i get ppl wanted marner to be the storyline for the cup final but imo this was such a fucking goalie story. Andersen dealing with injury and tragedy, Bussi being claimed off waivers and then being a fucking WALL, Hill being overlooked and shoved aside so Hart could deliver the worst performance ever

seeing all the men seeing rod the bod for the first time and having a masculinity/sexuality crisis is very fucking entertaining. i should make a thread of all the tiktoks ive gotten with just dudes makin eyes like they wanna lick brind'amours abs

I think if john tortorella were a woman hed be a vriska.

there is literally nothing more insufferable than a person who hates sports and makes hating sports their entire personality.

those white shorts leave absolutely nothing to the imagination el em ay ow

bussi was claimed off waivers kdsa;fhdhsadff

I personally think they wouldnt make the office today because its mediocre and the current landscape is too competitive for such a limp, snoozefest concept to get greenlit. But thats me.

Watching this made me emotional. God i love hockey.

Duuuuuuuuude that was like a full force kick from a full sprint that pivoted 90 degrees??? That was CRAZY

I sat down and egypt scored so obviously i gotta root for them i got the juice

I have decided to root for the team with the prettiest unis.

Pk subban going from "we need to get this guy on tv hes such a fun personality" to "pls get the mic away from him hes such an idiot" should be studied

Sometimes things make logical sense but they just slide off my brain. I get the ick. Idk. Dont ask me why its just how im made.

Hockey is over so, its time for all soccer all the time.

Its been endlessly wholesome seeing all the world cup tourists enjoying america. Dude, i hope this shit sticks with people when they hear right wingers scream about how parasitic other nations are. Remember how awesome the world cup was?? Those mfers are LYING!!!!!

Woke up feeling like absolute trash lmao and i didnt even have any champ

I love the little stanley cup amv they do. God. Its such a good endcap to the season.

Yeah this whole team is literally the land of unwanted and unappreciated talent. Jeez.

Man. What a playoffs.

All the canes fans i follow arent online i assume theyre getting hammered lmao

The handoff to andersen is so emotional UGH i love this sport

I hope the people with the H A R T shirts blow a tire in traffic on the way home.

Wow man, idk what to say this is such a full circle moment its like a movie

Jordy got a ring and a cs. Fuck yeah dude.

I think anderson and bussi made a great duo literally like i hope they stick it out next year both are great goalies

UGH WHO IS GONNA GET THE MVP DBJFKDKKE

I think back in october i said i could see carolina winning??? Anyone wanna stalk my activity and check?

They did their storm warning clap thing UGH the canes are adorable

As a pens fan im highly emotional seeing jordy here again like. UGH.

I think marner should feel pretty damn good about his performancr, he got a natural hat trick in the final. Like. Thats not nothing. I do think he vanished in the games the knights lost, but this loss isnt on his shoulders absolutely not.

I remember jordan staals last time here hehehe

HART IS FUCKING CRYING OH MY GOD IM FULLY ERECT

Canes fans, lemme hear ya B)

I wanna see silver fox brind'amor lift that silver fuckin cup hell yeah

I think if vegas ditches hart they have a cup next year. Make the right call!!!

Say it with me now: the evil is goddamn defeated.

Literally if im a vegas fan im blaming hart. Like. 4 goals allowed how many times in a row?? Meanwhile, Bussi

Vegas officially collapsing.

Oh thats rare, i havent seen a faceoff violation penalty in so long

That was some hot potato ass goaltending lmao

Cant wait to say "what a stupid fucking question" about 100% objectionable personnel decisions

I turned on the tv and canes score ok im in yall im locked in

"Just noise" as the preview line literally references his sexual assault charges lololol boy you are NEVER escaping this shit i am so fucking happy

Its so hot out im bout to crack an egg on the pavement and marvel at the low cooking temp for a perfect sunny side up

ITS CARTER HART ROAST TIME!!! Give me the meanest things you can think to say about the worst goalie in SCF history!!

one game down.

youd think hed learn to close his legs

WE ON HATTY WATCH YALL

less than 10 minutes and 2 of them are shorthanded. vegas has less than 15 shots. yuck.

stunning lack of gamdave on ao3, literally not even 100 fics. the hell lmao. gamzee and dave hatefucking is not on the agenda, homestuck fandom??? what are we doing?