I basically can’t watch them anymore. I have to assume that this is a focus group-tested situation where the average person is more likely to see a movie if they feel comfortable that they know exactly what will happen. But more often than not they make me say “don’t need to see that anymore”

:D

Do any Australians on here subscribe to the print version of The Onion? If so, have you actually received a print issue yet?

RIP Adam Greenberg He was the superb cinematographer who shot Near Dark (watch it!), Terminator 2: Judgment Day and, of course, The Terminator, which means he’s responsible for one of my favourite shots in cinema that also coined a new genre for its film:

“How the fuck am I funny?”

the four words all the homies love to hear

Listening to the opening of Oct 18 episode of @boontavista.com and they're talking about the Cars movies and I'm completely jumpscared when @donoteat.bsky.social's voice chimes in.

Rewatched Platoon recently and there’s several shots where young Dafoe just had the beautiful open-faced beaming smile. What an angel

What a pleasure to have @stefanheck.bsky.social from @blockedparty.bsky.social and @gooffkings.bsky.social on to talk about really nasty plane diarrhea and when it’s socially acceptable to play with the loose .380 in your pocket

A rising turd lifts all butts

my story THE HORSE & THE RIDER, previously only available for free as a podcast, is now available for money as a book amzn.asia/d/iOZTMaH

🦴 🏝️ ⚪️🐟✅

had a lovely visit from some King Parrots today

Everything reminds me of her

It’s a shame some cool people didn’t get to make the thing they wanted to make, but I will not weep for the lack of another piece of Star Wars content in the world

Did all our chores and now we’re having some beetroot and bean dip and a New York sour on a beautiful spring afternoon

Cheech looks like he’s being murdered

out on the dungeon floor infinitegossip.ghost.io/out-on-the-d...

Checking in with @milesklee.bsky.social

They call me

i am watching videos of "christian mime" where people dance and lipsync to praise music or sermons. it's interpretive dance that alternates between pop-locking to lyrics and impersonating pastors. very strange. we must retain a detached interest in the USA

Hmm

Smoked wagyu rump roast for dinner along with greens, mashed potato and gravy and a gang of horseradish and mustards 🍽️

Watched UPGRADE (2018, directed by @conanthecontrarian.bsky.social) again the other day. What an absolute treat of a film. So many fun ideas, inventive camerawork, brutal violence mixed with laughs and a great ending. My favourite kind of sci-fi, can’t recommend it enough if you haven’t seen it.

We put up some little Cindy Sherman prints we got recently 🤡

This is a bizarre thing to publish on the day the federal court awarded a journalist $220,000 for being unfairly dismissed from an on-air role for their political views. In Australia it isn't just private companies that cave to pressure, it's the public broadcaster www.smh.com.au/national/why...

Fantastic Four: First Steps [2025]

I guess it’s time to watch this movie again

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Being spared seeing The Ring video because of the pre-roll ads

Looking in the bathroom mirror when me and my 43 year old balls are getting into the shower

This happened to me at work today. If anyone even cares.

Also turned a kilogram of topside into bulgogi jerky on the weekend. Good stuff!

Sliced and fried 12 zucchinis so I could make that pasta Stanley Tucci keeps banging on about (spaghetti alla Nerano). Tasty stuff!

what the fuck are you talking about

Me and all my homies HATE WuShock

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Logical fallacy: Appeal to Grok

Guys it's ok. He only called for violence against gays and trans people and declared the Civil Rights Act a mistake for the money and power.

JESSE FARRAR ATTEMPTS TO EAT 250+ TORTILLA CHIPS LIVE ON STREAM twitch.tv/gooffkings

We’re back baby

Yes, killing people is generally bad. But I have no room in my heart to feel sadness for a man who made a very conscious choice to spend his entire adult life profiting from sowing division, fear and hatred, gleefully putting a target on the back of vulnerable minorities every time he spoke. Sorry!

That’s an all time ‘play stupid games, win stupid prizes’ moment.

Did you know: when you have a beautiful soulmate who loves baking you can request an elaborate chocolate cream pie from the Hoosier Mama Book of Pie and they’ll make it for your birthday? Thank you @milfmunnee.bsky.social :)

Dinner is slow roasted pumpkin, onion and garlic soup with bacon bits, spring onion and sour cream along with some cheesy toast on @milfmunnee.bsky.social sandwich bread

Father’s Day Treats! It’s treat day! Shout out to my beautiful wife and children, without whom I would be hard pressed to claim Father Status

Gotta start somewhere!

There was a whole teen book about it when I was a kid (I don't remember the plot of the book, but it definitely involved red fingers from eating too many pistachios)