Ive been writing a ton of dirk strider and dave strider being brothers shit lately, and i think its because its so cathartic to have those two heal each other and become a family. Its all they ever wanted, freedom and love, in the way they really need it, as a real family.

Want some fall out boy themed matts/marns exs angst? Say no more.

I can tell im about to kick a flu when i can string two thoughts together again. Jesus christ. I thought getting chubby meant id be less of a pussy when i get sick???

Ive just been feeling like absolute shit for like two weeks and its complete bullshit. Cant draw cant write my whole head just feels like someone pumped it full of cement. Pity me and give me your energy. Dm me buff men making out.

If im not supposed to scrape my inner ear with bobby pins to FINALLY scratch that itch then god needs to STOP putting GLOOP in my FREAKIN EARS

Im doing the nugget bridge exploit and ive elected to sacrifice a jigglypuff to the cause. She only knows sing. The only thing she can do as she dies over and over is sing a mournful tune. While i pocket thousands of dollars.

Maybe i just have gigantic meaty mitts for hauling flour sacks but its entirely too easy to press all four joycon buttons at once and rest my game on the switch port of firered

So marner gettin gone and the leafs suck and we all knew this was gonna happen like do i even need to hit post? I will tho. I will.

Officially sickypoo. Watching Casino. Prime robert di niro fuck yeah

Took some cold medicine and now im kinfa high ama

Sitting in the er again and i probably shouldnt be singing that slob on my knob like corn on the cob song but idk how else to pass the time

Man it feels good to dogwalk the golden knights. Get fucked vegas <3

PARTY HARD never gets old duuuuude GOD

MAYBE Hil isnt ready for prime time

Its a shame i look hideous in that kind of yellow otherwise id cop that pens cardigan

If Malkin isnt extended in a fortnight im egging ppg paints

Sometimes i think the penguins play their best hockey when crosby is out, because they want to rise to the occasion and make him proud. Just best leader in the game shit nbd.

Superior black and gold team is up 4-0

Hockey hockey hockey, hockey hockey hockey, hockey hockey hockey, gonna watch sum hockey~

Ive been playing animal crossing new horizons to decompress my big girl emotions and man. The real power of that game is the music. Its so vibey i can customize my garden for hours.

I hope browt is like the nega rowlet. Instead of becoming more suave and gentlemanly, browt’s evo line is more scrungy and goonish. Final evo is a straight up brawler with bulging bird muscles.

ARE THEY IMPLYING GETTING A PENALTY IS EQUIVALENT TO GETTING YOUR BACK BLOWN OUT BY A RUSSIAN HOTTIE IN A ROMANCE NOVEL?????

Also vis a vis the new stardew valley marriage options, i am super happy to date clint and always thought he had the highest upside potential as a love interest. He has so much sexual tension with the farmer, calling us hot and charismatic?? Cmon guys.

Pokemon Waves. Waves to who???

i hope pombom's final evo is the proper liondog we were supposed to get with hisuian arcanine. give me a legit MANE dude!!!

obviously id pick the fire dog. obviously.

Devils got shit on and Crosby wasnt even there. Get fucked NJ.

Love that the usa mens hockey team won a gold medal, the first in almost half a century, and all anyone cares about is what assholes they are. Thats your legacy boys! Being the type of jagoffs that laugh at women and hump a fascist’s leg!

Im sick of the platonic shit with krobus. Let me sire monstrous offspring with a shadow creature. LET ME GO TO BED WITH HIM CONCERNED APE!!!!!!

Link does this thing where he’ll stand over me and then paw at my face. He just. Paws and boops and insists. And then he goes “wuhhhhh” and lays down??? He curls up on my lap, idk what this animal wants.

Theres no labrador retriever pokemon and thats why society is bad

Wonder how sidney crosby’s doing

Its weird looking back at your childhood and realizing if you look past your biases, things were different than how you thought at the time. That person wasnt bullying you, you were defensive and lashing out preemptively. You had more friends than you thought. People liked you. Had crushes.

Watching The Ugly Truth and man this is 2009 in a nutshell. WOMEN! BE A SLUT! IF YOU WANT LOVE, YOU MUST BE A WHORE! HA HA HA ISNT IT SO FUNNY THAT YOU HAVE SELF RESPECT? MEN DONT LIKE THAT! HA HA HA!

When did Sir Flavor of Flav become the good guy and can I get a season 4 of Flavor of Love please?

girls go to college to get more knowledge. boys go to jupiter to get more stupider have we forgotten the ancient texts already???

I love wolf of wall street, just the way the dialogue is so loaded and builds off itself is so great, the scene on the boat where the fbi agent plays the wide eyed innocent and easily plays jordan into implicating himself? Fucking damn good writing.

Ive been to salt lake city once and it was awful. Soulless and empty. Overly corporate and cold cold COLD.

Famous for the n64 goldeneye level Aztec, im finally watching Moonraker. Will I finally start enjoying roger moore’s bond, or will i find his half assed ennui dreary and depressing?

I love hockey so much and it always finds new ways to let me down.

Anyway.

Guys even if the fbi director was an awesome person and the trump admin was awesome and nothing hurt thats still a bad look. Thats still terrible. Lord.

Looking at that locker room footage and all i can think is. How embarrassing. Way to stain your legacy guys. Eek.

Colton Parayko is. Tall.

Tip for artists drawing characters with swords: its not a baseball bat, the pommel at the bottom is for the palm of the non dominant hand, so you get better leverage and grip. Holding both hands together at the top near the guard is a weak grip and the swordsman will look like a rookie.

Cantaloupe. Distinct taste of sweaty ballsack every time i eat one.

Yknow how celebs have nicknames for their fans? If ur a fan of lillikoifish and u dig my posts that means ur a guppy. Welcome to the pond lil guppy. Blub blub.

I hate this fucking song lmao. Uwah oo uwah oo. Fuck.

In case you missed the golden goal heres the short version

Im gonna be drawin hella and i just know some hockey boys are gonna be inspo gah im so weak