If you assholes see me in a karkat cosplay while im lookin for my dave fuck you you didnt see shit im an ADULT

Every time a penguin scores i bust a friggin NUT

So are we allowed to say the leafs were better off keeping marner and he wasnt the problem or are leafs fans not ready for that yet

I watched hockey on occasion just so i could pop in this bitch and facewash some jagoffs with the pittsburgh penguins’ winrate. Fuck yourselves for doubting my boys.

Ive been locked in a room for 3 weeks straight doing nothing but reading homestuck ask me anything

“He scored with a spoon??” “Nooo with a stick”

Sigh now the pens are only on track to go 81-1 :/

Dubas is so smug rn i just know

Mannnnn kindel JUST got drafted and here we are seeing dividends :3

At a minor league game rn and mannnnn its so chippy lmao i forget ahl rivalries are so intense hahahhaha

Basic Economy Personal Item:

Nhl app is so bad. You want to look closer at a player and it opens a browser to nhl dot com, vs any stored into in the app itself? And the stats are only nhl stats, not career stats. Its totally useless, what the hell.

So youre tellin me the pens are on track for 82-0 :)c

Heheheheh pens are 2-0 and vegas is down 1 and currently tied with the sharks!!! HAHAHAHHAHA

Crosby AND Malkin on the board just to make you HATE the offseason EVEN MORE Welcome back NHL oh my GOD

Get ready for a thousand opeds comparing eichels and mcdavids contrasts PENNED BY ME BECAUSE WOWOWWWWW

UGH WHY DID I CHOSE NOW TO GYM IM A FOOL

I need the bidding history. 7 people bid and its already over half a mil????

Connor mickey dees signed for two years only? Hes gone.

Put my name in the wutang name generator and got THUNDEROUS DESPERADO YESSSSS YESSSSS!!!!!!! A NAME THAT FULLY SUITS MY ME!!!!!!!

After seeing DOZENS of swifties confused why they dont like her new album im just gonna point out that youre a person, people arent static, your tastes change as you age. Maybe swift just doesnt hit the same for you anymore because youve changed. Branch out, i promise youll be happy. With MCR :)

I think any swift fan upset at the new album should do themselves a favor and listen to The Black Parade by New Jersey’s own My Chemical Romance and then by tickets to their tour “LONG LIVE THE BLACK PARADE” to see the best live show being performed this decade.

Holy COW

What the hell is going on in florida

I cant wait to invest in hockey again GOD i hate every other sport every other sport SUCKS

Only one sport can make you believe in miracles and defying the odds and just one pitch making the difference and then RIP IT ALL OUT FROM UNDER YOU BECAUSE YOUR TEAM AND THE FUCKING DIRT THEY WERE BUILT ON IS FUCKING SHIT

I fucking hate baseball i fucking hate baseball i fucking hate baseball I fucking hate baseball i fucking hate baseball i fucking hate baseball I fucking hate baseball i fucking hate baseball i fucking hate baseball I FUCKING HATE BASEBALL

YES

ARE THE PHILS GONNA CHOKE THIS AGAIN

Im excited for the preseason to be over so i can brag about how awesome the pens are without a big ASTERISK next to every post

@lyddia.bsky.social my entire tiktok fyp is totally overrun by people crashing out over swifts new album. ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!! XD

HAHAHHA FUCK YES

Penguins have always been good STOP UNDERESTIMATING MY TEAM FUCK YOU

When MCR5 drops its literally over for all you hoes

OVERTIME WINNER BY THE BIGGEST BOOTY HOT FUCKIN ASS BOY IN THE N H L CCCCCRRRRRROSBY.

Crosby scored on a powerplay and also the sun rose in the east and set in the west

THERES A CHARLIE XCX DISSTRACK?!

There was a spider in my bathroom. I left and came back. Spider is missing. You just know its gonna crawl up my asscrack the next time i try to take a dump GODDAMNIT.

Nothing hurts more than a missing punctuation mark. You just have to stare at where it should be. Like a time traveler that altered the timeline, knowing they fucked up and made Tom from Accounting vanish from existence.

Immersive Shark Tank Scent” is so ridiculously ominous. Its gonna smell like rotting fish carcasses and BLOOD????

I like, cant watch dangle and co talk about the pens. Every time im just blown away by how little they know. They literally pull from debunked sources and seem to have a really huge bug up their butts about the pens, and always have. Before the kessel trade theyve just always been so anti-pitt

I never pay attention to the latest drama cuz i have a life so idk whats going on with the ceo but in my experience Big Men in Charge are literally the worst people to give a mouthpiece to.

I wouldnt trust a word josh yohe says lmao

political platform to enact universal basic income just so artists can FOCUS ON THEIR WEBCOMICS 😹

Homestuck pilot seemed fun so im reading the comic now. This dave guy seems super annoying.

My mom told me today that when i was a kid i was evaluated for autism and tested negative. This is literally the shock of the week for me

Britain is gonna think football is this sloppy messy game of idiot amateurs Accurate impression

HOW IS THERE A FLAG ON EVERY SINGLE PLAY DUDE

Football is so allergic to letting a game fucking die. I hate this “he didnt cradle the ball like the newborn baby jesus so its an incomplete pass” shit

Aaron Rodgers sucks. Fart noise.