I guess it’s time to watch this movie again

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Being spared seeing The Ring video because of the pre-roll ads

Looking in the bathroom mirror when me and my 43 year old balls are getting into the shower

This happened to me at work today. If anyone even cares.

Also turned a kilogram of topside into bulgogi jerky on the weekend. Good stuff!

Sliced and fried 12 zucchinis so I could make that pasta Stanley Tucci keeps banging on about (spaghetti alla Nerano). Tasty stuff!

what the fuck are you talking about

Me and all my homies HATE WuShock

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Logical fallacy: Appeal to Grok

Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.

JESSE FARRAR ATTEMPTS TO EAT 250+ TORTILLA CHIPS LIVE ON STREAM twitch.tv/gooffkings

We’re back baby

Yes, killing people is generally bad. But I have no room in my heart to feel sadness for a man who made a very conscious choice to spend his entire adult life profiting from sowing division, fear and hatred, gleefully putting a target on the back of vulnerable minorities every time he spoke. Sorry!

That’s an all time ‘play stupid games, win stupid prizes’ moment.

Did you know: when you have a beautiful soulmate who loves baking you can request an elaborate chocolate cream pie from the Hoosier Mama Book of Pie and they’ll make it for your birthday? Thank you @milfmunnee.bsky.social :)

Dinner is slow roasted pumpkin, onion and garlic soup with bacon bits, spring onion and sour cream along with some cheesy toast on @milfmunnee.bsky.social sandwich bread

Father’s Day Treats! It’s treat day! Shout out to my beautiful wife and children, without whom I would be hard pressed to claim Father Status

Gotta start somewhere!

There was a whole teen book about it when I was a kid (I don't remember the plot of the book, but it definitely involved red fingers from eating too many pistachios)

There's a whole passage in The Cat Ate My Gymsuit by Paula Danziger where the chubby girl gets busted by her strict mom for unscheduled snacking because she got pistachio dye on her fingers

So I was watching the original The Naked Gun (1988) with the family and we were all wondering about the scene with the red food Frank was eating - turns out Americans dyed pistachios red for decades?? To hide marks from processing? And I guess they just got red dye on your hands and mouth??

holding it in-cels seething at pisschads for this

Absolutely fanging for a slash

Well hello there

EPISODE 411: Think Yrself Clever (feat. @bosh.worstpossible.world) Josh Boerman from @worstpossible.world and @illconceivedpodcast.com joins us to talk about: A snubbed big unit, a slow and courageous chase, Texan cybercrime, an arrest a lifetime too late, and the crimes of a baseball mentat.

Donald Trump tried out his first butt plug and now he can’t get it out and all of his dried McDonald’s turd pebbles are backing up in there and turning his guts into a gravel pit 😞 thoughts and prayers

i have a very particular set of balls

Getting older means being okay with becoming more vulnerable (I just sneezed so hard in the car that I fucked my neck up)

many have been requesting the photo of me from the fashion show. here it is

I’m so proud of @demilardner.bsky.social and her insane show!! The first two were great but this one blew my dick and balls around the back of my body like Daffy Duck’s beak and I keep sitting on my balls in the car and it hurts ☹️ watch SYWWAPP today!!

New episode of SYWWAPP is out and I can finally reveal the pic that’s been my phones lockscreen for the past two months. My beautiful wife. Watch here and watch now: youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI

Fun Episode Alert! Awoogah!

Why is no one talking about this

Reinstalled and opened my saved game and there’s absolutely nothing to do on the map lol. Gonna have to start again!

Miserable weather! Warm Cheech!

Man @jesawyer.bsky.social is gonna make me replay Ghost of Tsushima

He’s Mr. Snoozy

“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married”. Ma’am I am 42 years old.

The incredibly muted political response to sovereign citizens being responsible for the murder of four police officers in 12 months is remarkable. The police / spook / political / media extremist framework is clearly only designed to be deployed against Islamic extremism, any other form breaks it.

I had an absolutely thumping migraine yesterday, and I can’t believe how sore it’s made the muscles in my shoulders and arms and back. No good!

We can’t keep inflicting this on the rest of the world

Create an account, AI generated clickbait, use Google to sign into Xhamster, 23 chumboxes on every article, sign up to continue reading, click all the images that look like a bicycle. What if I cook something instead. What if I jacked off traditional style.

Basically everything about the internet in 2025 seems designed to actively push me offline. Or to become the Unabomber.

NEW EP OF MY GAMESHOW WE FILMED IN MY HOUSE youtu.be/zKQz2OtgeBI?...

Check this guy out

Look at my lawyer’s computer dawg, I’m going to jail

These guys ran a train on me back in 89