Dirk Strider x Jotaro Kujo “Yare yare fuck my life”

someone help im addicted to drawing dirk strider (no one help im where i wanna be)

im back home so i get to get back to drawing fuck yeahhhhh

Yare yare daze 😒

everyone. please be safe. whereever you are. please be safe.

its funny how odd dirk looks without the shades. he straight up looks like another guy without them. heheh. natural cosplayer.

Obviously he’s wearing the hat, no sunglasses. Dave gets to be josuke core and have a pomp. Oh god. I fear this is too peak.

I just imagined dirk strider taking inspiration from jotaro kujo instead of that guy from guren lagen and i am so fucking pissed we missed out on peak. An au i must bring into the world unfortunately.

Jojos bizarre adventure is for the straights. Yep. Thats why theres a bisexual vampire that steals the body of his most despised and beloved rival and fucks women and men with his dick. Because its for the straights. The straights. The cishets. Yeah. For them! For them.

Hullo gmonrnin i wish i was dead

imagined bro strider straight up fucking killing me and got so hard i fuckigng gagged jesus christ hes so fine

Honestly if im Michkov Im asking for a trade lmao get that boy out of philly

Forbidden colors tumblr post made the website crash riiiiip

I should put notifs on for more of my fav artists, i always end up combing my tl for them anyway. just seems practical.

Davekat with boba? Davekat with boba.

I think i wanna do my fav ships for homestuck so ill also do rosemary and dirkjake, but other than that idk if id do any more. Shrug. Maybe if someone asked?

Finished davekat boba tea yesterday so as a treat today im drawin some lesbians :3

Gmorning horndogs and perverts, how we doin this morning?

Cant wait to see this chinakhov goal lmao

Davekat with boba? Davekat with boba.

its a cold shitty day so its time for my 50th rewatch of Flavor of Love. New York the icon that you are.

Put ai on my dash and ur unfollowed idc

The kingsman marvel rivals tournament situation is so gratifying as a chronic tryhard. Literally the narcissistic “yesman or else” shit is so fucking toxic. Im really glad anyone being misogynistic is being smacked tf down too, these ppl suck cuz theyre ASSHOLES, not cus theyre women.

Is the guardian the only paper worth a damn anymore? I mean theyve always been great, for research papers especially, but now im like. Theyre all i trust anymore. Is that nuts?

I dont fw the sdp anymore but i just know theyre furious dubas is doing well in pittsburgh. Its like a hateboner squared.

I lov u adam gretzky

Bro Strider’s tits are so big because thats where he stores the evil

Malkin has 35 pts in 33 games played T^T hes the fucking GOAT literally at his age doing this fucking good i love u geno i always will <3

anyway, who is hype for more snow?

The reason why being kink positive is anti-fascist is twofold. One: fascists want to kill "degeneracy" and will label any sexuality as such to create outgroups they can justify culling without penalty. The nazis did this with homosexuals for example. Two: gay rights is tied with kink!!!!!!

literally guys if you want people to engage with you and follow you on bluesky its as easy as just posting and engaging with other real people. i swear to god.

*draws hand and then has to lay down for ten minutes*

Malkin takes a pay cut to stay with Crosby so that means all the people who posted ten million times a day about how he was totally leaving the dogshit penguins owe me damages. 50k from each of you and I'm the worlds first trillionaire fuck you.

every time someone complains about twitter i slide right in those replies and shill for bluesky. literally no shame. please just give bluesky a shot lmao

How to watch hockey like a pro? I gotchu. Tip 1: Objectify the men Tip 2: Scream whenever anything happens Tip 3: Shake some ass for a hat trick Tip 4: The refs are bad unless the call goes your way and then the refs did it right for once Tip 5: Laugh at the leafs Now youre a pro! Enjoy!

Song of the day youtu.be/oPUbrI3SZhU?...

The gooners, the perverts, and me :)

When the timeline makes you laugh out loud

My aunt was telling me the penguins are trash and suck and are literally struggling to hit .500. I was like. You know theyre currently 3rd in the division, right? Theyre one win from 2nd.

Friend just called me “Spunky” and i swear to god my brain is playing the guitar loop from Here Comes the Sun on repeat. Holy shit i am ALIVE!!! IM SPUNKY? IM FUCKING SPUNKY!!!!

Goal today is to finish this and then start a rosemary version, we’ll see if it goes according to keikaku

Who and who

Still really proud of this one B)

Love the cops being like… whatever… where are you going even? I guess we could send someone… ehhh….

Being egomaniacal for the bit is a choice and one i keep making because its fucking funny

Link hopped up on the bed, looked at me with immense disgruntlement, did a little turn, and plopped his giant fat body on top of my legs. He then sighed like the entire weight of the world is on his shoulders.

If u wanted to humanize me but havent found a way in yet, i had a huge pimple above my eyebrow and it fucking hurts. Remember to frequently wash ur pillowcases. Especially if ur a drooler like me. Fuck damnit.

I love that cascada did a cover of What Hurts the Most. Yes. Put that 00s dance pop on a sad as fuck song. Im crying in the club. The neon lights flash as i sob hysterically in a pile on the floor. Yummy yummy.

i will not lie the best engagement i get is when i talk about sports. lets go pens btw.