I work near a Jehovah's Witness church. I've never noticed them being particularly odd or creepy until the other day when a woman waiting outside to go into the church stuck her whole face into the flowers of a cum tree and took a big sniff

can't read about the Highlander remake, would you tell VAN GOGH TO REPAINT HIS DAMN FLOWERS

oh well Jonesy'll sort it then

This. Is. Why. I. Paint.

The real question is which slur we’ll all settle on for these fake AI people. “Sloppoes” isn’t right but it’s something in that ballpark.

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Robert Redford on Richard Nixon's death. Not much changes, I guess.

The Holocaust denier who has spent the last four years waging social violence against trans people and set up a BILLION POUND fund to wage lawfare against innocent people is now quoting Mein Kampf. But sure, tell me I need to widen my tent for people who disagree with me.

i mean. it's ok for hr to be woke. it's kind of the point right

Shoutouts to Annabel Crabb and Kitchen Cabinet

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

My friend @itsmeio.bsky.social is so close to reaching her goal - I just donated, can anyone join me?

When you and your nonmonog partner break up

can't believe NO Victorian zoos have capybaras. what's the fucking POINT OF ANYTHING

helpful lad

(deep, heavy sigh) sure, fine

I got the complaint in the horrific OpenAI self harm case the the NY Times reported today This is way way worse even than the NYT article makes it out to be OpenAI absolutely deserves to be run out of business

Crying laughing trying to remember the names of the daughters from King Lear "Gommerill? Guemmer? Gambatan"

bug series gets overwhelmed

jesus christ buzzfeed can you settle down

in honour of David Stratton, you can go and watch the best movie of all time for FREE at the Nova this weekend ❤️

me when Burgess Meredith pops up in a Twilight Zone

Vale David Stratton, the wonderful film critic. I have seen a few mentions of Stratton’s surveillance by the Australian Security Intelligence Organisation, which came to light about a decade ago. His ASIO file has been digitised and can be viewed here: recordsearch.naa.gov.au/SearchNRetri...

Some wonderful people are raising mutual aid for Gazan families they are in touch with. Conquer the capitalist in your head and rather than thinking, "I don't have $30 to spare", maybe you have $2 or $4 or $10? Maybe 20 or 100 of you have that much? Account name KM, BSB 313140, Account 12281536.

omg i watched five minutes of the yank remake and they made Tennant American too YUK

love when a cocktail bar has marketing like "a hedonistic fantasyland...sumptuous pleasures of the flesh...a place for dark whispers and secrets..." and what they mean is "have a gimlet and cheat on your wife"

Actually leaving the house to do this tomorrow night, come along! Should be fun. www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/nat...

You, a slack jawed Neanderthal: Duhh my tik tok where I make a weird face just made a million dollars. I'm going to eat a gold crusted steak to celebrate Me, a modern philosopher: I've crafted a magnificent sentence on a website where my only reward is getting yelled at. I live for this shit

oh god they're gonna do a Wedding Singer sequel arent they

I've been rewatching Broadchurch because one of my favourite hobbies is crying

sorry just wondering, is it the good or the bad guys that shoot dead the children they are already starving? just wondering!

i knew this scene in SVU reminded me of something

david byrne one of the best dudes

i just didn't think the harbingers of doom would be so embarrassing

person: hey— me: you ever had to try 9 brands of imitation crab one right after the other buddy? Hm? You ever had to Fucking eat so much imitation crab you dream of it for weeks? hm? it’s nice to see you. What’s it been? 19 years?

(Alan Partridge voice) who is the best three-named David: Ogden Stiers, Hyde-Pierce or Lee Roth? Call in now

i dunno maybe I'm not totally against book burning

for a million dollars i couldn't tell you what any of those supposed food items is

Happy 15th anniversary of the peak achievement of literary criticism, to all who celebrate

We need to teach people the difference between being uncomfortable and being unsafe. Because the discomfort of the safest people is endangering the most vulnerable, all day every day.

more bands should have songs that are "it's [band name] time" 🎶 woo woo it's Puddle of Mudd time 🎸 yeah yeah it's Jamiroquai time 🥁 bum-bum-bum Creed time

i doubt it

RIP Tom Lehrer I'm sorry I only found out about your passing in the comments of that shitty Minchin article youtu.be/pvhYqeGp_Do?...

comedy in the early 2000s was so easy, "jesus is a bitch" you'd say to wide acclaim. "religion is silly" ahhh please, poet teacher tutor mentor, tell me more

I figured out what it is. It's that he wants to be more British. Because he is a little bit. But like how when Johnny Depp wants to be British he's a weird little freak. But a guy who's a little bit British but wants to be full British, that's fucked beyond measure.

A shame, really. Once upon a time, even when he still had the air of a condescending elitist, he still at least stuck to his guns. Now he's seen that Matilda Money and knows you have to lick a few boots to keep the house in LA.