boils, ghouls and slay/phlegms.” It was on the news.

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This is pretty well known, but the Australian flag Sam Neill wore on his uniform in Event Horizon was designed at his request to show the Union Jack replaced with the Aboriginal flag, because he hoped in the future this is how it would actually look. A proper fucken ally in every way, this bloke.

Also: my favourite Possession anecdote from Sam Neill is that the vibe was so intense with Adjani and Zulawski that as soon as shooting finished each day he'd go back to his hotel room and lock himself in, get massively stoned and listen to Genesis on repeat

RIP Lindsey Graham, who shat himself to death and drowned in his own piss and shit

I could never really get deep into a fandom because I think it's inherently creepy to draw sexually explicit fan art of real people and that does evidently appear to be a part of it

horror drag queen name: Skinny MaRink

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

Being on day three of scouring computer forums and finding somebody who had your same problem but eventually gave up is like seeing a dead body on Everest

when the MIFF program drops

the true crime entertainment industrial complex must be stopped

People seem to find Taylor Swift's music producer pretty divisive, but me? I love jackan a ton off

The Assassination of Diet Coke by the Coward Coke Zero

AND JEFF COMBS IS THEIR DAD

Mike Birbiglia Mike Birdbiglia Mike Big Birdlia Mike BIG BIRD LIAR

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

these are all the same man, to me

Four-year-old just told his toddler sister “it’s time for the hunt” and they both left the room. Not my business

When I was A young boy My father took me into the jungle Where they had fun and games

Saw someone in a local group put up a property for someone to take over the lease, some asked why it was open for lease and they replied "I don't love my husband anymore"

girls don't want boys girls want Amélie's flat from the film Amélie (2001)

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to the black parade

twine makes spools of us all

Physical pain fades. Worst Saw trap I can imagine is having to be read my diary entries from high school.

This is the kind of stuff Christine Baranski says when she's flirting

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

I work in a shopping centre, and the temperature control brief is, I think, set at "Arizona"

it wouldve been funny if goldfinger wasnt a movie and just a crazy song about a guy shirley bassey made up

have a vague plan to go to Canada at the end of the year and my only real goal so far is "see a raccoon"

need more of this exact thing. stupid clankers absolutely eating shit or spazzing out

Yer Da listens to Ai Generated Viking music

having bad time; mental health, body busted,poor etc. just had work reject my leave request because they found out I hurt my wrist at work,so I have to take unpaid sick leave instead. if u were ever thinking of buying something from my store, now would be such a good time tee.pub/lic/goatwang

pronouncing Paul Simon like persimmon

(Alan Partridge voice) who is the best three-named David: Ogden Stiers, Hyde-Pierce or Lee Roth? Call in now

Limpe Bizcotti did it all for the gnocchi

watched The Dish (2000) last night and noticed this banner was misspelled, can't decide if it's funnier if that's on purpose or by accident

I work near a Jehovah's Witness church. I've never noticed them being particularly odd or creepy until the other day when a woman waiting outside to go into the church stuck her whole face into the flowers of a cum tree and took a big sniff

can't read about the Highlander remake, would you tell VAN GOGH TO REPAINT HIS DAMN FLOWERS

oh well Jonesy'll sort it then

This. Is. Why. I. Paint.

The real question is which slur we’ll all settle on for these fake AI people. “Sloppoes” isn’t right but it’s something in that ballpark.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import