Ramadan Mubarak to my Halal homies!

He had a joke in his stump speeches about how, if he were to walk on water, the headlines the next day would read “Jesse Jackson Can’t Swim”

BATTLE BUDDY: You know that weird internet asshole who is obsessed trans women? ME: That really doesn’t narrow it down

“I am somebody” shaped how millions of us saw ourselves as kids, including me. That message mattered. It still does. Rest in power, Jesse Jackson 🙏🏽

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Batman would have gone to war with everyone on the Epstein list; there is a scene in this book that stays with me. Batman talks a guy who peripherally knew some CSAM producers and how they from his jail cell and he ended the conversation with “Make them PAY.”

Something I noticed watching Wakanda Forever

It’s of note that the Men in Black only “protect the earth from the scum of the universe” as a secondary if not tertiary mission. Their primary function is refugee resettlement and management.

I think my brain attempted to do a sex dream but the anti-nightmare meds were like “seems to stressful” so It was just awkward.

how can a 4 min video have more interest, intrigue, and character development than a 120 minute movie? björk ALL IS FULL OF LOVE youtu.be/9JE6rUwfckI?...

These fucking morons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Every girl wants that ass ate like groceries, they ain’t never marry that man does it, but they will remember that man and call him once a year.” Dude is just ranting out loud at a taco joint like that.

Fun game to play on Facebook: When some random person says they are Pro-Trump just tell them to stop raping children. They’ll say EVERYTHING *except* “I’ve never raped a child.”

We will never forget you, Laika. You are the best dog ever.

I think her outrageous behavior indicates that she’s already secured a pardon.

Why do people take pride in ignorance? What on earth kind of education did they have where saying “I don’t know,” lets them feel like they can turn their chin up?

You know that "you can't read the text in dreams" thing? I could and it was "Otatsiihtaissiiststakio piksi makamo ta psswia"

When I - or anyone - talks shit about a state or a country or something - show SOME maturity and realize that I or anyone else is talking shit about that GOVERNMENT, not the citizens. Government action is so wildly divorced from the average life of a citizen that it's safe to do that.

If I had my druthers I’d have a copy of Sagan’s The Demon Haunted World in the hands of every child in America.

I just hope people remember a time I made them laugh after I’m gone.

Key to any good anime absolute banger of a theme song

People are calling Kid Rock’s halftime show Klanchella 💀

I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.

This is disconcerting; I think it reflects their musical style becoming flattened in a way that I’m not quite comfortable explaining.

Great message and warning. Almost like this is being done on purpose. I wonder who benefits from this? AcreTrader. www.farmlandgrab.org/post/32430-j...

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Technology/wireStory/france-ditches-zoom-teams-homegrown-system-amid-european-129802792

Everything I need to know about Ring cameras, I learned from Ray Bradbury

It's very odd that "battle axe" is an insult for older women, isn't it? Wouldn't that be a term for "tough older woman that you don't cross," or did it initially mean that, and that's somehow a bad thing in some contexts?

Why Some People Think in Words, While Others Think in Pictures & Feelings www.openculture.com/2026/02/why-...

The Pats Lost which means

I wrote a thing where a group anti vaxxers start sending people into protests to spread diseases and never posted it because it might give people ideas and FUUUUUUUU

The “World Wide Web” was a great name, in hindsight. I’ve been trapped here for decades.

I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud

"The human body is an obstacle to efficiency (...) [but] real learning is slow. It is not oriented towards immediate use and immediate disposal." Efficiency in edu & research cheapens our work. We are already squeezed by new managerialism, time to reclaim our agency. #ResistAI

This is a great music video but I can’t be the only person who was thinking of Shirly Manson as a grizzled old NCO providing covering fire during a strategic retreart from some sort r/selected species, right?

"We proposed peace. A lasting peace."

I think we need to start a GoFundMe so that every journalist who says "Fuck you, Mr. President, answer the question," gets a $5000 bounty. Largely because I think that man needs to be told "fuck you" on a much more regular basis.

"We became the Asai Jiya. This is our faith and this is our people."

I HATE NYC; But this man reminds why it's great: People. You'll hear seven languages in two blocks. You can pet a bodega cat, Ghostbusters HQ is there and some guy might ask you and 3 others to help him gently push his mother-in-laws car away from the curb 'cause it's too tight for her to drive away

I know art is how we process negative emotions, but I do yearn for the era of excessive pouches.

Remember Crazy White Guy is a *character class* and not an alingment. “So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂”

ALLLLL OF THIS

Because the Tik Tok version is… on Tik Tok

Excuse me, but this woman is a deeply silly person, and I now adore her.

Anyone got any pointers on how to make my feed a little... less... world on firey? Don't get me wrong, it's good to be informed, but I think I fucked it up somehow because I don't see ANYTHING about the Muppets, Chappell Roan, Spider-Man (Parker, Morales or even O'Hara, FFS), Star Trek or Star Wars

AN historic. Not A historic. AP STYLE. FOR. LIFE.

I’d say “fight me” but the kind of piss baby man that says he would fight me will just type a lot and call it fighting.

I admit that Shame (2011) is in my top 5, and that doesn't make me a bad person. I saw it on a first date in the theater because McQueen is lowkey one of the greatest to ever do it, and we were both fans. We mutually ghosted" after that, but it changes meaning every time I see it.